“Dear Ke$ha, suck it.”
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which will be your last one until after the long holiday weekend. Since there’s a distinct possibility that I will die from alcohol poisoning in an attempt to endure multiple family visits might still have a turkey hangover on Monday and I’m a man of the people, I decided to load this gallery up with butt shots. Just butt shot, after butt shot, after butt shot. Oh yeah, and R. Kelly wearing red leather gloves because did you want him to get pee all over his hands? Man wasn’t raised in no barn.
Happy Thanksgiving,
- Photo Boy
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OK, can they lock them in there now?
Oh, Bob Saget, loves it in his kitchen,
Loves it in his kitchen, loves it in his kitchen
Oh, Bob Saget, loves it in his kitchen,
And “kitchen”, of course, is code for butt!
It’s 75° in L.A. and this asshole wears a beanie.
It’s a douchebag cap, no?
If the shoe fits….
It’s a has-beanie
E P I C
Thread ends.
cervical dislocation.
also, i would dislocate her cervix.
WINNER.
A true gentleman always lets his woman pretend it was him.
Now for my Butt Moment Of Zen.
She has BLS. Backwards leg syndrome.
i knew something was off!
Nah, it’s just her foot.
Grey McDonald’s French Fry Leg Man knows what’s up.
Chris was caught explaining to Michelle how he likes his blowjobs
CHRIS: You see Mimi, next time, put a little teeth into it, scrape that dried up skunk from my junk.
MICHELLE: *slowly backs away*
Who’s more embarassed to be seen with who?
“Ama gonna get all classy… wif Nescafe and shit.”
“Dude, I just finger banged Halley Berry…smell my fingers. Never mind the white dude in the painting eyes following you around. This is important!”
Ah yes, the colombian thespian from such fine films as “A golpes” and “Golpe de estadio”. I assume her auditions involve a lot of “golping”.
I thought it was Christina Aguilera, then I realized she hasn’t been that skinny in nearly a decade.
Hammcock? Have you heard my voice, bitches?
Darth Vader or The Penguin?
“And here’s the test result! Yes! North Maimi just tested positive for an STD. Thank you so much for visiting.”
Is there anyone who is sober and thinks she has an attractive face?
I’m with you.
Agreed. Something reminds me of young Val Kilmer.
She has a face?
horse teeth.
Qweef.
Great ass, big cankles.
I thought she was a Real Housewife, not a Real Petwalker. Shows what I know.
Canadian tuxedo
What followed was probably something very disappointing. Thank god for fantasies.
Fantasies… They’re why more married men don’t kill themselves.™
Sorry, bro. Meant to thumbs up. I suck at that.
Unless you’re killing a hoagie, there is no reason for a guy to have his mouth open like that. Ok, I will accept boobs as well.
Was there a “No Faces Allowed” policy on this pic?
No part of Rome is free from the Vatican stench.
I’ve never been to the Vatican but my sister said it smells like rotten bologna there. I’m sure it’s just the accumulation of santorum over 2000 years.
“Excuse me…waiter…who’s the old fat bitch that just sat down, and started eating my nachos when I went to the restroom?”
Why is Gay Tweed Jacket Dude checking out the bodyguard’s ass? Jessica’s a pretty good-looking man too!
“Say hi to your mocha for me.”
“You put your right foot in….”
Those huge tits….I mean dogs, look hard to control.
That hideous dress zips down to the perrfect place…
“Luke. I am your waiter.”
I’ll bet it’s really hard to take pictures of her when she’s not eating.
Typical hollywood…acting like their shit don’t stink.
….that is the exact opposite of what it looks like they are doing
Malcolm X addressing a brother from the Nation of Islam?
It’s not easy being green…but, super easy being a slutty whore.
They already own the key to black cock everywhere.
As far as I know, Kourtney doesn’t like black cock. Now, Kim on the other hand…
Scott is just buying his time…..She will switch to the dark side too.
Actor Freeze: not knowing whether to pretend to be angry at the photographers or not, resulting in a blank emotionless yet deeply disturbing facial expression.
did anyone order hollywood pocket vag*na on wheels….
I would have never guessed Wayne Gretzky was a Jon Voight fan.
Old Kid On The Block.
Ladies and Gentlemen, back by popular demand….from the year 2001…Ciara!
Bitch(s) in heat?
To get the Captain America gig, I just got on the casting couch and did this!
“I have to sit through all of these brats asking for sh** they’re not getting and the coup d’grace you give me is some a**hole in a Canadian tuxedo??” – Santa
“…Travolta was the love of my life”
“Nachos, help me forget him!”
Nom Nom Nom Nom
It’s Italy, no need to dress like hipster douchebags to hide your faces.
Juan by day, Juana by night.
Nice they gave the not so famous Wahlberg a gig fetching coffee for the talented people.