The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.15.11

November 15th, 2011 // 554 Comments

“What do you mean them kids won’t take Kazaam action figures again this year?”

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where we find Peter Facinelli about to prematurely imprint all over Kellan Lutz‘s hand as well as Steven Tyler finding out why he’ll be on tour for the next 18 years, seven and a half months. Most importantly, we salute Pippa Middleton for addressing the rumor that she got dumped by squeezing into stretchy pants and showcasing an ass that only a Penn State Defensive Coordinator could love.

I’ll be waiting for your call, MI-6

- Photo Boy

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  1. Chris Rock
    anon
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    Man, he sure is ugly.

  2. Paris Hilton
    Josephus
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    Paris Hilton is clearly shown providing alcohol and fireworks to a child with braces, and yet we persecute Jerry Sandusky for mere allegations. For shame!

  3. Shaquille O'neal Santa Hat
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    Hey Kim, I gots what you want for Chrismas right here.

  4. Holly Madison Holds Turkeys
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    They’re injected full of chemicals to make them plumper.

  5. Kate Gosselin
    Josephus
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    Just out of the shot: yellow microphone

  6. Shaquille O'neal Santa Hat
    it had to be said
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    Kobe says I just pay off my Ho! Ho! Hoes!

  7. Holly Madison Holds Turkeys
    Not Gonna Do It
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    Nope. Too easy.

  8. Holly Madison Holds Turkeys
    it had to be said
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    “Premium” and “young” are no longer applicable to Ms. Madison.

  9. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts Bikini Twitter
    it had to be said
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    A pool full of vodka? I love this girl. And I do mean girl.

  10. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Jeans
    it had to be said
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    They call them “bangers” over there, right?

  11. Holly Madison Holds Turkeys
    Bonky
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    A Butterball turkey photo call ?. Now I’ve seen everything.

  12. Peter Facinelli Kellan Lutz Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
    it had to be said
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    As gay as Twilight.

  13. Benjamin Millepied
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    He just noticed that he’s not on the Map of the Stars’ Homes.

  14. Paris Hilton
    pdan
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    Three…two…one…HERPES!!!

  15. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts Bikini Twitter
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    Looks like that cum dumpster Bree Olsen in the background.

  16. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Jeans
    Bonky
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    I feel sorry if this is what the Brits think is a hot ass.

  17. Chris Rock
    it had to be said
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    Oh good, Chris is playing the Crackbaby character from New Jack City again.

  18. Kate Gosselin
    pdan
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    “This tastes like working. Blech!”

  19. Victoria Beckham
    it had to be said
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    She’s smiling under the botox.

  20. Benjamin Millepied
    Problem?
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    Is this Natalie Portman’s baby daddy? Ugh, he is so fucking creepy

  21. Shaquille O'neal Santa Hat
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    From the look on his face, I’d guess Kobe is finding out exactly how his ass tastes.

  22. Kate Gosselin
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    “No, Kate. When I said to extract a semen sample from the horse, I meant with your hand.”

  23. Steven Tyler Erin Brady Bikini
    it had to be said
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    Good God, Steven Tyler looks better than I expected in a bikini.

  24. Leilani Dowding Bikini
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    Peter Dinklage is there too; he’s just underwater at the moment.

  25. Hilary Duff Baby Bump Tight Dress
    it had to be said
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    I think I saw her at Target last week.

  26. Victoria Beckham
    Bonky
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    “Yes, I am very excited to meet you too !”

  27. Kate Gosselin
    Problem?
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    Quick- someone push her in with the lions! The promptly award them most generously.

  28. Jason Biggs Humping Justin Long
    it had to be said
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    Note to self: do not get pass-out drunk around Laura Belle “Ted” Bundy.

  29. Peter Facinelli Kellan Lutz Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
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    Lutz seen here performing the Sandusky move.

  30. Stacy Keibler Side Boob
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    She looks like a girl who is gonna be dumped in 3….2….

  31. Peter Facinelli Kellan Lutz Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
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    Move: Tiger Claw Sack Cup

  32. Holly Madison Holds Turkeys
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    Funny, I thought she liked the old, decrepit turkeys.

  33. Kate Gosselin
    it had to be said
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    This zoo tastes mediocre.

  34. Stacy Keibler Side Boob
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    Can I take your coat?

  35. Heather Locklear Ava Locklear
    it had to be said
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    Tough to have 60 year old mom be hotter than you are.

  36. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts Bikini Twitter
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    So the Hoff is banging a Spice Girl?

  37. Sofia Vergara Cleavage
    Bonky
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    Apparently the sound guy didn’t know you should never, ever tell Ms. Vergara that she “rolls her ‘R’s too much” when she speaks.

  38. Chris Rock
    Cliff
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    Theo… I brought you into this world, and I’ll take you out!

  39. Shaquille O'neal Santa Hat
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    As part of the basketball theme, he was supposed to throw a toy into the bin. This is the exact moment he realized it was 15 feet away.

  40. Paris Hilton
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    Poor Paris…she had to travel halfway around the world to be the prettiest girl in the room, and that dude’s “come hither” smile almost aced her out of it.

  41. Hilary Duff Baby Bump Tight Dress
    Bonky
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    Two pounds of sausage in a one pound bag.

  42. Peter Facinelli Kellan Lutz Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1
    Richard McBeef
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    Notice the middle aged housewives that dominate the crowd.

  43. Benjamin Millepied
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    So, where are the 998 other legs?

  44. Kate Gosselin
    Bonky
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    Whatever happened to that new job at Coupon Cabin ?

  45. Paris Hilton
    Richard McBeef
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    Try getting her to sit on that champagne bottle.

  46. Jason Biggs Humping Justin Long
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    All I see is a couple of douches, a washed up actor and Madonna.

  47. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Jeans
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    Shame on the photographer for not getting a camel toe shot.

  48. Victoria Beckham
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    Oh come on Victoria…you crushed the world record for “Longest time without smiling” years ago, now you’re just showing off.

  49. Holly Madison Holds Turkeys
    Richard McBeef
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    She’s just gonna take those turkeys home and stuff them with wrinkly loose skin, because that’s all she knows.

  50. Steven Tyler Erin Brady Bikini
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    He’s transcended mere humanity and can now perform photoshop gaussian blur filters with his hand.

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