The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.26.13

November 26th, 2013 // 351 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which will probably be the last one until after Thanksgiving, so here’s my advice for dealing with your bullshit extended family on Native American Genocide Day. Anytime your uncle says “Obama” or “Obamacare,” you take a shot or chug the closest alcohol to you. (Yes, mouthwash and your aunt’s Gin & Fanta are both completely acceptable.) Anytime your grandfather starts a sentence with “Well, on Fox News they said,” you’re allowed to smash the porcelain gravy boat and stab him in the neck. Finally, if anyone brings up Breaking Bad, you immediately praise it as Jesus’ gift unto television and compare it to The Wire and/or The Sopranos. Or you could just bypass the whole meal and go shopping, because fuck retail employees. They aren’t even real people, amirite corporate America?!

Ok, holiday rant complete. Time for some links, let me see what I’ve got here. There’s the usual butts, blah blah, Ashley Greene dying in the street, yadda yadda The Pope‘s epic battle with Satan and HOLY SHIT, Aaron Carter‘s just making out with fans in the front row now.

That should hold you guys over,

- Photo Boy

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  1. David Duchovny Signing Young Girls Back LAX
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    He’s gonna open an X-file on where that idiot’s shoes are.

  2. Joe Manganiello Short Hair
    Flatliner
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    Joe: Cool! what is that?

    Meathead: No idea…found it sitting on a weight bench

    Joe: Can we fuck it?

  3. Micaela Reis Clevage 41st International Emmy Awards
    Dox
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    Plays Victoria Kajibanga.

    I could not make this up.

  4. Aaron Carter Making Out With Fan In Front Row
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    Why is it that whenever an artist like Aaron Carter says they’re doing a show in Vancouver all that goes through my mind is that the performer is thinking, “Awesome! I can do a show, get paid, maybe laid AND score some meth/crack/heroin/whatever after my nap!”

  5. Prince Charles Dame Edna Royal Variety Performance
    Cock Dr
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    Two icons of British fashion meet at last.

  6. Ben Affleck Pissed Off Look Playing With Daughter
    dontkillthemessenger
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    This pic is titled… “Jennifer Garner keeping her bitch in line.”

  7. Busy Philipps Full Shopping Cart
    Flatliner
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    Very busy I see

  8. Aaron Carter Making Out With Fan In Front Row
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    It’s like eating a mouthful of every gross flavor of Harry Potter jellybeans.

  9. Pope Francis Vladimir Putin
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    Putin showing his handjob technique?

  10. Sean Bean Drunk 41st International Emmy Awards
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    One does not simply earn an EGOT.

  11. Joe Manganiello Short Hair
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    I love how you felt the need to designate Joe Manganiello was the one on the right. As if I’m going to confuse him with John Travolta.

  12. Sarah Silverman Cleavage Saban Community Clinic 37th Annual Dinner Gala
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    You’re all shit heads. This woman is fine, from top to bottom. Ya, that’s right, I said it! And I don’t care who knows it!!

  13. Micaela Reis Clevage 41st International Emmy Awards
    Cock Dr
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    I must come to the conclusion that she is DTF.

  14. Ben Affleck Pissed Off Look Playing With Daughter
    Freebie
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    He has said he doesn’t want or like his children photographed and it looks like this is one of those times. If looks could kill.

  15. Micaela Reis Clevage 41st International Emmy Awards
    YadaYada
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    ***Motor boat alert *** Those are spectacular.

  16. Coco Butt Spandex Dress Instagram
    Dox
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    What the fuck is she looking at?

  17. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Instagram
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    All of her posts look exactly the same. You could have told me this post was from last year and I wouldn’t have known the difference.

  18. Ashley Greene Bloody Face Makeup Burying The Ex Set
    spareclownparts
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    I wish this was real

  19. Sarah Silverman Cleavage Saban Community Clinic 37th Annual Dinner Gala
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    Would definitely bang the holey sheet out of her.

  20. Micaela Reis Clevage 41st International Emmy Awards
    Skeeter
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    Those tits look fantastic. Wonder what her ass looks like?

  21. Prince Charles Dame Edna Royal Variety Performance
    Flatliner
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    The time space continuum must have just broke because that looks like the ten years from now Prince Charles giving his younger self a little fashion advice.

  22. Lady Gaga Butt Thong See Through Bodysuit Chateau Marmont
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    Sure she has a great body. But she’s still a cunt.

  23. Victoria Silvstedt Butt Bikini
    Pilin
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    Sadly, but she had better body that Tara Reid…..

  24. Sarah Silverman Cleavage Saban Community Clinic 37th Annual Dinner Gala
    phantom duck
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    Push ‘em up, push ‘em up, push ‘em up, yum!

  25. Zahia Dehar Butt Tight Skirt Fashion And Music Salute To Nelson Mandela
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    Nothin says sexy, than women who have bodies like question marks.

  26. Ben Affleck Pissed Off Look Playing With Daughter
    Flatliner
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    Its’ a long way from having a stripper on your lap and a digit or two missing.

  27. Prince Charles Dame Edna Royal Variety Performance
    Pilin
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    “It seems that this year there will be turkey”……

  28. Lady Gaga Butt Thong See Through Bodysuit Chateau Marmont
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    Didn’t Britney already wear this outfit?

  29. Taryn Manning Dyed Blonde Hair 41st International Emmy Awards
    Flatliner
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    A little bit of her, a little bit of him, a whole lot of wtf

  30. Pope Francis Vladimir Putin
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    “Mr. Pope. I find your lack of faith…disturbing.”

  31. Pope Francis Vladimir Putin
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    I can’t help it. Putin is still in the top 10 on my wishlist.

    Based on that gaze, I think he may be on the Pope’s, too.

  32. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Instagram
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    Lil Kim 2.0

  33. Micaela Reis Clevage 41st International Emmy Awards
    Mista Snazzy
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    Nice Rack – O – Lamb, Ma’am

  34. Leilani Dowding Sports Bra Yoga Pants Equestrian Lift Blake Dahlgren
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    This is going to be a bunch of horse shit.

  35. Anthony Weiner Fingerless Gloves The River Fund New York Food Pantry
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    “Yes ma’am, right there. That’s the laptop with my penis on it.”

  36. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Instagram
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    It’s nice to finally see a photo of her. For some reason I had thought she was black, but I guess not.

  37. Aaron Carter Making Out With Fan In Front Row
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    “Why does your breath smell like dicks.”
    “That’s how I pays my bills girl…I’m broke!”

  38. Aaron Carter Making Out With Fan In Front Row
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    Looks like he got his shoes from one of the kids on Hey Jessie.

  39. Zahia Dehar Butt Tight Skirt Fashion And Music Salute To Nelson Mandela
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    She looks like a full time job.

  40. Lady Gaga Butt Thong See Through Bodysuit Chateau Marmont
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    She thought Taylor Swift was behind her.

  41. Pope Francis Vladimir Putin
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    “You think the KGB are the only ones with hidden cameras? Think again, Vladamir Putin it where the sun don’t shine!”

  42. Sarah Silverman Cleavage Saban Community Clinic 37th Annual Dinner Gala
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    She’s pretty enough, but her sense of humour is the female equivalent of Adam Sandler. Not funny, just adolescent and obnoxious.

  43. Ben Affleck Pissed Off Look Playing With Daughter
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    Look at him “acting” like he doesn’t want to be at a sewing studio. You still cant be Batman.

  44. Taryn Manning Dyed Blonde Hair 41st International Emmy Awards
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    Peyton in drag.

  45. Taryn Manning Dyed Blonde Hair 41st International Emmy Awards
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    Dexter got tired of being a lumberjack, and decided on becoming an actress.

  46. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Instagram
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    as if there weren’t enough other reasons to want her dead, i’ve boycotted her ever since she called black women “banana eating chimpanzees”.

    http://www.lipstickalley.com/showthread.php?t=372941&page=2

  47. Lady Gaga Butt Thong See Through Bodysuit Chateau Marmont
    YadaYada
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    Correction: She has the best ass around, not the best bod.

  48. Ashley Greene Bloody Face Makeup Burying The Ex Set
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    I need…tampons…

  49. Joe Manganiello Short Hair
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    “Why did you give me this book?…I can’t read!”

  50. David Duchovny Signing Young Girls Back LAX
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    “Your mother’s a fat whore. Best Wishes, David Duchovny”

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