The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.9.12

October 9th, 2012 // 603 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which lacks an Easter Egg like we left for you yesterday, but let’s be fair, there are only so many stand-ups willing to perform completely sackless. Wait, someone get Dane Cook on the line. Anyway, today we do have January Jones just before getting randomly selected for additional screening, as well as Tom Daley invoking the mythical power of Hamm Hog, and finally, just when it was looking like Mitt Romney‘s celebrity endorsements couldn’t get any classier, he pulls out the hillbilly ace-in-the-hole.

Fuchsia kicks are straight gangster,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kim Kardashian Leather Miniskirt Kanye West Pink Sneakers
    Hubert Updike
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    CAN’T DRESS LIKE A MAN FOR ONE INSTANT!
    What’s with the dayglo boots?

  2. Geraldo Rivera Bike Helmet
    Anastasia Beaverhausen
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  3. Josh Brolin Oldboy Set
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Lookin a little Dean Cain-ish.

  4. January Jones Butt Tight Jeans LAX
    Billebuoy
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    Same old icy glare.

  5. Kim Kardashian Leather Miniskirt Kanye West Pink Sneakers
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s more embracing? A shallow, degrading, empty shell of a human being as a girlfriend? Or fluorescent pink shoes?

  6. January Jones Butt Tight Jeans LAX
    Deacon Jones
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    “Officer, I’ll warn you one more time. Due to my carbon steel skeleton, I will short-circuit this x-ray device. Then I will rip your head off and punt it.”

  7. Aaron Paul Pierce Brosnan Radiohead Concert Twitter
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    Later, Pierce Brosnan would choke to death on his own vomit, while Walter stood by silently watching.

  8. Geraldo Rivera Bike Helmet
    ThisWillHurt
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    Geraldo Rivera borrowed Gorge Lucas’ neck to keep him warm during his bike ride.

  9. David Spade Panama Hat Sunglasses
    Billebuoy
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    Stand up for skate parks?! Now there’s a career high.

  10. Kristina Rihanoff Breast Cancer Awareness Sports Bra Shorts
    Deacon Jones
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    Fuck yes.

  11. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage Extra
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    Her spine can’t even hold up her boobs…I totally approve!

  12. Lady Gaga
    Crissy
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    see, and we thought Gaga was NEVER going to put clothes on! Thank goodness for her getting fat!

  13. Prince William Kate Middleton Atheletes In Sauna The Football Association's National Football Centre
    Deacon Jones
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    “No seriously dudes,…..you guys gonna be hanging out like, later on tonight. I’ll BE here, man. I’m not joking!”

  14. Demi Lovato Ripped Tights Pumping Gas
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    Giant, Two-Headed, Black, Propeller Penis! Get yours today!

  15. Kid Rock Mitt Romney Ryan Rally
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    Psssst! Kid! Kid! Hold up three more fingers! We went over this like a million times!

  16. Shaggy
    Billebuoy
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    “Balls are itchy. Gotta itch my balls.”

  17. Kim Kardashian Leather Miniskirt Kanye West Pink Sneakers
    NattyIce
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    Yeah Kim, we think it’s funny he put on your sneakers by accident too.

  18. Geraldo Rivera Bike Helmet
    DeucePickle
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    What’s the name of the award they give to the best photograph of the year ?
    That’s what this should get.

  19. Maria Shriver Cleavage
    Billebuoy
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    Holy crap, Maria! What are you trying to do here? Impersonate a maid?

  20. Tom Daley Speedo Diving Board
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    He should have used Jon Hamm’s Photoshop expert.

  21. Lady Gaga
    EricLr
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    I’m *such* a big fan. Do you mind vomiting on this for me?

  22. Cheryl Cole Cleavage
    DeucePickle
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    Come on, titty. Come on, titty.

  23. Shaggy
    Cadillac Jack
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    “Hey everyone, I’m gonna have to sing that song from down here. See, I just got this POS in the right position, where it will stop cutting out on me… I’d buy a new one…but… so, who want s to hear boombastic?”

  24. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Shorts Radio 1 Teen Awards
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    That is not an ass. That’s flass.

  25. Kid Rock Mitt Romney Ryan Rally
    ThisWillHurt
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    “That’s right, folks. We CAN”T afford four more years of Islamo-What’s-His-Face! Also, I can’t afford a descent outfit! Also, where am I? Get this needle outta my arm!”

  26. Demi Lovato Ripped Tights Pumping Gas
    Billebuoy
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    Are you sure that’s not Penny Marshall? Holy shit.

  27. Kim Kardashian Leather Miniskirt Kanye West Pink Sneakers
    Danimial
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    Does she have Doc’s sunglasses from BTTF 2 hanging off her blouse?

  28. Prince William Kate Middleton Atheletes In Sauna The Football Association's National Football Centre
    Commented on this photo:

    “So which one of you buggering chaps is ‘Burton’ and ‘Trent’?”

  29. Kid Rock Mitt Romney Ryan Rally
    Contusion
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    It makes sense…they’re both from another planet.

  30. David Spade Panama Hat Sunglasses
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    “Get outa here you damned homeless, handicapped orphans! We’re trying to save the Skate Parks here!”

  31. Prince William Kate Middleton Atheletes In Sauna The Football Association's National Football Centre
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Hm, I didn’t order Man Soup, but I wouldn’t mind giving it a taste.”

  32. Connie Britton Drunk
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    On her way to the cattle call for “Stepford Wives II”

  33. Stacy London Book Signing
    sexyman48
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    Not pictured: her Dalmatian coat.

  34. Geraldo Rivera Bike Helmet
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    The man just oozes raw sex appeal. It’s no wonder, he’s been married five times.

  35. David Spade Panama Hat Sunglasses
    Contusion
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    Going to make the unwanted serious comment. Tony has helped build skateparks in over 500 underprivileged communities around the country serving millions of poor kids from small towns to inner cities. He’s donated over $4 million worth of grants. It’s a pretty decent cause.

    • Um…because what poor kids need most are skateparks?

    • I do agree and understand where you are coming from. It is a nice thing, and I don’t want to look down on him for that.

      That being said, there are children being raped and pillaged in Sudan as we speak, and so skateparks don’t seem to be at the top of the priority list.

      Then again, it’s all important, and as long as everyone stands up for something it’s ok.

      But I don’t skate, and I kind of agree with Vito… what happened to just doing your fucking homework? I mean, very few kids are going to make a living skating, but they will from graduating from fucking school.

      • Contusion

        Nobody is suggesting they go to the skatepark instead of school. Evenings. Weekends. Summer. And, actually, lots of people make a living at skateboarding. Skateboarding is bigger than youth baseball. Maybe you are just old and out of touch. Those wacky kids and their crazy skateboards have been part of the mainstream for awhile now.

      • ” Skateboarding is bigger than youth baseball.”

        I believe you are wrong about this. Show us some numbers and a source.

      • Contusion

        Yeah, I know…baseball seems precious. But it’s not nearly as popular as you think. Among the classic mainstream sports, it’s only the 6th ranked popular sport amongst kids. Way behind soccer and basketball and others. I can dig out more stats for you if you really want them, but little league baseball (and softball) has a little over 2.6 million participants. Skateboarding has over 11 million. If you need more information, go to the Tony Hawk Foundation website.

  36. Shaggy
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    Glass case microphone stand…check.

    Scotch tape holding the cord to microphone…check.

    “Celebrity” who had a career a decade ago…check.

    Let’s start this Mexican press conference!

  37. Shaggy
    Contusion
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    Did he lose his arms in a drive-by or something?

  38. Kristina Rihanoff Breast Cancer Awareness Sports Bra Shorts
    Contusion
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    Did she think she needed to point?

  39. Tom Daley Speedo Diving Board
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Tinkerbell, It’s over between us! Leave my dick alone!”

  40. Kid Rock Mitt Romney Ryan Rally
    Commented on this photo:

    After Madonna threatened to strip, the GOP had no other choice but to bring in their closer.

  41. Kid Rock Mitt Romney Ryan Rally
    Troll's Nighmare
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    Looks like a contestant asking for a lifeline on Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?

  42. Tom Daley Speedo Diving Board
    me
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    is that time in a movie where you hear a quire like “ahhhhhhhhhh”…..

  43. Prince William Kate Middleton Atheletes In Sauna The Football Association's National Football Centre
    Contusion
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    Kate seems to be deep in happy thoughts about the guy on the far left.

  44. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Shorts Radio 1 Teen Awards
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    “Blah blah blah blah boy blah blah blah blah blah girl blah blah blah love blah…”

  45. Demi Lovato Ripped Tights Pumping Gas
    Contusion
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    Kelly Osbourne is back.

  46. Cheryl Cole Cleavage
    Anastasia Beaverhausen
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll take five more Stacy Londons in lieu of whatever this is.

  47. Kim Kardashian Leather Miniskirt Kanye West Pink Sneakers
    Contusion
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    No matter how annoyed Kanye looks, Kim is always smiling and soaking up the attention.

  48. Kristina Rihanoff Breast Cancer Awareness Sports Bra Shorts
    me
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    STOP!!!! you CAN touch this…pananana

  49. Geraldo Rivera Bike Helmet
    Contusion
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    I’m just not sure how more perfect this photo could be.

    • KC

      Something about to hit his face could be flying through the frame. Like a brick or rotten fruit. I’m open to other suggestions though.

  50. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Shorts Radio 1 Teen Awards
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    Her ass ends where that zipper begins… why the hell is there another 8 inches of pants?

    • Trek Girl

      High-waisted shorts/pants are a style that goes pretty far back. It does not work for everyone, as we can see here.

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