“What do you mean them kids won’t take Kazaam action figures again this year?”
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where we find Peter Facinelli about to prematurely imprint all over Kellan Lutz‘s hand as well as Steven Tyler finding out why he’ll be on tour for the next 18 years, seven and a half months. Most importantly, we salute Pippa Middleton for addressing the rumor that she got dumped by squeezing into stretchy pants and showcasing an ass that only a Penn State Defensive Coordinator could love.
I’ll be waiting for your call, MI-6
- Photo Boy