The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.9.12

October 9th, 2012 // 603 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which lacks an Easter Egg like we left for you yesterday, but let’s be fair, there are only so many stand-ups willing to perform completely sackless. Wait, someone get Dane Cook on the line. Anyway, today we do have January Jones just before getting randomly selected for additional screening, as well as Tom Daley invoking the mythical power of Hamm Hog, and finally, just when it was looking like Mitt Romney‘s celebrity endorsements couldn’t get any classier, he pulls out the hillbilly ace-in-the-hole.

Fuchsia kicks are straight gangster,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Cheryl Cole Cleavage
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    *sad trombone*

    No nipple for you.

  2. Lady Gaga
    Dave
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    “Omigod! I LOVED you in Blossom! Can I have your autograph?”

  3. Kim Kardashian Leather Miniskirt Kanye West Pink Sneakers
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    That’s a big-ass pair of sunglasses.

    “That’s a big ass!” – Pair of Sunglasses

  4. Tom Daley Speedo Diving Board
    lily
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    nice quads

  5. Malin Akerman Nipples Tank Top
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    Thank you, Photo Boy.

  6. Tom Daley Speedo Diving Board
    Jentilly
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    Did anyone else have a glow worm when they were kids?

  7. David Spade Panama Hat Sunglasses
    pipedreamer
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    So you’re gonna tell me that you don’t have no baker’s hat, no berets, or babushkas? Oh come on, man. You got no beenies, baseball caps, cavalier hats, beefeaters, turbans, derbys, 10 gallon cowboy, or fedoras? You’re gonna stand there, ownin’ a HAT store, and tell me you don’t have no coon skin cap, no bonnets, gauchos, head dresses, no fez, helmet, pillbox, mortar board, with or without the tassel, or one single panama straw hat? Alright then I’ll take this piece of shit.”

  8. Kristina Rihanoff Breast Cancer Awareness Sports Bra Shorts
    pipedreamer
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    That’s what happens when you get too close to Dinklage!

  9. Prince William Kate Middleton Atheletes In Sauna The Football Association's National Football Centre
    pipedreamer
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    Once again he’s surprised that his father isn’t the gayest thing he’ll see that day.

  10. Prince William Kate Middleton Atheletes In Sauna The Football Association's National Football Centre
    maruli
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    Heheh… We’ve all seen your wife’s boobies.

  11. Connie Britton Drunk
    LLBL
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    Looks incredible for 45.

  12. Kim Kardashian Leather Miniskirt Kanye West Pink Sneakers
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    Ahh, young love…

  13. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Shorts Radio 1 Teen Awards
    El Jefe
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    She is fine as hell. Crazy, but fine as hell.

  14. Lady Gaga
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    Gaga: “Hang on, Red. I have an itch…”

    Red photographs the scene of the crabs while pretending to ogle Gaga.

  15. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Shorts Radio 1 Teen Awards
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    Granny Pants?

  16. Tom Daley Speedo Diving Board
    Jackie
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    “I’m Old Gregg!”

  17. Aaron Paul Pierce Brosnan Radiohead Concert Twitter
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    James Bond wouldn’t be caught dead at a Radiohead concert.

  18. Kid Rock Mitt Romney Ryan Rally
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    1%, bitches.

  19. Aaron Paul Pierce Brosnan Radiohead Concert Twitter
    Mama Pinkus
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    that’s a great picture!

  20. Maria Shriver Cleavage
    Meg's Attitude
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    Throughly shriven.

  21. Tom Daley Speedo Diving Board
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    No Doc, I mean it literally BURNS when I pee.

  22. Michael Shannon Knit Hat Cut Off Shorts
    Mama Pinkus
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    love his acting but he looks just plain creepy

  23. Cheryl Cole Cleavage
    Meg's Attitude
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    Just how may people does it take to get one drunk woman into a car?

  24. Michael Shannon Knit Hat Cut Off Shorts
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    Well, that answers the question “Can a penis look smug?”.

  25. David Spade Panama Hat Sunglasses
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    Well, that answers the question “Can a penis look smug?”.

  26. David Spade Panama Hat Sunglasses
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    Insert Adam Sandlers penis here.

  27. Prince William Kate Middleton Atheletes In Sauna The Football Association's National Football Centre
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    Who wants to play “Duck, Duck, Goose”?

  28. Demi Lovato Ripped Tights Pumping Gas
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    I think we can admit that’s a Full Lovato.

  29. Stacy London Book Signing
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    I suddenly have this overwhelming urge to shut the front door.

  30. Cheryl Cole Cleavage
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    Hey look, a water-bottle…crap, I’m gay aren’t I?

  31. January Jones Butt Tight Jeans LAX
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    That’s her TSA guy, but she just let a different one frisk her.

  32. Kim Kardashian Leather Miniskirt Kanye West Pink Sneakers
    Jentilly
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    Dammit Kim! I told you, you have to stay out on the corner! Come on I’ll bring you back.

  33. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Shorts Radio 1 Teen Awards
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    It’s about time they started putting ages on hands. I am tired of almost getting tricked into prison.

  34. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
    JennywithaY
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    Edward Cullen’s been here.

  35. Aaron Paul Pierce Brosnan Radiohead Concert Twitter
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    So… now we’re down to 2 invisible dicks?

  36. David Spade Panama Hat Sunglasses
    JennywithaY
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    Who on Earth would want a David Spade blow up doll?

  37. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage Extra
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    She would love me cause I’m pretty much the Rain Man of tits. I’m like…Titman.

  38. Kid Rock Mitt Romney Ryan Rally
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    At hygiene Jeopardy Kid forgot to answer in the form of a question when he confidently said “I don’t bathe.”

  39. Lady Gaga
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    “Oh so you already took my picture but now you want me to sign that… you want me to touch that… that..thing you already touched?”

  40. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Shorts Radio 1 Teen Awards
    Fribble
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    Yeah, like any of the basement dweller here would turn it down. Please….

  41. Tom Daley Speedo Diving Board
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    Who knew is disk was an alien from Cocoon.

  42. Lady Gaga
    Vlad
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    Maybe she’s incubating GaGa spawn?

  43. Geraldo Rivera Bike Helmet
    Vlad
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    Seems riding a bike excites Geraldo

  44. January Jones Butt Tight Jeans LAX
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    The TSA guys thought she was smuggling plastic explosives, but then they realized it was just her face.

  45. David Spade Panama Hat Sunglasses
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    Lesbian in drag.

  46. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Shorts Radio 1 Teen Awards
    Wily
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    She stuffed her pants with pieces from a talking Teletubby!

  47. Demi Lovato Ripped Tights Pumping Gas
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    Rebel Wilson is so funny.

  48. Kim Kardashian Leather Miniskirt Kanye West Pink Sneakers
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    Ok fine you bang black guys, its 2012, I am cool with it, but that guy?

  49. Lady Gaga
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    Why is she wearing a top hat?

  50. Geraldo Rivera Bike Helmet
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    That caterpillar on his face looks like a porn stache.

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