The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.12.13

November 12th, 2013 // 316 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where we meet to count the days until Kaley Cuoco‘s fiance enlists. And it’s zero. He’s signing his name on an Army recruiter’s forehead right now saying, “I might have to shoot kids? I’m cool with that. Wait, let me ask you something. Afghani chicks don’t shit with the door open, do they?” Then there’s Quentin Tarantino something, something foot fetish, Nick Carter someting, something pills and yet another Prince Charles pic that has me convinced he’s now staging these solely for my benefit until my heart bursts with joy.

I’m calling it right now, tomorrow he’s pointing out Jon Hamm‘s penis to Richard Grieco while they ride unicorns across a rolling hill made entirely of Hilary Duff‘s butt,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Donnie Wahlberg Extra
    Snooki's Taint
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    How long until he insists upon being called Don Wahlberg?

  2. Kendall Jenner Butt Tight Pants Lamborghini Instagram
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    See guys? If you’re driving a car at least this expensive, you can go fuck yourselves.

  3. Jennifer Love Hewitt Pregnant Belly Maternity Shirt
    cuddles
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    Haha! Her hands are too fat to wear any of her pre selected engagement rings!

  4. Elizabeth Olsen Samuel L Jackson Oldboy Screening
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    The hot Olsen sister. Very nice.

  5. Kendall Jenner Butt Tight Pants Lamborghini Instagram
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    She is hot as hell, the only one of that clan that is worth keeping.

  6. Lady Gaga Crazy Outfit Black Eye Contacts
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    Edwina Scissorsnatch

  7. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Donnie Wahlberg Extra
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    I assume you pay the photographers triple for ass shots of her, and thank you.

  8. Taraji P Henson Cleavage Idris Elba Mandela Long Walk To Freedom Premiere
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    Taraji’s bringing out the big guns.Idris is a fucking badass in everything.

  9. Taraji P Henson Cleavage Idris Elba Mandela Long Walk To Freedom Premiere
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    From the looks of the two people behind her, appears she is a person of interest.

  10. Jillian Michaels Bikini Daughter Lukensia
    Beer Baron
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    Her daughter’s name is Leukemia?!?

  11. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Donnie Wahlberg Extra
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    She’s been making Greece look good since 1978.

  12. Lena Dunham See Through Dress Glamour Magazine 23rd Annual Women Of The Year Gala
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    Lena Dunham : Glamour :: Mid-Summer Porta-Potty Stench : Perfume

  13. Lady Gaga Crazy Outfit Black Eye Contacts
    I'mCool
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    A stunning look, but Mrs. Scissorhands is hiding her most unique feature.

  14. Nick Carter Crazy Face El Hormiguero Backstreet Boys Appearance
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    May have kicked his drug habit but seems he can’t kick his asshat habit.

  15. Kendall Jenner Butt Tight Pants Lamborghini Instagram
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    See little girls?
    You too can work hard, get good grades, listen to your parents and…
    NEVER EVER reach the level of success of a scrawny sibling to woman who’s only feat is letting a guy pee on her and publishing it.

  16. Jillian Michaels Bikini Daughter Lukensia
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    “I adopted her when adopting black kids was all the rage and now I can’t get rid of her”

    • Hey Fella, Are You George Zimmerman?

      Jillian made two mistakes: She turned her back too soon, and forgot her taser. I hope those are lessons learned, Jillian.

  17. Prince Charles Vava Suresh Kissing Hand
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    Guess he wants to see what Camilla smells like.

  18. Elizabeth Olsen Samuel L Jackson Oldboy Screening
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    Do you think we can get him to grow the mustache and yell “The amount of sheets on this chick is TOO DAMN HIGH!”

  19. Miley Cyrus Butt Leather Pants BBC Radio 1 Studios
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    I guess she read our comments and finally covered up that thing.

  20. Jillian Michaels Bikini Daughter Lukensia
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    “Come on! Where are all the fucking sharks?”

  21. Quentin Tarantino Nebraska Screening AFI Fest
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    “Oh wait, she has some nice feet, let her in”

  22. Kendall Jenner Butt Tight Pants Lamborghini Instagram
    lovethemyoung
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    hot

  23. Kelly Rowland Michael Bolton Randy Jackson Grammy Museum Gala Architects Of Sound Motown At The Grammy Museum
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    “Yo Randy. You want in on this?”

  24. Lady Gaga Crazy Outfit Black Eye Contacts
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    God, this schtick must get tiring for her. Imagine spending this much time prepping everyday just to step out on the street.

  25. Adrienne Bailon Orange Spray Tan VH1 You Oughta Know In Concert
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    Orange you glad to see me?

  26. Kelly Rowland Michael Bolton Randy Jackson Grammy Museum Gala Architects Of Sound Motown At The Grammy Museum
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    Hey Randy, what were you, Simon, Paula always talking about?

    I told those fudge packers I liked Michael Bolton’s music.

    Oops.

  27. Brian Littrell El Hormiguero Backstreet Boys Appearance
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    Judging by what is happening to his hair, maybe he should tie his fancy lady scarf around his head instead.

  28. Stacy Keach Will Forte Nebraska Screening AFI Fest
    SomeDude
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    Awwww,,,, Someone should really help that poor hippo get out of that net!

  29. Adrienne Bailon Orange Spray Tan VH1 You Oughta Know In Concert
    beaver eater
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    does my finger smell like shit?

  30. Prince Charles Vava Suresh Kissing Hand
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    5 mins later, Vava died.

  31. Lady Gaga Crazy Outfit Black Eye Contacts
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    Those albino twins from the Matrix sequels look really different when they remove the shades and let their hair down.

  32. Kendall Jenner Butt Tight Pants Lamborghini Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    “Mom promised me this car if I just let her set up the cameras in my bedroom and bath.”

  33. Brian Littrell El Hormiguero Backstreet Boys Appearance
    beaver eater
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    Does my finger smell like shit?

  34. Jillian Michaels Bikini Daughter Lukensia
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    I guess when you don’t birth them you feel less inclined to give them decent names…

  35. Kaley Cuoco Ryan Sweeting Holding Hands
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    Of course he has a douchebag arm tattoo that he totally won’t regret in 5 years.

  36. Vince Vaughn Hayride Business Trip Set
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    His hair line got caught up in the recession, too.

  37. Miley Cyrus Butt Leather Pants BBC Radio 1 Studios
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    Leather pants never looked so good. Great figure.

  38. Rita Ora Cleavage Shirtless Under Blazer
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    This has gone far enough. Now we have Eastern European Miley Cyrus impersonators???

  39. Jennifer Lawrence Pixie Haircut The Hunger Games Catching Fire Premiere London
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    That short hair is not working for her.

  40. Lady Gaga Crazy Outfit Black Eye Contacts
    Cock Dr
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    She obviously has access to way too much cocaine.

  41. Prince Charles Vava Suresh Kissing Hand
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    Yes, you have survived 266 snake bites…. But have you ventured into Sausage Finger land? Don’t think so….

  42. Adrienne Bailon Orange Spray Tan VH1 You Oughta Know In Concert
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    Sexy lady. I don’t know why she decided to make herself orange when she already has light brown skin, but whatever.

  43. Brian Littrell El Hormiguero Backstreet Boys Appearance
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    What the hell is this show even about?

  44. Eli Roth The Green Inferno Photocall 8th Rome Film Festival
    broduhjenner
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    “mmmh, how many licks does it take til you get to the center of a ahhhhhhh?”

  45. Nick Carter Crazy Face El Hormiguero Backstreet Boys Appearance
    gary coleman's ghost
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    He’s no longer on drugs. Nope. Not at all.

  46. Kendall Jenner Butt Tight Pants Lamborghini Instagram
    Margaret
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    Rental.On both counts.

  47. Lena Dunham See Through Dress Glamour Magazine 23rd Annual Women Of The Year Gala
    Cock Dr
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    Never before has weed & rodent block landscaping fabric been put to such use.

  48. Rita Ora Cleavage Shirtless Under Blazer
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    Very nice.

  49. Kendall Jenner Butt Tight Pants Lamborghini Instagram
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    A meritocracy, this ain’t.

  50. Lena Dunham See Through Dress Glamour Magazine 23rd Annual Women Of The Year Gala
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    Is that a mosquito net?

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