Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring AHH! JESUS CHRIST!; Oh, good, Charlie Sheen‘s a samurai now and Hey, everybody, I found Amy Winehouse. She was wearing a wig the whole time.
If Chris Brown hits this (Sexually, mind you. Not how he says “Hello.”) there is no God in Heaven,
- The Superficial
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Good Morning, Whoever The Hell Anais Zanotti Is In A Bikini, And Other News |
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Good Morning, Courtney Robertson Bikini Photos, And Other News |
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Good Morning, Candice Swanepoel, And Other News |
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Selena Gomez Is In A Bikini, Ready To Have Sex With Anyone Who’s Not Justin Bieber |
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Yes, We’re Starting The Day With Kendall Jenner Bikini Photos And Other News |
Keeps the top cool and the bottom clammy.
There is no caption as funny as the photo itself.
agreed.
Absolutely!
so…fat bastard became a royal microbrewer after his austin power’s villainy?
Hey, three cheers everyone, he merely looks stupid here. Some secret deal with A&F or I miss my guess.
I thought Hunter S. Thompson died already.
“From Gold-digger to Grave Robber in One Easy Marriage” by Catherine Zeta-Jones
Ay caramba!
More like, “O Caralho!”
This is the best Amy Whitehouse has looked in months.
Yeah, like forever.
Is there something going on Brazil I don’t know about that she becomes known? Seriously, she’d barely register in the looks department there.
+1she looks like she wandered in from an East L.A. car show
No really, it’s pronounced Die-uh-beetus.
*Trying hard not to repeat “Wilford Brimley” three times in my head. I saw that movie, I know what comes next!*
It’s nice of Anthony to take his son places.
Is that her Special Porpoise peeking out of her, uh, muff?
I have a fish that looks a little bit like that. Sticks to the side of the tank. Eats algae.
Kirk Douglas is still alive?!?
I saw the photo too, and I’m still not certain.
Actually, these are the mummified remains of the once-great Kirk Douglas. Amazing how well-preserved he is, too.
He’s a legend in his own mind.
The Most Uninteresting Man in the World.
+1 lol
First Courtney Love, now this? WTF is going on!??!?!?!?!?!??!
Poor Dita, she should have known she’d need a tetanus shot (among other things) after being with Marilyn. Now her jaw is all locked up so she ain’t no good to nobody.
My Grandma made him that sweater. Oops, I meant my Grandma made that sweater for herself, then traded it to Woody for half smoked joint.
Half a camel toe is better than no camel toe at all.
good one!!
Unless you’re the camel and you still have a long way to go.
Security: “First name, sir?”
Answer: “The”
Total and complete winner!
I can’t stop laughing!!! Best. Comment. Ever.
Bravo!!!!!
A lot a you guys seem to be on the prowl for a camel toe; the blogger’s just giving you what he thinks you want.
Her sideboob is disgusted by her sideboob.
“camel toe causes one to adopt a camel like persona. bad person odour and spitting should not be unexpected”
guess that’s why she’s gaping, she’s ready to land a right phlegmy one on that photographer’s lens.
She’s demonstrating the proper “cup the balls” BJ technique for a 150 year old man. Gravity: it’s a bitch.
I’m “Hoping” he didn’t have a stroke caused by the camera flash.
For sure that’s a hemp sweater.
Dear Fish,
Some crap was MEANT to be missed. We hate you.
Sincerely,
My eyes
Criticize her all you want, but I like a woman with a hairy face.
He found his doppelganger… or did the doppelganger find him?!
Her daughter must be so proud
THIS is why she lost the kid in 2006.
Who imagined Amy Winehouse would go first?
I would’ve bet my life savings ($3.17) that the fat guy was Chris Farley before I clicked on the pic.
GODDAMNIT! Can we stop with the yoga pants in public???? I don’t want to see that!
I thought it was the Kardashian Sasquatch again, but the yoga pants reveal camel toe, not moose knuckle.
I’m so happy she finally got sober!!!!!
That’s a vile implant job.
The full sleeve is kinda cool, but those BS tattoos on the torso look like shit. IMO that’s a lot of work for a lot of fail.
I think her vapid “point” here is that she’s posed just like the one tattoo. Really, that appears to be the best she can do.
Oh how I miss the days when any narcissistic boob didn’t get to broadcast every pic of themselves they like.
You put a tattoo needle on those tits and BAM, POP you’re glazed like a porn star’s uvula.
This is a dude, right?
“Honest officer, she told me she was 14!”
“Four days out, we were empty. Then Woody says ‘If you were a crab, what would you do, where would you go?’”
Her hair reminds him of that last solitary apricot that had been kissed by his baby.
A fast bastard and an inbred drinking beer. I gues England has a South too.
Once they find somewhere they like they attach themselves and the brain just withers away.
Are they yoga pants or are they swimsuit pants?
“can I pull off that look?”
Looks like she needs to upgrade to run-flat implants.
Portraying Spartacus is clearly not good for your health…not at all.
I dunno, I’m thinking it MUST be good for one’s health. Christ, he’s about 206 or so, isn’t he?
No, just no.
I love Kirk Douglas, that is one bad motherfucker.
Children of Chernobyl? A child from Chernobyl would be nearly 30 years old today…I guess the half-formed twin growing from their stomachs would be younger though.
Guess which one is a child of Chernobyl?
Wonder if that is a hemp turtleneck?