The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.19.13

November 19th, 2013 // 307 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which is almost entirely crammed full of assholes from last night’s The Hunger Games: Catching Fire premiere because that was the only fucking thing happening where you’ll find a vast and diverse array of pictures from multiple events, like Jason Statham barely containing the urge to roundhouse someone’s head off, Daniel Craig on the set of Skyfall: Onto Cock, and Billy Ray Cyrus in what I can only assume is a blu eCigs ad.

Wait, it’s not? He’s just that naturally cool and hip? Whoa… *reaches into empty sarcasm bag* Yep, used it all. Fuck that douchebag,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Billy Ray Cyrus Leather Jacket And Gloves Scarf Avalon Theater
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    Miley Cyrus’s vag has been known to get quite wet resulting in a deluge… Billy Ray was apparently on the receiving end of it somehow…

  2. Willow Smith Hipster Clothes Jaden Smith Two Different Shoes The Hunger Games Catching Fire Premiere
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    I have two fantastic ideas for next year’s tribute.

  3. Ke$ha Gold Tooth Knit Hat Sungleasses
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    She’s been snorting skittles again hasn’t she?

  4. Billy Ray Cyrus Leather Jacket And Gloves Scarf Avalon Theater
    The Dude
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    This is Beiber in 30 years, still desperately trying to look tough and manly.

  5. James Franco Winona Ryder Jason Statham Homefront Press Conference
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    “I could do it….
    I could snuff the life out of him…
    And the world would be better for it…”

  6. Kylie Jenner The Hunger Games Catching Fire LA Premiere
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    The whore genes are strong with this one…

  7. James Franco Winona Ryder Jason Statham Homefront Press Conference
    The Dude
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    “My wallet was just sitting there. And now it’s gone. There are a bunch of charges at some LA boutique and I have no idea who took it.”

  8. EnglishTeacherAnni

    Okay, “Skyfall: Onto Cock” just literally made me blow a mouthful of milk across the room. Thanks, buddy, now I have to spend the evening wiping the walls down. It was worth it for the laugh, tho.

  9. Vince Vaughn Annoyed Face The Late Show With David Letterman
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    You want me to sign an empty Butterfinger wrapper?
    Are you kidding me?
    After you ate it and didn’t share??????

  10. Kylie Jenner The Hunger Games Catching Fire LA Premiere
    The Dude
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    “Yea – that is a nude photo of me! Wanna see the video?”

  11. Amanda Plummer Yellow Teeth The Hunger Games Catching Fire LA Premiere
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    She laughs as she figures out if she can cut down on the hero factor in a place like this.

  12. Jessica Lowndes Butt Bikini Instagram
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    I can hear that ass lownde and clear.

  13. Brooke Shields No Makeup
    The Dude
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    “I just watched Blue Lagoon.”

  14. Gerard Butler Friendship Bracelets
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    Captain Port-a-potty….

  15. Joe Jonas Blanda Eggenschwiler The Hunger Games Catching Fire LA Premiere
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    Hover-handing your girlfriend is not a good sign for your relationship’s future.

  16. Dick Van Dyke Turtleneck Save The Children Foundation Celebration Of Comic Genius Portraits Of Funny People
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    He loves to laugh….loud and long and clear.

  17. Bethenny Frankel Grabbing Val Chmerkovskiy Butt Elizabeth Berkley Bethenny Show
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    The warble still has me…

  18. Billy Ray Cyrus Leather Jacket And Gloves Scarf Avalon Theater
    English Teacher Anni
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    Never go Full Douche.

  19. Willow Smith Hipster Clothes Jaden Smith Two Different Shoes The Hunger Games Catching Fire Premiere
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    Which one is Douche and which one is Douchier?

  20. Vince Vaughn Annoyed Face The Late Show With David Letterman
    The Dude
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    “I’ve got a Stage-5 clinger here.”

  21. Coco Nipples See Through Peepshow Shirt Instagram
    The Dude
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    Every attached part on Mrs. Potato Head looks so lifelike.

  22. Gerard Butler Friendship Bracelets
    JW
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    I spy with my little eye… a porta-potty…

  23. Whoopi Goldberg Eyepatch The View Disneyland
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    If Mischonne and the Governor had a baby.

  24. Ke$ha Gold Tooth Knit Hat Sungleasses
    EnglishTeacherAnni
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    Ke$ha: Where Trends Collide.

  25. Amanda Plummer Yellow Teeth The Hunger Games Catching Fire LA Premiere
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    Jeez, it’s a premiere, not a trip to the methadone clinic.

  26. Ke$ha Gold Tooth Knit Hat Sungleasses
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    Ever wonder if she sits at home, on her second bottle of Night Train, wondering about the image choice she made when she started her career. Sure, she’s no beauty, but she could have gone the Taylor Swift route and been prim and chaste. She could have gone for the Bertney look and been sexual, but in a naive way. But no, she consciously chose two-dollar-gutter-whore. What the fuck was the thought process? It’s like starting your porn career as double-anal bukkake slut. There’s really nowhere left to go. Nothing to fall back on.

  27. James Franco Winona Ryder Jason Statham Homefront Press Conference
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    “Yes, we all still want to Ride Winona. Hah. I get it. It wasn’t funny in the 90s, you idiot. Next question, please.”

  28. Ke$ha Gold Tooth Knit Hat Sungleasses
    Beltliner
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    It’s like she tripped and fell through a hole in time right into a Hot Topic, circa 2005.

  29. Dick Van Dyke Turtleneck Save The Children Foundation Celebration Of Comic Genius Portraits Of Funny People
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    Still the best comedy theme tune ever.

  30. Willow Smith Hipster Clothes Jaden Smith Two Different Shoes The Hunger Games Catching Fire Premiere
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    And they still have Hell to look forward to…

  31. Willow Smith Hipster Clothes Jaden Smith Two Different Shoes The Hunger Games Catching Fire Premiere
    Deacon Jones
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    Sibling fuckers, anyone??

  32. Kylie Jenner The Hunger Games Catching Fire LA Premiere
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    It’s never a good idea to take beauty tips from Khloe.

  33. Amanda Plummer Yellow Teeth The Hunger Games Catching Fire LA Premiere
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    “Fuck Marsellus and his briefcase. This bitch is crazy.”

  34. Billy Ray Cyrus Leather Jacket And Gloves Scarf Avalon Theater
    gary coleman's ghost
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    Why doesn’t he dress his fucking age?! What’s next, Carol Channing in capris, a halter top and Uggs?

  35. Willow Smith Hipster Clothes Jaden Smith Two Different Shoes The Hunger Games Catching Fire Premiere
    rob
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    what the hell am I looking at?

  36. Billy Ray Cyrus Leather Jacket And Gloves Scarf Avalon Theater
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    We’re gonna need bail money for Zimmerman, a shotgun (any gun really), and whatever people make black face out of.

  37. Dick Van Dyke Turtleneck Save The Children Foundation Celebration Of Comic Genius Portraits Of Funny People
    gary coleman's ghost
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    Thought he was dead.

  38. James Franco Winona Ryder Jason Statham Homefront Press Conference
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    “I mean what is genius really?”

  39. Amanda Plummer Yellow Teeth The Hunger Games Catching Fire LA Premiere
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    For the life of me I can’t figure out why she’s always been cast as a crazy person.

  40. Dick Van Dyke Turtleneck Save The Children Foundation Celebration Of Comic Genius Portraits Of Funny People
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    Dick Van Zombie.

  41. Willow Smith Hipster Clothes Jaden Smith Two Different Shoes The Hunger Games Catching Fire Premiere
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    Two different shitty shoes when you parents are billionaires.

  42. Willow Smith Hipster Clothes Jaden Smith Two Different Shoes The Hunger Games Catching Fire Premiere
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    That’s a whole lotta ugly.

  43. Jessica Lowndes Butt Bikini Instagram
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    Bony.

  44. Joe Jonas Blanda Eggenschwiler The Hunger Games Catching Fire LA Premiere
    Patch
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    Oh, cool. Joe Jonas has a beard… and some facial hair, too.

  45. Jessica Lowndes Butt Bikini Instagram
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    How does she contort her arm around to take that photo?

  46. Billy Ray Cyrus Leather Jacket And Gloves Scarf Avalon Theater
    Art Crow
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    Giant Dinklage

  47. Ke$ha Gold Tooth Knit Hat Sungleasses
    Cock Dr
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    Rob Halford called…he’s still mad about her boosting that jacket but after further thought he doesn’t want it back.

  48. Ke$ha Gold Tooth Knit Hat Sungleasses
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    Billy Ray Cyrus x 50.

  49. Willow Smith Hipster Clothes Jaden Smith Two Different Shoes The Hunger Games Catching Fire Premiere
    Art Crow
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    From the neck down it’s all bone.

  50. Aubrey ODay Bikini Top No Bottom Instagram
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    I believe she posted the photo, but who is it of?

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