The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.4.11

October 4th, 2011 // 584 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where we find two actresses who wandered to close to The Skarsgard. They should have rubbed more deer urine on to mask the scent of their fear. On a lighter note, somebody’s excited because they were just told they’re getting a big old carrot when they get home! As well Jared Leto and Scarlett Johansson who aren’t even making this a challenge anymore.

Stick around for Elle Macpherson showing off Britain’s pride at the end,

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  1. William Shatner GMA
    it had to be said
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    “I think he’s still there. Is he still there?”

  2. Josh Brolin Dancing
    Johnny P!
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    Wait… they’re re-doing Fatboy Slim’s “Weapons of Choice” video? But Walken was so good…

  3. Ewan McGregor
    MILF
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    It’s Max Headroom!

  4. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    She’s hot, but she’s no black tranny from the streets of LA.

    Love,

    Hugh Grant

  5. Elle Macpherson Cleavage
    SteveG
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    Still a TEN. mmmmmmmmmmm.

  6. Coco Ice T
    it had to be said
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    Onion news reporting . . . mysterious fish stank in our studio. News at 11.

  7. Milla Jovovich Cleavage
    Johnny P!
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    Pretty lady, but… not the smartest way to try and cover the drooping eyelid.

  8. Larry King
    MILF
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    Whatever happened to him in there, I can guarantee you Smithers will be paying for it.

  9. Mathew Broderick Sarah Jessica Parker
    pdan
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    Little-known fact: Broderick actually has 20/20 vision and just got that prescription so his wife’s mouth looks smaller.

  10. Mathew Broderick Sarah Jessica Parker
    The Brown Streak
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    Glad to see he’s still with one of the animals he saved from Project X.

  11. Ewan McGregor
    Johnny P!
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    So they’ve finally cast the “Gordon Ramsay: The Early Years” biopic. Cool!

  12. Irina Shayk Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    Man, I gotta visit Israel. Israeli chicks just roll around like this all the time?

  13. Pink Blue Hair Streak Thanks for Sharing
    it had to be said
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    So, I take it from her hair that she’s switching teams . . .

  14. Ewan McGregor
    pdan
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    He’s two ounces of hair gel away from a full Vanilla Ice.

  15. Jared Leto Mesh Tank Top
    The Brown Streak
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    Kinda bad when you have to tattoo the right spot to inject the heroin needle.

  16. Rihanna Cleavage Belfast
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    Hasn’t Northern Ireland suffered enough.

  17. AnnaLynne McCord Side Boob Dominic Purcell
    Johnny P!
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    Dom: “You’re so skinny I could pick you up with no effort!”
    AL-M: **through clenched teeth** “You’re… pushing my… spinal cord… into… my brain!”

  18. Larry King
    pdan
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    “Alright, got the scones. Now it’s fuck city.”

  19. Larry King
    Ticonderoga
    Commented on this photo:

    “Grrr….Those damn kids can never get anything right…”

  20. Elisabetta Canalis Sports Bra Midriff
    pdan
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    Go go gadget torso!

  21. Larry King
    Johnny P!
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    “I fuckin’ HATE it when I can’t remember what I’m angry about!”

  22. Scarlett Johansson Scott Stringer
    The Brown Streak
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    “My name is Scott Stringer, and I approve of these breasts.” Paid for by the Hacked Cell Phone Council of America.

  23. Larry King
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    It’s really haunting, a good King Leer

  24. Katie Holmes Braid
    Johnny P!
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    Oh, she froze up again! Time to reboot!

  25. Josh Brolin Dancing
    The Brown Streak
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    Someone just heard Amanda Knox is free and is being approached by Playboy.

  26. Charlotte Gainsbourg Alexander Skarsgard Kirsten Dunst Melancholia
    Richard McBeef
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    the chick on the left has pants that are 2 legit 2 quit.

  27. Jared Leto Mesh Tank Top
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    The only thing that would make him look gayer is if he was texting Chris Brown.

  28. Katie Holmes Braid
    pdan
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    “Definitely have to dance on my date. Have to learn how to dance. Definitely. Now.”

  29. Barbara Walters Bunny Ears GMA
    Johnny P!
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    “Damn bursitis! I can’t give myself bunny ears in pictures anymore!”

  30. Barbara Walters Bunny Ears GMA
    pdan
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    There’s always a Log Cabin Republican in the background, smiling grimly with self-hatred and saying it all with his eyes…

  31. Milla Jovovich Cleavage
    The Brown Streak
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    This is her clone. The real Milla Jovovich was killed by the gross income of Resident Evil Afterlife.

  32. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage
    pdan
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    Well I’m now aware of breasts, so…half the battle!

  33. Ewan McGregor
    The Brown Streak
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    “Why do people keep calling me OBGYN Kinobi?”

  34. Lindsay Lohan Short Shorts Legs
    Johnny P!
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    Using her magical “Invisibility Cloak” to evade the paps and sneak into a crack den.

  35. Pink Blue Hair Streak Thanks for Sharing
    pdan
    Commented on this photo:

    “So then I says to the guy, I says.”

  36. AnnaLynne McCord Side Boob Dominic Purcell
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    “If you wanna feel my tits, you’ll have to move your hands lower.”

  37. Larry King
    The Brown Streak
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    Yankees lost.

  38. Lindsay Lohan Short Shorts Legs
    pdan
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    In his eyes, you not only see the instinctual terror, but also calculations of the potential contagion radius.

  39. Charlotte Gainsbourg Alexander Skarsgard Kirsten Dunst Melancholia
    Johnny P!
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    Hah! What a card that Alex is! photobombing Charlotte and Kristen with his “Pee Wee”!

  40. Tim Robbins
    pdan
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    I don’t know, his face has more of a “Thanks for NOT sharing, assholes” look about it.

  41. Larry King
    Sporange
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    Looks like the movie poster for Alien 6 – or is it 7? His teeth come out too!

  42. Mathew Broderick Sarah Jessica Parker
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    SJP: “OMG!!! I SO love shoes in real-life too!”
    MB: “Killmenowkillmenowkillmenowkillmenow…”

  43. Elle Macpherson Cleavage
    pdan
    Commented on this photo:

    “So I, what? Get out of the car slowly, one leg at a time while you take pictures? And you say all the kids are doing it these days?”

  44. Elisabetta Canalis Sports Bra Midriff
    The Brown Streak
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    That bag is certified with 0% tractor meat.

  45. Larry King
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    I think Mr. Mitchell caught Dennis on his lawn again.

  46. Katie Holmes Braid
    The Brown Streak
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    It’s the same look Jeffrey Dahmer has when he picks his kids up at school.

  47. AnnaLynne McCord Side Boob Dominic Purcell
    Kelly
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    Both of them have horrible skin. He’s looking a little Mickey Rourke here.

  48. William Shatner GMA
    Mike Walker
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    Looks like a gay lovers’ quarrel.

  49. Hugh Jackman Make Up
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    “Got your nose!”
    Jackman: “Got your balls!”

  50. Rihanna Cleavage Belfast
    kec232
    Commented on this photo:

    “Damn tampon…”

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