Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which lacks an Easter Egg like we left for you yesterday, but let’s be fair, there are only so many stand-ups willing to perform completely sackless. Wait, someone get Dane Cook on the line. Anyway, today we do have January Jones just before getting randomly selected for additional screening, as well as Tom Daley invoking the mythical power of Hamm Hog, and finally, just when it was looking like Mitt Romney‘s celebrity endorsements couldn’t get any classier, he pulls out the hillbilly ace-in-the-hole.
Fuchsia kicks are straight gangster,
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She looks like Portia De Rossi. You know, back when Portia De Rossi looked like Portia De Rossi.
The camera just caught her at an odd moment, is all. She actually looks much worse than this.
My eight day clock just stopped.
She’s smiling because there’s a camera, he wants to die for the same reason.
Whoa, there Gaga! Have a lump of sugar. Why the long face?
Juna!!!
Old dudes who used to be funny and no longer are yet keep mugging for the cameras at every opportunity are really sad (hope you’re reading this, Jim Carrey)
One of the Thunderbirds marionettes?
Pierce, please, Crest White Strips.
Her face is as annoying as Fran Drescher’s voice.
Aguilera dreams of looking like this.
In her mind she thinks she does.
“But I’m FAMOUS, I really am, I have a TV show and everything! LOVE MEEEEEEEEE!!!!”
Gasoline fumes and thigh friction is a dangerous combination. Nobody better yell CHEESECAKE!
Must be in between deliveries.
Such a great fall from his Al Capone’s Vault glory.
‘Come here, you little shit…is that a vaccination scar?”
“Waitress? I’ll have a beer and a shot.”
One of those rare 70-year-old-plus women I’d f**k.
I’ve always found it ironic that fashion consultants are the most in need of a fashion consultant.
What is it in this picture that needs a makeover, exactly? The classic black blazer or the classic white blouse? The extremely current statement jewelry? Or the subdued ponytail? The metallic (and while I don’t really like, is also very fashionable now) nail polish?
Just because you don’t like someone doesn’t mean they need a makeover.
She’s wearing WAY too much jewelry. Just pick the ring, the earrings, or ONE of the three(?) necklaces and stick with it.
I count at least five separate strands.
I think the skinny strands are all attached and technically one necklace. So that’s the skinny strands, the blue beads, the black things, and then the gold chain with the blue stones. Totaling at least seven loops around her neck. Although I assume there are a few that are too buried to see.
And I changed my mind, those earrings should just be thrown away and never seen again. Or at least rip those giant prisms at the bottom off.
Her nail polish. Her dreaded hair color. Must we continue? Now get off this site if you’re going to defend these photos we live to peck apart, Chella.
I agree with KC. She’s over- and incorrectly- accessorized. It’s time to do away with the gray streak in the hair, the fuckin’ Bonnie Raitt, an dye it, already. We get it, London, you’re getting old. And speaking of that, never ever wear your hair in a ponytail again. Ever ever.
Necklace does not compliment the neckline of the top. Necklace with giant earrings are bad. Lose the necklace. Earrings are fine, get a different ring and don’t you dare put on a different necklace…pull your hair out of that ponytail, whiten those teeth and done. Better.
i kinda admire her for not fucking with herself…she won’t dye her hair (she’s had that grey streak since she was a teenager), she’s never gotten that nose taken care of and she most definitely could stand to have her teeth whitened.
that being said…she looks like shit here.
I’ve spent enough years working in jewelry to say that I’d ditch the ring. The earrings aren’t for me but they are in style right now–and probably the same designer as the necklace (which is one necklace, not layers). The ponytail is meant to subdue the look–the statement is the jewelry. Her hair has had the grey streak for years and she doesn’t dye it. Good for her!
And I don’t have to get off the site for offering a differing opinion. I don’t think she looks her best here by any means, but she looks fine and she doesn’t need a style makeover.
Well, I happen to like her very much, but I’m with the haters on this outfit. It just doesn’t particularly flatter her and since that is her livelihood, she has to knock it out of the park every time. The earrings are too much with that necklace, the pony is dowdy and she looks the way she says no one is supposed to look–like she doesn’t care. And that bra ain’t doing her any favors.
I would say that, if she was going for Urban Transvestite, she nailed it.
Hay, tlmck, is that anything like when the Parking Enforcement vehicle is double-parked?
Creep(s).
He sounds taller on the radio
- You complete me!
- Fuck off!
(I’ll let you decide who’s saying what.)
“Willy, not William. Ha! Of course! Quite a hilarious misunderstanding! Ha Ha! I will still touch it, though, if you fancy a little royal rumble, eh? What? OH, my wife! Well, now that’s two strikes for my ears today. Bless me, I must be getting deaf. Yes, it’s 1000 pounds if she’s to do it. Free of charge, if you prefer a princely handy.”
Judging from her dress, it looks more like the whisky missed.
I don’t have enough fingers to count all the things that are wrong with this picture
Thong and topless or GTFO.
Being a bike messenger can be hard on the mustache.
Not if it’s a HandleBar
Hey, it’s the boy from a small town!
CSI should probably check into those white specs on her dress.
At least he’s never without a beach float.
Notice the three guys she was sitting on before are notably absent.
He gets cast as eccentric characters? Hmph.
Wheeeeeee!!! I can flyyyy!!!
We share a night of drunken passion then you snake my jean jacket AND my Van Halen parking lot t-shirt? WTF bitch?!
She said thanks, and managed a smile. But deep down, as Gaga made her way down the steps, she knew that wasn’t the envelope she wanted kissed.
this guy has made me laugh a million times. he may be past his prime but I can’t not like him.
She just discovered that you can be added to the no-fly list for sheer bitchiness.
So…the tunnel to heaven is in a British diver’s speedo?
Ha! I wish!!!
Remember back when we used to think J-Lo had a big ass? Sigh, we were all so much younger…more innocent in those days.
Times change man. I thought I was doing ok for myself and then I saw Hamm’s dong. The seasons of life.
Things changed for all of us on Hamms dong buddy, it changed for all of us.
I’ve always dug this chick since I first saw her as the mom on Spy Kids. Really pretty and tatas til Tuesday.
I’ve been watching her since “The Buccanneers”.
“tatas till Tuesday” is a phrase I have never heard, but will be repeating, that’s for damn sure
You can still see the wrinkles through the pants.
My brain just froze up. It’s jaded enough already to tolerate these two but those pink shoes put it over the limit.
Can we just admit that “breast cancer awareness” is a bullshit “not a real thing” event? It’s an excuse for narcissistic celebrities to be seen, and to be associated with something without actually doing anything, as well as an excuse for charities to collect fat amounts of cast and make it vanish.
We’re all goddamn AWARE of breast cancer. Raise money to treat it, raise money to prevent it, raise money to detect it…pretending that you’re trying to make people “aware” is a steaming load of horse shit.
Sing it, brother. How many celebs are out there promoting lung cancer awareness? It kills three times as many people as breast cancer, but I guess lungs just aren’t as marketable as breasts. The fact is that the breast cancer awareness industry is a huge money machine that’s going to fight tooth and nail to stay in business.
Basically, you’re sounding off on Titty Gallery Central against an excuse for quasi-celebrities to show up and show off their tits. Am I reading that correctly?
I consider myself a professional at un-awarness and I know about breast cancer. I think it’s safe to say the information has penetrated deep into the dark corners of our society if I know about it.
They try to say this raising awareness thing is so we’ll remember to get mammograms. I think it’s just a celebration of cancer. An invitation for the cancer. We’re very fucking aware that we can get breast cancer. It’s been “a thing” for awhile now so how about we celebrate health instead and not use the word “cancer” at all? Oh, because nobody would make any money? Oh that’s right, how could I forget?
Do you think Cancer and Candyman are the same person?
The Susan G. Komen organization spends 34% of their annual budget on “awareness and education”, almost 5X what they spend on ACTUALLY TREATING PEOPLE WITH CANCER.
I’m not going to say Komen is a bad egg…they’re not, but their priorities are right fucked up. Their single largest expenditure every year is holding these celebrity events for the pretty people to be seen and feel good about supporting a cause without actually having to do anything beyond attend a party.
Breast cancer is more detectable early than lung cancer. And breast cancer seems to have no one cause, while lung cancer is mainly smoking. Everyone knows smoking causes lung cancer, they just don’t care. That being said, I completely agree with the quasi-celebrity just wanting an excuse to show off their breasts thing. They don’t really care.
If you really cared, you would raise money to bring mammograms into low-income areas where it would make a huge difference, not pose for pictures poitning at your breasts all day.
I am going to go out on a limb here and suggest that, at the moment this photo was taken, and the 6 months immediately preceding it, he wasn’t funny.
*Getting in the car*
I always wondered what it took to get Australians to go to Adelaide.
hahahaha!
Harsh, and totally justified. :D
Stopping for petrol when driving between Melbourne and Perth.
I always assumed that’s what Skarsgard’s would look like…
There’s an awful lot of carrots in that stew.
…said Tina.
Nice Stallone impression mixed with a little Jon Hamm.
TTFN
So, how many things does she have keys to?