Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring AHH! JESUS CHRIST!; Oh, good, Charlie Sheen‘s a samurai now and Hey, everybody, I found Amy Winehouse. She was wearing a wig the whole time.
If Chris Brown hits this (Sexually, mind you. Not how he says “Hello.”) there is no God in Heaven,
- The Superficial
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Courtney Stodden Is On The Verge Of A Wardrobe Malfunction – Celebuzz |
 Is Anyone Surprised That Courtney Stodden Has A Sex Tape? – Dlisted | |
| Kesha Is Making Sidebutt A Thing – Buzzfeed | |
| Ba-Donka-Donk! Emma Watson Shows Off Some Sexy Curves – Popoholic | |
| These Sexy Girls Want To Give Your Ride A Wash – The Chive | |
| We Are Loving Anne Hathaway's Sideboob And (Almost) Nip Slip – Lainey Gossip |
I wish Dita Von Teese would launch a lingerie collection to the floor of my bedroom and then launch her pretty ass into my bed.
“Nothing makes me giddier than a couple of pints followed by a chance to bugger the bloody innkeeper…shhhh…he doesn’t know yet!”
If nothing else, at least the IDEA of a dress like that is pretty damned sexy.
“I’m not wearing shoes or a jacket, so I guess I can’t play.”
Whenever I see a dress like this I think two-sided tape should be outlawed.
That’s one train I’d like to enter starting at the caboose.
Who knew Marty Feldman had a daughter?
Woody is looking pretty interested in that black microphone
I wonder if Sheen will die on the shitter like Elvis did?
I’ve got ten bucks that says Jesse James banged this tatted up whore too.
I believe she is the wrong shade for Mr. James
A new internet meme devised just for her: MIRDWF.
(moms I REALLY don’t wanna fuck).
The inspiration for Peter on Family Guy is British?
That dress really brings out the color of her areolas…
why do her boob look like they’re in different time zones?
When in Chernobyl…..
I wear this when I go to airports so people will assume I’m Steven Segal and ignore me.
Meanwhile a salesperson hopes in vain that the hygienic liner remains in place.
Photo-induced penis/sucker/popsicle pose rigor mortis….
Lou Bega called and is pissed you stole his hat. Is that Justin Bieber?
What Lady Gaga wishes she could pull off, but her cockle wouldn’t fit.
I didn’t know Madame Tussaud’s had an English pub scene.
Turns out the Charlie Sheen look-a-like we hired was REALLY Charlie Sheen *shudder*
Isn’t there supposed to be a big “A” on there somewhere?
If we’re going to glimpse into his mind, why is he wearing a robe? Oh….
Thanks to his short term memory, Chuck will never know that I got him to piss in his own beer. Enjoy the memento, Jug Ears!
Courtney Love’s picture wasn’t even posted by The Superficial, it just somehow showed up after the words “Fluffed Marshmallow Vodka” was posted on the site.
One of the most illiterate men in rock and roll.
My name ith amferny kdis Nay I help nu!
I think he’s had a hare lip fixed in the past.
R-Tard D-Bag.
Dear Lindsay,
I’m coming for you.
Love,
Your Future
“stay thirsty you wankers”
and of course in the background of these kind of pictures, there’s always Leeloo from 5th element thinking about her multipass
I just got my wisdom tooth pulled today and I don’t look that swollen
Whatever, everyone knows they only shoot them from the boobs up anyways, everyone who watched this episode probably thought she was wear Avril Lavigne’s undershirt
Security guard in the background “oh no, here comes that guy who thinks blowjobs are part of a security check…”
I don’t know why they said Pippa’s ass was padded, looks all natural to me
Idiocracy is happening bit by bit, the winner of the academy award is,” ASS!”
I thought this was Gaga from the thumbnail. Just as gross though.
KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!
“Soon”
“Economy in the Crapper?…Keep Calm and Drink Up”
Meanwhile the saleslady is thinking, “I did not take 12 credits at Santa Monica Community College to put up with this shit!”
Leftovers from the “Come On Eileen” video?
Could she only afford to get one tit done?!