Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where we meet to count the days until Kaley Cuoco‘s fiance enlists. And it’s zero. He’s signing his name on an Army recruiter’s forehead right now saying, “I might have to shoot kids? I’m cool with that. Wait, let me ask you something. Afghani chicks don’t shit with the door open, do they?” Then there’s Quentin Tarantino something, something foot fetish, Nick Carter someting, something pills and yet another Prince Charles pic that has me convinced he’s now staging these solely for my benefit until my heart bursts with joy.
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