The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.12.13

November 12th, 2013 // 316 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where we meet to count the days until Kaley Cuoco‘s fiance enlists. And it’s zero. He’s signing his name on an Army recruiter’s forehead right now saying, “I might have to shoot kids? I’m cool with that. Wait, let me ask you something. Afghani chicks don’t shit with the door open, do they?” Then there’s Quentin Tarantino something, something foot fetish, Nick Carter someting, something pills and yet another Prince Charles pic that has me convinced he’s now staging these solely for my benefit until my heart bursts with joy.

I’m calling it right now, tomorrow he’s pointing out Jon Hamm‘s penis to Richard Grieco while they ride unicorns across a rolling hill made entirely of Hilary Duff‘s butt,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jillian Michaels Bikini Daughter Lukensia
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    proud graduate of the January Jones School of Mothering

  2. Jennifer Love Hewitt Pregnant Belly Maternity Shirt
    fred
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    “Ha ha, I’m pregnant so none of you can call me fat!” thought Jennifer, not realizing that her cankles were exposing the ugly truth.

  3. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Donnie Wahlberg Extra
    K-tron
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    “…so this is what it’s like to hold a woman who doesn’t have measles, mumps, and rubella. It’s nice.”

  4. Nick Carter Crazy Face El Hormiguero Backstreet Boys Appearance
    Johnny P!
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    ‘Hey, Nick! What do gay horses eat?”
    “Haaaayyyyyyy!”

  5. Kelly Rowland Michael Bolton Randy Jackson Grammy Museum Gala Architects Of Sound Motown At The Grammy Museum
    donkeylicks
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    Whats that you say? Michael Bay and Michael Bolton both suffer from multiple personality disorder and have yet to be seen together or simultaneously at two different locations. Hhmmm…

  6. Lady Gaga Crazy Outfit Black Eye Contacts
    K-tron
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    Somewhere, Tim Burton is masturbating.

  7. Prince Charles Vava Suresh Kissing Hand
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    pretty sure i would’ve switched professions after the 2nd snakebite.

  8. Lady Gaga Crazy Outfit Black Eye Contacts
    donkeylicks
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    Dammit, Halloween has been over for almost two weeks already!

  9. Hilary Clinton Yellow Teeth Glamour Magazine 23rd Annual Women Of The Year Gala
    Johnny P!
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    I think it’s awesome that Glamour is doing an issue based on the fashions of the 1850s.

  10. Vince Vaughn Hayride Business Trip Set
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    He looked left, he looked right, and then he kicked the kid in the nuts

  11. Eli Roth The Green Inferno Photocall 8th Rome Film Festival
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    Eli was never careful when using the Krazy Glue. Now he’s got to have his hands surgically removed from his face.

  12. Brian Littrell El Hormiguero Backstreet Boys Appearance
    donkeylicks
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    Back Streets Back (but without hair) Alright!

  13. Quentin Tarantino Nebraska Screening AFI Fest
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    Meet me at Pay-Less in five minutes. No socks!

  14. Adrienne Bailon Orange Spray Tan VH1 You Oughta Know In Concert
    K-tron
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    When the female is fertile and ready to mate, she signals by increasing blood flow to her skin and inflating her chest pouch. Receptive alpha males will respond by letting out a booming call and performing a similar display. Inferior males will respond by calling the female a “slut”.

  15. Adrienne Bailon Orange Spray Tan VH1 You Oughta Know In Concert
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    Nice to see her taking a break from her Mathis Brothers gig as a leather sofa display.

  16. Jennifer Love Hewitt Pregnant Belly Maternity Shirt
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    So she’s managed to convince that guy to marry her, immediately got pregnant, ballooned out to triple her size, and got them both kicked to the unemployment line. What a catch she is!

  17. Kendall Jenner Butt Tight Pants Lamborghini Instagram
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    Somewhere, Michael Bay is getting a chubby.

  18. Lena Dunham See Through Dress Glamour Magazine 23rd Annual Women Of The Year Gala
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    Dress by the wrappers of all the Tootsie Rolls she ate this Halloween.

  19. Taraji P Henson Cleavage Idris Elba Mandela Long Walk To Freedom Premiere
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    I was thinking there’s been a lot of Nia Long on this site lately, but then realized I didn’t recognize Stringer Bell

  20. Prince Charles Vava Suresh Kissing Hand
    K-tron
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    “Say old chap, might you consider entering my employ? Camilla does so hate snakes. They make her stamp and nicker most frightfully.”

  21. Lady Gaga Crazy Outfit Black Eye Contacts
    Urbanspaceman
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    She looks like Miley Cyrus only attractive.

  22. Stacy Keach Will Forte Nebraska Screening AFI Fest
    CrashHell
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    IT’S HARD HAT! CODE NAME: HARD HAT! DO YOU COPY?

  23. Kendall Jenner Butt Tight Pants Lamborghini Instagram
    Bonky
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    This is the front cover of the December edition of
    “Famous For Nothing” magazine.

  24. Hilary Clinton Yellow Teeth Glamour Magazine 23rd Annual Women Of The Year Gala
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    ” Bring me another child I must live for another century! “

  25. Kendall Jenner Butt Tight Pants Lamborghini Instagram
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    Even those topiary deer hate the Kardashians.

  26. Vince Vaughn Hayride Business Trip Set
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    “Hey, Vince! Over here! I’m a 40-year-old doing an internship on this film set! Maybe you could do a movie about that kind of thing, a middle-aged guy doing an internship? Gets into wacky hijinks with the kids he works with? It’d be a smash!”

  27. Nick Carter Crazy Face El Hormiguero Backstreet Boys Appearance
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    ¿El Homo Guerro?

  28. Jennifer Lawrence Pixie Haircut The Hunger Games Catching Fire Premiere London
    Bonky
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    I just hope she doesn’t turn into another Helen Hunt. Hot for a
    couple of years and then suddenly you can’t even look her in
    her droopy eyes without getting sick.

  29. Hilary Clinton Yellow Teeth Glamour Magazine 23rd Annual Women Of The Year Gala
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Did Bill just get a rusty trombone?

  30. Bar Refaeli Butt Bikini Instagram
    asdf
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    Life’s tough when all you have to do is run around on beaches in bathing suits.

    • It drives me fucking nuts seeing so many beach shots of celebrities who never GET IN THE FUCKING WATER. Feet don’t count, you non-swimming fuckers. GAH!

  31. Miley Cyrus Butt Leather Pants BBC Radio 1 Studios
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Her Big Pun leather pants must be at the dry cleaners.

  32. Elizabeth Olsen Samuel L Jackson Oldboy Screening
    Alice Pooper
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    Whoopi lost a few pounds?

  33. Prince Charles Vava Suresh Kissing Hand
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    266 times just in the hand? Imagine how many on times his cock got bit.

  34. Jennifer Lawrence Pixie Haircut The Hunger Games Catching Fire Premiere London
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I think she looks great, but I’m just counting down the days until we find out she’s banging Ellen Degeneres.

  35. Kendall Jenner Butt Tight Pants Lamborghini Instagram
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    Vivid Productions parked this car outside her 18th birthday party…the license plate says “DOIT”

  36. Lady Gaga Crazy Outfit Black Eye Contacts
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    jesus goddamn.

  37. Jillian Michaels Bikini Daughter Lukensia
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    What kind of name is Lukensia? Sounds like a disease you get if Jenny McCarthy is your mother.

  38. Prince Charles Vava Suresh Kissing Hand
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Your Majesty, the stories I’ve heard are true! They smell like McMuffins.

  39. Hilary Clinton Yellow Teeth Glamour Magazine 23rd Annual Women Of The Year Gala
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    Hillary Clinton and “Glamour” go together like Hillary Clinton and “Glamour”.

    Sorry, there’s just no better analogy.

  40. Quentin Tarantino Nebraska Screening AFI Fest
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    Place Holder for Hilarious Foot Fetish Joke

  41. Adrienne Bailon Orange Spray Tan VH1 You Oughta Know In Concert
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    Some days I feel like Old Rip Van Winkle. Like I went to sleep and when I woke the the entire world was different, and I just don’t understand anything any more.

    At what point did we decide FUCKING ORANGE was a normal color for a human being??

  42. Elizabeth Olsen Samuel L Jackson Oldboy Screening
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    Looks like she let her ugly sisters dress her in their ugly clothing again. Shame.

  43. Prince Charles Vava Suresh Kissing Hand
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    delirious with venom, Vava caressed and made out with the royal hand for a solid half hour.

  44. Prince Charles Vava Suresh Kissing Hand
    Minky Wail
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    “It is called ‘soap’? It smells wonderful.”

  45. Jennifer Love Hewitt Pregnant Belly Maternity Shirt
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    I’ve never seen a woman look so happy to not be worried about looking fat. Well, not since the last pregnant woman I saw.

  46. Adrienne Bailon Orange Spray Tan VH1 You Oughta Know In Concert
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    Did no one tell this person that Halloween was over, and the pumpkins should be thrown away?

  47. Brian Littrell El Hormiguero Backstreet Boys Appearance
    fred
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    “. . . Vagina?”

    “tee hee heee. No!”

  48. Lady Gaga Crazy Outfit Black Eye Contacts
    crb
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    Somewhere Jocelyn Wildenstein’s plastic surgery platoon is thinking, “PERFECT!”

  49. Adrienne Bailon Orange Spray Tan VH1 You Oughta Know In Concert
    Bonky
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    Damn, Snookie cleans up real nice.

  50. Lena Dunham See Through Dress Glamour Magazine 23rd Annual Women Of The Year Gala
    Bonky
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    Why ?

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