The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.22.11

November 22nd, 2011 // 453 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring AHH! JESUS CHRIST!; Oh, good, Charlie Sheen‘s a samurai now and Hey, everybody, I found Amy Winehouse. She was wearing a wig the whole time.

If Chris Brown hits this (Sexually, mind you. Not how he says “Hello.”) there is no God in Heaven,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Fame, Getty, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Dita Von Teese Lingerie
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    I wish Dita Von Teese would launch a lingerie collection to the floor of my bedroom and then launch her pretty ass into my bed.

  2. Prince Charles
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    “Nothing makes me giddier than a couple of pints followed by a chance to bugger the bloody innkeeper…shhhh…he doesn’t know yet!”

  3. AnnaLynne McCord Side Boob No Bra
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    If nothing else, at least the IDEA of a dress like that is pretty damned sexy.

  4. The Situation
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    “I’m not wearing shoes or a jacket, so I guess I can’t play.”

  5. Suelyn Madeiros Cleavage Butt
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    Whenever I see a dress like this I think two-sided tape should be outlawed.

  6. Suelyn Madeiros Cleavage Butt
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    That’s one train I’d like to enter starting at the caboose.

  7. Eva Mendes See Through Dress Nipple
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    Who knew Marty Feldman had a daughter?

  8. Woody Harrelson
    DontMindMe_sf
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    Woody is looking pretty interested in that black microphone

  9. Charlie Sheen Bathrobe
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    I wonder if Sheen will die on the shitter like Elvis did?

  10. Jodie Marsh Bikini Wig Twitter
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    I’ve got ten bucks that says Jesse James banged this tatted up whore too.

  11. Courtney Love Cleavage
    The Winchester
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    A new internet meme devised just for her: MIRDWF.
    (moms I REALLY don’t wanna fuck).

  12. Prince Charles
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    The inspiration for Peter on Family Guy is British?

  13. Courtney Love Cleavage
    Jamie
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    That dress really brings out the color of her areolas…

  14. sasha

    why do her boob look like they’re in different time zones?

  15. Kirk Douglas Catherine Zeta-Jones Michael Douglas
    bethy
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    When in Chernobyl…..

  16. Charlie Sheen Bathrobe
    bethy
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    I wear this when I go to airports so people will assume I’m Steven Segal and ignore me.

  17. Jodie Marsh Bikini Wig Twitter
    bethy
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    Meanwhile a salesperson hopes in vain that the hygienic liner remains in place.

  18. The Situation
    bethy
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    Photo-induced penis/sucker/popsicle pose rigor mortis….

  19. Anthony Kiedis
    Dirty Sanchez
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    Lou Bega called and is pissed you stole his hat. Is that Justin Bieber?

  20. Dita Von Teese Lingerie
    Dirty Sanchez
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    What Lady Gaga wishes she could pull off, but her cockle wouldn’t fit.

  21. Prince Charles
    Dirty Sanchez
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    I didn’t know Madame Tussaud’s had an English pub scene.

  22. Charlie Sheen Bathrobe
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    Turns out the Charlie Sheen look-a-like we hired was REALLY Charlie Sheen *shudder*

  23. Courtney Love Cleavage
    duder
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    Isn’t there supposed to be a big “A” on there somewhere?

  24. Charlie Sheen Bathrobe
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    If we’re going to glimpse into his mind, why is he wearing a robe? Oh….

  25. Prince Charles
    Nandomaniac
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    Thanks to his short term memory, Chuck will never know that I got him to piss in his own beer. Enjoy the memento, Jug Ears!

  26. Ina Garten's Panty Shield

    Courtney Love’s picture wasn’t even posted by The Superficial, it just somehow showed up after the words “Fluffed Marshmallow Vodka” was posted on the site.

  27. Anthony Kiedis
    Chomper
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    One of the most illiterate men in rock and roll.
    My name ith amferny kdis Nay I help nu!
    I think he’s had a hare lip fixed in the past.
    R-Tard D-Bag.

  28. Courtney Love Cleavage
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    Dear Lindsay,

    I’m coming for you.

    Love,
    Your Future

  29. Prince Charles
    gigi
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    “stay thirsty you wankers”

  30. Woody Harrelson
    jaded
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    and of course in the background of these kind of pictures, there’s always Leeloo from 5th element thinking about her multipass

  31. Fergie
    jaded
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    I just got my wisdom tooth pulled today and I don’t look that swollen

  32. AnnaLynne McCord Side Boob No Bra
    jaded
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    Whatever, everyone knows they only shoot them from the boobs up anyways, everyone who watched this episode probably thought she was wear Avril Lavigne’s undershirt

  33. The Situation
    jaded
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    Security guard in the background “oh no, here comes that guy who thinks blowjobs are part of a security check…”

  34. Suelyn Madeiros Cleavage Butt
    jaded
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    I don’t know why they said Pippa’s ass was padded, looks all natural to me

  35. Suelyn Madeiros Cleavage Butt
    Idiot in America
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    Idiocracy is happening bit by bit, the winner of the academy award is,” ASS!”

  36. Jodie Marsh Bikini Wig Twitter
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    I thought this was Gaga from the thumbnail. Just as gross though.

  37. Courtney Love Cleavage
    CanuckCutie
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    KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!

  38. Woody Harrelson
    CanuckCutie
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    “Soon”

  39. Prince Charles
    CanuckCutie
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    “Economy in the Crapper?…Keep Calm and Drink Up”

  40. Jodie Marsh Bikini Wig Twitter
    hazeldazel
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    Meanwhile the saleslady is thinking, “I did not take 12 credits at Santa Monica Community College to put up with this shit!”

  41. AnnaLynne McCord Side Boob No Bra
    hazeldazel
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    Leftovers from the “Come On Eileen” video?

  42. Courtney Love Cleavage
    squishy
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    Could she only afford to get one tit done?!

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