The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.13.12

November 13th, 2012 // 462 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which I’m not sure is even capable of improving beyond Rihanna butt-sexing the cover of GQ, but we’ll give it a shot. Here goes, how about this pic of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley looking like she was up all night washing Ferraris? No, that’s not nearly enough. Ok, maybe Liev Schreiber as some sort of Super Jewcop, or Madonna‘s fans generously pitching in for her to buy a nice thick sweater for her next show? No? Damnit. Alright, what if I told you we’ve got Kellan Lutz right before he’s chlorofomred and gagged with a hair doll of his likeness? Didn’t think so.

Forget it, we’ll try back tomorrow when the Queen of Barbadian Ass Love isn’t hogging up the place,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Rihanna Naked GQ Cover
    Mili
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    Her boobs are the perfect size for my hands

  2. Rihanna Naked GQ Cover
    achilles wrath
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    Her hand looks like a claw.

  3. Madonna Cleavage Bra Underwear Fishnets
    Squiggy
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    “BACK BOY, to stage right, clean up at stage right.”

  4. Liev Schreiber Police Uniform Fading Gigolo Set
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    I knew it was only a matter of time before he went full Hasidic.

  5. Taylor Armstrong Cleavage GQ Men Of The Year Awards
    sandycakes
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    ugly. ugly. ugh.

  6. Rihanna Naked GQ Cover
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    Can someone check the expiration date on the right hip there? Something smells kind of funny.

  7. Pharrell Williams Perv Stache 22nd Annual Glamour Women Of The Year Awards
    1NDUN
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    Lee Van Cleef has a serious tan.

  8. Kellan Lutz Signing Autograph The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2
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    He’s afraid to make eye contact in case she challenges him to arm-wrestle.

  9. Madonna Cleavage Bra Underwear Fishnets
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    Is this the “Oh Please Let Me Still Be Relevant” tour?

  10. Michael Sheen Moustache Grey Beard The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2
    Contusion
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    It’s always weird to see PeeWee Herman when he’s not in character.

  11. Michael Sheen Moustache Grey Beard The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2
    1NDUN
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    Is that dandruff on his coat, or did the barber forget to use a cape?

  12. Matthew Fox El Hormiguero
    Early'sDrunkenArmy
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    Man, Hugh Jackman really let himself go…

  13. Minka Kelly Butt Sweatpants
    just say no to cankles
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    maybe she’s just noticing that she has the ugliest cankles in hollywood. She should ask her plastic doctor who did her face to take care of these ugly cankles. Please Minka kelly since your PR keeps pimping you out to the media, stop ruining our eyes.

  14. Tyra Banks Crazy Eyes 22nd Annual Glamour Women Of The Year Awards
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    One in the tree, one on the trail.

  15. Joe Pantoliano Vest Scarf Hat 12th Annual Production Of The 24 Hour Plays On Broadway
    BillEBuoy
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    Where to begin . . .?

  16. Rihanna Naked GQ Cover
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    It must have been tough convincing her to strip down for the cover shoot. I imagine it going like “Ok Rihanna thanks for coming, so we’re gong to start with is…ok, I see your naked, so lets run with that”.

  17. Joe Pantoliano Vest Scarf Hat 12th Annual Production Of The 24 Hour Plays On Broadway
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    He looks like he’s fresh from a raid on a high-school theater department’s wardrobe.

  18. Kellan Lutz Signing Autograph The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2
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    “psst…dude, get ready. I’ve got an epic ‘smell my finger’ on the way”

  19. Madonna Cleavage Bra Underwear Fishnets
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    I wish I were there, I’d throw $10 at a time at her. in rolls of quarters.

  20. Rihanna Naked GQ Cover
    CK
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    that tatoo is just plain ugly.

  21. Tyra Banks Crazy Eyes 22nd Annual Glamour Women Of The Year Awards
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    That Succubus Eye gives me the heebie-jeebies.

  22. Jermaine Jackson Choking A Guy
    Animal
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    Isn’t that fella a little old to warrant the Jackson touch?

  23. Liev Schreiber Police Uniform Fading Gigolo Set
    Animal
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    He;s filming a movie no one will want to see.

  24. Tyra Banks Crazy Eyes 22nd Annual Glamour Women Of The Year Awards
    BillEBuoy
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    Man boobs!

  25. Matthew Fox El Hormiguero
    Animal
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    Looks like the interesting finale to “Lost” that was promised but never delivered.

  26. AnnaLynne McCord Legs Minidress
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    Serious comment time. I really and truly have to respect and applaud this girl for NOT getting fake tits. She looks great as-is, is trim, fit and everything just “works” proportionately. Too many Hollywood girls get horrible boob jobs (Janice Dickinson anyone?) that look gross when they age. I like variety… and that nice ass and legs helps too ;-)

  27. Matthew Fox El Hormiguero
    Fishballs
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    Fun fact, El Hormiguero is Wife Beater in Spanish.

  28. Matthew Fox El Hormiguero
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    “That’s pretty good Andy Dick and Little Lincoln…now change it back to wine!”

  29. Taylor Armstrong Cleavage GQ Men Of The Year Awards
    Animal
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    Her arms don’t look that strong to me. That jaw, on the other hand …

  30. Vanessa Paradis Gap In Teeth Mouth Open Fading Gigolo Set
    Tom Cruise Meat Curtains
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    She must be greek. Cant afford new teeth

  31. Jermaine Jackson Choking A Guy
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    “Is Jermaine gonna hafta choke a French guy?”

  32. Vanessa Paradis Gap In Teeth Mouth Open Fading Gigolo Set
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    She could floss with a rope.

  33. Helen Flanagan Bikini
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    she should probably stick to “from the front” photos.

  34. AnnaLynne McCord Legs Minidress
    Mario Starr
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    I’d like to drop the bottom out of that!

  35. Joe Pantoliano Vest Scarf Hat 12th Annual Production Of The 24 Hour Plays On Broadway
    popwilleatitself
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    This photo is sexier than the previous Madonna photo.

  36. Madonna Cleavage Bra Underwear Fishnets
    Animal
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    She’s not even worth Monopoly money.

  37. Madonna Cleavage Bra Underwear Fishnets
    zomgbie
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    like a senior
    breaking both hips at the very same time.
    like a se-e-e-e-nior
    when your heart beats
    means ur pacemakers fine.

  38. Vanessa Paradis Gap In Teeth Mouth Open Fading Gigolo Set
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    Willem Dafoe starring in the “Tootsie” remake…

  39. Nicole Trunfio Nipples No Bra Raw Spirit Fire Tree Fragrance Oil And Nomad Two Worlds Book Launch Event
    popwilleatitself
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    That dress is amazing. Want.

  40. Michael Sheen Moustache Grey Beard The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2
    Animal
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    My dictionary has this photo beside the definition of “pasty.”

  41. Madonna Cleavage Bra Underwear Fishnets
    Crissy
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    Oh fuck it’s Graddona!!! noooooooooooooo!

  42. Tyra Banks Crazy Eyes 22nd Annual Glamour Women Of The Year Awards
    popwilleatitself
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    “I got your crazy.”

  43. Joe Pantoliano Vest Scarf Hat 12th Annual Production Of The 24 Hour Plays On Broadway
    Phoenix
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    This town needs an enema.

  44. Tyra Banks Crazy Eyes 22nd Annual Glamour Women Of The Year Awards
    Animal
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    I’d still take her up on that offer she made when she was chunkier to kiss her ass.

  45. Rihanna Naked GQ Cover
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    “Make sure the guys in the photoshop department are certain they can make look 100% non-human, or else I am leaving this shoot and keeping the jacket.”

  46. Justin Long Rachel Dratch 12th Annual Production Of The 24 Hour Plays On Broadway
    farrellthib
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    she makes Amy Poehler look like ’92 era Cindy Crawford

  47. Liev Schreiber Police Uniform Fading Gigolo Set
    Phoenix
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    Jude Law’s been working out.

  48. Nicole Trunfio Nipples No Bra Raw Spirit Fire Tree Fragrance Oil And Nomad Two Worlds Book Launch Event
    Phoenix
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    Surprised Fish let that nipple on his site. That’s pretty racy for these parts.

  49. Madonna Cleavage Bra Underwear Fishnets
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    I thought embalming was supposed to keep them from curling up like that.

  50. Michael Sheen Moustache Grey Beard The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2
    Phoenix
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    Super villain in training.

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