The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.4.11

October 4th, 2011 // 584 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where we find two actresses who wandered to close to The Skarsgard. They should have rubbed more deer urine on to mask the scent of their fear. On a lighter note, somebody’s excited because they were just told they’re getting a big old carrot when they get home! As well Jared Leto and Scarlett Johansson who aren’t even making this a challenge anymore.

Stick around for Elle Macpherson showing off Britain’s pride at the end,

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  1. Irina Shayk Cleavage
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    It’s always the ones with mosquito bites. You never see Kat Dennings pulling shit like this. Damn.

  2. Tim Robbins
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    That’s the frown of a man who hasn’t had a nap on sweet Sarandon pillows for a long while.

  3. Vanessa Hudgens Short Shorts Legs
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    Wow, Yoko Ono is improving with age.

  4. Elle Macpherson Cleavage
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    Yes, yes pl…. AAAAAAH FREAKHAND!!!!

  5. Lindsay Lohan Short Shorts Legs
    Pip pip cheery-o
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    “OoooOOooohhhh it’s the Rindsey Rohan!”

  6. irie

    Down in dee eye lunds we call dis de Miley.

  7. Scarlett Johansson Scott Stringer
    g33k
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    The reception appears to be fuzzy, let me tune it in a little better.

  8. Ewan McGregor
    DogBoy
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    One eye is watching the movie, the other is scoping the exit.

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  10. Barbara Walters Bunny Ears GMA
    DogBoy
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    Macy’s > Tit-Harnesses > Belts > Patent Leather

  11. Crotch rot & crabs.

  12. Gerbil in my Butt

    Why can’t this smug, fugly bitch just go away? Far, far away?

  13. Milla Jovovich Cleavage
    sasha
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    Sometimes “smokey eyes” just looks like “punched in eyes”

  14. Jared Leto Mesh Tank Top
    Buddy the Elf
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    I wish someone felt like destroying something beautiful. And gay.

  15. Scarlett Johansson Scott Stringer
    Buddy the Elf
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    “Hey they seem real! Check it out!”

  16. Larry King
    Buddy the Elf
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    “Arrrrggggghhhh.
    We dares cross my bridge?”

  17. Lindsay Lohan Short Shorts Legs
    Buddy the Elf
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    Keepin it classy.
    No wonder the French hate us.

  18. Tim Robbins
    Buddy the Elf
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    Good to see Chaz dropped a few lbs doing all that dancing.

  19. Vanessa Hudgens Short Shorts Legs
    Buddy the Elf
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    Seems like a bitch in the Jessica Alba mold – never smiles.
    And why does Hollywood have to always CARRY their cell phone. Youve got pockets and a purse honey. Use them then flash us your bush.

  20. Scarlett Johansson Scott Stringer
    TheListener
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    LOL That photographer got the shot at JUST THE RIGHT MOMENT. :)

  21. Mathew Broderick Sarah Jessica Parker
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    What, me worry?

  22. Jared Leto Mesh Tank Top
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    I’ve got a big head and little arms!!!

  23. Mathew Broderick Sarah Jessica Parker
    honeybadger
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    I thought Orville Redenbacher was dead?

  24. Larry King
    honeybadger
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    If I go like this, I can smell my breath. I shouldn’t have had that skunk for breakfast.

  25. Mathew Broderick Sarah Jessica Parker
    Hobo Wine
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    What is Ferris doing with that kid from Real Genius? And why is he wearing a dress?

  26. Frank Burns

    I think the folks at Vagisil may have a real marketing opportunity here.

  27. Jared Leto Mesh Tank Top
    jonesy
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    AMERICAN PSYCHO!!!!

  28. Rihanna Cleavage Belfast
    Steelerchick
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    One word – CANESTEN

  29. Mathew Broderick Sarah Jessica Parker
    Steelerchick
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    When did Ferris get so old?

  30. Jared Leto Mesh Tank Top
    Steelerchick
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    How Douchey is that?

  31. Larry King
    Steelerchick
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    Do you believe this guy still gets laid??

  32. Katie Holmes Braid
    Steelerchick
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    Duh!! Got meds???

  33. Milla Jovovich Cleavage
    tlmck
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    Dude! Did you see that! Some hot girl’s face got run over by a truck!

  34. Coco Ice T
    tlmck
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    Put that leg down! Nobody wants to smell that crap in here!

  35. Scarlett Johansson Scott Stringer
    AxG
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    “Huh…too bad. I was really hoping this was the volume control. Anybody know where the STFU, bitch switch is?”

  36. Elisabetta Canalis Sports Bra Midriff
    spelling police
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    she looks like a guy here

  37. Larry King
    UncleDenial
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    “Deagle, Deagle, Deagle.”

  38. Katie Holmes Braid
    UncleDenial
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    Must be her first time in Pittsburgh.

  39. William Shatner GMA
    UncleDenial
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    Kirk just got exiled from the Klingon Empire.

  40. Mathew Broderick Sarah Jessica Parker
    horse
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    Why the long face?

  41. Elisabetta Canalis Sports Bra Midriff
    Zoya
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    Looks like a dude. Shouldn’t she go back to Italy? She got dumped by Clooney and booted from DWS. Time to catch that plane.

  42. Hugh Jackman Make Up
    Zoya
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    Leopard hat dude wants Hugh’s bugger, and Hugh wants his hat. Its love.

  43. Elle Macpherson Cleavage
    Zoya
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    She looks good for 48? 50? But her chest look horrid. You can’t botox that shit. Sunscreen is your friend.

  44. Jared Leto Mesh Tank Top
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    The weird guy at my gym is going to be so psyched to see this.

  45. Scarlett Johansson Scott Stringer
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    Isaac Mizrahi starts a new trend.

  46. Josh Brolin Dancing
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    The side effect of putting helium up one’s ass isn’t higher pitched farts.

  47. Milla Jovovich Cleavage
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    Her eyes may say ‘hey sexy’ but everything below her neck says ‘don’t scroll down’.

  48. Coco Ice T
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    The ammonia smell from the urinary spray must be unbearable.

  49. Charlotte Gainsbourg Alexander Skarsgard Kirsten Dunst Melancholia
    Del
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    That’s a good movie though.

  50. Jared Leto Mesh Tank Top
    lili
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    Please, someone tell Sinead O’Connor that fishnets are just not her thing.

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