Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker at a The Friends In Deed Benefit in New York City. (October 3, 2011)
Help! I’m with Mr. Peabody!
And he’s with Mr. Ed.
“She looks like a boiled horse” Jeremy Clarkson on Top Gear
Listen! It’s a herd of horse jokes and they’re headed this way.
No, don’t show her the sugar cube! It gets her too excited!!!
yes I am obviously with him for his cock, look how wide I have to open my mouth! oh, what’s that? why is he with me? oh yeah for my money
I can’t hear a thing with all that neighing going on.
Looks like Ralphie finally got the Red Rider horse to go with the BB Gun….
Heeee Hawwww Heeee Hawwwww
I can’t even joke about it, I just feel really sorry for Matthew Broderick. :(
If it weren’t for all his extramarital affairs, Broderick’s constant insistence on how gorgeous his wife is would make me think something was wrong with him.
So, Halloween party? Broderick is Michael Caine in the late ’80s, Jessica is a carnivorous horse?
Carol Channing looks great!
Little-known fact: Broderick actually has 20/20 vision and just got that prescription so his wife’s mouth looks smaller.
Glad to see he’s still with one of the animals he saved from Project X.
SJP: “OMG!!! I SO love shoes in real-life too!”
heeheeheeheehee! u so funny!
There aren’t enough bags in the entire world to cover her head. Bet she’s still hideous with her face plowed into the pillows, too.
She’s callling for her foals.
He looks like a guy who hammers out his frustrations in his basement workshop before he finally snaps and goes on a killing spree starting with the old nag standing next to him!!!
Only years later, during a benefit for homeless witches, would Harry discover that the woman he loved was, in fact, Voldemort’s sister.
A match made in Bizarro World, but somehow they make it work !
He looks like Clark Rockefeller
Have curiosity over just what the real deal is in this alliance.
Beard? Open marriage? Sperm donor?
Does anyone think they might have a normal monogamous heterosexual relationship? Could it be possible?
This is the noise I imagine when I see her like this.
Hmm, guess it’s true; gay men really do like leather.
A gay man married to a horse. This must be a first.
Broderick is turning into the high school civics teacher he played in “Election.” Parker is turning into the lead character of “Seabiscuit.”
i didn’t know chaz bono wore glasses
Jaysus, Broderick is morphing into Larry King!
I was thinking maybe Matthew was looking to take Andy Rooney’s spot. Dude, what old man did you run down to get those glasses?
Now I understand why he stays with her. She hides his glasses and all he usually sees is the top of her head anyways.
“Oh mah gah, I know; I didn’t think we were still married, either!”
Wow, his career is so bad he’s dressed to audition for guest roles on to catch a predator.
There’s a fine line between hipster-douche and “creepy-uncle.”
he’s one step beyond the latter.
At night they make the bespectacled centaur?
“We came into town just to stop at the farrier’s to get Sarah’s hooves re-shod.”
What, me worry?
I thought Orville Redenbacher was dead?
What is Ferris doing with that kid from Real Genius? And why is he wearing a dress?
When did Ferris get so old?
Why the long face?
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