Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which I’m not sure is even capable of improving beyond Rihanna butt-sexing the cover of GQ, but we’ll give it a shot. Here goes, how about this pic of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley looking like she was up all night washing Ferraris? No, that’s not nearly enough. Ok, maybe Liev Schreiber as some sort of Super Jewcop, or Madonna‘s fans generously pitching in for her to buy a nice thick sweater for her next show? No? Damnit. Alright, what if I told you we’ve got Kellan Lutz right before he’s chlorofomred and gagged with a hair doll of his likeness? Didn’t think so.
Forget it, we’ll try back tomorrow when the Queen of Barbadian Ass Love isn’t hogging up the place,
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Her boobs are the perfect size for my hands
Her hand looks like a claw.
“BACK BOY, to stage right, clean up at stage right.”
I knew it was only a matter of time before he went full Hasidic.
ugly. ugly. ugh.
Can someone check the expiration date on the right hip there? Something smells kind of funny.
Lee Van Cleef has a serious tan.
so right!
He’s afraid to make eye contact in case she challenges him to arm-wrestle.
Is this the “Oh Please Let Me Still Be Relevant” tour?
It’s always weird to see PeeWee Herman when he’s not in character.
Is that dandruff on his coat, or did the barber forget to use a cape?
Man, Hugh Jackman really let himself go…
maybe she’s just noticing that she has the ugliest cankles in hollywood. She should ask her plastic doctor who did her face to take care of these ugly cankles. Please Minka kelly since your PR keeps pimping you out to the media, stop ruining our eyes.
One in the tree, one on the trail.
Where to begin . . .?
It must have been tough convincing her to strip down for the cover shoot. I imagine it going like “Ok Rihanna thanks for coming, so we’re gong to start with is…ok, I see your naked, so lets run with that”.
He looks like he’s fresh from a raid on a high-school theater department’s wardrobe.
“psst…dude, get ready. I’ve got an epic ‘smell my finger’ on the way”
I wish I were there, I’d throw $10 at a time at her. in rolls of quarters.
that tatoo is just plain ugly.
That Succubus Eye gives me the heebie-jeebies.
Isn’t that fella a little old to warrant the Jackson touch?
He;s filming a movie no one will want to see.
Man boobs!
Looks like the interesting finale to “Lost” that was promised but never delivered.
Serious comment time. I really and truly have to respect and applaud this girl for NOT getting fake tits. She looks great as-is, is trim, fit and everything just “works” proportionately. Too many Hollywood girls get horrible boob jobs (Janice Dickinson anyone?) that look gross when they age. I like variety… and that nice ass and legs helps too ;-)
Fun fact, El Hormiguero is Wife Beater in Spanish.
“That’s pretty good Andy Dick and Little Lincoln…now change it back to wine!”
Her arms don’t look that strong to me. That jaw, on the other hand …
She must be greek. Cant afford new teeth
“Is Jermaine gonna hafta choke a French guy?”
She could floss with a rope.
She could floss with a chevy
she should probably stick to “from the front” photos.
I’d like to drop the bottom out of that!
This photo is sexier than the previous Madonna photo.
She’s not even worth Monopoly money.
like a senior
breaking both hips at the very same time.
like a se-e-e-e-nior
when your heart beats
means ur pacemakers fine.
Like a tendon.
Willem Dafoe starring in the “Tootsie” remake…
That dress is amazing. Want.
Cool. You get the dress, I get what’s in the dress.
My dictionary has this photo beside the definition of “pasty.”
Oh fuck it’s Graddona!!! noooooooooooooo!
“I got your crazy.”
This town needs an enema.
I’d still take her up on that offer she made when she was chunkier to kiss her ass.
“Make sure the guys in the photoshop department are certain they can make look 100% non-human, or else I am leaving this shoot and keeping the jacket.”
she makes Amy Poehler look like ’92 era Cindy Crawford
Jude Law’s been working out.
Surprised Fish let that nipple on his site. That’s pretty racy for these parts.
I thought embalming was supposed to keep them from curling up like that.
Super villain in training.