The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.9.12

October 9th, 2012 // 603 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which lacks an Easter Egg like we left for you yesterday, but let’s be fair, there are only so many stand-ups willing to perform completely sackless. Wait, someone get Dane Cook on the line. Anyway, today we do have January Jones just before getting randomly selected for additional screening, as well as Tom Daley invoking the mythical power of Hamm Hog, and finally, just when it was looking like Mitt Romney‘s celebrity endorsements couldn’t get any classier, he pulls out the hillbilly ace-in-the-hole.

Fuchsia kicks are straight gangster,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kristina Rihanoff Breast Cancer Awareness Sports Bra Shorts
    Joshua
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    Letting us know they are a C cup.

  2. Prince William Kate Middleton Atheletes In Sauna The Football Association's National Football Centre
    cc
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    Kate is trying to keep her panties from exploding.

  3. Josh Brolin Oldboy Set
    Nik
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    I can’t wait til all these People freak out about the twist in oldboy.

    • maruli

      They aren’t going to do that twist. Apparently there’s something else that’s more ‘shocking’.

  4. Prince William Kate Middleton Atheletes In Sauna The Football Association's National Football Centre
    cc
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    Interrupting a circle jerk. Awwwkwaaaaard.

  5. Demi Lovato Ripped Tights Pumping Gas
    cc
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    The Blimp with the Dragon Tattoo.

  6. January Jones Butt Tight Jeans LAX
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    Are we all studiously looking away from her terrifying feet? Carcharodon Calcaneus.

  7. Kim Kardashian Leather Miniskirt Kanye West Pink Sneakers
    cc
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    Doesn’t that figure? Just when we run out of crazed gunmen…

  8. Lady Gaga
    cc
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    “It’s so nice to meet a celebrity distinctly less attractive than I am. Will you sign my diary where it says ‘Met fatso’?”

  9. Kid Rock Mitt Romney Ryan Rally
    Bigalkie
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    This message brought to you by Obama for Re-Election.

  10. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Shorts Radio 1 Teen Awards
    Gabe Kaplan
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    Why is the number thirteen on her hand?

  11. Maria Shriver Cleavage
    Tiger
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    This is her “relaxed” face, where the evil comes out.

  12. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
    Bigalkie
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    What a delusional pig.. She should be in hiding.

  13. Stacy London Book Signing
    cc
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    She’s cornered the world supply of obsidian by the looks of it.

  14. Kim Kardashian Leather Miniskirt Kanye West Pink Sneakers
    BigOkie
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    Kim + Kanye = Kunts

  15. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Shorts Radio 1 Teen Awards
    rantatonne
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    Finally a teen idol that will not grow up to be sexualized. I should clap but just continually find myself shaking my head at her desperate attempts that continue to fall flat.

  16. Prince William Kate Middleton Atheletes In Sauna The Football Association's National Football Centre
    Tiger
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    Let’s see if you’re still laughing when I drop a toaster in there! Muahahahaha!

  17. Stacy London Book Signing
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    “Seriously, none of you? None of you know who I am?”

  18. Josh Brolin Oldboy Set
    Bigalkie
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    ” Yeah, my old lady has a glass jaw”.

  19. Kristina Rihanoff Breast Cancer Awareness Sports Bra Shorts
    Bigalkie
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    Another horribly doctored, overly made up bimbo in… drum roll please.. London.

  20. Lady Gaga
    1NDUN
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    That guy in the green coat is the gatekeeper and the wizard. Give that bitch some talent.

  21. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Shorts Radio 1 Teen Awards
    KC
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    That is an… interestingly shaped butt.

  22. January Jones Butt Tight Jeans LAX
    rantatonne
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    Security officer : “Freeze Lady!”
    January Jones: “Sure, is somehting wrong officer?”
    TSA agent: “Yeah you just lost me 20 bucks. I bet my this guy that if he yelled ‘freeze’ at you, you’d respond with, ‘That’s my line.’”

  23. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
    Bionic_Crouton
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    One second before she staged dived during dress rehearsal.

  24. Kid Rock Mitt Romney Ryan Rally
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    Confucius say…this is the finger Pam liked in her twat.

  25. Geraldo Rivera Bike Helmet
    Bigalkie
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    Pussy Magnet

  26. Maria Shriver Cleavage
    rantatonne
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    Misunderstood Predator was only in the jungle looking for the bastard his wife ran off with.

  27. Geraldo Rivera Bike Helmet
    1NDUN
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    Hey Groucho, stop stealin’ that bike!

  28. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
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    if she farts a big stinky one, her staff is supposed to say “mmn is someone baking cookies?”.

  29. Stacy London Book Signing
    Bigalkie
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    Signing her book ” My Life as a Sean Young Stunt Double”.

  30. Kid Rock Mitt Romney Ryan Rally
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    Ladies and Gentlemen, let it be known to you that I am the one douchbag who will fuck up his ballot paper and vote for the wrong guy

  31. David Spade Panama Hat Sunglasses
    Mike Walker
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    Could you be a lamb and ditch the stupid hat…

  32. Tom Daley Speedo Diving Board
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    Somewhere right now John Travolta will be having the time of his life behind a computer screen with a box of kleenex and some hand lotion

  33. Cheryl Cole Cleavage
    1NDUN
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    Judging by the apparent length of time and amount of effort it took to help her take a single step, my guess is there will be more than a mist of whiskey on the floor of the car.

  34. Shaggy
    Bionic_Crouton
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    *sniff sniff *

  35. Kim Kardashian Leather Miniskirt Kanye West Pink Sneakers
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    I bet he loves using Kim as a urinal.

  36. Shaggy
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    It wasn’t me?

  37. Maria Shriver Cleavage
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    For a moment there I thought Kirstie Alley was looking pretty good. Now I feel bad

  38. Cheryl Cole Cleavage
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    So close you can almost smell the nipple!

  39. Aaron Paul Pierce Brosnan Radiohead Concert Twitter
    Buddy The Elf
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    awesome

  40. Tom Daley Speedo Diving Board
    Buddy The Elf
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    Lemme’ guess, rockets also shoot out of his ass?

  41. Michael Shannon Knit Hat Cut Off Shorts
    Buddy The Elf
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    From the new Jude Law collection at Walmart.

  42. January Jones Butt Tight Jeans LAX
    Buddy The Elf
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    Gollum wants his feet back.

  43. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage Extra
    lawn
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    This is what crazy with cleavage looks like.

  44. Maria Shriver Cleavage
    Buddy The Elf
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    She’s looking great.

    Compared to Madonna.

  45. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Shorts Radio 1 Teen Awards
    AssMuncher
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    I guess I’m alone in thinking she has quite a nice little ass! And legs for days!

  46. Prince William Kate Middleton Atheletes In Sauna The Football Association's National Football Centre
    Buddy The Elf
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    A recreation of Harry’s wild night in Vegas?

  47. Carla Gugino Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
    AssMuncher
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    She looks much better now than she did when she did Son-In-Law.

  48. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Shorts Radio 1 Teen Awards
    See Alice
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    Isnt she 6 feet tall ? That would exlplain a lot

  49. Geraldo Rivera Bike Helmet
    Buddy The Elf
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    He would look way better with a Top Hat and Monocle.

  50. Lady Gaga
    Bionic_Crouton
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    The balloon is like a thought bubble that says “Lady Gaga me”.

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