Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which I’m not sure is even capable of improving beyond Rihanna butt-sexing the cover of GQ, but we’ll give it a shot. Here goes, how about this pic of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley looking like she was up all night washing Ferraris? No, that’s not nearly enough. Ok, maybe Liev Schreiber as some sort of Super Jewcop, or Madonna‘s fans generously pitching in for her to buy a nice thick sweater for her next show? No? Damnit. Alright, what if I told you we’ve got Kellan Lutz right before he’s chlorofomred and gagged with a hair doll of his likeness? Didn’t think so.
Forget it, we’ll try back tomorrow when the Queen of Barbadian Ass Love isn’t hogging up the place,
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“Tyra, over here!”
“DID YOU JUST CALL ME FAT, MOTHA FUCKER?”
That’s what happens when you openly support Mitt Romney in Hollywood.
Dude mix in some “Just for Men” will ya…….
Ya look like a fuckin schnauzer…..
He is using this as his headshot when he tries out to be the next voice of Elmo.
Just fyi, Jermain just changed his last name to “Jacksun” for lord knows what reason.
Hilarious that smapdi got 5 dislikes for saying that. Because its exactly what Jermaine went out and did.
He registered an “official pseudonym”. He did not change his name.
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Phull of himselph
Pha real
pha it
Cute. I’m a sucker for auburn hair.
She needs real-time photoshopping. Maybe Google can work that into their new glasses?
Dogshit?
Cankle Meat
“What? No, not you! I want an autograph from the gay one!”
“I am the gay one.”
“No, the skinny gay one!”
Not shown: Peter Dinklage.
Is it just me or is tranny technology improving?
She’s not smiling because she hasn’t had a good hit since ohhh… about the 3rd month in ’09.
Hey Mel, why don’t you try ‘adopting’ an actual career? Hahaha! (from an email sent by Posh Spice)
You imply that Posh spice laughed. Blasphemy!
her face would split like the Joker if she so much as smiled.
Wasn’t she big in the 80′s?
Nah, that’s just her hair…
“I present to you, clean drinking water”
*not bad*
“Wait, wait, wait… for rulz?”
What is a man doing in that crowd? Oh, that’s right. Gays.
Minutes later a kid got his head stuck in her front teeth
That’s not her. Where’s her underwear?
Nice OJ impression.
My dollar would be on fire with an M-80 inside it.
this caption should read
“Minka Kelly on her way to her plastic surgeon for her lower leg removal procedure”
Plastic Surgeon, you’re doing it wrong.
And I’m sure “Kill Whitey” is bound to crack the Billboard Hot 100.
“Oh God please, just a liiittle bit lower, a liiiitle bit lower… juuust a liOMIGODRIGHTTHERE!”
-The woman in red
Looks like her back just gave out. Get her the blood of a virgin stat! Check the Twilight premier for an unlimited supply.
Oldest teen-aged girls. Ever.
You haven’t seen my co-workers.
Nice body, not digging the butterface though
This chick has no tits, but makes up for it with nice legs, and I guess a “decent” ass (albeit flat). Why do I STILL want to fuck her silly?
Because you’re a guy (I assume)… with a pulse… and a working penis… and at least 4 1/2 minutes of free time.
She needs to gain some serious weight to look a thousand times hotter.
The guy behind her is trying to decide whether to dial the last “1.” He dialed “91″ when she came out without a walker.
Money _does_ grow on trees, it just falls off the gnarly ones
Months later Minka would realize she nearly fell pray to the Hopscotch Killer, an insidious murderer known for drawing hopscotch grids on heavily traveled streets, in hopes dopey actresses would hop out in front of speeding traffic.
Meh. Needs more layers. And more fabrics.
“…. and this screen is what you would look like if you had been born attractive like me”
Joey Pants… and Vest… and Fedora… and Neck Tie… and Man Purse…
All that money should help out in undoing whatever spinal injury she just gave herself.
“She was a hoo-ah (whore)”
” she was just a little hoo-ah”. lol. I liked him best when Tony killed with a frying pan. classic. not for the hoo-ah but for the horse.
Taken right before she fainted
Not lying… I would TSA grope her SOOOO good. I need a new line of work.
I’d like to go down under on her, but my plan would probably boomerang on me. Also, vegemite.
And, and wombats. Whose uh, beds are burning. Didjeridoo!
She’s English.
Wow, she looks like a humongous bag of dumb.
You know that look a woman gives you when she’s just dying to have sex with you? Yeah, me neither.
You owe Steve Martin a Coke :)
Bitch, you look like an alien.
That chick from Glee in 5 years
“I play Hank Greenberg as 1990s New York City cop. It’s a great role.”
Depressing.
Penis shots on the Big Screen.
Stepped in her husband’s next movie script.
Johnny Depp is going to be pissed when he finds out she swiped his hat.
This just makes me sad.