The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.22.11

November 22nd, 2011 // 453 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring AHH! JESUS CHRIST!; Oh, good, Charlie Sheen‘s a samurai now and Hey, everybody, I found Amy Winehouse. She was wearing a wig the whole time.

If Chris Brown hits this (Sexually, mind you. Not how he says “Hello.”) there is no God in Heaven,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Fame, Getty, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kirk Douglas Catherine Zeta-Jones Michael Douglas
    Snack pack
    Commented on this photo:

    “Mandelboob, er, um, I mean Baum. Mandelbaum!”

  2. Suelyn Madeiros Cleavage Butt
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    I guess I was right, culo does mean butt.

  3. Jodie Marsh Bikini Wig Twitter
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    I hear the number one request of children sitting on this Santa’s lap is “the hepatitis vaccine.”

  4. Suelyn Madeiros Cleavage Butt
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn, I couldn’t have been righter

  5. Kirk Douglas Catherine Zeta-Jones Michael Douglas
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    “Mikey, I always thought you were a little light in your loafers, but this little mynx has damned nice can-cans!”

  6. Suelyn Madeiros Cleavage Butt
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Alot of culos in this picture.

  7. Janice Dickinson Camel Toe
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    “Audition” time at Casa Dickinson.

  8. Jodie Marsh Bikini Wig Twitter
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Ho ho fucking ho.

  9. Anthony Kiedis
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Busted with a tranny. Film at 11.

  10. Fergie
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Ha ha ha ha. I thought that was Queen Latifah. Ha ha ha ha.

  11. Prince Charles
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s a damned big fork on the wall. Shouldn’t that be in Charlie’s back about now?

  12. Prince Charles
    Commented on this photo:

    “Cheers to morbid obesity chaps”

  13. AnnaLynne McCord Side Boob No Bra
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Andre the Giant’s undershirt makes a shitty dress.

  14. The Situation
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Invisible penis seems to come up around him a lot.

    See what I did there?

  15. Suelyn Madeiros Cleavage Butt
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Dear Brazilian Whore,
    Remember, America only loves you if you keep dressing like a whore.

    Love,

    Whore Nation.

  16. The Situation
    Colin
    Commented on this photo:

    “Uh, this thing has too many words on it. Can I get the pop-up book version?”

  17. Courtney Love Cleavage
    JPC
    Commented on this photo:

    Can’t tell if that’s Courtney Love, Madonna, or Cameron Diaz.

  18. Any Guy

    disgusting PIG. can we just have a coroner declare her dead so we can throw some dirt on her and be DONE with it? she makes me so fucking ill, just knowing she’s out there. somewhere.

  19. The Situation
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    I hope, for the sake of everyone else around him, he realizes that there are more words on that sign than “Show,” “Take Out,” and “Take Off.”

  20. Courtney Love Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    Sloppy 32nds.

  21. Kirk Douglas Catherine Zeta-Jones Michael Douglas
    Commented on this photo:

    You know, the guy has to be close to 90, he’s had a stroke – fuck all of you that mock that.

    • Any Guy

      welcome to the internets, uptight douche.

    • gnarla

      Man, I wish there was a +1 button so I wouldn’t have to type it.
      Seriously, guys. Show some fucking respect.

    • See, that’s funny – I don’t understand people getting all bent out of shape here about mocking celebrities. For one, it’s the raison d’être of this entire site. Two, I’ve seen you rip on all sorts of celebs… why is Kirk Douglas above reproach? I’m not trying to pick an argument, but I honestly don’t understand the hypocrisy.

  22. Charlie Sheen Bathrobe
    Commented on this photo:

    Next stop – Steven Segalville.

  23. Woody Harrelson
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    “Isn’t anybody going to as me about my organic, free-range, grain-fed sweater colored with 100% natural eco-friendly dyes and created with no child labour from a Fair Trade nation? ANYBODY???”

  24. Charlie Sheen Bathrobe
    Arizona Ken
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s nothing that says ‘I’m ready to die’ than the Elvis look, circa 1975.

  25. Kirk Douglas Catherine Zeta-Jones Michael Douglas
    irocksocksoff
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s Catherine Zeta-Jones doing with the cast of The Walking Dead?

  26. Prince Charles
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    I give loans to young people but am I called Prince Loangiver?
    I save the woodlands but do they call me Prince of the Forest?
    But you get one little Anal Piercing…

  27. Courtney Love Cleavage
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    She exudes class…oh no wait, that’s pus.

  28. Courtney Love Cleavage
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
    Commented on this photo:

    Audrina Patridge ,this is your future!!!!!

  29. Kirk Douglas Catherine Zeta-Jones Michael Douglas
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    He’d make a good Scrooge.

  30. AnnaLynne McCord Side Boob No Bra
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    ‘Bye Slinky

  31. Kirk Douglas Catherine Zeta-Jones Michael Douglas
    Any Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    you KNOW they’re both going to out-live KZJ. shit, Mummy Spartacus looks like he wants to grab some titty right now. that’s how them Douglas men live forever. run for ze hills girl. RUN.

  32. Eva Mendes See Through Dress Nipple
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Nah, that’s got to be Jayde Nicole.

  33. Eva Mendes See Through Dress Nipple
    Any Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    marty feldman has nice tits.

  34. Charlie Sheen Bathrobe
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s going to see the crack Sensei.

  35. Suelyn Madeiros Cleavage Butt
    TyroneBiggums
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought it was Coco with one hell of a tan.

  36. Suelyn Madeiros Cleavage Butt
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice picture. Can you get it on velvet?

  37. Janice Dickinson Camel Toe
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Those are some meaty labia majora.

  38. Woody Harrelson
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Somewhere a high school girl is crying over her missing sweater.

  39. Fergie
    Any Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    storing those nuts for the winter. way to think ahead.

  40. AnnaLynne McCord Side Boob No Bra
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
    Commented on this photo:

    it’s always nice when an actress waves goodbye to their fame.

  41. Jodie Marsh Bikini Wig Twitter
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Every year I make make my own Christmas cards, but this year I was stuck for a new cover. Not anymore!

  42. Fergie
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t want to see sausages being made and I don’t want to see under that make up.

  43. Anthony Kiedis
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “You kids drive down the street, blasting your damn music all loud with the windows down, knock it off or I’m calling your parents!”

  44. Joel Edgerton Hitler Moustache GQ
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Didn’t he punch Charlie Sheen the other day?

  45. Dita Von Teese Lingerie
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Sorry, post-Manson no one is hot.

  46. The Situation
    Salvadore Duty
    Commented on this photo:

    I hope they don’t check my rectum full of coke

  47. Suelyn Madeiros Cleavage Butt
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Well it seems so real I can see it!
    And it seems so real I can feel it!
    And it seems so real I can taste it!
    And it seems so real I can hear it!
    So whyyyyyyy-yyyyy can’t I touch it?!

  48. Courtney Love Cleavage
    Contusion
    Commented on this photo:

    This is how Shannon Dougherty sees Courtney Love’s boobs.

  49. Prince Charles
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Who says the English aren’t a handsome race.

  50. Suelyn Madeiros Cleavage Butt
    Enrique Fapadonis
    Commented on this photo:

    Does this dress make my ass look big? Yes? Perfect let’s go to L.A.

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