Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which I’m not sure is even capable of improving beyond Rihanna butt-sexing the cover of GQ, but we’ll give it a shot. Here goes, how about this pic of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley looking like she was up all night washing Ferraris? No, that’s not nearly enough. Ok, maybe Liev Schreiber as some sort of Super Jewcop, or Madonna‘s fans generously pitching in for her to buy a nice thick sweater for her next show? No? Damnit. Alright, what if I told you we’ve got Kellan Lutz right before he’s chlorofomred and gagged with a hair doll of his likeness? Didn’t think so.
Forget it, we’ll try back tomorrow when the Queen of Barbadian Ass Love isn’t hogging up the place,
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“…at LAX after winning a bet on who can stay awake the longest”
“Kraft caramels are yummy!”
BAT. SHIT.
Dave Foley looks like hell.
As long as I can give a fake name and she doesn’t know my address, then yes. Otherwise, I love my pets to much to see them boiled.
Whatever.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the glamor bogan.
1. Why is she always shiny? Powder that shit, would ya?
2. That dress could almost be considered elegant if it weren’t for her oh-so-classy leopard print bra peeking out.
3. Ugliest. Legs. Ever.
I’m just gonna assume that you look prettier than all the celeb, otherwise you’re one jealous retard.
fucking lol!!
@Uncle Phil
if she’d drop the 20 extra lbs she’s trying to pass off as “voluptuous,” her tits would be half their size.
nice razor burn.
I really don’t get the deal with her. She doesn’t even stir my loins AT ALL.
The only thing hot about her is she likes to be beaten.
I think she looks good.
Madonna being exorcised at Madison Square Garden in New York City. (November 12, 2012)
Nice face. Nice everything
Why can’t there be an anti sag option in Photoshop?
Really ? You’re not satisfied unless their faketied to your chin? Jeez, hope you look flawless and perfect or else you should feel stupid right now!
Are those dollars donations to buy clothes or metamucil?
INTRODUCING: Lee Press On lips and boobs.
“I’ve seen it 12 times. It’s better than ‘Cats’”
I can’t believe Spock has had to resort to this.
Does she even wear pants anymore?
I feel like this is what Rumer Willis was supposed to look like.
Looks like a half-crazed black Barbie Doll.
SO tortured!
Jack Nicholson is looking great.
American magazines are behind the times.
English magazines show nudity.
Looks Like Jamie Foxx’s Girl Dancing Partner.
I want to motorboat her.
She looked amazing back in the day. There was a time when I jerked to her ferociously.
Her cankles don’t bother me. I’d still ream any and all of her holes.
I’d love to play with those tits of hers.
She’s cute. Not model material. And the hair is freaking awful. Who is she, anyway? Why is she on this website? I mean if all you need are decent bikini pics then can I get my photo up here too? My tits aren’t as big but I have a better ass!
She looks like Ash’s girlfriend Linda from Evil Dead 2 (after he kiilled her)…..