The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.13.12

November 13th, 2012 // 462 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which I’m not sure is even capable of improving beyond Rihanna butt-sexing the cover of GQ, but we’ll give it a shot. Here goes, how about this pic of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley looking like she was up all night washing Ferraris? No, that’s not nearly enough. Ok, maybe Liev Schreiber as some sort of Super Jewcop, or Madonna‘s fans generously pitching in for her to buy a nice thick sweater for her next show? No? Damnit. Alright, what if I told you we’ve got Kellan Lutz right before he’s chlorofomred and gagged with a hair doll of his likeness? Didn’t think so.

Forget it, we’ll try back tomorrow when the Queen of Barbadian Ass Love isn’t hogging up the place,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Tyra Banks Crazy Eyes 22nd Annual Glamour Women Of The Year Awards
    Deacon Jones
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    “Tyra, over here!”

    “DID YOU JUST CALL ME FAT, MOTHA FUCKER?”

  2. Jermaine Jackson Choking A Guy
    ThisWillHurt
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    That’s what happens when you openly support Mitt Romney in Hollywood.

  3. Michael Sheen Moustache Grey Beard The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2
    BP
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    Dude mix in some “Just for Men” will ya…….
    Ya look like a fuckin schnauzer…..

  4. Michael Sheen Moustache Grey Beard The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2
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    He is using this as his headshot when he tries out to be the next voice of Elmo.

  5. Jermaine Jackson Choking A Guy
    Smapdi
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    Just fyi, Jermain just changed his last name to “Jacksun” for lord knows what reason.

  6. Pharrell Williams Perv Stache 22nd Annual Glamour Women Of The Year Awards
    B&WMinstrel
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    Phull of himselph

  7. Vanessa Paradis Gap In Teeth Mouth Open Fading Gigolo Set
    Tron
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    Cute. I’m a sucker for auburn hair.

  8. Madonna Cleavage Bra Underwear Fishnets
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    She needs real-time photoshopping. Maybe Google can work that into their new glasses?

  9. Minka Kelly Butt Sweatpants
    BP
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    Dogshit?

  10. Kellan Lutz Signing Autograph The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2
    ThisWillHurt
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    “What? No, not you! I want an autograph from the gay one!”
    “I am the gay one.”
    “No, the skinny gay one!”

  11. Justin Long Rachel Dratch 12th Annual Production Of The 24 Hour Plays On Broadway
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    Not shown: Peter Dinklage.

  12. Rihanna Naked GQ Cover
    Jman
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    Is it just me or is tranny technology improving?

  13. Rihanna Naked GQ Cover
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    She’s not smiling because she hasn’t had a good hit since ohhh… about the 3rd month in ’09.

  14. Mel B Cleavage Legs Tight Minidress National Adoption Awareness Week
    Smapdi
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    Hey Mel, why don’t you try ‘adopting’ an actual career? Hahaha! (from an email sent by Posh Spice)

  15. Helen Flanagan Bikini
    BP
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    Wasn’t she big in the 80′s?
    Nah, that’s just her hair…

  16. Matthew Fox El Hormiguero
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    “I present to you, clean drinking water”
    *not bad*
    “Wait, wait, wait… for rulz?”

  17. Kellan Lutz Signing Autograph The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2
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    What is a man doing in that crowd? Oh, that’s right. Gays.

  18. Vanessa Paradis Gap In Teeth Mouth Open Fading Gigolo Set
    B&WMinstrel
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    Minutes later a kid got his head stuck in her front teeth

  19. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley No Make Up Hat
    ThisWillHurt
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    That’s not her. Where’s her underwear?

  20. Jermaine Jackson Choking A Guy
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    Nice OJ impression.

  21. Madonna Cleavage Bra Underwear Fishnets
    Jman
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    My dollar would be on fire with an M-80 inside it.

  22. Minka Kelly Butt Sweatpants
    Deacon Jones
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    this caption should read

    “Minka Kelly on her way to her plastic surgeon for her lower leg removal procedure”

  23. Taylor Armstrong Cleavage GQ Men Of The Year Awards
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    Plastic Surgeon, you’re doing it wrong.

  24. Jermaine Jackson Choking A Guy
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    And I’m sure “Kill Whitey” is bound to crack the Billboard Hot 100.

  25. Kellan Lutz Signing Autograph The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2
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    “Oh God please, just a liiittle bit lower, a liiiitle bit lower… juuust a liOMIGODRIGHTTHERE!”
    -The woman in red

  26. Madonna Cleavage Bra Underwear Fishnets
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    Looks like her back just gave out. Get her the blood of a virgin stat! Check the Twilight premier for an unlimited supply.

  27. Kellan Lutz Signing Autograph The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2
    it had to be said
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    Oldest teen-aged girls. Ever.

  28. Helen Flanagan Bikini
    Deacon Jones
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    Nice body, not digging the butterface though

  29. AnnaLynne McCord Legs Minidress
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    This chick has no tits, but makes up for it with nice legs, and I guess a “decent” ass (albeit flat). Why do I STILL want to fuck her silly?

  30. Madonna Cleavage Bra Underwear Fishnets
    it had to be said
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    The guy behind her is trying to decide whether to dial the last “1.” He dialed “91″ when she came out without a walker.

  31. Madonna Cleavage Bra Underwear Fishnets
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    Money _does_ grow on trees, it just falls off the gnarly ones

  32. Minka Kelly Butt Sweatpants
    Smapdi
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    Months later Minka would realize she nearly fell pray to the Hopscotch Killer, an insidious murderer known for drawing hopscotch grids on heavily traveled streets, in hopes dopey actresses would hop out in front of speeding traffic.

  33. Joe Pantoliano Vest Scarf Hat 12th Annual Production Of The 24 Hour Plays On Broadway
    it had to be said
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    Meh. Needs more layers. And more fabrics.

  34. Justin Long Rachel Dratch 12th Annual Production Of The 24 Hour Plays On Broadway
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    “…. and this screen is what you would look like if you had been born attractive like me”

  35. Joe Pantoliano Vest Scarf Hat 12th Annual Production Of The 24 Hour Plays On Broadway
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    Joey Pants… and Vest… and Fedora… and Neck Tie… and Man Purse…

  36. Madonna Cleavage Bra Underwear Fishnets
    ThisWillHurt
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    All that money should help out in undoing whatever spinal injury she just gave herself.

  37. Joe Pantoliano Vest Scarf Hat 12th Annual Production Of The 24 Hour Plays On Broadway
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    “She was a hoo-ah (whore)”

  38. Petra Nemcova Cleavage 22nd Annual Glamour Women Of The Year Awards
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    Taken right before she fainted

  39. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley No Make Up Hat
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    Not lying… I would TSA grope her SOOOO good. I need a new line of work.

  40. Helen Flanagan Bikini
    Smapdi
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    I’d like to go down under on her, but my plan would probably boomerang on me. Also, vegemite.

  41. Taylor Armstrong Cleavage GQ Men Of The Year Awards
    Max
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    Wow, she looks like a humongous bag of dumb.

  42. Petra Nemcova Cleavage 22nd Annual Glamour Women Of The Year Awards
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    You know that look a woman gives you when she’s just dying to have sex with you? Yeah, me neither.

  43. Rihanna Naked GQ Cover
    jim eh
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    Bitch, you look like an alien.

  44. Taylor Armstrong Cleavage GQ Men Of The Year Awards
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    That chick from Glee in 5 years

  45. Liev Schreiber Police Uniform Fading Gigolo Set
    it had to be said
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    “I play Hank Greenberg as 1990s New York City cop. It’s a great role.”

  46. Madonna Cleavage Bra Underwear Fishnets
    Cock Dr
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    Depressing.

  47. Justin Long Rachel Dratch 12th Annual Production Of The 24 Hour Plays On Broadway
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    Penis shots on the Big Screen.

  48. Minka Kelly Butt Sweatpants
    ThisWillHurt
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    Stepped in her husband’s next movie script.

  49. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley No Make Up Hat
    it had to be said
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    Johnny Depp is going to be pissed when he finds out she swiped his hat.

  50. Taylor Armstrong Cleavage GQ Men Of The Year Awards
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    This just makes me sad.

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