The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.8.13

October 8th, 2013 // 445 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, your daily retreat from your conscience. A place where you’re free to make wild assumptions about celebrities based on a single awkwardly timed photograph. Gay sex, you’re almost certainly thinking! Or take this shot of Gerard Butler. Sure, gay sex probably works here too, but I know one of you out there has a port-a-potty/300 zinger ready to go. Then there’s Denise Richards having no choice but to play along and brush off the spiders before Charlie starts firing a gun at them, Heidi Klum with a penis-shaped object near her face and Joe Jonas wearing a shirt with words written on it, which is a great idea look for him that will in no way get twisted into misconceptions about the type of person he puts his penis in.

Extra homophobia, but no politics. Am I making progress? Discuss,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage Instagram
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    She’s so edgy and creative I can barely contain my apathy.

  2. Corey Feldman Shauna Sand Hooker Bootsy Bellows
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    Does this mean Corey is doing better, or Shauna is doing worse?

  3. Anne Burrell Legs Short Shorts
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    Wow, Billie Idol really let himself go!

  4. Anne Burrell Legs Short Shorts
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    I thought Corey Haim died

  5. Anthony Weiner At Playground With Son
    Rico Jones
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    A Weiner and a Wang.

  6. John Ratzenberger Google Glass An Evening Honoring James Burrows Academy Of Television Arts & Sciences
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    “Ok Glass…google ‘what’s wrong with Meg Ryan’s face’ “

  7. Olivier Martinez Huge Baguette Under Arm
    gigi
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    in France there’s no bullshit plastic wrap tho…. fresh & good & ready!

  8. Jennifer Lopez Butt Velour Dress HRC National Dinner
    Cock Dr
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    Must admit she looks damned good here.
    Smothering the thighs in long drapes of velvet is a clever wardrobe choice.

  9. Melanie Griffith 11th Annual Best In Drag Show
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    Did she win?

  10. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Tight Dress Pride Of Britain Awards
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    Nice all around.

  11. Anne Burrell Legs Short Shorts
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    She ain’t pretty, but I love her.

  12. Tanjareen Martin Side Boob Cleavage Hollywood Black Film Festival Closing Night
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    She must have been named after the color of the glow of her skin.

  13. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
    Cock Dr
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    Well what’s a girl to do with a substance abusing husband and marriage on the rocks? You go out clubbing!

  14. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
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    So she has to wear a jacket labeled with what species she & her friends are?

  15. Gerard Butler Squatting Next To Bike
    Odbarc
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    Well, this is a good of place as any to take a shit.

  16. Scarlett Johansson Falling Down Meme Jon Hamm Penis Jennifer Westfeldt
    EricLR
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    She knows when to bow before greatness.

  17. Christopher Lambert 92nd Arc De Triomphe Race
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    I have nothing bad to say about this man.

  18. Bar Refaeli Bikini Instagram
    EricLR
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    She can build a settlement in my territory any time.

  19. Avril Lavigne Huading Awards Ceremony
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Oddly enough, all of those logos say, “We hate Nickelback”.

  20. Denise Richards Charlie Sheen Scratching Themselves Pumpkin Patch
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    Wilson peekin over the bushes tryna see the meth itchies.

  21. Quentin Tarantino Jeremy Irons Huading Awards Ceremony
    EricLR
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    Once again, Jeremy Irons, Master of Disguise, fooled Tarantino by dressing as David Carradine in “Kung Fu.”

  22. Prince William The Football Association 150 Year Celebration Event
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Look at that face… I’m sure the hot chick would’ve married (and had unprotected sex with) him even if he wasn’t a Prince.

    Sure.

  23. Nicole Kidman Death Stare Variety 5th Annual Power Of Women Event
    EricLR
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    Hey Pete! Mrs. Kidman wants to know if any of us have seen some guy named “John Connor” backstage.

  24. Melanie Griffith 11th Annual Best In Drag Show
    CptCreep
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    I loved her in the Wrestler!

  25. Gerard Butler Squatting Next To Bike
    EricLR
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    “Hey asshole, you can’t do that here!”

    “Don’t worry mate, my shit doesn’t stink.”

  26. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage Instagram
    EricLR
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    She gave up after her third attempt to sound out the letters.

  27. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
    Jade
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    In the absence of her sister Kim, Khloe has stepped up to flaunt a giant ass in public.

  28. Joe Jonas Sorry Im A Stranger Here Myself Shirt
    MeanMrsMustard
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    So he’s a top normally?

  29. Joe Jonas Sorry Im A Stranger Here Myself Shirt
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    He wears that to all the hetero nightclubs.

  30. Anthony Mackie Jennifer Connelly Falling Down In The Rain Shelter Set
    EricLR
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    Hey, after we’re done playing homeless, let’s take the Range Rover back to the Four Seasons and order room service!

  31. Denise Richards Charlie Sheen Scratching Themselves Pumpkin Patch
    EricLR
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    Just a lovely Fall day, picking pumpkins and fighting off the Dark Lords who make you itch and demand more meth.

  32. Michael Lohan Pushing Son In Stroller Talking On Cellphone
    dontkillthemessenger
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    There’s no room for another white baby actor?

    Don’t worry, I’ll take him to the tanning salon… just to get a base.

  33. Jennifer Lopez Butt Velour Dress HRC National Dinner
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Nothing says Human Rights like old bitches with no underwear on.

  34. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Tight Dress Pride Of Britain Awards
    EricLR
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    Not pictured: Pride of America Award winner, Lena Dunham.

  35. Anthony Weiner At Playground With Son
    EricLR
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    Saying it all in the foreground: Asian lady calling the cops

  36. Jennifer Lopez Butt Velour Dress HRC National Dinner
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    It’s always important when dealing with human rights to make sure photographers get as many photos of your ass as possible.

  37. Jada Pinkett Smith Shaved Head Willow Smith Hoodie Pulled Over Head LAX
    EricLR
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    I would hang my head in shame too if I were Grace Jones’ kid.

  38. Prince William The Football Association 150 Year Celebration Event
    EricLR
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    He gets like that sometimes. You just have to let him cry himself out. He’ll get tired eventually.

  39. Tanjareen Martin Side Boob Cleavage Hollywood Black Film Festival Closing Night
    Rasputin's Evil Twin
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    Oh, I’m a lumberjack and I’m okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy!!!!!

  40. Corey Feldman Shauna Sand Hooker Bootsy Bellows
    EricLR
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    I wonder how many times his doctor has had to explain to the FDA why he’s ordering antibiotics by the crate?

  41. Prince William The Football Association 150 Year Celebration Event
    Hank E. Ring
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    OMG they’re sooo sweaty.

  42. John Travolta Creepy Small Goatee Gray Streaked Long Hair Wig The Forger Set
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    Very lifelike.

  43. Nicole Kidman Death Stare Variety 5th Annual Power Of Women Event
    Dox
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    “Hello pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name….”

  44. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
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    Nick Cannon is everywhere.

  45. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage Instagram
    Dox
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    “Way too salty….”

  46. Anne Burrell Legs Short Shorts
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    And I ran. I ran so far away. Couldn’t get away.

  47. John Ratzenberger Google Glass An Evening Honoring James Burrows Academy Of Television Arts & Sciences
    EricLR
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    “OK Google Now…what has John Ratzenberger been up to since 1994?”

    “Nothing found”

    • nah

      True story – Ratzenberger is one of the most “successful” actors out there. His Rotten Tomatoes score is ridiculously high because he has guest voiced virtually every PIXAR movie as a running gag.

  48. Melanie Griffith 11th Annual Best In Drag Show
    donkeylicks
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    “Wait until they get a load of me.”

  49. Anne Burrell Legs Short Shorts
    EricLR
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    …so then I was a gym teacher for a while…

  50. Christopher Lambert 92nd Arc De Triomphe Race
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    Damn, he does a great impression of Dana Carvey doing an impression of George H. W. Bush.

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