Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which lacks an Easter Egg like we left for you yesterday, but let’s be fair, there are only so many stand-ups willing to perform completely sackless. Wait, someone get Dane Cook on the line. Anyway, today we do have January Jones just before getting randomly selected for additional screening, as well as Tom Daley invoking the mythical power of Hamm Hog, and finally, just when it was looking like Mitt Romney‘s celebrity endorsements couldn’t get any classier, he pulls out the hillbilly ace-in-the-hole.
Fuchsia kicks are straight gangster,
- Photo Boy
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“OMG..Harry is SO jealous right now!”
Ha, I kew it was you making bubbles… Don’t look at him, he isn’t even in the pool….. Can’t fool me like I’m my Pops…
Sure, this photo op seems perfectly normal.
Just like his father at a Tribal Ritual.
“Annd….then…we….neeed….to…leegla…leelga…..leelag….make pot ok. Thannkyaaa!”
Subtlety, thy name is Kristina.
Got some chunky leg action going for her.
Bring that action my way! (I know what I like…don’t judge me!)
If the past is any indication, she’ll look hot again tomorrow.
What a douchebag. He always looks like he smells like stale piss.
Maybe the Money/Ryan campaign can use the sex tape that Kid Rock and Scott Stapp made together to kickstart Mittington’s dying campaign. “Gangbangin’ drunken coke sluts with another dude for the GOP!” There’s some “family values” for you!
“I wonder why David Beckham is always…..ohhhhhhh.”
“Say something bad about my ass and I’ll write a song about you!”
I’m working on a double chin just like yours!
“She gives the blowjob in the car”
Such a small ass. I’m so jealous! – Kim Kardashian just whispered to herself.
Can you imagine the butt conversations b/w J.Lo and Kim.K ? Oh yes, they have the power of speech.
Yes. Yes I would. At least until she uttered the term “relationship”.
Have you ever tried making a dried apple head? They almost always turn out better than this.
hahaahahahahhahaa!!
You win. Everything.
A man’s hand to lead her and woman’s hands to help her to keep from falling right or left… ahhh the gift of ‘guidance’.
“Hey Jon Hamm ,get a load of this!”
How come my cable provider does not offer the “foot channel” – and then on two TV’s
As noted Republican Rick Santorum so eloquently put it: “We will never have the elite, smart people on our side…”.
“I know it was you, Dinklage!”
Oops, just saw the dude holding her waist in the later gallery pictures… OK, so some feminine feminine hands on a dude to keep her from falling left or right….
Demi…If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again!
(To American Badass, you know the verse)
I like Mary Matalin and J.C. Watts
Reagan, Nixon, and ole Trent Lott
Boehner, Limbaugh, Bush, Christ the Lord.
George W. Bush and the Spirit Awards
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
Pass that Bible around.
Got the nod from Utah
And the vote from Eastbound
The overlord, Bain Capital pimp,
Catchin’ flack for tax that are a bit out whack.
Never gay, no way, I don’t play with ass.
I wear special underwear to keep both cheeks clasped
Soft rock, High class
Obama’s ass is grass
I love Eastwood’s chair and all my cash,
Cash, cash, cash, cash.
Brilliant.
That’s the exact same face I’D have if I was dating Kim Kardashian and everyone knew it!
Using the Christina Aguilera Photoshop blurring effect to hide the shame.
More like Plastic Surgery Awareness event.
Willem Dafoe has a brother?
Wow! TWO sets of Watchmen boobs in one “The Crap We Missed!” EXCELLENT!
Her ass is on par with her musical talents.
I like her skirt. It’d make a great car cover. For a Winnebago.
Two wild and crazy douchebags.
Proof that anybody can have a career in Hollywood.
I can’t believe they cut her husband, Frankenstein, out of this photo.
Could we move on to February already?
“Who am I? Where am I? What am I”
“Those girls” looked goddamned amazing in Sin City.
An absolute truism!
And the next day, the phone calls from NAMBLA stopped.
Will: – Oh, you silly lads. Kate won’t jump in with you!
Kate: – Hell yeah!!!
Finally a Romney platform to which I can relate. I don’t want four more years of Kid Rock, either.
Since when does asparagus have THIS effect?
Looks like a kid’s book where the top half and bottom half are on different pages to mix and match. “It’s cold enough for a jacket and hat, but the water’s rising so let me just roll these up…”
Must be getting a lick job from Scooby-Doo.
She has more luggage than acting ability.
I don’t see what you did there
Nice!!!
“Why yes, I AM trying to look like Johnny Depp.”
She needs a little more hair so she can go full Cousin Itt.
TSA Officer: “I don’t want to raise the alarm, sir, but we’ve re-run the bag twice, and my tech and I are positive there’s a kid inside.”
FTW!
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+1 sir
“Is that your tongue in your cheek, or are you just happy to see me?”
Ass by Ren&Stimpy.
Nope. Nothing homoerotic here at all. Move along.
Let’s all gather round, hold hands, and pray that those shorts aren’t coming into fashion.