The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.22.11

November 22nd, 2011 // 453 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring AHH! JESUS CHRIST!; Oh, good, Charlie Sheen‘s a samurai now and Hey, everybody, I found Amy Winehouse. She was wearing a wig the whole time.

If Chris Brown hits this (Sexually, mind you. Not how he says “Hello.”) there is no God in Heaven,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Fame, Getty, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN

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  1. AnnaLynne McCord Side Boob No Bra
    cc
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    Keeps the top cool and the bottom clammy.

  2. Kirk Douglas Catherine Zeta-Jones Michael Douglas
    Contusion
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    There is no caption as funny as the photo itself.

  3. Prince Charles
    shandanger
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    so…fat bastard became a royal microbrewer after his austin power’s villainy?

  4. The Situation
    cc
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    Hey, three cheers everyone, he merely looks stupid here. Some secret deal with A&F or I miss my guess.

  5. Charlie Sheen Bathrobe
    Contusion
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    I thought Hunter S. Thompson died already.

  6. Kirk Douglas Catherine Zeta-Jones Michael Douglas
    Evil Dick Tater
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    “From Gold-digger to Grave Robber in One Easy Marriage” by Catherine Zeta-Jones

  7. Suelyn Madeiros Cleavage Butt
    Cock Dr
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    Ay caramba!

  8. Eva Mendes See Through Dress Nipple
    dontkillthemessenger
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    This is the best Amy Whitehouse has looked in months.

  9. Suelyn Madeiros Cleavage Butt
    cc
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    Is there something going on Brazil I don’t know about that she becomes known? Seriously, she’d barely register in the looks department there.

  10. Woody Harrelson
    Contusion
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    No really, it’s pronounced Die-uh-beetus.

    • CranAppleSnapple

      *Trying hard not to repeat “Wilford Brimley” three times in my head. I saw that movie, I know what comes next!*

  11. Anthony Kiedis
    Contusion
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    It’s nice of Anthony to take his son places.

  12. Jodie Marsh Bikini Wig Twitter
    Evil Dick Tater
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    Is that her Special Porpoise peeking out of her, uh, muff?

  13. Courtney Love Cleavage
    jd
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    I have a fish that looks a little bit like that. Sticks to the side of the tank. Eats algae.

  14. Kirk Douglas Catherine Zeta-Jones Michael Douglas
    Cock Dr
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    Kirk Douglas is still alive?!?

  15. Charlie Sheen Bathrobe
    Cock Dr
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    He’s a legend in his own mind.

  16. Prince Charles
    Contusion
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    The Most Uninteresting Man in the World.

  17. Janice Dickinson Camel Toe
    dontkillthemessenger
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    First Courtney Love, now this? WTF is going on!??!?!?!?!?!??!

  18. Dita Von Teese Lingerie
    Evil Dick Tater
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    Poor Dita, she should have known she’d need a tetanus shot (among other things) after being with Marilyn. Now her jaw is all locked up so she ain’t no good to nobody.

  19. Woody Harrelson
    dontkillthemessenger
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    My Grandma made him that sweater. Oops, I meant my Grandma made that sweater for herself, then traded it to Woody for half smoked joint.

  20. Janice Dickinson Camel Toe
    Cookie
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    Half a camel toe is better than no camel toe at all.

  21. The Situation
    Contusion
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    Security: “First name, sir?”
    Answer: “The”

  22. Janice Dickinson Camel Toe
    Cock Dr
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    A lot a you guys seem to be on the prowl for a camel toe; the blogger’s just giving you what he thinks you want.

  23. Jodie Marsh Bikini Wig Twitter
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Her sideboob is disgusted by her sideboob.

  24. Janice Dickinson Camel Toe
    舔阴
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    “camel toe causes one to adopt a camel like persona. bad person odour and spitting should not be unexpected”

    guess that’s why she’s gaping, she’s ready to land a right phlegmy one on that photographer’s lens.

  25. Janice Dickinson Camel Toe
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    She’s demonstrating the proper “cup the balls” BJ technique for a 150 year old man. Gravity: it’s a bitch.

  26. Anthony Kiedis
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’m “Hoping” he didn’t have a stroke caused by the camera flash.

  27. Woody Harrelson
    Cock Dr
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    For sure that’s a hemp sweater.

  28. Courtney Love Cleavage
    eskwire
    Commented on this photo:

    Dear Fish,

    Some crap was MEANT to be missed. We hate you.

    Sincerely,
    My eyes

  29. Fergie
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Criticize her all you want, but I like a woman with a hairy face.

  30. The Situation
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    He found his doppelganger… or did the doppelganger find him?!

  31. Courtney Love Cleavage
    Michelle
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    Her daughter must be so proud

  32. Prince Charles
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I would’ve bet my life savings ($3.17) that the fat guy was Chris Farley before I clicked on the pic.

  33. Janice Dickinson Camel Toe
    Chris
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    GODDAMNIT! Can we stop with the yoga pants in public???? I don’t want to see that!

  34. Courtney Love Cleavage
    kec232
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    I’m so happy she finally got sober!!!!!

  35. Jodie Marsh Bikini Wig Twitter
    Cock Dr
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    That’s a vile implant job.
    The full sleeve is kinda cool, but those BS tattoos on the torso look like shit. IMO that’s a lot of work for a lot of fail.

    • BE

      I think her vapid “point” here is that she’s posed just like the one tattoo. Really, that appears to be the best she can do.

      Oh how I miss the days when any narcissistic boob didn’t get to broadcast every pic of themselves they like.

  36. Jodie Marsh Bikini Wig Twitter
    angerinside
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    You put a tattoo needle on those tits and BAM, POP you’re glazed like a porn star’s uvula.

  37. Jodie Marsh Bikini Wig Twitter
    kec232
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    This is a dude, right?

  38. Anthony Kiedis
    angerinside
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    “Honest officer, she told me she was 14!”

  39. Woody Harrelson
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “Four days out, we were empty. Then Woody says ‘If you were a crab, what would you do, where would you go?’”

  40. Anthony Kiedis
    kec232
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    Her hair reminds him of that last solitary apricot that had been kissed by his baby.

  41. Prince Charles
    angerinside
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    A fast bastard and an inbred drinking beer. I gues England has a South too.

  42. Janice Dickinson Camel Toe
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Once they find somewhere they like they attach themselves and the brain just withers away.

  43. Woody Harrelson
    me
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    “can I pull off that look?”

  44. Courtney Love Cleavage
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    Looks like she needs to upgrade to run-flat implants.

  45. Kirk Douglas Catherine Zeta-Jones Michael Douglas
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    Portraying Spartacus is clearly not good for your health…not at all.

  46. Courtney Love Cleavage
    Venom
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    No, just no.

  47. Kirk Douglas Catherine Zeta-Jones Michael Douglas
    Venom
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    I love Kirk Douglas, that is one bad motherfucker.

  48. Kirk Douglas Catherine Zeta-Jones Michael Douglas
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    Children of Chernobyl? A child from Chernobyl would be nearly 30 years old today…I guess the half-formed twin growing from their stomachs would be younger though.

  49. Kirk Douglas Catherine Zeta-Jones Michael Douglas
    hbw
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    Guess which one is a child of Chernobyl?

  50. Woody Harrelson
    Venom
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    Wonder if that is a hemp turtleneck?

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