The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.13.12

November 13th, 2012 // 462 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which I’m not sure is even capable of improving beyond Rihanna butt-sexing the cover of GQ, but we’ll give it a shot. Here goes, how about this pic of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley looking like she was up all night washing Ferraris? No, that’s not nearly enough. Ok, maybe Liev Schreiber as some sort of Super Jewcop, or Madonna‘s fans generously pitching in for her to buy a nice thick sweater for her next show? No? Damnit. Alright, what if I told you we’ve got Kellan Lutz right before he’s chlorofomred and gagged with a hair doll of his likeness? Didn’t think so.

Forget it, we’ll try back tomorrow when the Queen of Barbadian Ass Love isn’t hogging up the place,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley No Make Up Hat
    cc
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    “…at LAX after winning a bet on who can stay awake the longest”

  2. Vanessa Paradis Gap In Teeth Mouth Open Fading Gigolo Set
    cc
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    “Kraft caramels are yummy!”

  3. Tyra Banks Crazy Eyes 22nd Annual Glamour Women Of The Year Awards
    cc
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    BAT. SHIT.

  4. Michael Sheen Moustache Grey Beard The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2
    tlmck
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    Dave Foley looks like hell.

  5. Tyra Banks Crazy Eyes 22nd Annual Glamour Women Of The Year Awards
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    As long as I can give a fake name and she doesn’t know my address, then yes. Otherwise, I love my pets to much to see them boiled.

  6. Alexa Vega Cleavage The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2
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    Whatever.

  7. Helen Flanagan Bikini
    cc
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    Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the glamor bogan.

  8. Mel B Cleavage Legs Tight Minidress National Adoption Awareness Week
    hijkmno
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    1. Why is she always shiny? Powder that shit, would ya?

    2. That dress could almost be considered elegant if it weren’t for her oh-so-classy leopard print bra peeking out.

    3. Ugliest. Legs. Ever.

    • Mira

      I’m just gonna assume that you look prettier than all the celeb, otherwise you’re one jealous retard.

  9. Tyra Banks Crazy Eyes 22nd Annual Glamour Women Of The Year Awards
    mismy
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    fucking lol!!

  10. Helen Flanagan Bikini
    hijkmno
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    if she’d drop the 20 extra lbs she’s trying to pass off as “voluptuous,” her tits would be half their size.

    nice razor burn.

  11. Kookie!

    I really don’t get the deal with her. She doesn’t even stir my loins AT ALL.

  12. Kookie!

    The only thing hot about her is she likes to be beaten.

  13. Rihanna Naked GQ Cover
    NoLadyDi
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    I think she looks good.

  14. Madonna Cleavage Bra Underwear Fishnets
    Ruth
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    Madonna being exorcised at Madison Square Garden in New York City. (November 12, 2012)

  15. Nicole Trunfio Nipples No Bra Raw Spirit Fire Tree Fragrance Oil And Nomad Two Worlds Book Launch Event
    Ronaldo
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    Nice face. Nice everything

  16. Rihanna Naked GQ Cover
    Allison Wunderlan
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    Why can’t there be an anti sag option in Photoshop?

    • Mira

      Really ? You’re not satisfied unless their faketied to your chin? Jeez, hope you look flawless and perfect or else you should feel stupid right now!

  17. Madonna Cleavage Bra Underwear Fishnets
    Allison Wunderlan
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    Are those dollars donations to buy clothes or metamucil?

  18. Taylor Armstrong Cleavage GQ Men Of The Year Awards
    Allison Wunderlan
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    INTRODUCING: Lee Press On lips and boobs.

  19. Justin Long Rachel Dratch 12th Annual Production Of The 24 Hour Plays On Broadway
    Allison Wunderlan
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    “I’ve seen it 12 times. It’s better than ‘Cats’”

  20. Rihanna Naked GQ Cover
    Bumbumbum
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    I can’t believe Spock has had to resort to this.

  21. Rihanna Naked GQ Cover
    Timothy
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    Does she even wear pants anymore?

  22. Alexa Vega Cleavage The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2
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    I feel like this is what Rumer Willis was supposed to look like.

  23. Tyra Banks Crazy Eyes 22nd Annual Glamour Women Of The Year Awards
    lori
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    Looks like a half-crazed black Barbie Doll.

  24. Madonna Cleavage Bra Underwear Fishnets
    AUdrey Jo
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    SO tortured!

  25. Joe Pantoliano Vest Scarf Hat 12th Annual Production Of The 24 Hour Plays On Broadway
    Rosie the Riveting
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    Jack Nicholson is looking great.

  26. Rihanna Naked GQ Cover
    mr prisoner
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    American magazines are behind the times.

    English magazines show nudity.

  27. Pharrell Williams Perv Stache 22nd Annual Glamour Women Of The Year Awards
    Bigalkie
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    Looks Like Jamie Foxx’s Girl Dancing Partner.

  28. Alexa Vega Cleavage The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2
    Skeeter
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    I want to motorboat her.

  29. Tyra Banks Crazy Eyes 22nd Annual Glamour Women Of The Year Awards
    Skeeter
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    She looked amazing back in the day. There was a time when I jerked to her ferociously.

  30. Minka Kelly Butt Sweatpants
    Skeeter
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    Her cankles don’t bother me. I’d still ream any and all of her holes.

  31. Helen Flanagan Bikini
    Skeeter
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    I’d love to play with those tits of hers.

  32. Helen Flanagan Bikini
    Andie
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    She’s cute. Not model material. And the hair is freaking awful. Who is she, anyway? Why is she on this website? I mean if all you need are decent bikini pics then can I get my photo up here too? My tits aren’t as big but I have a better ass!

  33. Helen Flanagan Bikini
    Rumpled Foreskin
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    She looks like Ash’s girlfriend Linda from Evil Dead 2 (after he kiilled her)…..

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