The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.9.12

October 9th, 2012 // 603 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which lacks an Easter Egg like we left for you yesterday, but let’s be fair, there are only so many stand-ups willing to perform completely sackless. Wait, someone get Dane Cook on the line. Anyway, today we do have January Jones just before getting randomly selected for additional screening, as well as Tom Daley invoking the mythical power of Hamm Hog, and finally, just when it was looking like Mitt Romney‘s celebrity endorsements couldn’t get any classier, he pulls out the hillbilly ace-in-the-hole.

Fuchsia kicks are straight gangster,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Prince William Kate Middleton Atheletes In Sauna The Football Association's National Football Centre
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    “OMG..Harry is SO jealous right now!”

  2. Prince William Kate Middleton Atheletes In Sauna The Football Association's National Football Centre
    Radadoon
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    Ha, I kew it was you making bubbles… Don’t look at him, he isn’t even in the pool….. Can’t fool me like I’m my Pops…

  3. Prince William Kate Middleton Atheletes In Sauna The Football Association's National Football Centre
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    Sure, this photo op seems perfectly normal.

  4. Kid Rock Mitt Romney Ryan Rally
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    “Annd….then…we….neeed….to…leegla…leelga…..leelag….make pot ok. Thannkyaaa!”

  5. Kristina Rihanoff Breast Cancer Awareness Sports Bra Shorts
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    Subtlety, thy name is Kristina.

  6. Demi Lovato Ripped Tights Pumping Gas
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    Got some chunky leg action going for her.

  7. Kid Rock Mitt Romney Ryan Rally
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    What a douchebag. He always looks like he smells like stale piss.

    Maybe the Money/Ryan campaign can use the sex tape that Kid Rock and Scott Stapp made together to kickstart Mittington’s dying campaign. “Gangbangin’ drunken coke sluts with another dude for the GOP!” There’s some “family values” for you!

  8. Tom Daley Speedo Diving Board
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    “I wonder why David Beckham is always…..ohhhhhhh.”

  9. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Shorts Radio 1 Teen Awards
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    “Say something bad about my ass and I’ll write a song about you!”

  10. Lady Gaga
    Radadoon
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    I’m working on a double chin just like yours!

  11. Cheryl Cole Cleavage
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    “She gives the blowjob in the car”

  12. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
    Troll's Nighmare
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    Such a small ass. I’m so jealous! – Kim Kardashian just whispered to herself.

  13. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage Extra
    tlmck
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    Yes. Yes I would. At least until she uttered the term “relationship”.

  14. Michael Shannon Knit Hat Cut Off Shorts
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    Have you ever tried making a dried apple head? They almost always turn out better than this.

  15. Cheryl Cole Cleavage
    Radadoon
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    A man’s hand to lead her and woman’s hands to help her to keep from falling right or left… ahhh the gift of ‘guidance’.

  16. Tom Daley Speedo Diving Board
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    “Hey Jon Hamm ,get a load of this!”

  17. Prince William Kate Middleton Atheletes In Sauna The Football Association's National Football Centre
    M H
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    How come my cable provider does not offer the “foot channel” – and then on two TV’s

  18. Kid Rock Mitt Romney Ryan Rally
    tlmck
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    As noted Republican Rick Santorum so eloquently put it: “We will never have the elite, smart people on our side…”.

  19. Shaggy
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    “I know it was you, Dinklage!”

  20. Cheryl Cole Cleavage
    Radadoon
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    Oops, just saw the dude holding her waist in the later gallery pictures… OK, so some feminine feminine hands on a dude to keep her from falling left or right….

  21. Demi Lovato Ripped Tights Pumping Gas
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    Demi…If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again!

  22. Kid Rock Mitt Romney Ryan Rally
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    (To American Badass, you know the verse)

    I like Mary Matalin and J.C. Watts
    Reagan, Nixon, and ole Trent Lott
    Boehner, Limbaugh, Bush, Christ the Lord.
    George W. Bush and the Spirit Awards
    Yeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
    Pass that Bible around.
    Got the nod from Utah
    And the vote from Eastbound
    The overlord, Bain Capital pimp,
    Catchin’ flack for tax that are a bit out whack.
    Never gay, no way, I don’t play with ass.
    I wear special underwear to keep both cheeks clasped
    Soft rock, High class
    Obama’s ass is grass
    I love Eastwood’s chair and all my cash,
    Cash, cash, cash, cash.

  23. Kim Kardashian Leather Miniskirt Kanye West Pink Sneakers
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    That’s the exact same face I’D have if I was dating Kim Kardashian and everyone knew it!

  24. Tom Daley Speedo Diving Board
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    Using the Christina Aguilera Photoshop blurring effect to hide the shame.

  25. Kristina Rihanoff Breast Cancer Awareness Sports Bra Shorts
    Troll's Nighmare
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    More like Plastic Surgery Awareness event.

  26. Michael Shannon Knit Hat Cut Off Shorts
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    Willem Dafoe has a brother?

  27. Malin Akerman Nipples Tank Top
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    Wow! TWO sets of Watchmen boobs in one “The Crap We Missed!” EXCELLENT!

  28. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Shorts Radio 1 Teen Awards
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    Her ass is on par with her musical talents.

  29. Kim Kardashian Leather Miniskirt Kanye West Pink Sneakers
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    I like her skirt. It’d make a great car cover. For a Winnebago.

  30. Aaron Paul Pierce Brosnan Radiohead Concert Twitter
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    Two wild and crazy douchebags.

  31. David Spade Panama Hat Sunglasses
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    Proof that anybody can have a career in Hollywood.

  32. Stacy London Book Signing
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    I can’t believe they cut her husband, Frankenstein, out of this photo.

  33. January Jones Butt Tight Jeans LAX
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    Could we move on to February already?

  34. Connie Britton Drunk
    tlmck
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    “Who am I? Where am I? What am I”

  35. Carla Gugino Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
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    “Those girls” looked goddamned amazing in Sin City.

  36. Tom Daley Speedo Diving Board
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    And the next day, the phone calls from NAMBLA stopped.

  37. Prince William Kate Middleton Atheletes In Sauna The Football Association's National Football Centre
    Troll's Nighmare
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    Will: – Oh, you silly lads. Kate won’t jump in with you!
    Kate: – Hell yeah!!!

  38. Kid Rock Mitt Romney Ryan Rally
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    Finally a Romney platform to which I can relate. I don’t want four more years of Kid Rock, either.

  39. Tom Daley Speedo Diving Board
    Brit
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    Since when does asparagus have THIS effect?

  40. Michael Shannon Knit Hat Cut Off Shorts
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    Looks like a kid’s book where the top half and bottom half are on different pages to mix and match. “It’s cold enough for a jacket and hat, but the water’s rising so let me just roll these up…”

  41. Shaggy
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    Must be getting a lick job from Scooby-Doo.

  42. January Jones Butt Tight Jeans LAX
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    She has more luggage than acting ability.

  43. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
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    Nice!!!

  44. David Spade Panama Hat Sunglasses
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    “Why yes, I AM trying to look like Johnny Depp.”

  45. Maria Shriver Cleavage
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    She needs a little more hair so she can go full Cousin Itt.

  46. January Jones Butt Tight Jeans LAX
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    TSA Officer: “I don’t want to raise the alarm, sir, but we’ve re-run the bag twice, and my tech and I are positive there’s a kid inside.”

  47. Josh Brolin Oldboy Set
    tlmck
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    “Is that your tongue in your cheek, or are you just happy to see me?”

  48. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Shorts Radio 1 Teen Awards
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    Ass by Ren&Stimpy.

  49. Prince William Kate Middleton Atheletes In Sauna The Football Association's National Football Centre
    Johnny P!
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    Nope. Nothing homoerotic here at all. Move along.

  50. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Shorts Radio 1 Teen Awards
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    Let’s all gather round, hold hands, and pray that those shorts aren’t coming into fashion.

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