The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.12.13

November 12th, 2013 // 316 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where we meet to count the days until Kaley Cuoco‘s fiance enlists. And it’s zero. He’s signing his name on an Army recruiter’s forehead right now saying, “I might have to shoot kids? I’m cool with that. Wait, let me ask you something. Afghani chicks don’t shit with the door open, do they?” Then there’s Quentin Tarantino something, something foot fetish, Nick Carter someting, something pills and yet another Prince Charles pic that has me convinced he’s now staging these solely for my benefit until my heart bursts with joy.

I’m calling it right now, tomorrow he’s pointing out Jon Hamm‘s penis to Richard Grieco while they ride unicorns across a rolling hill made entirely of Hilary Duff‘s butt,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jennifer Love Hewitt Pregnant Belly Maternity Shirt
    broduhjenner
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    Kristie alley has never looked better tho

  2. Kaley Cuoco Ryan Sweeting Holding Hands
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    Won’t somebody please save poor Ryan from Kaley? For just $1 a day, we can help Ryan buy some sleeping pills to drug Kaley while he flees to Mexico.

  3. Vince Vaughn Hayride Business Trip Set
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    “Kid, when the director looks away slip me the snickers…”

  4. Kendall Jenner Butt Tight Pants Lamborghini Instagram
    JPC
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    Remember, the rich are job creators. Lower this girl’s taxes!

  5. Lena Dunham See Through Dress Glamour Magazine 23rd Annual Women Of The Year Gala
    gary coleman's ghost
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    There’s three words you don’t often see together: “Lena Dunham” and “glamour.”

  6. Lady Gaga Crazy Outfit Black Eye Contacts
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    Miss Havisham?

  7. Hilary Clinton Yellow Teeth Glamour Magazine 23rd Annual Women Of The Year Gala
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    “Woman of the Year”? Maybe. “Glamour”? Not a chance.

  8. Jennifer Love Hewitt Pregnant Belly Maternity Shirt
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    She’s on cloud nine. Which is ironic because she’s unemployed.

  9. Nick Carter Crazy Face El Hormiguero Backstreet Boys Appearance
    Deacon Jones
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    “This is the face Travolta makes me make when blowing him.”

  10. Jillian Michaels Bikini Daughter Lukensia
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    To All Women:
    You don’t look nearly as good in a fedora as you think you do.
    Sincerely,
    All Men

  11. Lady Gaga Crazy Outfit Black Eye Contacts
    Schadenfreude
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    After years of cutting edge fashion Lady Gaga had but one untried fashion style left – Donald Trump’s combover.

  12. Jillian Michaels Bikini Daughter Lukensia
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    She’s a lezzie!

    She’s probably into some hardcore BDSM shit if she treats her women like she treats her workouts

  13. Lady Gaga Crazy Outfit Black Eye Contacts
    Schadenfreude
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    After years of cutting edge couture Lady Gaga had but one untried fashion style left – Donald Trump’s combover.

  14. Hilary Clinton Yellow Teeth Glamour Magazine 23rd Annual Women Of The Year Gala
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    Facelift = $35,000
    Quilt Dress = $495
    Dental Whitening = Fuck it

    For everything else, there’s an ambitious intern.

  15. Kendall Jenner Butt Tight Pants Lamborghini Instagram
    Inner Retard
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    Thought it was Jessica Alba for a second.

  16. Quentin Tarantino Nebraska Screening AFI Fest
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    “Stop, stop, tell me if you heard this before! A pair of feet wake up in a jacuzzi with a dead hooker next to them!”

  17. Lena Dunham See Through Dress Glamour Magazine 23rd Annual Women Of The Year Gala
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    Okay, you’re getting the idea. Black and shapeless is a good start, but next time, go for less transparency. And don’t forget the face.

  18. Prince Charles Vava Suresh Kissing Hand
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    “I say…….mmmm…..I say….indeed..”

  19. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Donnie Wahlberg Extra
    Inner Retard
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    Don, you’re hugging her the wrong way. Lower… Lower… JACKPOT!

  20. Lady Gaga Crazy Outfit Black Eye Contacts
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    Doc Brown cross-dressing again

  21. Miley Cyrus Butt Leather Pants BBC Radio 1 Studios
    alex
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    Is anyone else getting sick of her moon face?

  22. Lena Dunham See Through Dress Glamour Magazine 23rd Annual Women Of The Year Gala
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    -Gets invited to “Women of the Year” gala by other women praising her for “being herself”

    -Gets destroyed by dozens of tabloids written by/for women ripping her apart on every level imaginable

  23. Kelly Rowland Michael Bolton Randy Jackson Grammy Museum Gala Architects Of Sound Motown At The Grammy Museum
    Inner Retard
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    She looks good.

  24. Lady Gaga Crazy Outfit Black Eye Contacts
    Inner Retard
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    She looks bad.

  25. Vince Vaughn Hayride Business Trip Set
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    In the words of Peter Parker – (oomph!) “Aiii-EEEEEEEEEE”

  26. Kendall Jenner Butt Tight Pants Lamborghini Instagram
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    She’s got low mileage, but not as much trunk space as the older models. The car however, handles like a dream.

  27. Prince Charles Vava Suresh Kissing Hand
    Eejut
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    The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel 2

  28. Miley Cyrus Butt Leather Pants BBC Radio 1 Studios
    Inner Retard
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    Something’s different. Oh, yeah. She’s in London.

  29. Terrence Howard Scarf Yellow Sneakers
    Inner Retard
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    I blame him not getting the Iron Man 2 role for this breakdown.

  30. Kendall Jenner Butt Tight Pants Lamborghini Instagram
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Mmmmmm, bacon!

  31. Kaley Cuoco Ryan Sweeting Holding Hands
    Inner Retard
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    Something tells me her biological clock is ticking. Better warn Leonard Hofstadter he’s about to become a father.

  32. Lady Gaga Crazy Outfit Black Eye Contacts
    Shea Vertwat
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    Still hotter than any of the Kardashians

  33. Lena Dunham See Through Dress Glamour Magazine 23rd Annual Women Of The Year Gala
    phantom duck
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    Lena Dunham at the ‘Glamour’ Magazine Gala. Remember these words, as you will never seem them in the same sentence again.

  34. Prince Charles Vava Suresh Kissing Hand
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    More than 30 years after his rescue from the evil high priest Mola Ram, a grown and visibly shaken Vava, who suffers from post traumatic stress disorder, mistakes every white tourist as a returning Dr. Jones.

  35. Jillian Michaels Bikini Daughter Lukensia
    Dr. Badtouch, child proctologist
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    “MOMMA, IT BURRRRRRNS!”

  36. Hilary Clinton Yellow Teeth Glamour Magazine 23rd Annual Women Of The Year Gala
    Shea Vertwat
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    Hopefully she’ll brush her teeth before the Iowa caucuses.

  37. Kelly Rowland Michael Bolton Randy Jackson Grammy Museum Gala Architects Of Sound Motown At The Grammy Museum
    Dr. Badtouch, child proctologist
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    “Hey Randy, you wanna see me blow this bitch up after she washes my car?”

  38. Hilary Clinton Yellow Teeth Glamour Magazine 23rd Annual Women Of The Year Gala
    Dr. Badtouch, child proctologist
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    And just then, the acid kicked in…

  39. Prince Charles Vava Suresh Kissing Hand
    Hugh G. Rection
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    I guess that’s how they apologize for bad tech support?

  40. Taraji P Henson Cleavage Idris Elba Mandela Long Walk To Freedom Premiere
    yourmom
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    Tom Cruise in the background, saying it all with his eyes….

  41. Lady Gaga Crazy Outfit Black Eye Contacts
    bob
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    Wish she’d finish that drink and then go for a car ride… and by car ride, I mean, I hope she drives off of a cliff.

  42. Kelly Rowland Michael Bolton Randy Jackson Grammy Museum Gala Architects Of Sound Motown At The Grammy Museum
    George P Burdell
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    “I adopted her when adopting black kids was all the rage and now I can’t get rid of her”

  43. Kelly Rowland Michael Bolton Randy Jackson Grammy Museum Gala Architects Of Sound Motown At The Grammy Museum
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Best movie line ever is from Office Space, where a character named Michael Bolton, frustrated that people mention the singer to him, rejects a suggestion that he call himself Mike. “Why should I change my name, he’s the one who sucks”.

  44. Lady Gaga Crazy Outfit Black Eye Contacts
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    Jareth, the Goblin King and Tilda Swinton’s love child, proposes a toast.

  45. Rita Ora Cleavage Shirtless Under Blazer
    George P Burdell
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    “I adopted her when adopting black kids was all the rage and now I can’t get rid of her”

  46. Adrienne Bailon Orange Spray Tan VH1 You Oughta Know In Concert
    yourmom
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    You ought to know…. tanning beds are bad.

  47. Prince Charles Vava Suresh Kissing Hand
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    What not to do when you meet someone with bandaged, snake bitten fingers – grab their hand.

  48. Lena Dunham See Through Dress Glamour Magazine 23rd Annual Women Of The Year Gala
    George P Burdell
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    Hayden Panettiere: “Quick the great white whale is entangled in the fishing nets. She might drown.”
    All men: “How can we help. We brought some chains and weights to help her get back under water.”

  49. Lena Dunham See Through Dress Glamour Magazine 23rd Annual Women Of The Year Gala
    fred
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    Thought inside Lena’s head: If I stand pigeon-toed with my left foot turned in farther, I will look like one of those sexy swimsuit models.

    Thought inside everyone else’s head: Oh God, why is she here, and why the hell is she standing like a horse?

  50. Taraji P Henson Cleavage Idris Elba Mandela Long Walk To Freedom Premiere
    donkeylicks
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    Robin’s crack Robin’s rack

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