“What do you mean them kids won’t take Kazaam action figures again this year?”
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where we find Peter Facinelli about to prematurely imprint all over Kellan Lutz‘s hand as well as Steven Tyler finding out why he’ll be on tour for the next 18 years, seven and a half months. Most importantly, we salute Pippa Middleton for addressing the rumor that she got dumped by squeezing into stretchy pants and showcasing an ass that only a Penn State Defensive Coordinator could love.
I’ll be waiting for your call, MI-6
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you virgins probably come here for the comments, dont you?
It looks like her head is probably interchangeable, which is baffling since somebody decided they should just keep that one on there.
The only holes the Hoff hasn’t been in in this pict are the ones with legs attached.
(Grand)Daddy issues manifest themselves in the strangest ways.
[ok Sofia, you can do this girl....'Pepsi, it's refreshing'...'PEPSI, it's refreshing', got it ]
Hi, I’m Sofia Vergara, try Pepsi, it’s depressing! FUCK!
- 1 for not writing in Vergara voice. eeeeets depressing.
I don’t actually know who she is. If I were going to put effort into it, I’d have worked out something for the slackjawed fugly behind her.
well, don’t go and find out then, MFS. Once you hear the voice, it makes the titties harder to appreciate.
“slackjawed fugly” works well!
Does she have brain cancer in her stomach?
I believe the medical term is, gut-rot
she and her sister might be britain’s answer to the whoretrashians, save a sex tape, and curves. have they done anything besides date famous people?
The Middleton’s run their own very successful business. Kate worked for the company for a bit. Wikipedia has more.
buzzkill. I just want to see that ass naked.
@Ruth, lemme guess, a clothing line named Scurry? or whatever means Dash in limey.. :)
@dudeatdudedotdude
If Im not mistaken, her parents run an event planning business. Theyre actually just upper middle class people. Kate had a real job until the paps were getting to be too much and she had to quit.
Why is it that when women start to get a little attention everyone starts calling them worthless and whores? lol even when theyre not the ones putting themselves out there.
lol its funny to because everyone is pretty much the same thing, “What great ass?”. If pants that tight can’t squeeze any excess fat/skin into a decent ass, then it never existed like Hank Hill’s. The media keeps trying to convince us that there is something there because when her sister got married there was about 3 sec where the light hit it just right and the camera angle was perfect…but it was never to be seen again. She lucky that her moment of ass glory was witnessed worldwide by millions. Most women only get the recognition from skeezy guys as we walk down the street.
Is there a pic of this guy that doesn’t make him look like King of the Douchebags?
No. No, there is not. That is because (drum roll) he IS the King of the Douchebags!!
I mean, seriously, just look at the guy. I wanna slap the pretension off his face and it’s just a photograph. What was Natalie thinking?
Imma PC fucker!
She looks so happy to be at the event.
Let that be a lesson Kate, never trust an Aussie’s promises…he’s not going to call you tomorrow either.
Yeah, like she sucks dick.
She’s divorced…I bet all the sudden she does things she never did when married. Like suck dicks, go to the gym, shut her fucking mouth…
you know this bitch never shuts her fucking mouth. as long as there is a man within earshot, she’ll emasculate him.
Who’s the owner of the dead hand?
I think that is Chubbs Peterson’s hand.
Hahahahahaha!
+1 For the Happy Gilmore reference.
Why is she relevant again?
b/c plain, pudgy fame whores are in, in, in !
Not pictured: Tom Cruise.
+1
LOL
Sort of disrespectful to do your hair like you’ve got a tumor, or is this a costume party?
are you really that ignorant?
Actually, ‘Kris Kringle’ does have a certain rap like aspect to it.
It’s okay, Posh- you CAN smile!
Not pictured: Chris Hansen and crew…
+10. ;)
If we had a Superficial contest for best write in……..Winner!
She’s dropping those off at Christina Aguilera’s later.
oh god, lol. win!
Aww, he and NatPo must share clothes.
if Lacey Schwimmer had his baby, how fuckin crosseyed would it be?
So crosseyed that the eyes would be even. But in the wrong sockets. Yeah, that makes sense.
LMAO–a dyslexic!
That kid would be the first person to actually have eyes in the back of its head.
Without the actors, you’d think Walmart was unveiling a new line of deep fryers…
Good call!
epic
What’s funny is, they are!
http://www.walmart.com/ip/Butterball-8-Quart-Electric-Turkey-Fryer-Stainless-Steel/12441731
I’ve seen Cylon Final Fives that were more interesting than this.
With all that money, it seems clear that David just swapped Victoria out for a Fembot. Which one this is, no one knows.
The thing I hate about prepping a turkey is that when you’re rubbing brine on the skin, it feel like you’re massaging an old man’s scrotum. Oh wait.
lolz!
niiice
“Oh, Kate, the panatloon pink snake is nothing to feel grossed out by.”
From ashy to classy… back to ashy…
That is the most disturbing side-boob shot I’ve seen on this site.
How awkward is for your daughter when your girlfriend is younger than she is?
He looks less like a monitor lizard than usual.
Mole. Bloody mole. We aren’t supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there’s a bloody mole winking me in the face. I want to c-u-u-t it off, ch-o-o-p it off, and make guacamole.
OMG ew work.
Few Frenchmen have personified the douchy arrogance like him… Well done, “he of the thousand legs”…
I suspect she’s wearing shaping underwear. (I work for Scotland Yard.)
Katy Perry is gonna be pissed when she…er.. wait.. nevermind.
Looks like we’ve had a miscue on the translation of “Mont Blanc.”
Remember they had that Crayola crayon that was supposed to be a skin tone but it always pissed you off because it didn’t look like anybody’s skin?
“Peach”
McBeef just might be old enough to remember when it was called “Flesh.”
Wikipedia says that was 1962. Fuck, how old do you think I am Tommy Boy?
93?
I said “just might”! I’m 40, I figure you’re older.
Shit I remember the ‘flesh’ crayon.
Pissed me off like the old White, they were so waxy they barely showed any color at all on the page.
I don’t know who the fuck is who, but I know that kid in the plaid shirt elicits a blinding white hot rage from deep within.
I had the misfortune to see him in a movie whose title I’ve long since forgotten. You rage is entirely justified. His acting can best be described as ‘irritating’.
Oh…I’ll bet it was that long-distance relationship movie with Drew Barrymore? I wondered who it was who bought that ticket.
Judging from the various expressions in the room, Pepsi now causes facial paralysis…
Ready buddy? Time for me to conclude our ‘guess the package’ wager.
Now that’s redundant at a whole new level
This is NOT the same Heather Locklear I remember from Dynasty and TJ Hooker… new cheekbones, eyes, teeth and boobs at a minimum.
Yeah, then she met Tommy Lee’s cock.
Also, that was a quarter century ago
Hillary PUFF!! Hiyo! I’ll be here all week folks…
She could swap heads with Christina and I couldn’t tell the difference.
That hair makes her look like the bishop on a chessboard.
If the final five are just of random hot chicks, can we submit recommendations? I’ve got some creeper pics I took at the supermarket the other day.
I’d look at those
So long as the subjects are legal age, I’m game too.
Goddamnit, cc, you sure are a picky s.o.b.
Seriously McBeef share the wealth.
“All for Silas. All for Silas…” *rubs hands together*
I wanna throw in a vote for Mall Escalator Upskirts.
that colour doesn’t suit her… :( sad face
that suit doesn’t suit her
“Do I HAVE to call you Daddy?”
Like anything going on at the zoo is half as gross as having 6 babies…
He’s thinking of doing something nasty to Ann Coulter, I just know it.