“What do you mean them kids won’t take Kazaam action figures again this year?”
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where we find Peter Facinelli about to prematurely imprint all over Kellan Lutz‘s hand as well as Steven Tyler finding out why he’ll be on tour for the next 18 years, seven and a half months. Most importantly, we salute Pippa Middleton for addressing the rumor that she got dumped by squeezing into stretchy pants and showcasing an ass that only a Penn State Defensive Coordinator could love.
I’ll be waiting for your call, MI-6
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Man, he sure is ugly.
….says Cily from the Color Purple……
Paris Hilton is clearly shown providing alcohol and fireworks to a child with braces, and yet we persecute Jerry Sandusky for mere allegations. For shame!
prosecute
Hey Kim, I gots what you want for Chrismas right here.
+1
They’re injected full of chemicals to make them plumper.
Just out of the shot: yellow microphone
Kobe says I just pay off my Ho! Ho! Hoes!
Nope. Too easy.
“Premium” and “young” are no longer applicable to Ms. Madison.
But “turkey” is right on the mark.
To be fair, her face may be 50, but her boobs are only 6…that averages out to 28 years old.
I can’t dis a woman who looks that good under grocery store lights.
She needs a belt. Shame on her for passing up such a ripe accessorizing opportunity.
I like the way you think!
A pool full of vodka? I love this girl. And I do mean girl.
They call them “bangers” over there, right?
Bangers are sausages “over there.”
I wouldn’t mind mashing my banger up in there.
@Carolyn, funny, so are her legs.
My good material is wasted here.
A Butterball turkey photo call ?. Now I’ve seen everything.
As gay as Twilight.
He just noticed that he’s not on the Map of the Stars’ Homes.
Three…two…one…HERPES!!!
Looks like that cum dumpster Bree Olsen in the background.
I feel sorry if this is what the Brits think is a hot ass.
THIS.^
Oh good, Chris is playing the Crackbaby character from New Jack City again.
Someone needs to tell Bubbles they cancelled The Wire a long time ago.
“This tastes like working. Blech!”
She’s smiling under the botox.
Is this Natalie Portman’s baby daddy? Ugh, he is so fucking creepy
and he’s a scrotum!
From the look on his face, I’d guess Kobe is finding out exactly how his ass tastes.
“No, Kate. When I said to extract a semen sample from the horse, I meant with your hand.”
Good God, Steven Tyler looks better than I expected in a bikini.
I was actually wondering who was who in this picture. Thanks for clearing that up
Peter Dinklage is there too; he’s just underwater at the moment.
Hahahahaha!
I think I saw her at Target last week.
“Yes, I am very excited to meet you too !”
Quick- someone push her in with the lions! The promptly award them most generously.
Note to self: do not get pass-out drunk around Laura Belle “Ted” Bundy.
Lutz seen here performing the Sandusky move.
Peter, I’ve seem to have dropped the soap….be a good sport and pick it up for me.
uh oh, watch out…”justifiable” is about to post 4 prolonged treatises here in response to the ill-humor of your joke.
She looks like a girl who is gonna be dumped in 3….2….
Move: Tiger Claw Sack Cup
Funny, I thought she liked the old, decrepit turkeys.
This zoo tastes mediocre.
Can I take your coat?
Tough to have 60 year old mom be hotter than you are.
In the real world, Ava may not be a super attractive girl, but she’s still many times more sexually appealing than her mother. Looking good for ones age is not the same as looking good without a qualifier…and Heather isn’t even looking that great for her age.
yeah ava’s passed puberty and only gona get prettier. heather should start posing with older chicks, sorry
Actually, I think Ava is quite pretty. Mom, however, while looking OK for a 50 year old, should probably tuck in her tits and move on.
Actually, I think Ava is quite pretty. Mom, however, while looking OK for a 50 year old, should probably tuck in her tits and move on.
OK, Pedobear, relax.
i thought she was 54
50. 5-0.
So the Hoff is banging a Spice Girl?
Apparently the sound guy didn’t know you should never, ever tell Ms. Vergara that she “rolls her ‘R’s too much” when she speaks.
Theo… I brought you into this world, and I’ll take you out!
As part of the basketball theme, he was supposed to throw a toy into the bin. This is the exact moment he realized it was 15 feet away.
@Georgio, you knocked me off my chair. Hack-a-Shaq!
Poor Paris…she had to travel halfway around the world to be the prettiest girl in the room, and that dude’s “come hither” smile almost aced her out of it.
Two pounds of sausage in a one pound bag.
Notice the middle aged housewives that dominate the crowd.
Twitards are creepy.
So, where are the 998 other legs?
Gawd you crack me up.
Hah, lol!
Whatever happened to that new job at Coupon Cabin ?
I was wondering the same thing. What kind of job lets you take a vacation right away?
Well, you can blog from wherever. But let’s face it, blogging isn’t a real job.
Kidding, Fish! Kidding!
Try getting her to sit on that champagne bottle.
This is the ‘after’ photo – they lit sparklers in celebration!
Try NOT getting her to sit on that champagne bottle
All I see is a couple of douches, a washed up actor and Madonna.
Madonna ca. 1981, maybe.
Shame on the photographer for not getting a camel toe shot.
Oh come on Victoria…you crushed the world record for “Longest time without smiling” years ago, now you’re just showing off.
She’s just gonna take those turkeys home and stuff them with wrinkly loose skin, because that’s all she knows.
!!!!!
He’s transcended mere humanity and can now perform photoshop gaussian blur filters with his hand.
Tara Reid should take advantage of that.
It’s just that everything looks young next to him. The guy in the cap is his agent.
Gotta admit, his back looks 50 years younger than his front.