Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where we find two actresses who wandered to close to The Skarsgard. They should have rubbed more deer urine on to mask the scent of their fear. On a lighter note, somebody’s excited because they were just told they’re getting a big old carrot when they get home! As well Jared Leto and Scarlett Johansson who aren’t even making this a challenge anymore.
Stick around for Elle Macpherson showing off Britain’s pride at the end,
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i know you were the Captain on Star Trek but I think he called dibbs on that chair first Bill.
Tune in Tokyo.
Beat me to it :)
I’m too sexy to have a real job . . .
Every time she leans back her leg goes up like that and her mouth opens wide.
The perv did it and he’s wearing a wedding ring. Bailiff, whack his pee pee!
Give me just one touch, and I’ll make the internet go away.
Why is she rubbing her gash in every goddamn photo?
Because low rent babes think it’s “oh so sexy”. Oh it’s to draw your eyes away from that fivehead.
Tinea cruris
It’s probably her classy upbringing and humble demeanor.
“…and this bunny came out of nowhere… (are my fingers pointing in the douche behind me? Excellent)”
Considering that’s the same face he had a couple weeks ago, I’d say that Mr. King needs more fiber.
The friggin’ rich can get away with ANYTHING!
Well, I guess this proves that there is one thing they don’t want a picture of.
LOL!! Touché
LOL!!!!
awesome
“Shhh, don’t say it too loud, but there is a black guy on the set, go and get security, quietly!”
“mmmMMMMmmmm…Yucha! And the answer to the question placed in this hermetically sealed envelope is…a tank, a plank, and a skank”
Kristen doesn’t mind being dry humped by him because she knows he checking out other guys while his penis is pressed against her hip.
I think she’s Eddie Munster’s real life daughter.
no pants stewardess is both a good look and a future career opportunity for her.
Pink recently starred in a crossover movie, it’s ‘There’s Something About Mary’ meets ‘The Smurfs’, it’s hilarious.
If it weren’t for all his extramarital affairs, Broderick’s constant insistence on how gorgeous his wife is would make me think something was wrong with him.
The fucks wrong with this guy?
She’s morphing into Jackie O!!
Vaginal itching is a non-sectarian issue, Belfast!
*Pictured here in a luxury motorboat.
You’re always in luxury when you’re motorboating Elle.
“You’ve got a little crumb on you, let me get that…and get that…and get that…and BOOM goes the dynamite!”
It never fails. In every photo of Larry King, there’s some old geezer in the foreground grimacing … wait.
Belfast says thanks. Throw a jumper on there and give us a song.
she has epic nipples.
and pecs
Time to bring ‘er in for repairs and/or “rewiring.”
He looks confused…probably as to why he has so much fucking forehead.
No, it’s because people keep calling him Corey.
He’s stretching that sideboob well past the recommended limits.
So, Halloween party? Broderick is Michael Caine in the late ’80s, Jessica is a carnivorous horse?
Holy shit, he totally looks like the tough guy caddy in Caddy Shack.
A rare photograph of the “green cloud” caused by dining on beans and salsa verde the night before.
+10!
I’m voting on this one for Saturday.
Will it ever stop? Yo, I don’t know. Turn off the lights and I’ll glow.
ha!
Carol Channing looks great!
Cool. It’s about time they remade Roger Rabbit. I like Christina Hendricks for Jessica Rabbit.
I don’t get it; one day she’s begging the photogs to take her pic and the next she’s doing this. She still hasn’t taken the obvious road of indie films either; before too long she’ll be lucky if a UCLA film student wants her in their film.
What can you say about supporting breast cancer awareness by putting your huge boobs on display, except for BBBRRRRRRBBBBBBBRRRBBBBB
Damn. That’s sexy sternum. No wait. No it isn’t.
Is it a coincidence that pigs are pink?
Is it a coincidence that vaginas are?
This is what you look like when the world’s your lawn and those damn kids won’t get off it.
“Fuck Anthony Weiner ! i know what i likes!”
She’s in Paris…her pants are in whatever guys bed she woke up in this morning.
There is always a guy with a molester-’stache in the background, saying it all with his tongue.
she should really start dumping more nude pics as she circles the drain.
no shit, this time ASS SHOTS TOO PLEASE!!!!!
Why is Elle Macpherson’s grandmother wearing her dress?
Masterbating in front of audiences is also considered a compliment in Barbados.
At what point are you such a star that you let that guy mess around with your face instead of saying “step back, pal. Just step back.”
God damn he looks good!
Uh huh. So hot it hurts. Bite me, Alex, bite me hard.
agreed, hes so sexy…though he’s lookin kind of thin these days
“I’ve done 50 guys in the last three days. I’m too tired to do that asian guy no matter how excited he is, especially since he went brown shoes with dark jeans.”
“If he dies…he dies.”