Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which lacks an Easter Egg like we left for you yesterday, but let’s be fair, there are only so many stand-ups willing to perform completely sackless. Wait, someone get Dane Cook on the line. Anyway, today we do have January Jones just before getting randomly selected for additional screening, as well as Tom Daley invoking the mythical power of Hamm Hog, and finally, just when it was looking like Mitt Romney‘s celebrity endorsements couldn’t get any classier, he pulls out the hillbilly ace-in-the-hole.
Fuchsia kicks are straight gangster,
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What’s the male equivalent to vajazzling?
Best ass implants ever. Still hate that bitch.
Her ass used to be real, right ?
Winslow without the Phantom Mask.
“Ink isn’t worth anything to me, Winslow.”
Her feet look gangrenous.
I could never un-see those legs.
Those really were some fucked up pins!
One of the best actors working today. Amazing in every movie he does and he’s fucking Diane Lane. He’s got it all.
He’s also beating Diane Lane. He’s the Chris Brown of white people, that bastard. Look at his smug face. Who would beat Diane Lane? Did you see her body in Unfaithful?
She looked great, but it’s not nice to beat up on ugly women, either. It is, however, much easier and more understandable.
I was already staring at them. No need to point.
Is that how she dresses normally? It’s fucking horrible.
Why is chubby Molly Ringwald bothering Gaga?
He oozes journalistic integrity.
Now that she’s pregnant, it’s the prefect time for me to wreck that.
How did her heels not get caught in that grate?
Look closer. Not a grate. Just debossed.
She’s got that Ray J look in her eyes.
Pierce Brosnan I can take or leave, but I frickin’ love me some Jessie. Yeah, yeah, intertia…
As a foot connoisseur I’ve always bee quite disgusted with her feet -case in point. No wonder John “the” Ham can’t stand her.
She is beautiful. Loved her in AHS, but I don’t think I’ll be watching Nashville.
Would defile/ violate her with great enthusiasm. Principally , spooge in her mouth and fuck her until she was declared a federal disaster zone
Dude, Kennedy men=gorgeous, Kennedy women= manly. The features are too strong, it’s just the way it is. Women should only mate with Kennedy’s if they know they have a strong inkling they will have a boy.
January in the ass ! I bet I could warm it up !
demonstrating how Lindsay gets into concerts using a prop
This girl can be cute sometimes and homely others. Who knows what the truth is
Guess we were wrong all along – the sun really DOES shine out of her ass.
he’s raised the difficulty of mustache rides to a new level.
So much sexier than the model promoting prostate cancer awareness!
The Jazz Fart is the classiest way to leave some heat in a room.
is she required to wear at least one article of leather clothing every day?
Oh hey! The back matches the front!
I’m guessing wearing your pants 12 inches too high is a way to make it seem like she’s not 6’5”. Didn’t work.
“Don’t let this hipster doofus appearance fool you. I’m an Android guy.”
The only thing on her that smiles.
What Amy Heckerling movie is this shot from?
She actually has a pretty sweet body for someone her age. Always found her attractive.
Al Roker trying to get his piece.
He has creepily effeminate legs.
Normally I would make a comment, but she actually looks kind of sad here. :/
STOP DEPRESSING ME, FISH!
She’s too stupid to realise what a douche he is, and he’s too much of a douche to realise what a douche he is.
Luckily they both know she’s a whore, so it works.
Hating my treacherous genitalia so much right now…
I’m starting to really, really dig this guy’s blatant inability to give a single flying fuck.
Protocol just ain’t what it used to be anymore.
robot ass
Now we finally know what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction.
She looks like my dog. She’s a shar pei.
Your move, Dafoe.
She’s auditioning for a new part.
Your move, Kilmer.
What not to hair.
Sorry.
Whiskey Mist? More like Whiskey Hit.