The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.13.12

November 13th, 2012 // 462 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which I’m not sure is even capable of improving beyond Rihanna butt-sexing the cover of GQ, but we’ll give it a shot. Here goes, how about this pic of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley looking like she was up all night washing Ferraris? No, that’s not nearly enough. Ok, maybe Liev Schreiber as some sort of Super Jewcop, or Madonna‘s fans generously pitching in for her to buy a nice thick sweater for her next show? No? Damnit. Alright, what if I told you we’ve got Kellan Lutz right before he’s chlorofomred and gagged with a hair doll of his likeness? Didn’t think so.

Forget it, we’ll try back tomorrow when the Queen of Barbadian Ass Love isn’t hogging up the place,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Madonna Cleavage Bra Underwear Fishnets
    Johnny P!
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    When it comes to seniors still being ‘sexy’, I’ll take Jamie Lee curtis shilling for yogurt any day over this age-inappropriately dressed veiny pile of sinews waving her shaved, wizened, pleather-clad twat in people’s faces while lip-synching to autotuned lame-ass ‘pop tunes’.

    Yeah, not a fan…

    • AUdrey Jo

      Jammie Lee rocks. And also Sigourney Weaver, Emma Thompson, Diane Lane, Julia Ormond, and the queen Helen Mirren.

    • Tron

      What are you trying to say? Can you be more clear? :P

      • AUdrey Jo

        “Hot” has to be redefined and women have to reinvent themselves if they want to keep it hot, instead of spending millions and so much energy by attaining to their old 20′s hotness. I mention names of celeb women who do that greatly instead of becoming a caricature of their old selves.
        *And by the way, I had forgotten Monica Bellucci.

  2. Justin Long Rachel Dratch 12th Annual Production Of The 24 Hour Plays On Broadway
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    Next week on “Cheaters”…

  3. Jermaine Jackson Choking A Guy
    it had to be said
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    Grace Jones is on the loose!!!

  4. Kellan Lutz Signing Autograph The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2
    Joe
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    I with the dude on the left — “Who is this guy?”

  5. Kellan Lutz Signing Autograph The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2
    diego
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    Charlie Chan in white-face is saying it all with her (crossed) eyes… I think

  6. Liev Schreiber Police Uniform Fading Gigolo Set
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    Most badass looking Hasidic Jew I’ve ever seen.

  7. Nicole Trunfio Nipples No Bra Raw Spirit Fire Tree Fragrance Oil And Nomad Two Worlds Book Launch Event
    it had to be said
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    I don’t understand what the name of the event is supposed to mean, but I do know that they have my demographic absolutely in the bag.

  8. AnnaLynne McCord Legs Minidress
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    I would wreck that. HARD!

  9. Michael Sheen Moustache Grey Beard The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2
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    I think Sheen ass-raped me in that suit. I even FELT him coming.

  10. Vanessa Paradis Gap In Teeth Mouth Open Fading Gigolo Set
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    She could easily eat a corn cob through that fence.

  11. Joe Pantoliano Vest Scarf Hat 12th Annual Production Of The 24 Hour Plays On Broadway
    Joe
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    These days, he always takes the little blue pill.

  12. Justin Long Rachel Dratch 12th Annual Production Of The 24 Hour Plays On Broadway
    Jeremy
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    Have you seen my new boyfriend? He’s the asshole from those Mac ads… *Wah-Wah*

  13. Pharrell Williams Perv Stache 22nd Annual Glamour Women Of The Year Awards
    it had to be said
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    Nice place. The waiter’s belt doesn’t even match his tie.

  14. Tyra Banks Crazy Eyes 22nd Annual Glamour Women Of The Year Awards
    it had to be said
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    In retrospect it was a mistake giving her a sewing machine and a Make Your Own Clothes for Dummies book.

  15. Justin Long Rachel Dratch 12th Annual Production Of The 24 Hour Plays On Broadway
    Johnny P!
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    “You’re Enjoying Your Day,
    Everything’s Going Your Way,
    And Then Along Comes Debbie Downer!”

  16. Tyra Banks Crazy Eyes 22nd Annual Glamour Women Of The Year Awards
    diego
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    Nice wig

  17. Justin Long Rachel Dratch 12th Annual Production Of The 24 Hour Plays On Broadway
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    Rachael may be weird looking in the face, but she’s got some huge tits and she’s funny as hell.

  18. Alexa Vega Cleavage The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2
    it had to be said
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    Someone photoshop her mouth back to the middle of her face.

  19. Michael Sheen Moustache Grey Beard The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2
    Chinny
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    One of the rare cases in which an actual cast member comes to the premiere in a costume.

  20. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley No Make Up Hat
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    Very sexy woman.

  21. Minka Kelly Butt Sweatpants
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    “Fuck they ARE cankles!!!!”

  22. Minka Kelly Butt Sweatpants
    it had to be said
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    Got a little Jeter on the shoe . . .

  23. Jermaine Jackson Choking A Guy
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    He still makes music?! Is this 1976?

  24. Tyra Banks Crazy Eyes 22nd Annual Glamour Women Of The Year Awards
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    Now imagine this picture with shakable googly eyes. Make it happen.

  25. Tyra Banks Crazy Eyes 22nd Annual Glamour Women Of The Year Awards
    Johnny P!
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    Yeah, this is the very person you want picking out the ‘Next Top Model’…

  26. Nicole Trunfio Nipples No Bra Raw Spirit Fire Tree Fragrance Oil And Nomad Two Worlds Book Launch Event
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    Very nice.

  27. Helen Flanagan Bikini
    it had to be said
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    Helen Backagain? Oh, Flanagan . . .

  28. Michael Sheen Moustache Grey Beard The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2
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    Isn’t he Wesley Snipes on “30 Rock” He was very funny there.

  29. Liev Schreiber Police Uniform Fading Gigolo Set
    Johnny P!
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    Meanwhile, back at home, Naomi Watts decided to NOT have that second lo-cal brownie because she wants to look her best for her husband and her career…

  30. Vanessa Paradis Gap In Teeth Mouth Open Fading Gigolo Set
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    Is she Emma Stone’s long lost sister?

  31. Pharrell Williams Perv Stache 22nd Annual Glamour Women Of The Year Awards
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    “Frontin’” is one of my favourite songs.

  32. Tyra Banks Crazy Eyes 22nd Annual Glamour Women Of The Year Awards
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    She has rape face.

  33. Alexa Vega Cleavage The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2
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    She’s hotter than Kristen Stewart.

  34. Helen Flanagan Bikini
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    WHY? Why get the shitty tattoos? And is that a tattoo near the pussy? Pussies don’t need decoration.

  35. Madonna Cleavage Bra Underwear Fishnets
    YEZ
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    I like her.

  36. Madonna Cleavage Bra Underwear Fishnets
    EricLr
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    I told you that new hip wouldn’t last.

  37. Alexa Vega Cleavage The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2
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    This must be what JWoww thinks she looks like.

  38. Matthew Fox El Hormiguero
    EricLr
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    Look, you can either reach into the piranha tank for 60 seconds or go on the party bus with Matthew. It’s you’re call, but I strongly suggest you take your chances with the piranhas.

  39. Taylor Armstrong Cleavage GQ Men Of The Year Awards
    Cock Dr
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    I wish her luck on her future plastic surgery adventures….looks like she needs it.

  40. Helen Flanagan Bikini
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    Lemme guess – Marilyn Monroe on your arm? That’s different.

  41. Madonna Cleavage Bra Underwear Fishnets
    chicka
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    if we make it rain quarters, will she go away?

  42. Liev Schreiber Police Uniform Fading Gigolo Set
    EricLr
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    Wow, a Jewish cop. Talk about a movie cliche

  43. Taylor Armstrong Cleavage GQ Men Of The Year Awards
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    Did she win?

  44. Liev Schreiber Police Uniform Fading Gigolo Set
    chicka
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    I’d matzoh his balls anytime!! whew!!

  45. Justin Long Rachel Dratch 12th Annual Production Of The 24 Hour Plays On Broadway
    EricLr
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    A very cruel motherfucker just displayed a fake article on the monitor, with the headline “Dratch and Long invited back to SNL.”

  46. Michael Sheen Moustache Grey Beard The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2
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    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/13/WTF+rage+face.+can+someone+make+this+a+rage+face_5dc866_3340694-340_208.jpg[/img]

  47. Nicole Trunfio Nipples No Bra Raw Spirit Fire Tree Fragrance Oil And Nomad Two Worlds Book Launch Event
    EricLr
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    “Raw Spirit – Fire Tree fragrance oil and Nomad Two Worlds book launch”

    I know those words, but in that context they make no sense.

  48. Minka Kelly Butt Sweatpants
    EricLr
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    Looks like she got some of her career on her shoe.

  49. Madonna Cleavage Bra Underwear Fishnets
    Tiger
    Commented on this photo:

    You’re not fooling me, buddy. I know Iggy Pop when I see him.

  50. Jermaine Jackson Choking A Guy
    Tiger
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    “For my next trick, I’m gonna fill this gaping maw with swimming junior Jacksuns.”

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