The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.1.11

Apparently Dane Cook jokes make great Hasselhoff memes. Who knew?

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring a rare Elin Nordegren sighting (Alright, who left their gold doubloons out in the open?), Katherine Heigl still dressing like your grandmother and Harrison Ford proving just how whipped Calista Flockhart’s anorexic vagina has him even though I could’ve sworn she had it caved in. You know how much weight a functioning birth canal adds? Half a pound, fatties.

Bringing you healthy tips for healthy living,

- The Superficial

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