The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.15.11

November 15th, 2011 // 554 Comments

“What do you mean them kids won’t take Kazaam action figures again this year?”

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where we find Peter Facinelli about to prematurely imprint all over Kellan Lutz‘s hand as well as Steven Tyler finding out why he’ll be on tour for the next 18 years, seven and a half months. Most importantly, we salute Pippa Middleton for addressing the rumor that she got dumped by squeezing into stretchy pants and showcasing an ass that only a Penn State Defensive Coordinator could love.

I’ll be waiting for your call, MI-6

- Photo Boy

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  1. johng

    you virgins probably come here for the comments, dont you?

  2. Victoria Beckham
    Richard McBeef
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    It looks like her head is probably interchangeable, which is baffling since somebody decided they should just keep that one on there.

  3. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts Bikini Twitter
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    The only holes the Hoff hasn’t been in in this pict are the ones with legs attached.

  4. Steven Tyler Erin Brady Bikini
    Richard McBeef
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    (Grand)Daddy issues manifest themselves in the strangest ways.

  5. Sofia Vergara Cleavage
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    [ok Sofia, you can do this girl....'Pepsi, it's refreshing'...'PEPSI, it's refreshing', got it ]

    Hi, I’m Sofia Vergara, try Pepsi, it’s depressing! FUCK!

  6. Hilary Duff Baby Bump Tight Dress
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    Does she have brain cancer in her stomach?

  7. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Jeans
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    she and her sister might be britain’s answer to the whoretrashians, save a sex tape, and curves. have they done anything besides date famous people?

    • Ruth

      The Middleton’s run their own very successful business. Kate worked for the company for a bit. Wikipedia has more.

      • buzzkill. I just want to see that ass naked.

      • @Ruth, lemme guess, a clothing line named Scurry? or whatever means Dash in limey.. :)

      • Reece

        @dudeatdudedotdude
        If Im not mistaken, her parents run an event planning business. Theyre actually just upper middle class people. Kate had a real job until the paps were getting to be too much and she had to quit.

        Why is it that when women start to get a little attention everyone starts calling them worthless and whores? lol even when theyre not the ones putting themselves out there.

        lol its funny to because everyone is pretty much the same thing, “What great ass?”. If pants that tight can’t squeeze any excess fat/skin into a decent ass, then it never existed like Hank Hill’s. The media keeps trying to convince us that there is something there because when her sister got married there was about 3 sec where the light hit it just right and the camera angle was perfect…but it was never to be seen again. She lucky that her moment of ass glory was witnessed worldwide by millions. Most women only get the recognition from skeezy guys as we walk down the street.

  8. Benjamin Millepied
    jd
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    Is there a pic of this guy that doesn’t make him look like King of the Douchebags?

    • Satan's bitch

      No. No, there is not. That is because (drum roll) he IS the King of the Douchebags!!

      I mean, seriously, just look at the guy. I wanna slap the pretension off his face and it’s just a photograph. What was Natalie thinking?

  9. Jason Biggs Humping Justin Long
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    Imma PC fucker!

  10. Stacy Keibler Side Boob
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    She looks so happy to be at the event.

  11. Kate Gosselin
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    Let that be a lesson Kate, never trust an Aussie’s promises…he’s not going to call you tomorrow either.

  12. Chris Rock
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    Who’s the owner of the dead hand?

  13. Hilary Duff Baby Bump Tight Dress
    Problem?
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    Why is she relevant again?

  14. Peter Facinelli Kellan Lutz Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
    Whee!
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    Not pictured: Tom Cruise.

  15. Stacy Keibler Side Boob
    Whee!
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    Sort of disrespectful to do your hair like you’ve got a tumor, or is this a costume party?

  16. Shaquille O'neal Santa Hat
    cc
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    Actually, ‘Kris Kringle’ does have a certain rap like aspect to it.

  17. Victoria Beckham
    Problem?
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    It’s okay, Posh- you CAN smile!

  18. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts Bikini Twitter
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    Not pictured: Chris Hansen and crew…

  19. Holly Madison Holds Turkeys
    cc
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    She’s dropping those off at Christina Aguilera’s later.

  20. Benjamin Millepied
    Whee!
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    Aww, he and NatPo must share clothes.

  21. Shaquille O'neal Santa Hat
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    if Lacey Schwimmer had his baby, how fuckin crosseyed would it be?

  22. Peter Facinelli Kellan Lutz Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
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    Without the actors, you’d think Walmart was unveiling a new line of deep fryers…

  23. Leilani Dowding Bikini
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    I’ve seen Cylon Final Fives that were more interesting than this.

  24. Victoria Beckham
    Whee!
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    With all that money, it seems clear that David just swapped Victoria out for a Fembot. Which one this is, no one knows.

  25. Holly Madison Holds Turkeys
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    The thing I hate about prepping a turkey is that when you’re rubbing brine on the skin, it feel like you’re massaging an old man’s scrotum. Oh wait.

  26. Kate Gosselin
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    “Oh, Kate, the panatloon pink snake is nothing to feel grossed out by.”

  27. Chris Rock
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    From ashy to classy… back to ashy…

  28. Steven Tyler Erin Brady Bikini
    Whee!
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    That is the most disturbing side-boob shot I’ve seen on this site.

  29. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts Bikini Twitter
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    How awkward is for your daughter when your girlfriend is younger than she is?

  30. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts Bikini Twitter
    cc
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    He looks less like a monitor lizard than usual.

  31. Mike Myers
    Whee!
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    Mole. Bloody mole. We aren’t supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there’s a bloody mole winking me in the face. I want to c-u-u-t it off, ch-o-o-p it off, and make guacamole.

  32. Kate Gosselin
    allowicious
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    OMG ew work.

  33. Benjamin Millepied
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    Few Frenchmen have personified the douchy arrogance like him… Well done, “he of the thousand legs”…

  34. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Jeans
    cc
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    I suspect she’s wearing shaping underwear. (I work for Scotland Yard.)

  35. Steven Tyler Erin Brady Bikini
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    Katy Perry is gonna be pissed when she…er.. wait.. nevermind.

  36. Jason Biggs Humping Justin Long
    Whee!
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    Looks like we’ve had a miscue on the translation of “Mont Blanc.”

  37. Mike Myers
    Richard McBeef
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    Remember they had that Crayola crayon that was supposed to be a skin tone but it always pissed you off because it didn’t look like anybody’s skin?

  38. Jason Biggs Humping Justin Long
    Richard McBeef
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    I don’t know who the fuck is who, but I know that kid in the plaid shirt elicits a blinding white hot rage from deep within.

    • cc

      I had the misfortune to see him in a movie whose title I’ve long since forgotten. You rage is entirely justified. His acting can best be described as ‘irritating’.

      • TomFrank

        Oh…I’ll bet it was that long-distance relationship movie with Drew Barrymore? I wondered who it was who bought that ticket.

  39. Sofia Vergara Cleavage
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    Judging from the various expressions in the room, Pepsi now causes facial paralysis…

  40. Peter Facinelli Kellan Lutz Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
    cc
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    Ready buddy? Time for me to conclude our ‘guess the package’ wager.

  41. Holly Madison Holds Turkeys
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    Now that’s redundant at a whole new level

  42. Heather Locklear Ava Locklear
    The other LJ
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    This is NOT the same Heather Locklear I remember from Dynasty and TJ Hooker… new cheekbones, eyes, teeth and boobs at a minimum.

  43. Hilary Duff Baby Bump Tight Dress
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    Hillary PUFF!! Hiyo! I’ll be here all week folks…

  44. Hilary Duff Baby Bump Tight Dress
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    She could swap heads with Christina and I couldn’t tell the difference.

  45. Stacy Keibler Side Boob
    cc
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    That hair makes her look like the bishop on a chessboard.

  46. Leilani Dowding Bikini
    Richard McBeef
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    If the final five are just of random hot chicks, can we submit recommendations? I’ve got some creeper pics I took at the supermarket the other day.

  47. Hilary Duff Baby Bump Tight Dress
    Misana
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    that colour doesn’t suit her… :( sad face

  48. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts Bikini Twitter
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    “Do I HAVE to call you Daddy?”

  49. Kate Gosselin
    your mom
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    Like anything going on at the zoo is half as gross as having 6 babies…

  50. Chris Rock
    cc
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    He’s thinking of doing something nasty to Ann Coulter, I just know it.

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