The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.9.12

October 9th, 2012 // 603 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which lacks an Easter Egg like we left for you yesterday, but let’s be fair, there are only so many stand-ups willing to perform completely sackless. Wait, someone get Dane Cook on the line. Anyway, today we do have January Jones just before getting randomly selected for additional screening, as well as Tom Daley invoking the mythical power of Hamm Hog, and finally, just when it was looking like Mitt Romney‘s celebrity endorsements couldn’t get any classier, he pulls out the hillbilly ace-in-the-hole.

Fuchsia kicks are straight gangster,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Tom Daley Speedo Diving Board
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    What’s the male equivalent to vajazzling?

  2. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
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    Best ass implants ever. Still hate that bitch.

  3. Lady Gaga
    Put It In
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    Winslow without the Phantom Mask.

    “Ink isn’t worth anything to me, Winslow.”

  4. January Jones Butt Tight Jeans LAX
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    Her feet look gangrenous.

  5. Maria Shriver Cleavage
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    I could never un-see those legs.

  6. Josh Brolin Oldboy Set
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    One of the best actors working today. Amazing in every movie he does and he’s fucking Diane Lane. He’s got it all.

    • He’s also beating Diane Lane. He’s the Chris Brown of white people, that bastard. Look at his smug face. Who would beat Diane Lane? Did you see her body in Unfaithful?

  7. Kristina Rihanoff Breast Cancer Awareness Sports Bra Shorts
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    I was already staring at them. No need to point.

  8. Demi Lovato Ripped Tights Pumping Gas
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    Is that how she dresses normally? It’s fucking horrible.

  9. Lady Gaga
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    Why is chubby Molly Ringwald bothering Gaga?

  10. Geraldo Rivera Bike Helmet
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    He oozes journalistic integrity.

  11. Malin Akerman Nipples Tank Top
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    Now that she’s pregnant, it’s the prefect time for me to wreck that.

  12. Cheryl Cole Cleavage
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    How did her heels not get caught in that grate?

  13. Kim Kardashian Leather Miniskirt Kanye West Pink Sneakers
    tlmck
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    She’s got that Ray J look in her eyes.

  14. Aaron Paul Pierce Brosnan Radiohead Concert Twitter
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    Pierce Brosnan I can take or leave, but I frickin’ love me some Jessie. Yeah, yeah, intertia…

  15. January Jones Butt Tight Jeans LAX
    BenDoverman
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    As a foot connoisseur I’ve always bee quite disgusted with her feet -case in point. No wonder John “the” Ham can’t stand her.

  16. Connie Britton Drunk
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    She is beautiful. Loved her in AHS, but I don’t think I’ll be watching Nashville.

  17. Carla Gugino Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
    Mike Hunt
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    Would defile/ violate her with great enthusiasm. Principally , spooge in her mouth and fuck her until she was declared a federal disaster zone

  18. Maria Shriver Cleavage
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    Dude, Kennedy men=gorgeous, Kennedy women= manly. The features are too strong, it’s just the way it is. Women should only mate with Kennedy’s if they know they have a strong inkling they will have a boy.

  19. January Jones Butt Tight Jeans LAX
    Mike Hunt
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    January in the ass ! I bet I could warm it up !

  20. Shaggy
    Mike Hunt
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    demonstrating how Lindsay gets into concerts using a prop

  21. Demi Lovato Ripped Tights Pumping Gas
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    This girl can be cute sometimes and homely others. Who knows what the truth is

  22. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
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    Guess we were wrong all along – the sun really DOES shine out of her ass.

  23. Geraldo Rivera Bike Helmet
    hijkmno
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    he’s raised the difficulty of mustache rides to a new level.

  24. Kristina Rihanoff Breast Cancer Awareness Sports Bra Shorts
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    So much sexier than the model promoting prostate cancer awareness!

  25. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
    Hugh Jazz
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    The Jazz Fart is the classiest way to leave some heat in a room.

  26. Kim Kardashian Leather Miniskirt Kanye West Pink Sneakers
    mrsmass
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    is she required to wear at least one article of leather clothing every day?

  27. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Shorts Radio 1 Teen Awards
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    Oh hey! The back matches the front!

  28. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Shorts Radio 1 Teen Awards
    NE1
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    I’m guessing wearing your pants 12 inches too high is a way to make it seem like she’s not 6’5”. Didn’t work.

  29. Michael Shannon Knit Hat Cut Off Shorts
    journalschism
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    “Don’t let this hipster doofus appearance fool you. I’m an Android guy.”

  30. January Jones Butt Tight Jeans LAX
    journalschism
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    The only thing on her that smiles.

  31. Demi Lovato Ripped Tights Pumping Gas
    journalschism
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    What Amy Heckerling movie is this shot from?

  32. Stacy London Book Signing
    journalschism
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    She actually has a pretty sweet body for someone her age. Always found her attractive.

  33. Cheryl Cole Cleavage
    journalschism
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    Al Roker trying to get his piece.

  34. Michael Shannon Knit Hat Cut Off Shorts
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    He has creepily effeminate legs.

  35. Maria Shriver Cleavage
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    Normally I would make a comment, but she actually looks kind of sad here. :/

    STOP DEPRESSING ME, FISH!

  36. Kim Kardashian Leather Miniskirt Kanye West Pink Sneakers
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    She’s too stupid to realise what a douche he is, and he’s too much of a douche to realise what a douche he is.

    Luckily they both know she’s a whore, so it works.

  37. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
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    Hating my treacherous genitalia so much right now…

  38. Michael Shannon Knit Hat Cut Off Shorts
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    I’m starting to really, really dig this guy’s blatant inability to give a single flying fuck.

  39. Prince William Kate Middleton Atheletes In Sauna The Football Association's National Football Centre
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    Protocol just ain’t what it used to be anymore.

  40. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Shorts Radio 1 Teen Awards
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    robot ass

  41. Tom Daley Speedo Diving Board
    KC
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    Now we finally know what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction.

  42. Maria Shriver Cleavage
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    She looks like my dog. She’s a shar pei.

  43. Michael Shannon Knit Hat Cut Off Shorts
    HollywoodOutsider
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    Your move, Dafoe.

  44. Maria Shriver Cleavage
    HollywoodOutsider
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    She’s auditioning for a new part.

  45. Josh Brolin Oldboy Set
    HollywoodOutsider
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    Your move, Kilmer.

  46. Stacy London Book Signing
    HollywoodOutsider
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    What not to hair.

    Sorry.

  47. Cheryl Cole Cleavage
    HollywoodOutsider
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    Whiskey Mist? More like Whiskey Hit.

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