“Dear Ke$ha, suck it.”
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which will be your last one until after the long holiday weekend. Since there’s a distinct possibility that I will die from alcohol poisoning in an attempt to endure multiple family visits might still have a turkey hangover on Monday and I’m a man of the people, I decided to load this gallery up with butt shots. Just butt shot, after butt shot, after butt shot. Oh yeah, and R. Kelly wearing red leather gloves because did you want him to get pee all over his hands? Man wasn’t raised in no barn.
Happy Thanksgiving,
- Photo Boy
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Oh well…I still have my crushed dreams, crying alone, and masterbation.
Hey, hey… don’t knock masturbation. At least it’s sex with someone you love.
he just found out that he is immune for std’s because he has gotten them so many times
James Earl Jones reading your obituary would be so bad ass.
I just finished first and third in masturbation contest with this shot.
Candice is SO hot.
Whom did you beat?
Fred Willard.
LMAO
Hisself.
And she hasn’t been knocked up by some lame hipster like the other one.
You came in first and third? Did your cock break in two like Herbie the Love Bug?
look at the guy doing booty check… geeks heaven
He’s totally checking out her shoes…
No side boob
-10
What you’re smelling is the stench of their combined acting talents
Good thing Khloe wasn’t there. Mayor Gary Coleman would need another barrel to stand on.
She’s looking thick.
she’s actually eyeing off the microphone
Note to Kim K.:
THIS is what an ass in leather pants should look like.
Amen..
She’s so much better to look at from this angle.
Right next to an artists rendering of what children born in Chernobyl in 1986 look like today.
haahahaha
I was going to say that picture is so insensitive! :D
Gumby’s wet dream.
Istanbul not Constantinople.
Why they changed it I can’t say
People just liked it better that way
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That’s nobody’s business but the Turks.
Why did Constantinople get the works? That’s nobody’s business but the Turks.
You know why she’s in Istanbul? The head of her label said to “send her a turkey for Thanksgiving,” but his assistant didn’t hear him right.
“John Lovitz, you gay Weeble!
“Oh god, Ke$ha’s here….”
Why is Nick Canon sniffing his wife’s butt?
This is wrong on several levels.
are photos of leighton meester to expensive?? If i were leighton I I would sue MK for giving me a bad rep.
Pinky IN – cause he’s keepin it real, yo.
In my opinion she is hotter by far than Rihanna, talent wise it’s a draw….
Christina Milan….way hotter.
Her ass is how an ass should look: not too big, not too small, tight, and flexible.
Wasn’t it cruel enough that they had to endure slavery?
Look, asshole, Santa is running out of denim, okay?
Maybe I can bring you something this year in suede? Leather?
You wanna make fun of him? Well YOU’RE ALL SHIT! He’s CHAMPAGNE!
Algae
Plymouth Rock landed on *US*!
Also, can anyone spare a few bucks for cab fare?
I would say North Miami just sank to a new low, but that’s pretty much impossible at this point.
“Trapped in the Closet” in what sense exactly, man with shiny clothes and red gloves?
I’ll bid on him. He’s got a right purty mouth on him.
kim tried hard to hide her disappointment when she arrived and learned she was going to receive the KEY to north miami instead of the PEE of north miami.
Oh, that joke you made is so funny. I’m so interested in everything you say, especially the part about how your day went. On an unrelated note, would you like to see my trailer?
Observe the reclusive wildebeest (morbidus obesus) in its natural habitat, constantly feeding on a steady stream of mashed, fried grain and velvety melted cheese…
How is that magician able to hold his cup like that?
Many a waiter has lost a finger by not respecting that personal space.
Dolph Lundgren with a wig?
You know, after seeing all his movies, you’d think the smell of an open sewer wouldn’t phase them.
“I like my coffee like I like my women:
Light in the head, sloppy and cheap.”
You pose for pictures again Donnie, and you don’t get paid for tonight, understand?
Okay, now table 12 needs some more champagne.
Ah, her legs look fine here. Not as good as Stacy Kiebler. But they’re not as thick as I last saw them.
One foot is going to Florida and the other, to Alaska.
Oh shit, the wax base is melting again. Will someone PLEASE keep her away from heaters?!?
I don’t think Pinkertons have much to worry about
Genius of making us feel good and laugh!
Cute dog…whom he’s had sex with.
Miranda Purrrrr
Wouldn’t the children of Chernobyl be about 25 years old now? What’s the charity for, to get them jobs and off their parents couch?
The Chabad’s Children of Chernobyl Gala Dinner and Celebrity Auction? Is this for real?
Is it anything like the Karen Carpenter Memorial All-You-Can-Eat Buffet?
FANT
(Fat Arse No Tits)
Given the soft drink Fanta was developed by the Coca-Cola company specifically for Germany under the Nazi regime, can one then assume that FANTA stands for Fat Assed, No Titted Aryan?
Is that historically accurate? You learn something new every day.
I loved orange and grape Fanta when I was a kid. Are you suggesting that I am an anti-semite?
Ok, now we’ve ruled out Cheez-Its and nachos as diets that don’t work. Well, I’m fresh out of ideas.
I’m having zero luck with macaroni cheese.
Did you try adding more butter?
Butter!!
and bacon
perfect camera angle, even though he’s nowhere near her ass.
her life must be boring.
wake up, go to gym, go home, sleep, repeat
dont forget , hair salon, getting coffee and walking the dog
its not like she’s busy working or anything.