Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring AHH! JESUS CHRIST!; Oh, good, Charlie Sheen‘s a samurai now and Hey, everybody, I found Amy Winehouse. She was wearing a wig the whole time.
If Chris Brown hits this (Sexually, mind you. Not how he says “Hello.”) there is no God in Heaven,
- The Superficial
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I wish Blade would appear and kill this Nasty Vampire!
“You do WHAT with my sons balls?
And he pays you for this?
Can I get a family discount?”
Ooooooh, do we have a little Grandpa Gang-bang Action going on here?!?!?!
At this point her boobs need different zip codes.
I know what you mean, did one pop or something, or did her doctor forget to do the other one, too?
I think her ‘breasts’ had a fight and they’re not speaking…
I never thought a cameltoe can become so tight that it causes her mouth to open and exhale….
It looks like only one of her balls dropped.
I love the smell of…oh yeah, can’t smell anymore from all the coke. Whatever. Great fucking morning.
That look says: Holy shit! I didn’t know there would be lights at this event! What if someone sees me dressed like this?!?!?
And then you hold your hand like this to catch any that dribbles out…
“So what do you think? The after, or the before?”
LOL!
Post-mortem
Is that from the Jennifer Love Hewitt Spring collection??
lol, Indeed.
And then a PETA rep was heard saying “Um, yeah, anybody got anymore fur around here? Seriously, mink, raccoon, whatever.”
Which is funny because she actually made a nude ad for PETA: http://vegetarianstar.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/propaganda-jodie-marsh-as-meat-1.jpg
It maybe a fake fur. its hard to see from this distance. Im pretty sure that the hat on her head is fake.
“I dunno…I’ve looked with both eyes and I still can’t see the moon…I think your telescope is broken.”
Good.
Holy shit, I haven’t seen Kirk in years and he truly looks like shit.
Er, Kirk’s the one on the left.
I laughed way too loudly at this. I feel bad now.
I don’t see the point in selling just one implant. It’s like my grand pappy used to say, “Either sell them both or none at all”.
He’s kinda old fashioned that way.
Coke is a hell of a drug. It took 7 hours in makeup to make him look *this* good.
Coke has made his nose look like a little penis.
“Don’t raise the arm, Joel, don’t raise the arm…”
Exactly. He is really rocking the Hitler ‘stash.
You don’t actually know what Hitler’s mustache looked like, do you?
Either way, Hitler definitely ruined the “charlie chaplin” mustache for everyone.
If you look closely, he does not have a Hitler/Chaplin/Hardy ‘stash. His mustache actually spans the whole lip. It’s the unfortunate shadow of his nose by a light directly overhead that creates the illusion. And, of course, that haircut isn’t helping.
Ah, yes. It looked like a little rectangle under his nose when I was looking at this on my phone. But now at home on my computer I can see it is more of a “John Waters” than a “Hitler.”
Nope – and now we know you’re about three years old.
He’s obviously channeling “old Hollywood.”
More like Clark Gable, Douglas Fairbanks, Jr.
I can’t imagine doubt anyone mainstream would intentionally copy John Waters..
What part of LA? Apparently it’s freezing.
“Grandma” – the new line by Victoria’s Secret.
Just came all over her panties – the new line by It Had to Be Said.
.oO(Fucking Bruce Willis…I still can’t see where his daughter got that chin from…)
Hillel Slovak: “Hello Anthony. Remember me?”
+1
+2
She looks like a short fat burrito with hot sauce.
God I love burritos!
I don’t see them recooping the money they spent on this latest Men In Black sequel.
Recouping.
No, recooping, as to get all the money and coop it up in one place. I don’t see how they’re going to do that. It really bottles the mind.
Well played sir, well played
Bottles? How about boggles.
Situation’s Vacant
Nice!
Michael: “Man, I love the feel of that ass!”
Kirk: “What’s that? You feel like you have gas? Me too!”
Catherine: (through her smile) “Will you two old creeps just fucking shut up!?!”
Winner
wow..kirk is looking Great!
… for a mummy.
If you wonder why she is manic-depressive, just look at the bookends.
Winner!!
Kim Kardashian really wanted to see Fergie’s band until she realized they weren’t actually called “The Black Guy Pees.”
+++++++++++infinite
hehehe YES, BRILLIANT!!!!!
cute
Good. very good
+100000000000
Ahahahah awesome. +1
+12
+1
ALL.THE.AWARDS.
Standing ovation. NAILED IT. Best comment I’ve read in a LONG time. +1000000000
Another shining example of how tits do not make the woman.
I didn’t know they were filming a biography of amy winehouse
Can’t take ‘em anywhere
To put this in perspective, Courtney Love dressed like this at the after-party to a family movie about the adventure of two children in early-20th century Paris.
I’d ask, “Who invited Courtney Love to this?” but I wouldn’t put it past her to crash.
I think the important question here is, Did she have both boobs BEFORE the after-party ?
that guy looks rough; acutally he looks like my grandpa. My grandpa is 79.
Sacha Baron Cohen’s doing another Borat movie?
I thought he’d moved on from that…
Satan has implants? Who knew?
Never leave Perez Hilton alone with your art.
That red dress is making you look awfully unhealthy.
yes, its the dress that makes her look that way
He looks like he’s about to go fight a mummy with Ozzie Davis….
Hey, that’s not Ossie Davis, it’s John F. Kennedy!
Misspelling the actor’s name? That’s how clever they are! [Thanks for the correction]
Great movie. Way underrated.
^^^^^^^
HAH! Good one, Cypher!
Sign: “3 Simple Steps to Security”
The Situation: “Uhhh, I’m gonna need some help over here!”
Aaaargh!!!
Fake hair, fake eyelashes, fake tits, even the clothes are fake.
But I gotta admit, she pulls it off.
“Hugo? Yeah, it was ok I guess… Chrisy, I wish someone’d told me it was a kids’ movie, though. I wouldna spent so much time dressin’ all classy an’ shit.”
No shit…Peter O’Toole has tits?
Hey, why the long face?
When you’re Mick Jagger, you can pretty much wear anything.
I know, her face is sort of alien and asymmetrical looking just like MJ’s. They both look like a couple of old, retarded Filipinos.
Only at West Beverly High could you get away with wearing that to Algebra class.
Whatever!! They are in college now… Like, don’t you keep up with the show??
i’m just joking. see :)
“Here’s to the 1%!”
ROTF
Apparently this “Charles Swan III” character was lobotomized while watching an ultra low-budget 70′s porn movie.
What the artists do at Madame Tusseaud’s with the leftover bits of wax when they’re bored and want to have a laugh.
Proof that male brain works unconsciously. There is a nip slip, or at least an areola slip there. Now I can’t unsee it.
Doesn’t “culo” mean butt ?
yes
Yeah, it means ‘ass’ in Spanish and Italian. In Spanish, it is a quite vulgar word and can refer not just to ass cheeks but also to the asshole. Really classy book title.