The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.22.11

November 22nd, 2011 // 453 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring AHH! JESUS CHRIST!; Oh, good, Charlie Sheen‘s a samurai now and Hey, everybody, I found Amy Winehouse. She was wearing a wig the whole time.

If Chris Brown hits this (Sexually, mind you. Not how he says “Hello.”) there is no God in Heaven,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Fame, Getty, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Courtney Love Cleavage
    Govt. Cheese
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    I wish Blade would appear and kill this Nasty Vampire!

  2. Kirk Douglas Catherine Zeta-Jones Michael Douglas
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    “You do WHAT with my sons balls?
    And he pays you for this?
    Can I get a family discount?”

  3. Kirk Douglas Catherine Zeta-Jones Michael Douglas
    Govt. Cheese
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    Ooooooh, do we have a little Grandpa Gang-bang Action going on here?!?!?!

  4. Courtney Love Cleavage
    pdan
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    At this point her boobs need different zip codes.

  5. Janice Dickinson Camel Toe
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    I never thought a cameltoe can become so tight that it causes her mouth to open and exhale….

  6. Charlie Sheen Bathrobe
    pdan
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    I love the smell of…oh yeah, can’t smell anymore from all the coke. Whatever. Great fucking morning.

  7. Anthony Kiedis
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    That look says: Holy shit! I didn’t know there would be lights at this event! What if someone sees me dressed like this?!?!?

  8. Janice Dickinson Camel Toe
    pdan
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    And then you hold your hand like this to catch any that dribbles out…

  9. Courtney Love Cleavage
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    “So what do you think? The after, or the before?”

  10. AnnaLynne McCord Side Boob No Bra
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    Is that from the Jennifer Love Hewitt Spring collection??

  11. Jodie Marsh Bikini Wig Twitter
    pdan
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    And then a PETA rep was heard saying “Um, yeah, anybody got anymore fur around here? Seriously, mink, raccoon, whatever.”

  12. Eva Mendes See Through Dress Nipple
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    “I dunno…I’ve looked with both eyes and I still can’t see the moon…I think your telescope is broken.”

  13. Kirk Douglas Catherine Zeta-Jones Michael Douglas
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    Holy shit, I haven’t seen Kirk in years and he truly looks like shit.

  14. Courtney Love Cleavage
    DeucePickle
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    I don’t see the point in selling just one implant. It’s like my grand pappy used to say, “Either sell them both or none at all”.
    He’s kinda old fashioned that way.

  15. Charlie Sheen Bathrobe
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    Coke is a hell of a drug. It took 7 hours in makeup to make him look *this* good.

  16. Joel Edgerton Hitler Moustache GQ
    pdan
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    “Don’t raise the arm, Joel, don’t raise the arm…”

    • Snack pack

      Exactly. He is really rocking the Hitler ‘stash.

      • You don’t actually know what Hitler’s mustache looked like, do you?
        Either way, Hitler definitely ruined the “charlie chaplin” mustache for everyone.

      • TomFrank

        If you look closely, he does not have a Hitler/Chaplin/Hardy ‘stash. His mustache actually spans the whole lip. It’s the unfortunate shadow of his nose by a light directly overhead that creates the illusion. And, of course, that haircut isn’t helping.

    • Snack pack

      Ah, yes. It looked like a little rectangle under his nose when I was looking at this on my phone. But now at home on my computer I can see it is more of a “John Waters” than a “Hitler.”

      • BE

        Nope – and now we know you’re about three years old.

        He’s obviously channeling “old Hollywood.”

        More like Clark Gable, Douglas Fairbanks, Jr.

        I can’t imagine doubt anyone mainstream would intentionally copy John Waters..

  17. Woody Harrelson
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    What part of LA? Apparently it’s freezing.

  18. Dita Von Teese Lingerie
    pdan
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    “Grandma” – the new line by Victoria’s Secret.

  19. Woody Harrelson
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    .oO(Fucking Bruce Willis…I still can’t see where his daughter got that chin from…)

  20. Anthony Kiedis
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    Hillel Slovak: “Hello Anthony. Remember me?”

  21. Suelyn Madeiros Cleavage Butt
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    She looks like a short fat burrito with hot sauce.

  22. Kirk Douglas Catherine Zeta-Jones Michael Douglas
    DeucePickle
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    I don’t see them recooping the money they spent on this latest Men In Black sequel.

  23. The Situation
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Situation’s Vacant

  24. Kirk Douglas Catherine Zeta-Jones Michael Douglas
    Johnny P!
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    Michael: “Man, I love the feel of that ass!”
    Kirk: “What’s that? You feel like you have gas? Me too!”
    Catherine: (through her smile) “Will you two old creeps just fucking shut up!?!”

  25. Kirk Douglas Catherine Zeta-Jones Michael Douglas
    Barbosa
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    wow..kirk is looking Great!

  26. Kirk Douglas Catherine Zeta-Jones Michael Douglas
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    If you wonder why she is manic-depressive, just look at the bookends.

  27. Fergie
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    Kim Kardashian really wanted to see Fergie’s band until she realized they weren’t actually called “The Black Guy Pees.”

  28. Courtney Love Cleavage
    your mom
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    Another shining example of how tits do not make the woman.

  29. Eva Mendes See Through Dress Nipple
    Barbosa
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    I didn’t know they were filming a biography of amy winehouse

  30. Courtney Love Cleavage
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Can’t take ‘em anywhere

  31. Courtney Love Cleavage
    TomFrank
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    To put this in perspective, Courtney Love dressed like this at the after-party to a family movie about the adventure of two children in early-20th century Paris.

    I’d ask, “Who invited Courtney Love to this?” but I wouldn’t put it past her to crash.

  32. Charlie Sheen Bathrobe
    Barbosa
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    that guy looks rough; acutally he looks like my grandpa. My grandpa is 79.

  33. Anthony Kiedis
    Johnny P!
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    Sacha Baron Cohen’s doing another Borat movie?
    I thought he’d moved on from that…

  34. Courtney Love Cleavage
    Doctor Joystick
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    Satan has implants? Who knew?

  35. Suelyn Madeiros Cleavage Butt
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    Never leave Perez Hilton alone with your art.

  36. Courtney Love Cleavage
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    That red dress is making you look awfully unhealthy.

  37. Charlie Sheen Bathrobe
    Cypherpunk
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    He looks like he’s about to go fight a mummy with Ozzie Davis….

  38. The Situation
    Johnny P!
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    Sign: “3 Simple Steps to Security”
    The Situation: “Uhhh, I’m gonna need some help over here!”

  39. chev70

    Aaaargh!!!

  40. Jodie Marsh Bikini Wig Twitter
    DeucePickle
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    Fake hair, fake eyelashes, fake tits, even the clothes are fake.
    But I gotta admit, she pulls it off.

  41. Courtney Love Cleavage
    Johnny P!
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    “Hugo? Yeah, it was ok I guess… Chrisy, I wish someone’d told me it was a kids’ movie, though. I wouldna spent so much time dressin’ all classy an’ shit.”

  42. Courtney Love Cleavage
    Meat Popsicle
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    No shit…Peter O’Toole has tits?

  43. Anthony Kiedis
    Meat Popsicle
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    Hey, why the long face?

  44. Janice Dickinson Camel Toe
    catapostrophe
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    When you’re Mick Jagger, you can pretty much wear anything.

    • Banfield

      I know, her face is sort of alien and asymmetrical looking just like MJ’s. They both look like a couple of old, retarded Filipinos.

  45. AnnaLynne McCord Side Boob No Bra
    DeucePickle
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    Only at West Beverly High could you get away with wearing that to Algebra class.

    • Lynx

      Whatever!! They are in college now… Like, don’t you keep up with the show??

      i’m just joking. see :)

  46. Prince Charles
    Ze German
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    “Here’s to the 1%!”

  47. Charlie Sheen Bathrobe
    Johnny P!
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    Apparently this “Charles Swan III” character was lobotomized while watching an ultra low-budget 70′s porn movie.

  48. Janice Dickinson Camel Toe
    Johnny P!
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    What the artists do at Madame Tusseaud’s with the leftover bits of wax when they’re bored and want to have a laugh.

  49. Courtney Love Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    Proof that male brain works unconsciously. There is a nip slip, or at least an areola slip there. Now I can’t unsee it.

  50. Suelyn Madeiros Cleavage Butt
    DeucePickle
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    Doesn’t “culo” mean butt ?

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