Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring AHH! JESUS CHRIST!; Oh, good, Charlie Sheen‘s a samurai now and Hey, everybody, I found Amy Winehouse. She was wearing a wig the whole time.
If Chris Brown hits this (Sexually, mind you. Not how he says “Hello.”) there is no God in Heaven,
- The Superficial
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“Mandelboob, er, um, I mean Baum. Mandelbaum!”
Oops, that was Lloyd Bridges. Sometimes I wish there was an “Unsubmit” button.
It would probably be in bad taste for someone to Photoshop a skeleton in there.
still funny tho :)
I guess I was right, culo does mean butt.
I hear the number one request of children sitting on this Santa’s lap is “the hepatitis vaccine.”
Damn, I couldn’t have been righter
“Mikey, I always thought you were a little light in your loafers, but this little mynx has damned nice can-cans!”
Alot of culos in this picture.
“Audition” time at Casa Dickinson.
Ho ho fucking ho.
Busted with a tranny. Film at 11.
cc- you get a +1
Ha ha ha ha. I thought that was Queen Latifah. Ha ha ha ha.
I thought it was Mr. Potato Head. :/
That’s a damned big fork on the wall. Shouldn’t that be in Charlie’s back about now?
“Cheers to morbid obesity chaps”
Andre the Giant’s undershirt makes a shitty dress.
Invisible penis seems to come up around him a lot.
See what I did there?
Dear Brazilian Whore,
Remember, America only loves you if you keep dressing like a whore.
Nah…we’ll love her when she becomes Chris Brown’s next victim. But it will be pity-love.
“Uh, this thing has too many words on it. Can I get the pop-up book version?”
Can’t tell if that’s Courtney Love, Madonna, or Cameron Diaz.
disgusting PIG. can we just have a coroner declare her dead so we can throw some dirt on her and be DONE with it? she makes me so fucking ill, just knowing she’s out there. somewhere.
I hope, for the sake of everyone else around him, he realizes that there are more words on that sign than “Show,” “Take Out,” and “Take Off.”
You know, the guy has to be close to 90, he’s had a stroke – fuck all of you that mock that.
welcome to the internets, uptight douche.
Man, I wish there was a +1 button so I wouldn’t have to type it.
Seriously, guys. Show some fucking respect.
See, that’s funny – I don’t understand people getting all bent out of shape here about mocking celebrities. For one, it’s the raison d’être of this entire site. Two, I’ve seen you rip on all sorts of celebs… why is Kirk Douglas above reproach? I’m not trying to pick an argument, but I honestly don’t understand the hypocrisy.
94 years old and STILL looking at tits…top that Hef!
Next stop – Steven Segalville.
“Isn’t anybody going to as me about my organic, free-range, grain-fed sweater colored with 100% natural eco-friendly dyes and created with no child labour from a Fair Trade nation? ANYBODY???”
There’s nothing that says ‘I’m ready to die’ than the Elvis look, circa 1975.
What’s Catherine Zeta-Jones doing with the cast of The Walking Dead?
oh don’t insult the walkers. they are just people who have a condition.
I give loans to young people but am I called Prince Loangiver?
I save the woodlands but do they call me Prince of the Forest?
But you get one little Anal Piercing…
It would be funnier if you knew what a Prince Albert actually is.
A Prince Charles piercing is an anal piercing. Look it up.
You made my day.
Swing and a miss, McFeely.
She exudes class…oh no wait, that’s pus.
Audrina Patridge ,this is your future!!!!!
He’d make a good Scrooge.
LMFAOOO I was thinking the same thing when I seen this pic XDDDDD
you KNOW they’re both going to out-live KZJ. shit, Mummy Spartacus looks like he wants to grab some titty right now. that’s how them Douglas men live forever. run for ze hills girl. RUN.
Nah, that’s got to be Jayde Nicole.
marty feldman has nice tits.
He’s going to see the crack Sensei.
I thought it was Coco with one hell of a tan.
Nice picture. Can you get it on velvet?
Those are some meaty labia majora.
Somewhere a high school girl is crying over her missing sweater.
storing those nuts for the winter. way to think ahead.
it’s always nice when an actress waves goodbye to their fame.
Every year I make make my own Christmas cards, but this year I was stuck for a new cover. Not anymore!
I don’t want to see sausages being made and I don’t want to see under that make up.
“You kids drive down the street, blasting your damn music all loud with the windows down, knock it off or I’m calling your parents!”
Didn’t he punch Charlie Sheen the other day?
Sorry, post-Manson no one is hot.
I hope they don’t check my rectum full of coke
Well it seems so real I can see it!
And it seems so real I can feel it!
And it seems so real I can taste it!
And it seems so real I can hear it!
So whyyyyyyy-yyyyy can’t I touch it?!
This is how Shannon Dougherty sees Courtney Love’s boobs.
Who says the English aren’t a handsome race.
Does this dress make my ass look big? Yes? Perfect let’s go to L.A.
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