The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.20.12

November 20th, 2012 // 465 Comments

“Dear Ke$ha, suck it.”

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which will be your last one until after the long holiday weekend. Since there’s a distinct possibility that I will die from alcohol poisoning in an attempt to endure multiple family visits might still have a turkey hangover on Monday and I’m a man of the people, I decided to load this gallery up with butt shots. Just butt shot, after butt shot, after butt shot. Oh yeah, and R. Kelly wearing red leather gloves because did you want him to get pee all over his hands? Man wasn’t raised in no barn.

Happy Thanksgiving,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kim Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian Receiving Key To City Of North Miami
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    OK, can they lock them in there now?

  2. Jon Lovitz Holding Dog At Table
    Tron
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, Bob Saget, loves it in his kitchen,
    Loves it in his kitchen, loves it in his kitchen
    Oh, Bob Saget, loves it in his kitchen,
    And “kitchen”, of course, is code for butt!

  3. Joey Lawrence Knit Hat Open Shirt Santa
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    It’s 75° in L.A. and this asshole wears a beanie.

  4. Miranda Kerr Bra See Through Shirt
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    cervical dislocation.

    also, i would dislocate her cervix.

  5. Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher Covering Faces
    Commented on this photo:

    A true gentleman always lets his woman pretend it was him.

  6. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
    Tron
    Commented on this photo:

    Now for my Butt Moment Of Zen.

  7. Juana Acosta Cleavage Leg Slit Dress GQ Men Of The Year Award Madrid
    Commented on this photo:

    She has BLS. Backwards leg syndrome.

  8. Jessica Biel Butt The Late Show
    USDA Prime McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    Grey McDonald’s French Fry Leg Man knows what’s up.

  9. Chris Evans Laughing Sunglasses Michelle Monaghan
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Chris was caught explaining to Michelle how he likes his blowjobs

    CHRIS: You see Mimi, next time, put a little teeth into it, scrape that dried up skunk from my junk.
    MICHELLE: *slowly backs away*

  10. Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher Covering Faces
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Who’s more embarassed to be seen with who?

  11. Donnie Wahlberg 40th Annual International Emmy Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ama gonna get all classy… wif Nescafe and shit.”

  12. Terrence Howard Marian Anderson Awards Gala
    Tron
    Commented on this photo:

    “Dude, I just finger banged Halley Berry…smell my fingers. Never mind the white dude in the painting eyes following you around. This is important!”

  13. Juana Acosta Cleavage Leg Slit Dress GQ Men Of The Year Award Madrid
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Ah yes, the colombian thespian from such fine films as “A golpes” and “Golpe de estadio”. I assume her auditions involve a lot of “golping”.

  14. Rihanna Cleavage Bra Midriff
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought it was Christina Aguilera, then I realized she hasn’t been that skinny in nearly a decade.

  15. James Earl Jones Marian Anderson Awards Gala
    joe
    Commented on this photo:

    Hammcock? Have you heard my voice, bitches?

  16. James Earl Jones Marian Anderson Awards Gala
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Darth Vader or The Penguin?

  17. Kim Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian Receiving Key To City Of North Miami
    Tron
    Commented on this photo:

    “And here’s the test result! Yes! North Maimi just tested positive for an STD. Thank you so much for visiting.”

  18. Jessica Biel Butt The Late Show
    joe
    Commented on this photo:

    Is there anyone who is sober and thinks she has an attractive face?

  19. Ciara Butt Tight Jeans
    Tron
    Commented on this photo:

    Qweef.

  20. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    Great ass, big cankles.

  21. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Walking Dogs
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought she was a Real Housewife, not a Real Petwalker. Shows what I know.

  22. Joey Lawrence Knit Hat Open Shirt Santa
    USDA Prime McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    Canadian tuxedo

  23. Candice Swanepoel Butt Leather Pants Lily Aldridge The Victorias Secret Angels Celebrate Holiday 2012
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    What followed was probably something very disappointing. Thank god for fantasies.

  24. Chris Evans Laughing Sunglasses Michelle Monaghan
    Commented on this photo:

    Unless you’re killing a hoagie, there is no reason for a guy to have his mouth open like that. Ok, I will accept boobs as well.

  25. Jessica Biel Butt The Late Show
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Was there a “No Faces Allowed” policy on this pic?

  26. Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher Covering Faces
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
    Commented on this photo:

    No part of Rome is free from the Vatican stench.

    • USDA Prime McBeef

      I’ve never been to the Vatican but my sister said it smells like rotten bologna there. I’m sure it’s just the accumulation of santorum over 2000 years.

  27. Kirstie Alley Eating Chips
    Tron
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    “Excuse me…waiter…who’s the old fat bitch that just sat down, and started eating my nachos when I went to the restroom?”

  28. Jessica Biel Butt The Late Show
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is Gay Tweed Jacket Dude checking out the bodyguard’s ass? Jessica’s a pretty good-looking man too!

  29. Donnie Wahlberg 40th Annual International Emmy Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    “Say hi to your mocha for me.”

  30. Jessica Biel Butt The Late Show
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    “You put your right foot in….”

  31. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Walking Dogs
    Commented on this photo:

    Those huge tits….I mean dogs, look hard to control.

  32. Jessica Biel Butt The Late Show
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    That hideous dress zips down to the perrfect place…

  33. James Earl Jones Marian Anderson Awards Gala
    Commented on this photo:

    “Luke. I am your waiter.”

  34. Kirstie Alley Eating Chips
    The Royal Penis
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll bet it’s really hard to take pictures of her when she’s not eating.

  35. Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher Covering Faces
    Tron
    Commented on this photo:

    Typical hollywood…acting like their shit don’t stink.

  36. Terrence Howard Marian Anderson Awards Gala
    Commented on this photo:

    Malcolm X addressing a brother from the Nation of Islam?

  37. Juana Acosta Cleavage Leg Slit Dress GQ Men Of The Year Award Madrid
    Tron
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s not easy being green…but, super easy being a slutty whore.

  38. Kim Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian Receiving Key To City Of North Miami
    Commented on this photo:

    They already own the key to black cock everywhere.

  39. Jessica Biel Butt The Late Show
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Actor Freeze: not knowing whether to pretend to be angry at the photographers or not, resulting in a blank emotionless yet deeply disturbing facial expression.

  40. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
    winter
    Commented on this photo:

    did anyone order hollywood pocket vag*na on wheels….

  41. Jon Voight Mark Kostabi Chabad's Children Of Chernobyl Gala Dinner And Celebrity Auction
    Commented on this photo:

    I would have never guessed Wayne Gretzky was a Jon Voight fan.

  42. Donnie Wahlberg 40th Annual International Emmy Awards
    Tron
    Commented on this photo:

    Old Kid On The Block.

  43. Ciara Butt Tight Jeans
    Commented on this photo:

    Ladies and Gentlemen, back by popular demand….from the year 2001…Ciara!

  44. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Walking Dogs
    Tron
    Commented on this photo:

    Bitch(s) in heat?

  45. Chris Evans Laughing Sunglasses Michelle Monaghan
    Commented on this photo:

    To get the Captain America gig, I just got on the casting couch and did this!

  46. Joey Lawrence Knit Hat Open Shirt Santa
    Michael_D
    Commented on this photo:

    “I have to sit through all of these brats asking for sh** they’re not getting and the coup d’grace you give me is some a**hole in a Canadian tuxedo??” – Santa

  47. Kirstie Alley Eating Chips
    Commented on this photo:

    “…Travolta was the love of my life”

    “Nachos, help me forget him!”

    Nom Nom Nom Nom

  48. Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher Covering Faces
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s Italy, no need to dress like hipster douchebags to hide your faces.

  49. Juana Acosta Cleavage Leg Slit Dress GQ Men Of The Year Award Madrid
    Commented on this photo:

    Juan by day, Juana by night.

  50. Donnie Wahlberg 40th Annual International Emmy Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice they gave the not so famous Wahlberg a gig fetching coffee for the talented people.

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