The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.8.13

October 8th, 2013 // 445 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, your daily retreat from your conscience. A place where you’re free to make wild assumptions about celebrities based on a single awkwardly timed photograph. Gay sex, you’re almost certainly thinking! Or take this shot of Gerard Butler. Sure, gay sex probably works here too, but I know one of you out there has a port-a-potty/300 zinger ready to go. Then there’s Denise Richards having no choice but to play along and brush off the spiders before Charlie starts firing a gun at them, Heidi Klum with a penis-shaped object near her face and Joe Jonas wearing a shirt with words written on it, which is a great idea look for him that will in no way get twisted into misconceptions about the type of person he puts his penis in.

Extra homophobia, but no politics. Am I making progress? Discuss,

- Photo Boy

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  1. John Ratzenberger Google Glass An Evening Honoring James Burrows Academy Of Television Arts & Sciences
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    “How did you get her to pose naked like that?”

  2. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
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    There is absolutely no way, no how, you can convince me that is a woman. Seriously. You see that walking away from you, with that jacket when you’re downtown Friday night, you mean to tell me the first thing that goes through your mind is, “Hey! I think that’s a woman!” No way, dude… No. WAY!!

  3. Prince William The Football Association 150 Year Celebration Event
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    “Prepare the royal bath ! A commoner has soiled me !”

  4. John Ratzenberger Google Glass An Evening Honoring James Burrows Academy Of Television Arts & Sciences
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    “It’s a little known fact that these Google Glass doohickeys started way back with your ancient Egyptians…”

  5. Heidi Klum Eating Popsicle At Kids Soccer Game
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    “Yeah, I miss your dad, too.”

  6. John Travolta Creepy Small Goatee Gray Streaked Long Hair Wig The Forger Set
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    “I’ve always wondered how Xenu managed to paint the sky blue.”

  7. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
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    I’d love to pat Khloe on that great big round ass, bite her nipples, and stuff my meat down her throat.

  8. Harrison Ford Wetten Dass...? German TV Show
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    “Tell that Bieber kid to stop spitting on us !”

  9. Matthew Perry Huading Awards Ceremony
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    “No, no, no. My name is pronounced PER-REYYY. It doesn’t rhyme with JELLY. Shall we try it one more time?”

  10. Joe Jonas Sorry Im A Stranger Here Myself Shirt
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    The word “here” refers to heterosexuality.

  11. Michael Lohan Pushing Son In Stroller Talking On Cellphone
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    “You’re not supposed give vodka to babies? I did with Lindsay !”

  12. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
    Jkh
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    Will somebody get this walking carpet out of my way?

  13. John Travolta Creepy Small Goatee Gray Streaked Long Hair Wig The Forger Set
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    He remembered the code 1 lantern = back massage, 2 lanterns front massage. He looks up to see 2 lanterns in the steeple.

  14. Anthony Weiner At Playground With Son
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    After seeing an image of Anthony’s Weiner on her phone, she quickly changed the angle of the phone and noticed that it was a reflection instead of a picture.

  15. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
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    Jack Links presents messin’ with Sasquatch…

  16. Scarlett Johansson Falling Down Meme Jon Hamm Penis Jennifer Westfeldt
    PEDAT
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    That is photoshopped..

  17. John Travolta Creepy Small Goatee Gray Streaked Long Hair Wig The Forger Set
    Andie
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    At least there’s some grey. That bowling-ball black color he usually chooses for his wigs is terrible. The grey is an improvement.

  18. Reese Witherspoon Butt Tight Jeans
    Andie
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    She’s still just as cute as a button.

  19. Carol Alt Butt Tight Dress Gray Line Ride Of Fame Event In Her Honor
    Andie
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    Wow. Impressive. She looks fantastic.

  20. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
    me
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    Moo

  21. Bar Refaeli Bikini Instagram
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    Last reason for pride we have here, in the Holy SHIT!!!!-land…

  22. Scarlett Johansson Falling Down Meme Jon Hamm Penis Jennifer Westfeldt
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    If you zoom in, you will see tiny words on his zipper that spell “I’m with clumsy”

  23. Scarlett Johansson Falling Down Meme Jon Hamm Penis Jennifer Westfeldt
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    Should have photoshopped her trying to stop the fall but grabbing Hamm’s bacon.

  24. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Tight Dress Pride Of Britain Awards
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    “Guys, where did all these shillings come from?” [I don't know what the limey equivalent of a quarter is.]

  25. Corey Feldman Shauna Sand Hooker Bootsy Bellows
    my 2 cents
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    This whole damn picture is just sad. Three terribly insecure people exhibiting their lack of self esteem for the whole world to see.

  26. Matthew Perry Huading Awards Ceremony
    fred
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    “It’s me. I’M the star. Matthew Perry. I was on American television 20 years ago. Still never heard of me?

    Fuck this country.”

  27. Joe Jonas Sorry Im A Stranger Here Myself Shirt
    fred
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    He’s not helping himself.

  28. John Travolta Creepy Small Goatee Gray Streaked Long Hair Wig The Forger Set
    Fingergod
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    “Mista Kotta, oh ma gawddddddd”

  29. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Tight Dress Pride Of Britain Awards
    martina
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    oh my …. very nice piece of ass
    mmmmmm

  30. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Tight Dress Pride Of Britain Awards
    Pff
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    Yes, I do wish my girlfriend was hot like her. I do wish my girlfriend was a freak like her. Do I, do I.

  31. Ashley Roberts Butt Tight Dress Pride Of Britain Awards
    martina
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    oh my ….. mm mm mm

  32. Carol Alt Butt Tight Dress Gray Line Ride Of Fame Event In Her Honor
    martina
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    wow … after all these years … very nice ass

  33. Scarlett Johansson Falling Down Meme Jon Hamm Penis Jennifer Westfeldt
    martina
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    she’s wearing too much clothing for this

  34. Jennifer Lopez Butt Velour Dress HRC National Dinner
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    So tired of her “I’ve just had a stroke” face.

  35. Melanie Griffith 11th Annual Best In Drag Show
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    “You can call me…JOKER!”

  36. Anthony Weiner At Playground With Son
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    “Can you believe that ugly motherfucker had the mayor’s race by the balls and blew it. Hahaha. I made a pun. He’s behind me, isn’t he?”

  37. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
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    Girls. As in, where are they in this pic?

  38. Anne Burrell Legs Short Shorts
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    I actually closed my eyes as I scrolled down to make this comment. True story.

  39. Reese Witherspoon Butt Tight Jeans
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    “Wash me…with your tongue?”

  40. Christopher Lambert 92nd Arc De Triomphe Race
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    In this behind the scenes look at “The Lee Iacocca Story,” Christopher Lambert insists he used to fuck Diane Lane.

  41. Olivier Martinez Huge Baguette Under Arm
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    “Halle said she wanted to give me some pain, so I decided to buy some myself.”

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