“What do you mean them kids won’t take Kazaam action figures again this year?”
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where we find Peter Facinelli about to prematurely imprint all over Kellan Lutz‘s hand as well as Steven Tyler finding out why he’ll be on tour for the next 18 years, seven and a half months. Most importantly, we salute Pippa Middleton for addressing the rumor that she got dumped by squeezing into stretchy pants and showcasing an ass that only a Penn State Defensive Coordinator could love.
I’ll be waiting for your call, MI-6
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“Ughhh they look like my kids!”
Those are man thighs holy crap
Shiny Guido suits
“Excuse me, how do I cute these into steaks?”
“Damn, I smell tacos.”
“So, two drunk homos are going to a movie premier…”
Wow! What a magnificent looking woman.
Does he really hate everyone or does he just look like he hates everyone?
Soon.
“Dat ass”
Still a miserable cunt. But I’d hit it
Dude this chick is not hot at all, what the fuck is wrong with people. Don’t get me wrong, I’d bang her, but she’s not hot.
For a moment there, I thought you were gonna say “Downs Syndrome”
For a moment there, I thought you were gonna say “Downs Syndrome”
I only saw the one of the dog begging for his/her life… Where is PETA? It would do both some good to get some news, or at least let that dog go..