The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.20.12

November 20th, 2012 // 465 Comments

“Dear Ke$ha, suck it.”

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which will be your last one until after the long holiday weekend. Since there’s a distinct possibility that I will die from alcohol poisoning in an attempt to endure multiple family visits might still have a turkey hangover on Monday and I’m a man of the people, I decided to load this gallery up with butt shots. Just butt shot, after butt shot, after butt shot. Oh yeah, and R. Kelly wearing red leather gloves because did you want him to get pee all over his hands? Man wasn’t raised in no barn.

Happy Thanksgiving,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Miranda Kerr Bra See Through Shirt
    Tron
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    Oh well…I still have my crushed dreams, crying alone, and masterbation.

  2. Chris Evans Laughing Sunglasses Michelle Monaghan
    winter
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    he just found out that he is immune for std’s because he has gotten them so many times

  3. James Earl Jones Marian Anderson Awards Gala
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    James Earl Jones reading your obituary would be so bad ass.

  4. Candice Swanepoel Butt Leather Pants Lily Aldridge The Victorias Secret Angels Celebrate Holiday 2012
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    I just finished first and third in masturbation contest with this shot.
    Candice is SO hot.

  5. Jessica Biel Butt The Late Show
    winter
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    look at the guy doing booty check… geeks heaven

  6. Irina Shayk Cleavage Glamour Women Of The Year Awards
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    No side boob

    -10

  7. Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher Covering Faces
    diego
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    What you’re smelling is the stench of their combined acting talents

  8. Kim Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian Receiving Key To City Of North Miami
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    Good thing Khloe wasn’t there. Mayor Gary Coleman would need another barrel to stand on.

  9. Jennifer Lopez Glittery Bodysuit Dancer's Face In Butt
    MFer
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    She’s looking thick.

  10. Kim Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian Receiving Key To City Of North Miami
    ludo
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    she’s actually eyeing off the microphone

  11. Candice Swanepoel Butt Leather Pants Lily Aldridge The Victorias Secret Angels Celebrate Holiday 2012
    scotta
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    Note to Kim K.:

    THIS is what an ass in leather pants should look like.

  12. Jessica Biel Butt The Late Show
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    She’s so much better to look at from this angle.

  13. Jon Voight Mark Kostabi Chabad's Children Of Chernobyl Gala Dinner And Celebrity Auction
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    Right next to an artists rendering of what children born in Chernobyl in 1986 look like today.

  14. Miranda Kerr Bra See Through Shirt
    scotta
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    Gumby’s wet dream.

  15. Jennifer Lopez Glittery Bodysuit Dancer's Face In Butt
    guttboy
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    Istanbul not Constantinople.

  16. Jon Lovitz Holding Dog At Table
    Duck86
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    “John Lovitz, you gay Weeble!

  17. Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher Covering Faces
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    “Oh god, Ke$ha’s here….”

  18. Jennifer Lopez Glittery Bodysuit Dancer's Face In Butt
    Mel Gibson's Shrink
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    Why is Nick Canon sniffing his wife’s butt?

  19. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
    canklesmania
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    are photos of leighton meester to expensive?? If i were leighton I I would sue MK for giving me a bad rep.

  20. Donnie Wahlberg 40th Annual International Emmy Awards
    Montana
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    Pinky IN – cause he’s keepin it real, yo.

  21. Ciara Butt Tight Jeans
    guttboy
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    In my opinion she is hotter by far than Rihanna, talent wise it’s a draw….

  22. Jennifer Lopez Glittery Bodysuit Dancer's Face In Butt
    EricLr
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    Wasn’t it cruel enough that they had to endure slavery?

  23. Joey Lawrence Knit Hat Open Shirt Santa
    EricLr
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    Look, asshole, Santa is running out of denim, okay?

    Maybe I can bring you something this year in suede? Leather?

  24. Jon Lovitz Holding Dog At Table
    EricLr
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    You wanna make fun of him? Well YOU’RE ALL SHIT! He’s CHAMPAGNE!

  25. Juana Acosta Cleavage Leg Slit Dress GQ Men Of The Year Award Madrid
    MFer
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    Algae

  26. Terrence Howard Marian Anderson Awards Gala
    EricLr
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    Plymouth Rock landed on *US*!

    Also, can anyone spare a few bucks for cab fare?

  27. Kim Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian Receiving Key To City Of North Miami
    EricLr
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    I would say North Miami just sank to a new low, but that’s pretty much impossible at this point.

  28. R. Kelly Cigar Red Leather Gloves Trapped In The Closet Screening
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    “Trapped in the Closet” in what sense exactly, man with shiny clothes and red gloves?

  29. Jon Voight Mark Kostabi Chabad's Children Of Chernobyl Gala Dinner And Celebrity Auction
    EricLr
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    I’ll bid on him. He’s got a right purty mouth on him.

  30. Kim Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian Receiving Key To City Of North Miami
    zomgbie
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    kim tried hard to hide her disappointment when she arrived and learned she was going to receive the KEY to north miami instead of the PEE of north miami.

  31. Chris Evans Laughing Sunglasses Michelle Monaghan
    EricLr
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    Oh, that joke you made is so funny. I’m so interested in everything you say, especially the part about how your day went. On an unrelated note, would you like to see my trailer?

  32. Kirstie Alley Eating Chips
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    Observe the reclusive wildebeest (morbidus obesus) in its natural habitat, constantly feeding on a steady stream of mashed, fried grain and velvety melted cheese…

  33. Donnie Wahlberg 40th Annual International Emmy Awards
    sexyman48
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    How is that magician able to hold his cup like that?

  34. Kirstie Alley Eating Chips
    EricLr
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    Many a waiter has lost a finger by not respecting that personal space.

  35. Brandi Glanville Butt See Through Yoga Pants
    winter
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    Dolph Lundgren with a wig?

  36. Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher Covering Faces
    EricLr
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    You know, after seeing all his movies, you’d think the smell of an open sewer wouldn’t phase them.

  37. Donnie Wahlberg 40th Annual International Emmy Awards
    BWMinstrel
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    “I like my coffee like I like my women:
    Light in the head, sloppy and cheap.”

  38. Donnie Wahlberg 40th Annual International Emmy Awards
    EricLr
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    You pose for pictures again Donnie, and you don’t get paid for tonight, understand?

    Okay, now table 12 needs some more champagne.

  39. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
    Michael
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    Ah, her legs look fine here. Not as good as Stacy Kiebler. But they’re not as thick as I last saw them.

  40. Brandi Glanville Butt See Through Yoga Pants
    Little Tongue
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    One foot is going to Florida and the other, to Alaska.

  41. Irina Shayk Cleavage Glamour Women Of The Year Awards
    EricLr
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    Oh shit, the wax base is melting again. Will someone PLEASE keep her away from heaters?!?

  42. Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher Covering Faces
    BWMinstrel
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    I don’t think Pinkertons have much to worry about

  43. Jon Lovitz Holding Dog At Table
    MoJoTee
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    Genius of making us feel good and laugh!

  44. Jon Lovitz Holding Dog At Table
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    Cute dog…whom he’s had sex with.

  45. Miranda Kerr Bra See Through Shirt
    1NDUN
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    Miranda Purrrrr

  46. Jon Voight Mark Kostabi Chabad's Children Of Chernobyl Gala Dinner And Celebrity Auction
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    Wouldn’t the children of Chernobyl be about 25 years old now? What’s the charity for, to get them jobs and off their parents couch?

    • The Chabad’s Children of Chernobyl Gala Dinner and Celebrity Auction? Is this for real?
      Is it anything like the Karen Carpenter Memorial All-You-Can-Eat Buffet?

  47. Jennifer Lopez Glittery Bodysuit Dancer's Face In Butt
    Babelpants
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    FANT
    (Fat Arse No Tits)

    • Ripley's Believe It Or Not

      Given the soft drink Fanta was developed by the Coca-Cola company specifically for Germany under the Nazi regime, can one then assume that FANTA stands for Fat Assed, No Titted Aryan?

  48. Kirstie Alley Eating Chips
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    Ok, now we’ve ruled out Cheez-Its and nachos as diets that don’t work. Well, I’m fresh out of ideas.

  49. Jennifer Lopez Glittery Bodysuit Dancer's Face In Butt
    anonym
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    perfect camera angle, even though he’s nowhere near her ass.

  50. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
    anonym
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    her life must be boring.

    wake up, go to gym, go home, sleep, repeat

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