The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.4.11

October 4th, 2011 // 584 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where we find two actresses who wandered to close to The Skarsgard. They should have rubbed more deer urine on to mask the scent of their fear. On a lighter note, somebody’s excited because they were just told they’re getting a big old carrot when they get home! As well Jared Leto and Scarlett Johansson who aren’t even making this a challenge anymore.

Stick around for Elle Macpherson showing off Britain’s pride at the end,

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  1. William Shatner GMA
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    i know you were the Captain on Star Trek but I think he called dibbs on that chair first Bill.

  2. Scarlett Johansson Scott Stringer
    Richard McBeef
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    Tune in Tokyo.

  3. Jared Leto Mesh Tank Top
    Snack pack
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    I’m too sexy to have a real job . . .

  4. Coco Ice T
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    Every time she leans back her leg goes up like that and her mouth opens wide.

  5. Scarlett Johansson Scott Stringer
    Crankybitch
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    The perv did it and he’s wearing a wedding ring. Bailiff, whack his pee pee!

  6. Scarlett Johansson Scott Stringer
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
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    Give me just one touch, and I’ll make the internet go away.

  7. Rihanna Cleavage Belfast
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    Why is she rubbing her gash in every goddamn photo?

  8. Barbara Walters Bunny Ears GMA
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    “…and this bunny came out of nowhere… (are my fingers pointing in the douche behind me? Excellent)”

  9. Larry King
    Richard McBeef
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    Considering that’s the same face he had a couple weeks ago, I’d say that Mr. King needs more fiber.

  10. Scarlett Johansson Scott Stringer
    Snack pack
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    The friggin’ rich can get away with ANYTHING!

  11. Lindsay Lohan Short Shorts Legs
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    Well, I guess this proves that there is one thing they don’t want a picture of.

  12. William Shatner GMA
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    “Shhh, don’t say it too loud, but there is a black guy on the set, go and get security, quietly!”

  13. Lindsay Lohan Short Shorts Legs
    MarkM
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    “mmmMMMMmmmm…Yucha! And the answer to the question placed in this hermetically sealed envelope is…a tank, a plank, and a skank”

  14. Charlotte Gainsbourg Alexander Skarsgard Kirsten Dunst Melancholia
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
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    Kristen doesn’t mind being dry humped by him because she knows he checking out other guys while his penis is pressed against her hip.

  15. Vanessa Hudgens Short Shorts Legs
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    I think she’s Eddie Munster’s real life daughter.

  16. Lindsay Lohan Short Shorts Legs
    Richard McBeef
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    no pants stewardess is both a good look and a future career opportunity for her.

  17. Pink Blue Hair Streak Thanks for Sharing
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    Pink recently starred in a crossover movie, it’s ‘There’s Something About Mary’ meets ‘The Smurfs’, it’s hilarious.

  18. Mathew Broderick Sarah Jessica Parker
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    If it weren’t for all his extramarital affairs, Broderick’s constant insistence on how gorgeous his wife is would make me think something was wrong with him.

  19. Larry King
    Snack pack
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    The fucks wrong with this guy?

  20. Katie Holmes Braid
    mishmash
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    She’s morphing into Jackie O!!

  21. Rihanna Cleavage Belfast
    it had to be said
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    Vaginal itching is a non-sectarian issue, Belfast!

  22. Elle Macpherson Cleavage
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    *Pictured here in a luxury motorboat.

  23. Scarlett Johansson Scott Stringer
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    “You’ve got a little crumb on you, let me get that…and get that…and get that…and BOOM goes the dynamite!”

  24. Larry King
    Satan's bitch
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    It never fails. In every photo of Larry King, there’s some old geezer in the foreground grimacing … wait.

  25. Rihanna Cleavage Belfast
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Belfast says thanks. Throw a jumper on there and give us a song.

  26. Milla Jovovich Cleavage
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    she has epic nipples.

  27. Katie Holmes Braid
    Snack pack
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    Time to bring ‘er in for repairs and/or “rewiring.”

  28. Ewan McGregor
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    He looks confused…probably as to why he has so much fucking forehead.

  29. AnnaLynne McCord Side Boob Dominic Purcell
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    He’s stretching that sideboob well past the recommended limits.

  30. Mathew Broderick Sarah Jessica Parker
    it had to be said
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    So, Halloween party? Broderick is Michael Caine in the late ’80s, Jessica is a carnivorous horse?

  31. Jared Leto Mesh Tank Top
    it had to be said
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    Holy shit, he totally looks like the tough guy caddy in Caddy Shack.

  32. Hugh Jackman Make Up
    Snack pack
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    A rare photograph of the “green cloud” caused by dining on beans and salsa verde the night before.

  33. Ewan McGregor
    Richard McBeef
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    Will it ever stop? Yo, I don’t know. Turn off the lights and I’ll glow.

  34. Mathew Broderick Sarah Jessica Parker
    MILF
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    Carol Channing looks great!

  35. Josh Brolin Dancing
    it had to be said
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    Cool. It’s about time they remade Roger Rabbit. I like Christina Hendricks for Jessica Rabbit.

  36. Lindsay Lohan Short Shorts Legs
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    I don’t get it; one day she’s begging the photogs to take her pic and the next she’s doing this. She still hasn’t taken the obvious road of indie films either; before too long she’ll be lucky if a UCLA film student wants her in their film.

  37. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage
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    What can you say about supporting breast cancer awareness by putting your huge boobs on display, except for BBBRRRRRRBBBBBBBRRRBBBBB

  38. Milla Jovovich Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    Damn. That’s sexy sternum. No wait. No it isn’t.

  39. Pink Blue Hair Streak Thanks for Sharing
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    Is it a coincidence that pigs are pink?

  40. Larry King
    it had to be said
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    This is what you look like when the world’s your lawn and those damn kids won’t get off it.

  41. Scarlett Johansson Scott Stringer
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
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    “Fuck Anthony Weiner ! i know what i likes!”

  42. Lindsay Lohan Short Shorts Legs
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    She’s in Paris…her pants are in whatever guys bed she woke up in this morning.

  43. Josh Brolin Dancing
    MILF
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    There is always a guy with a molester-’stache in the background, saying it all with his tongue.

  44. Vanessa Hudgens Short Shorts Legs
    Richard McBeef
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    she should really start dumping more nude pics as she circles the drain.

  45. Elle Macpherson Cleavage
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    Why is Elle Macpherson’s grandmother wearing her dress?

  46. Rihanna Cleavage Belfast
    The Brown Streak
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    Masterbating in front of audiences is also considered a compliment in Barbados.

  47. Hugh Jackman Make Up
    it had to be said
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    At what point are you such a star that you let that guy mess around with your face instead of saying “step back, pal. Just step back.”

  48. Charlotte Gainsbourg Alexander Skarsgard Kirsten Dunst Melancholia
    Yummy
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    God damn he looks good!

  49. Lindsay Lohan Short Shorts Legs
    Snack pack
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    “I’ve done 50 guys in the last three days. I’m too tired to do that asian guy no matter how excited he is, especially since he went brown shoes with dark jeans.”

  50. Pink Blue Hair Streak Thanks for Sharing
    SteveG
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    “If he dies…he dies.”

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