Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which lacks an Easter Egg like we left for you yesterday, but let’s be fair, there are only so many stand-ups willing to perform completely sackless. Wait, someone get Dane Cook on the line. Anyway, today we do have January Jones just before getting randomly selected for additional screening, as well as Tom Daley invoking the mythical power of Hamm Hog, and finally, just when it was looking like Mitt Romney‘s celebrity endorsements couldn’t get any classier, he pulls out the hillbilly ace-in-the-hole.
Fuchsia kicks are straight gangster,
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Letting us know they are a C cup.
Kate is trying to keep her panties from exploding.
It’s a good thing thing she’s wearing black. That way no one can will notice the wet spot.
I can’t wait til all these People freak out about the twist in oldboy.
They aren’t going to do that twist. Apparently there’s something else that’s more ‘shocking’.
Interrupting a circle jerk. Awwwkwaaaaard.
The Blimp with the Dragon Tattoo.
Are we all studiously looking away from her terrifying feet? Carcharodon Calcaneus.
Doesn’t that figure? Just when we run out of crazed gunmen…
“It’s so nice to meet a celebrity distinctly less attractive than I am. Will you sign my diary where it says ‘Met fatso’?”
This message brought to you by Obama for Re-Election.
Why is the number thirteen on her hand?
I think the “13″ represents the number of breakups she’ll be singing about on her next album.
Per song
Either the average age of the typical Taylor Swift fan, or the age of consent now in Tennessee
This is her “relaxed” face, where the evil comes out.
What a delusional pig.. She should be in hiding.
She’s cornered the world supply of obsidian by the looks of it.
Kim + Kanye = Kunts
Finally a teen idol that will not grow up to be sexualized. I should clap but just continually find myself shaking my head at her desperate attempts that continue to fall flat.
Let’s see if you’re still laughing when I drop a toaster in there! Muahahahaha!
“Seriously, none of you? None of you know who I am?”
” Yeah, my old lady has a glass jaw”.
Another horribly doctored, overly made up bimbo in… drum roll please.. London.
Really? I think she’s cute. She reminds me of a blowup doll with instructions that say, “Hands — or precious bodily fluids –go here!”
That guy in the green coat is the gatekeeper and the wizard. Give that bitch some talent.
That is an… interestingly shaped butt.
Security officer : “Freeze Lady!”
January Jones: “Sure, is somehting wrong officer?”
TSA agent: “Yeah you just lost me 20 bucks. I bet my this guy that if he yelled ‘freeze’ at you, you’d respond with, ‘That’s my line.’”
One second before she staged dived during dress rehearsal.
Confucius say…this is the finger Pam liked in her twat.
Pussy Magnet
Misunderstood Predator was only in the jungle looking for the bastard his wife ran off with.
Hey Groucho, stop stealin’ that bike!
if she farts a big stinky one, her staff is supposed to say “mmn is someone baking cookies?”.
Signing her book ” My Life as a Sean Young Stunt Double”.
Ladies and Gentlemen, let it be known to you that I am the one douchbag who will fuck up his ballot paper and vote for the wrong guy
Could you be a lamb and ditch the stupid hat…
Somewhere right now John Travolta will be having the time of his life behind a computer screen with a box of kleenex and some hand lotion
Go Greased Lightning.
Judging by the apparent length of time and amount of effort it took to help her take a single step, my guess is there will be more than a mist of whiskey on the floor of the car.
*sniff sniff *
I bet he loves using Kim as a urinal.
It wasn’t me?
For a moment there I thought Kirstie Alley was looking pretty good. Now I feel bad
So close you can almost smell the nipple!
awesome
Lemme’ guess, rockets also shoot out of his ass?
From the new Jude Law collection at Walmart.
Gollum wants his feet back.
This is what crazy with cleavage looks like.
She’s looking great.
Compared to Madonna.
I guess I’m alone in thinking she has quite a nice little ass! And legs for days!
i would eat that with sriracha.
…looks good to me
A recreation of Harry’s wild night in Vegas?
She looks much better now than she did when she did Son-In-Law.
Isnt she 6 feet tall ? That would exlplain a lot
He would look way better with a Top Hat and Monocle.
The balloon is like a thought bubble that says “Lady Gaga me”.