The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.9.12

October 9th, 2012 // 603 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which lacks an Easter Egg like we left for you yesterday, but let’s be fair, there are only so many stand-ups willing to perform completely sackless. Wait, someone get Dane Cook on the line. Anyway, today we do have January Jones just before getting randomly selected for additional screening, as well as Tom Daley invoking the mythical power of Hamm Hog, and finally, just when it was looking like Mitt Romney‘s celebrity endorsements couldn’t get any classier, he pulls out the hillbilly ace-in-the-hole.

Fuchsia kicks are straight gangster,

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  1. Kid Rock Mitt Romney Ryan Rally
    Starlite
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    He looks a little chubby, it must be all those waffles.

  2. Kid Rock Mitt Romney Ryan Rally
    Martina
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    Wow, another white rock “star” from Michigan (don’t forget the brain dead Ted Nugent) supports the Republican ticket. I’m shocked!

  3. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
    Martina
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    oink?

  4. Kim Kardashian Leather Miniskirt Kanye West Pink Sneakers
    Martina
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    Kanye looks unhappy, I think he needs to be “dating” Kylie or Kensall.

  5. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Shorts Radio 1 Teen Awards
    Nicole p
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    I think she’s holding taylor lautners pecs hostage inside her shorts.

  6. David Spade Panama Hat Sunglasses
    fiapage
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    That’s what she said.

  7. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
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    Not quite the one I was looking for, but it’s close:
    http://soundcli.ps/sound/funny-bounce

  8. Cheryl Cole Cleavage
    Billebuoy
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    What kind of issue is she having here? She doesn’t look plastered. Just a bunch of people want to assist?

  9. Lady Gaga
    angerinside
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    “Yo kid, if those ain’t choik-lats Imma have you thrown the fuck outa hee-re”

  10. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Shorts Radio 1 Teen Awards
    Tyler Perry
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    Reverse camel toe

  11. Tom Daley Speedo Diving Board
    uncle denial
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    “Go into the light Carol-Anne!”

  12. Michael Shannon Knit Hat Cut Off Shorts
    DirtyFighter
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    The answer to the question “What kind of douche does a meet and greet at an Apple store?”.

  13. David Spade Panama Hat Sunglasses
    DirtyFighter
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    David Spade stars in: The Revenge of the Invisible Penis!

  14. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
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    When pigs fly, that’s when.

  15. Prince William Kate Middleton Atheletes In Sauna The Football Association's National Football Centre
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    They might as well take off their clothes and join in…..we’ve seen all the royals naked anyway.

  16. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
    hedgehog
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    Look at me! Look at me! … I’m dainty.

  17. Aaron Paul Pierce Brosnan Radiohead Concert Twitter
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    Herb Silverman, far right, displays his entries into this year’s pumpkin carving contest.

  18. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage Extra
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    “Of course I carry my cellphone in my cleavage. Along with my purse, a PlayStation 2, a snack for later, and two changes of clothes in case of rain…or sex.”

  19. Kid Rock Mitt Romney Ryan Rally
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    “With all the drugs and drinking over the years, plus the STD’s I’ve acquired, my current brain power, using the I.Q. Wechsler Adult Intelligence Scale, is stalled at one.”

  20. Kid Rock Mitt Romney Ryan Rally
    Swearin
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    I think he’s showing the number of black people that are going to vote for Mitt Romney

  21. Kid Rock Mitt Romney Ryan Rally
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    “Hey, you guys, look what I found in my nose…”

  22. Tom Daley Speedo Diving Board
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    Tom Daley takes a moment to insert new batteries into his pointer.

  23. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
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    “Houston, this is Mission Control…we have negative launch, repeat, we have negative launch…”

  24. Michael Shannon Knit Hat Cut Off Shorts
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    “What would Dinklage on stilts look like, Alex…”

  25. January Jones Butt Tight Jeans LAX
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    Hmmmm…no shoes. I think I’ll hang here for a few minutes to see what else they make her take off.

  26. David Spade Panama Hat Sunglasses
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    David, we’re all grown-ups now. You can stop acting like an asshole.

  27. Kim Kardashian Leather Miniskirt Kanye West Pink Sneakers
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    And another thing, who walks around with a guy swearing shoes made out of chewed bubblegum.

  28. Connie Britton Drunk
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    Will probably never happen, but I would love to see her sans vêtements.

  29. Shaggy
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    Reminds me of Miley Cyrus taking a bite off that phallic cake a while back. She was a bit more interesting, tho…

  30. Maria Shriver Cleavage
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    I kinda feel bad. She looks lonely.

  31. Demi Lovato Ripped Tights Pumping Gas
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    Those lovely patterned stockings do wonders for her legs.

  32. Lady Gaga
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    I’ve never seen Gaga wearing regular clothing before. Which one is she?

  33. Geraldo Rivera Bike Helmet
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    So what the fuck?…we have Kim K., Kanye, Gaga, and now THIS arrogant, fucking asshole? I guess I should be grateful for small favors. No Hasselhoff.

  34. Cheryl Cole Cleavage
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    She looks awfully damned good from my quadrant of the galaxy.

  35. Cheryl Cole Cleavage
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    Damn, pretty legs, too.

  36. Kim Kardashian Leather Miniskirt Kanye West Pink Sneakers
    KC
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    Ugh, I just noticed that her purse matches his shoes. Will someone just make them go away already?

  37. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Shorts Radio 1 Teen Awards
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    A zipper on short-shorts? Looks like that outfit was Taylor made for Swift entry. *Beeeeeeeyooooooooooooooowwww!* [Puts sunglasses on, opening credits roll].

  38. Prince William Kate Middleton Atheletes In Sauna The Football Association's National Football Centre
    Swearin
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    The Royal Family used inception to get inside Tom Cruise’s dreams?

  39. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
    Oz Matters
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    Open the pod bay doors, please, HAL. Open the pod bay doors, please, HAL. Hello, HAL. Do you read me? Hello, HAL. Do you read me? Do you read me, HAL?

  40. Josh Brolin Oldboy Set
    Oz Matters
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    Brolinitis: a rare medical condition that occurs when you wear pants that are so tight your testicles end up in your cheeks.

  41. Kim Kardashian Leather Miniskirt Kanye West Pink Sneakers
    spartacus
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    Sorry I’m late… MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  42. mel

    huh. squinty up there has a nice bum. i know that i’d take a long whiff of her wrinkled corn wagon.

  43. Cheryl Cole Cleavage
    spartacus
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    Remember, she’s a trashy girl from newcastle-upon-tyne, never had class, never will.

  44. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Shorts Radio 1 Teen Awards
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    I like what I’m seeing here. She has a very lanky body, but she’s pretty enough to fuck. I can’t say much for her music or taste in men though.

  45. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage Extra
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    Crazy, stupid cunt.

  46. Kid Rock Mitt Romney Ryan Rally
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    Mitt doesn’t stand a chance. It’ll be entertaining to see the drones on Fox news sweat though. I’m holding Ted Nugent to that promise that if Obama gets re-elected he would kill himself. I hope Kid Rock made that same pledge.

  47. January Jones Butt Tight Jeans LAX
    Put It In
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    Corpse feet

  48. Carla Gugino Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
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    I want to bury my face into “her girls”

  49. Carla Gugino Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
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    Definitely one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood.

  50. Prince William Kate Middleton Atheletes In Sauna The Football Association's National Football Centre
    Put It In
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    Yuck. Human Latte.

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