Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which I’m not sure is even capable of improving beyond Rihanna butt-sexing the cover of GQ, but we’ll give it a shot. Here goes, how about this pic of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley looking like she was up all night washing Ferraris? No, that’s not nearly enough. Ok, maybe Liev Schreiber as some sort of Super Jewcop, or Madonna‘s fans generously pitching in for her to buy a nice thick sweater for her next show? No? Damnit. Alright, what if I told you we’ve got Kellan Lutz right before he’s chlorofomred and gagged with a hair doll of his likeness? Didn’t think so.
Forget it, we’ll try back tomorrow when the Queen of Barbadian Ass Love isn’t hogging up the place,
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When it comes to seniors still being ‘sexy’, I’ll take Jamie Lee curtis shilling for yogurt any day over this age-inappropriately dressed veiny pile of sinews waving her shaved, wizened, pleather-clad twat in people’s faces while lip-synching to autotuned lame-ass ‘pop tunes’.
Yeah, not a fan…
Jammie Lee rocks. And also Sigourney Weaver, Emma Thompson, Diane Lane, Julia Ormond, and the queen Helen Mirren.
and Diane Keaton
What are you trying to say? Can you be more clear? :P
“Hot” has to be redefined and women have to reinvent themselves if they want to keep it hot, instead of spending millions and so much energy by attaining to their old 20′s hotness. I mention names of celeb women who do that greatly instead of becoming a caricature of their old selves.
*And by the way, I had forgotten Monica Bellucci.
Next week on “Cheaters”…
Grace Jones is on the loose!!!
I with the dude on the left — “Who is this guy?”
Charlie Chan in white-face is saying it all with her (crossed) eyes… I think
Most badass looking Hasidic Jew I’ve ever seen.
only badass Hasidic jew?
You’re probably right.
Let’s not forget Krav Miyagi here.
I don’t understand what the name of the event is supposed to mean, but I do know that they have my demographic absolutely in the bag.
I would wreck that. HARD!
I think Sheen ass-raped me in that suit. I even FELT him coming.
She could easily eat a corn cob through that fence.
These days, he always takes the little blue pill.
Have you seen my new boyfriend? He’s the asshole from those Mac ads… *Wah-Wah*
Nice place. The waiter’s belt doesn’t even match his tie.
In retrospect it was a mistake giving her a sewing machine and a Make Your Own Clothes for Dummies book.
“You’re Enjoying Your Day,
Everything’s Going Your Way,
And Then Along Comes Debbie Downer!”
I love Debbie Downer…
Nice wig
Rachael may be weird looking in the face, but she’s got some huge tits and she’s funny as hell.
That might be the closest thing to a feminist viewpoint ever expressed on this site. Good job!
Someone photoshop her mouth back to the middle of her face.
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One of the rare cases in which an actual cast member comes to the premiere in a costume.
Very sexy woman.
“Fuck they ARE cankles!!!!”
Got a little Jeter on the shoe . . .
He still makes music?! Is this 1976?
Now imagine this picture with shakable googly eyes. Make it happen.
Yeah, this is the very person you want picking out the ‘Next Top Model’…
Very nice.
Helen Backagain? Oh, Flanagan . . .
Isn’t he Wesley Snipes on “30 Rock” He was very funny there.
He did such a good job that I keep forgetting that Wesley Snipes isn’t his real name.
Meanwhile, back at home, Naomi Watts decided to NOT have that second lo-cal brownie because she wants to look her best for her husband and her career…
Is she Emma Stone’s long lost sister?
“Frontin’” is one of my favourite songs.
She has rape face.
She’s hotter than Kristen Stewart.
WHY? Why get the shitty tattoos? And is that a tattoo near the pussy? Pussies don’t need decoration.
I like her.
I told you that new hip wouldn’t last.
This must be what JWoww thinks she looks like.
Look, you can either reach into the piranha tank for 60 seconds or go on the party bus with Matthew. It’s you’re call, but I strongly suggest you take your chances with the piranhas.
Ahhh-haaa. Niiice.
I wish her luck on her future plastic surgery adventures….looks like she needs it.
Lemme guess – Marilyn Monroe on your arm? That’s different.
She’s thought “Megan Fox has Marilyn on her left forearm so I’ll put mine on my right”.
Uh…
if we make it rain quarters, will she go away?
Wow, a Jewish cop. Talk about a movie cliche
Did she win?
I’d matzoh his balls anytime!! whew!!
A very cruel motherfucker just displayed a fake article on the monitor, with the headline “Dratch and Long invited back to SNL.”
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“Raw Spirit – Fire Tree fragrance oil and Nomad Two Worlds book launch”
I know those words, but in that context they make no sense.
Looks like she got some of her career on her shoe.
You’re not fooling me, buddy. I know Iggy Pop when I see him.
“For my next trick, I’m gonna fill this gaping maw with swimming junior Jacksuns.”