The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.15.11

November 15th, 2011 // 554 Comments

“What do you mean them kids won’t take Kazaam action figures again this year?”

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where we find Peter Facinelli about to prematurely imprint all over Kellan Lutz‘s hand as well as Steven Tyler finding out why he’ll be on tour for the next 18 years, seven and a half months. Most importantly, we salute Pippa Middleton for addressing the rumor that she got dumped by squeezing into stretchy pants and showcasing an ass that only a Penn State Defensive Coordinator could love.

I’ll be waiting for your call, MI-6

- Photo Boy

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  1. Peter Facinelli Kellan Lutz Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
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    “You’re right. They ARE smooth!”

  2. Kate Gosselin
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    Let me get this straight, children fall in cages all the time and get eaten yet a horrific human being that has only ever been out-whored by Kris Jenner, survives…

  3. Kate Gosselin
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    Looks like I need to apply at Coupon Cabin. She’s worked there a week and already gets paid vacation.

  4. Stacy Keibler Side Boob
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    I like that her pussy has whiskers.

  5. Jason Biggs Humping Justin Long
    HortonHearsABoob
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    Dude in the fat guy hat is obviously a PC.

  6. Chris Rock
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    “Yeah…I think I’d like to play 3-13-5-56-42 and 45 for the powerball.”

  7. Benjamin Millepied
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    Polo hat? Check. T-shirt tucked in? Check. Only thing missing is a gold cart.

  8. Kate Gosselin
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    A lot of people think of children as a gift. Then again a lot of people think of socks as a gift.

  9. Paris Hilton
    cc
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    I knew I shouldn’t have got IED advice from Wile E Coyote.

  10. Chris Rock
    King
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    How much for one order a’ rib? No, no ONE rib…

  11. Steven Tyler Erin Brady Bikini
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    American Idol judge by night, Reiki master by day.

  12. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts Bikini Twitter
    occam's boner
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    …as he eagerly awaits the horse tranquilizers to take effect…

  13. Sofia Vergara Cleavage
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    “Aspertame gives me g-a-a-a-a-a-a-s.”

  14. Mike Myers
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    Why does he insist on always posing like a 5-year old that just stole a cookie from the cupboard?

    • Snack pack

      It’s his “please like me because life is so much more fun when you like me for Austin Powers than when you hate me for The Love Guru” face.

  15. Hilary Duff Baby Bump Tight Dress
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    World’s Worst title for a book.

    • Satan's bitch

      No shit! Does it mean beauty gives you brain cancer? Or is it promoting brain cancer? ‘I’m all for brain cancer, and I’m beautiful!’ Maybe all those chemicals women spread on their faces eventually gives them brain cancer? What?!

  16. Kate Gosselin
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    Are they waiting for her to birth another baby?

  17. Heather Locklear Ava Locklear
    Richard McBeef
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    Cut her hair short and tape down the boobs and you could convince me it was Dennis Quaid.

  18. Paris Hilton
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    Hilton Worldwide celebrates the opening of the Bali Hilton. In other Hilton news, Paris Hilton has filed suit in California claiming the Kardashians have stolen her trade secrets on how to become famous for absolutely nothing.

  19. Kate Gosselin
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    I wonder if she’s hoping the Coriolis Effect makes her relevant again?

  20. Shaquille O'neal Santa Hat
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    So I guess Jamie Fox now has to give up his title as most cross-eyed black celebrity. Boy, that dude just cannot catch a break.

  21. Kate Gosselin
    JC
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    “Ew, I don’t want you to display my kids in this mediocre cage. They should get a full, simulated habitat to live in.”

  22. Paris Hilton
    Sophie
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    So Paris is now reduced to appearing on the Indonesian “My Super Sweet 16″?

  23. Hilary Duff Baby Bump Tight Dress
    Figure that
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    Give her a break, shes’s pregnant.

  24. Jason Biggs Humping Justin Long
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    This is exactly why the arts should go up in flames.

  25. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Jeans
    Gilmore Girl
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    LEGGINGS ARE NOT PANTS!!! I don’t care how “in shape” you are, LEGGINGS ARE NOT PANTS!!

  26. Stacy Keibler Side Boob
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    Oh she never would believe where my cookies come from.

  27. Steven Tyler Erin Brady Bikini
    DeucePickle
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    Why is Steven Tyler letting Russell Brand rub his girlfriend’s belly ?

  28. Victoria Beckham
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    Her bunions are so bad she’s got them popping out near her neck.

  29. Shaquille O'neal Santa Hat
    Cock Dr
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    If I were a small child and this man tried to give me a present I would probably react badly.

  30. Hilary Duff Baby Bump Tight Dress
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    Pick up three limes for me at the grocery store will you?

  31. Benjamin Millepied
    cc
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    That’s what Portman does when he gets drunk….she drives him to a strange neighborhood and hopes he doesn’t make it back.

  32. Kate Gosselin
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    Kate: “Hey Doc, those smart pills taste like shit”

    Doctor: “See, they’re working”

  33. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts Bikini Twitter
    Cock Dr
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    Yah, he’s sober. As a judge.

  34. Victoria Beckham
    cc
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    If you see a girl with an expression like this in a bar, skip the ‘Hi my name is…..’

  35. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Jeans
    Cock Dr
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    We really don’t know who the hell that is.

  36. Kate Gosselin
    FruitLoop
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    “Ewww you lied, a monkeys nuts do NOT taste like bananas.”

  37. Steven Tyler Erin Brady Bikini
    cc
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    Look honey you can feel it moving. My bowels, they are moving.

  38. Mike Myers
    DeucePickle
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    As comedians get older, do they just get less funny or has my brain’s humor gland gotten so highly developed that it takes alot more to make me laugh ?

  39. Paris Hilton
    Cock Dr
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    I think it’s starting to happen…..it’s overdue….this worthless bimbo’s slow fade into obscurity.
    At least Paris never involved herself in a sham marriage.
    Did I just accidentally type something positive about Paris Hilton?
    *swigs schnapps*

  40. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts Bikini Twitter
    The Pope
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    “Youll never guess where my penis is right now…the jet…it’s in the jet…my penis is in the jet…that’s where it is.”

  41. Benjamin Millepied
    Cock Dr
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    As far as I know there’s been no marriage. He hasn’t got the prize quite tied down all the way.

  42. Holly Madison Holds Turkeys
    kimmykimkim
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    She looks flat in this picture.

  43. Sofia Vergara Cleavage
    cc
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    Someone was just overheard saying ‘Kelly Brook is hotter.’

    Latina shitstorm in 3, 2, 1…

  44. Stacy Keibler Side Boob
    Biff
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    Looks like her hair line is receeding.

    Future spokeswoman for “The Hairclub for Woman.”

  45. Victoria Beckham
    Cock Dr
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    It’s the new smaller implants post baby body debut. Not bad. She’s always been able to make the most of her modest good looks and meager talent in all aspects of her life. It’s impressive.

  46. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts Bikini Twitter
    Biff
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    I like him…he seems like he’s trying to be a happy guy. Good on him….to bad he had a loser of a bitch wife.

  47. Mike Myers
    cc
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    ‘Make Believe You Can Act’ Annual Gala

  48. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts Bikini Twitter
    kimmykimkim
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    He absolutely terrifies me.

  49. Steven Tyler Erin Brady Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    You can see she would easily beat his ass in an arm wrestling contest. Maybe he likes it that way.

  50. Hilary Duff Baby Bump Tight Dress
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Ah yes, a new design from Marc Jacobs ‘Jaundice’ line.

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