The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.8.13

October 8th, 2013 // 445 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, your daily retreat from your conscience. A place where you’re free to make wild assumptions about celebrities based on a single awkwardly timed photograph. Gay sex, you’re almost certainly thinking! Or take this shot of Gerard Butler. Sure, gay sex probably works here too, but I know one of you out there has a port-a-potty/300 zinger ready to go. Then there’s Denise Richards having no choice but to play along and brush off the spiders before Charlie starts firing a gun at them, Heidi Klum with a penis-shaped object near her face and Joe Jonas wearing a shirt with words written on it, which is a great idea look for him that will in no way get twisted into misconceptions about the type of person he puts his penis in.

Extra homophobia, but no politics. Am I making progress? Discuss,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Quentin Tarantino Jeremy Irons Huading Awards Ceremony
    martian leader
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    what are they playing ‘wheel of fortune’?

  2. Scarlett Johansson Falling Down Meme Jon Hamm Penis Jennifer Westfeldt
    Mike Walker
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    The glory days of memes appear to be behind us.

  3. Scarlett Johansson Falling Down Meme Jon Hamm Penis Jennifer Westfeldt
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    Worst. Meme. Ever.

  4. Avril Lavigne Huading Awards Ceremony
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    What the hell is with the advertisements? I can still see her!

  5. Heidi Klum Eating Popsicle At Kids Soccer Game
    martian leader
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    it’s not even an ice pop. it’s just plastic. she’ll do anything for the tiny tigers to win this semi-final.

  6. Carol Alt Butt Tight Dress Gray Line Ride Of Fame Event In Her Honor
    Urbanspaceman
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    Janice, I hope you’re watching. This is a supermodel.

  7. Anne Burrell Legs Short Shorts
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    Girl Fierri

  8. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
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    that’s a big bitch :)

  9. Scarlett Johansson Falling Down Meme Jon Hamm Penis Jennifer Westfeldt
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    Scarlett’s reaction to her first Hamm-bone sighting was typical of many before her.

  10. Gerard Butler Squatting Next To Bike
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    I had the same look when I mixed oreos with baked beans.

  11. John Ratzenberger Google Glass An Evening Honoring James Burrows Academy Of Television Arts & Sciences
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    Glasshole.

  12. Bar Refaeli Bikini Instagram
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    She’s fucking hot!

  13. Carol Alt Butt Tight Dress Gray Line Ride Of Fame Event In Her Honor
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    Guess her ass is the “end of the line.”

    Get it? ba da pshhhhhh.

  14. Anthony Weiner At Playground With Son
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    Oh great I send penis pics it looks like a goat with a bad cough, he sends one, no mayors office.

  15. Reese Witherspoon Butt Tight Jeans
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    What’s with the comically-oversized male escort business cards, Deacon?

  16. Nicole Kidman Death Stare Variety 5th Annual Power Of Women Event
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    There is no Nicole. Only Zuul.

  17. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
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    No toilet paper for her , crack out the paper towels.

  18. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage Instagram
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    When did she grow the rack? 2 Months ago she had the chest of a 12 year old, now she’s sporting a nice pair of Cs, at the least. I mean, I’m not complaining, I like my 15 year olds with bolt ons.

    • Mike

      Actually, I heard daddy bought her the cleavage for her, trying to smooth things over. The perfect “coming of age” gift for an 8th grader with the heart of a stripper..

  19. Denise Richards Charlie Sheen Scratching Themselves Pumpkin Patch
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    Is that Big Bird in the top left corner?

  20. Jada Pinkett Smith Shaved Head Willow Smith Hoodie Pulled Over Head LAX
    Mike
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    So now that Jada’s turned 55, she’s shaving her head? Yea, that’s attractive…

  21. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Tight Dress Pride Of Britain Awards
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    She should be proud of dat ass.

  22. Quentin Tarantino Jeremy Irons Huading Awards Ceremony
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    Jeremy:
    If you’re blue and you don’t know
    where to go to why don’t you go
    where fashion sits-
    Quentin:
    pUtTin’ oN tHE r iTzZz!!!!

  23. Nicole Kidman Death Stare Variety 5th Annual Power Of Women Event
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    Nicole Kidman at Variety’s 5th Annual Power Of Puzuzu Event in Los Angeles. (October 4, 2013)

    -fixed.

  24. Anthony Weiner At Playground With Son
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    “He’s right behind me, isn’t he?”

  25. Olivier Martinez Huge Baguette Under Arm
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    How long until Halle kicks him to the curb and accuses him of being racist?

  26. Peta Murgatroyd Ripped Abs Sports Bra DWTS Practice
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    Ugly name, beautiful woman. That’s a rare combination.

  27. Corey Feldman Shauna Sand Hooker Bootsy Bellows
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    the way this dude has to keep publicly compensating is getting really sad.

  28. Matthew Perry Huading Awards Ceremony
    Jon Pork
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    “Could I _BE_ any more confused about what this award is for?”

  29. John Travolta Creepy Small Goatee Gray Streaked Long Hair Wig The Forger Set
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    massage time!!!!!!!!

  30. Tanjareen Martin Side Boob Cleavage Hollywood Black Film Festival Closing Night
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    I love tangarines.

  31. Anthony Weiner At Playground With Son
    Wrynoceros
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    Sure you don’t wanna give me some special wanton soup…?

  32. Christopher Lambert 92nd Arc De Triomphe Race
    Swearin
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    In the new Mortal Kombat film, Rayden goes shopping at Men’s Werehouse

  33. Denise Richards Charlie Sheen Scratching Themselves Pumpkin Patch
    Swearin
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    They all want pumpkins; the kids want to make jack o lanterns, Denise wants to make fresh pumpkin bread and pie, and Charlie wants one to take home and have sex with

  34. Heidi Klum Eating Popsicle At Kids Soccer Game
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    Taste the rainbow….

  35. Melanie Griffith 11th Annual Best In Drag Show
    Champers
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    In related news, Antonio Banderas just shot himself in the face. Twice.

  36. Corey Feldman Shauna Sand Hooker Bootsy Bellows
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    I would fuck both of these women. Don’t you judge me.

  37. Michael Lohan Pushing Son In Stroller Talking On Cellphone
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    How soon after that kid learns to walk will Michael teach him how to properly kick a woman in her vagina?

  38. Jennifer Lopez Butt Velour Dress HRC National Dinner
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    Performing for dictators pays well.

  39. Heidi Klum Eating Popsicle At Kids Soccer Game
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    Nobody remembers anything else from the game but her sucking on that Popsicle.

  40. Carol Alt Butt Tight Dress Gray Line Ride Of Fame Event In Her Honor
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    Good lord. She’s still got it.

  41. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage Instagram
    Kelcagnie
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    Hey, I didn’t know Rene Zellweger and Casey Affleck were doing movie together.

  42. Jennifer Lopez Butt Velour Dress HRC National Dinner
    Kelcagnie
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    Is this an Escher? This multiple-arm optical illision is hurting my eyes. God that man was brilliant. His earlier work with her ass is insane.

  43. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
    Kelcagnie
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    It’s all she has now.

  44. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
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    You can probably see her from the space shuttle.

  45. Nicole Kidman Death Stare Variety 5th Annual Power Of Women Event
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    Charlie McCarthy’s not so jovial sister Charlene,

  46. Harrison Ford Wetten Dass...? German TV Show
    Ms Swan
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    “If it’s raining men, I’m getting soaked!”

  47. Gerard Butler Squatting Next To Bike
    safety dancer
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    See what happens when you replace your bicycle seat with a big dildo.

  48. Melanie Griffith 11th Annual Best In Drag Show
    Ms Swan
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    Janice Dickinson called, she wants her face back.

  49. Anthony Mackie Jennifer Connelly Falling Down In The Rain Shelter Set
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    Just a man and his buckets. And that’s all he needs.

  50. Denise Richards Charlie Sheen Scratching Themselves Pumpkin Patch
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    ” You’re ok Charlie. The Great Pumpkin’s not real and even if he was, it’s still daytime. You’ll be just fine.”

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