Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where we find two actresses who wandered to close to The Skarsgard. They should have rubbed more deer urine on to mask the scent of their fear. On a lighter note, somebody’s excited because they were just told they’re getting a big old carrot when they get home! As well Jared Leto and Scarlett Johansson who aren’t even making this a challenge anymore.
Stick around for Elle Macpherson showing off Britain’s pride at the end,
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“I think he’s still there. Is he still there?”
Wait… they’re re-doing Fatboy Slim’s “Weapons of Choice” video? But Walken was so good…
It’s Max Headroom!
She’s hot, but she’s no black tranny from the streets of LA.
Love,
Hugh Grant
Still a TEN. mmmmmmmmmmm.
As in, ten knuckles on each finger.
Onion news reporting . . . mysterious fish stank in our studio. News at 11.
Pretty lady, but… not the smartest way to try and cover the drooping eyelid.
Whatever happened to him in there, I can guarantee you Smithers will be paying for it.
Little-known fact: Broderick actually has 20/20 vision and just got that prescription so his wife’s mouth looks smaller.
Glad to see he’s still with one of the animals he saved from Project X.
So they’ve finally cast the “Gordon Ramsay: The Early Years” biopic. Cool!
Man, I gotta visit Israel. Israeli chicks just roll around like this all the time?
She’s Russian.
No, she’s not Russian…she’s taking her time…HAR HAR HAR…ok, I’m sorry (hangs head)
So, I take it from her hair that she’s switching teams . . .
good one
He’s two ounces of hair gel away from a full Vanilla Ice.
Kinda bad when you have to tattoo the right spot to inject the heroin needle.
nice
Hasn’t Northern Ireland suffered enough.
Dom: “You’re so skinny I could pick you up with no effort!”
AL-M: **through clenched teeth** “You’re… pushing my… spinal cord… into… my brain!”
“Alright, got the scones. Now it’s fuck city.”
“Grrr….Those damn kids can never get anything right…”
Go go gadget torso!
“I fuckin’ HATE it when I can’t remember what I’m angry about!”
“My name is Scott Stringer, and I approve of these breasts.” Paid for by the Hacked Cell Phone Council of America.
It’s really haunting, a good King Leer
Oh, she froze up again! Time to reboot!
Someone just heard Amanda Knox is free and is being approached by Playboy.
the chick on the left has pants that are 2 legit 2 quit.
haaaaay haaaaaaay!
The only thing that would make him look gayer is if he was texting Chris Brown.
this made me lol so bad
WINNER!!!!
+1
“Definitely have to dance on my date. Have to learn how to dance. Definitely. Now.”
“Damn bursitis! I can’t give myself bunny ears in pictures anymore!”
There’s always a Log Cabin Republican in the background, smiling grimly with self-hatred and saying it all with his eyes…
Ahahahahahaha, love it.
This is her clone. The real Milla Jovovich was killed by the gross income of Resident Evil Afterlife.
Well I’m now aware of breasts, so…half the battle!
“Why do people keep calling me OBGYN Kinobi?”
Using her magical “Invisibility Cloak” to evade the paps and sneak into a crack den.
“So then I says to the guy, I says.”
“If you wanna feel my tits, you’ll have to move your hands lower.”
Yankees lost.
In his eyes, you not only see the instinctual terror, but also calculations of the potential contagion radius.
Hah! What a card that Alex is! photobombing Charlotte and Kristen with his “Pee Wee”!
I don’t know, his face has more of a “Thanks for NOT sharing, assholes” look about it.
Looks like the movie poster for Alien 6 – or is it 7? His teeth come out too!
SJP: “OMG!!! I SO love shoes in real-life too!”
MB: “Killmenowkillmenowkillmenowkillmenow…”
heeheeheeheehee! u so funny!
“So I, what? Get out of the car slowly, one leg at a time while you take pictures? And you say all the kids are doing it these days?”
That bag is certified with 0% tractor meat.
I think Mr. Mitchell caught Dennis on his lawn again.
It’s the same look Jeffrey Dahmer has when he picks his kids up at school.
Both of them have horrible skin. He’s looking a little Mickey Rourke here.
Looks like a gay lovers’ quarrel.
“Got your nose!”
Jackman: “Got your balls!”
“Damn tampon…”