The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.9.12

October 9th, 2012 // 603 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which lacks an Easter Egg like we left for you yesterday, but let’s be fair, there are only so many stand-ups willing to perform completely sackless. Wait, someone get Dane Cook on the line. Anyway, today we do have January Jones just before getting randomly selected for additional screening, as well as Tom Daley invoking the mythical power of Hamm Hog, and finally, just when it was looking like Mitt Romney‘s celebrity endorsements couldn’t get any classier, he pulls out the hillbilly ace-in-the-hole.

Fuchsia kicks are straight gangster,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Demi Lovato Ripped Tights Pumping Gas
    Mickey01232000
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    So this is how you say trainwreck in Spanish.

  2. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
    anonym
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    much more nicely shaped than kim’s.

  3. Kim Kardashian Leather Miniskirt Kanye West Pink Sneakers
    Mickey01232000
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    Two assholes looking for a tube of Preparation H.

  4. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Shorts Radio 1 Teen Awards
    anonym
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    yes. she’s about 6 feet, and a bean pole.

    • She’s 5’11″, so with heels she would be…what?…maybe 6’3″? I’ve always thought her to be incredibly pretty, but obviously her body — especially her butt — is not her strongest asset. Lovely face, though.

  5. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Shorts Radio 1 Teen Awards
    The Pope
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    Its pretty sad when I’d rather look at the drawing of an ass on her hand rather than her own actual ass.

  6. Maria Shriver Cleavage
    popwilleatitself
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    Always a key fob, never a key.

  7. Kid Rock Mitt Romney Ryan Rally
    The Pope
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    No way. The guy that drives a “General Lee” is against Obama? I am shocked.

  8. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Shorts Radio 1 Teen Awards
    colt13
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    Are those butt pads?

  9. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Shorts Radio 1 Teen Awards
    neo
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    Still taking No-Ass-At-All pills?

  10. January Jones Butt Tight Jeans LAX
    ksmack
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    Huh, I forgot something? My baby? Oh, you can keep him.

  11. Carla Gugino Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
    The Pope
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    Q: How do you make a turtleneck look sexy?

    A: This

  12. Maria Shriver Cleavage
    neo
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    I guess she looks like shit, after Arnold used her as toilette paper

  13. Tom Daley Speedo Diving Board
    neo
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    “It’s made out of stars” – 2001, A Space Odyssey

  14. Shaggy
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    shabba!

  15. Tom Daley Speedo Diving Board
    The Pope
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    That’s…not what they mean when they say “flashing”.

  16. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Shorts Radio 1 Teen Awards
    Sheppy
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    One of Swift’s ‘World’s worst shorts’ collection!

  17. Kristina Rihanoff Breast Cancer Awareness Sports Bra Shorts
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    Youre gross, Courtney Stodden!

  18. Demi Lovato Ripped Tights Pumping Gas
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    this isnt Fat Amy from Pitch Perfect?!

  19. Lady Gaga
    seriouslynow
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    Lady Gaga’s busted up tranny ass making chubby chicks everywhere feel better about themselves.

  20. Malin Akerman Nipples Tank Top
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    “Now I, Skeletor, am master of the universe.”

  21. Connie Britton Drunk
    Frank Castle
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    Peasants … too close… draining me… like Kryptonite…

  22. Michael Shannon Knit Hat Cut Off Shorts
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    Guts move wearing this to the Sandusky trial..

  23. Tom Daley Speedo Diving Board
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    Between Xtina’s new album cover and this guy, I’m starting to wonder how bad this Shiny Baginy epidemic is going to get…

  24. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage Extra
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    Shouldn’t she be out somewhere practicing medicine? Oh, wait, that’s right… she’s completely unqualified to give a medical opinion. Well, I guess it’s never stopped he before.

  25. Geraldo Rivera Bike Helmet
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    He used Capone’s hidden gold to buy that sweet ride….

  26. Tom Daley Speedo Diving Board
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    You can stick it where the sun don’t shine

  27. Kristina Rihanoff Breast Cancer Awareness Sports Bra Shorts
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    She’s looking for a man with 2 left hands

  28. Maria Shriver Cleavage
    Aquiles Baeza
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    Steven Tyler seems to be wearing a more moderate outfit today…

  29. Kid Rock Mitt Romney Ryan Rally
    Schmidtler
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    Clearly this means that anyone who is still planning to vote for Obama is even dumber than Kid Rock. Kid Rock banged Pam Anderson. Do you really want to be dumber than someone who willingly banged Pam Anderson?

  30. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Shorts Radio 1 Teen Awards
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    Another title arises for the world’s shortest books collection -

    The Extent Of Taylor Swift’s Ass

  31. Josh Brolin Oldboy Set
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    Mickey Rourke better watch out, there’s a contender in the house.

  32. Prince William Kate Middleton Atheletes In Sauna The Football Association's National Football Centre
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    Those Illuminati lizards do so love their human stews.

  33. Demi Lovato Ripped Tights Pumping Gas
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    Pump that gas, pork chop…

  34. Geraldo Rivera Bike Helmet
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    What’s with the helmet? There isn’t anything in there to damage.

  35. Stacy London Book Signing
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    Hey, lady, Africa called: it wants its mineral deposits back.

  36. Malin Akerman Nipples Tank Top
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    I would tear that apart…

  37. Josh Brolin Oldboy Set
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    Wow. This remake can’t possibly go wrong in a thousand different ways.

  38. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage Extra
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    A public service reminder that vaccines cause autism, but getting breast implants—and then changing them every ten years—is totally totally safe.

  39. Kid Rock Mitt Romney Ryan Rally
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    “Hang on one second. I’m gonna barf”.

  40. Carla Gugino Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
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    Carla Gugino presents, “These Girls”.

  41. Tom Daley Speedo Diving Board
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    This is who’s playing the Tahnee Welch role in the Cocoon remake? LAME.

  42. Shaggy
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    “Nope. This one smells like Kardashian, too”.

  43. Demi Lovato Ripped Tights Pumping Gas
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    This chick is a fucking chameleon. I have no idea what she actually looks like.

  44. Kim Kardashian Leather Miniskirt Kanye West Pink Sneakers
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    FOAD x 2

  45. Geraldo Rivera Bike Helmet
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    I wonder if he found those gloves in Al Capone’s vault…

  46. January Jones Butt Tight Jeans LAX
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    I’m not patting her down. I did it last time, and the frostbite hasn’t healed yet.”

  47. Connie Britton Drunk
    KC
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    I thought this was Gweneth Paltrow with a new hair color for a minute.

  48. Tom Daley Speedo Diving Board
    Techman
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    Tom Cruise is on the phone right now offering to get those thetans out of his crotch.

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