Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which lacks an Easter Egg like we left for you yesterday, but let’s be fair, there are only so many stand-ups willing to perform completely sackless. Wait, someone get Dane Cook on the line. Anyway, today we do have January Jones just before getting randomly selected for additional screening, as well as Tom Daley invoking the mythical power of Hamm Hog, and finally, just when it was looking like Mitt Romney‘s celebrity endorsements couldn’t get any classier, he pulls out the hillbilly ace-in-the-hole.
Fuchsia kicks are straight gangster,
- Photo Boy
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*sad trombone*
No nipple for you.
Yesterday’s heinous, eye-burning…thing was probably the only absolute nudity that TCWM will ever post.
“Omigod! I LOVED you in Blossom! Can I have your autograph?”
That’s a big-ass pair of sunglasses.
“That’s a big ass!” – Pair of Sunglasses
nice quads
Thank you, Photo Boy.
Did anyone else have a glow worm when they were kids?
So you’re gonna tell me that you don’t have no baker’s hat, no berets, or babushkas? Oh come on, man. You got no beenies, baseball caps, cavalier hats, beefeaters, turbans, derbys, 10 gallon cowboy, or fedoras? You’re gonna stand there, ownin’ a HAT store, and tell me you don’t have no coon skin cap, no bonnets, gauchos, head dresses, no fez, helmet, pillbox, mortar board, with or without the tassel, or one single panama straw hat? Alright then I’ll take this piece of shit.”
That’s what happens when you get too close to Dinklage!
Once again he’s surprised that his father isn’t the gayest thing he’ll see that day.
Heheh… We’ve all seen your wife’s boobies.
Looks incredible for 45.
I would all Night Long and the Next day too
Ahh, young love…
She is fine as hell. Crazy, but fine as hell.
Gaga: “Hang on, Red. I have an itch…”
Red photographs the scene of the crabs while pretending to ogle Gaga.
Granny Pants?
“I’m Old Gregg!”
James Bond wouldn’t be caught dead at a Radiohead concert.
1%, bitches.
that’s a great picture!
Throughly shriven.
No Doc, I mean it literally BURNS when I pee.
love his acting but he looks just plain creepy
Just how may people does it take to get one drunk woman into a car?
Well, that answers the question “Can a penis look smug?”.
Well, that answers the question “Can a penis look smug?”.
Insert Adam Sandlers penis here.
Who wants to play “Duck, Duck, Goose”?
I think we can admit that’s a Full Lovato.
I suddenly have this overwhelming urge to shut the front door.
Hey look, a water-bottle…crap, I’m gay aren’t I?
That’s her TSA guy, but she just let a different one frisk her.
Dammit Kim! I told you, you have to stay out on the corner! Come on I’ll bring you back.
It’s about time they started putting ages on hands. I am tired of almost getting tricked into prison.
Edward Cullen’s been here.
So… now we’re down to 2 invisible dicks?
Who on Earth would want a David Spade blow up doll?
She would love me cause I’m pretty much the Rain Man of tits. I’m like…Titman.
At hygiene Jeopardy Kid forgot to answer in the form of a question when he confidently said “I don’t bathe.”
“Oh so you already took my picture but now you want me to sign that… you want me to touch that… that..thing you already touched?”
Yeah, like any of the basement dweller here would turn it down. Please….
Who knew is disk was an alien from Cocoon.
I think we all know I wrote dick. Seriously, dick dick dick.
hahahahahaa
The second comment was funnier. Lol. Wait, more funny?
Maybe she’s incubating GaGa spawn?
Seems riding a bike excites Geraldo
The TSA guys thought she was smuggling plastic explosives, but then they realized it was just her face.
Lesbian in drag.
She stuffed her pants with pieces from a talking Teletubby!
Rebel Wilson is so funny.
Ok fine you bang black guys, its 2012, I am cool with it, but that guy?
Why is she wearing a top hat?
That caterpillar on his face looks like a porn stache.