superficial

  1. twinkle

    Now that is a huge head!

  2. You All know I’m Gay Right

  3. ac gator

    I thought Trinity would have better boobs. Disappointing.

  4. SSHGuru

    Look at the men around him – they look like they are gonna hurl.

    • Satan's bitch

      They’re at a fucking *fashion show*, of course they’re gonna hurl! Leto just makes the whole process go much faster.

      • diego

        He better watch out… the woman on the left is getting ready to pitch a loaf on his shiny red shoes

  5. Richard McBeef

    Mesh Shirts: Not just for homos anymo…. OK OK, yeah they are still just for homos.

  6. Sodomy_Is_For_Girls

    “Kissing. Kissing Jordan Catalano.”
    Who’s jealous now, bitches?

    • Jillia

      God I miss that Jared Leto!! I’ll even take early days, eyeliner 30 Seconds To Mars Jared Leto. This has just gotten out of control.

  7. Snack pack

    I’m too sexy to have a real job . . .

  8. it had to be said

    Holy shit, he totally looks like the tough guy caddy in Caddy Shack.

  9. The Brown Streak

    Kinda bad when you have to tattoo the right spot to inject the heroin needle.

  10. The only thing that would make him look gayer is if he was texting Chris Brown.

  11. gillian

    Pssst. Your douche is showing.

  12. AnnaDraconida

    OK, I think his music is decent & he looks fuckable on certain photos, but I have nothing to say about this except FAIL

    • DeucePickle

      Really ? Cause i think his music is fucking terrible. And i’m into that kind of music. Just not his. Because, once again, it’s fucking terrible

  13. farting old man's wife

    All right dammit, now tell me he isn’t gay!!!!

  14. Ahhhh … remember when mesh tanks tops automatically meant you were gay?

  15. Shit, I just realized he looks exactly like Jamie Lee Curtis back when she was borderline hot.

    • I’m sorry, someone seems to have dropped a “borderline” in your sentence; let me help you remove it.
      Don’t mess with the Curtis, dude.

  16. Gaga’s costumes just keep getting better and better.

  17. Bonky

    “NO, it’s not gay. It’s ‘twink couture’”.

  18. lori

    I…can’t..even…speak.

  19. Colin

    Johnny Weir thinks nobody will notice him in his disguise.

  20. Swearin

    “And now is the time on Sprockets where we dance!”

  21. Truk

    I’m gonna go rewatch that scene from fightclub where he gets his face smashed in now.

    • Jillia

      When you’re done you should rewatch the scene from American Psycho where he gets an ax to the head. ;)

  22. Aud

    That triangle necklace looks ridiculous!

  23. TomFrank

    So they’re remaking “Cruising” and no one’s protesting this time?

  24. WhateverYouSay

    Alright. Jared Leto is hot as fuck…He could of ditched that shirt…

  25. “I’ll be back… to spruce up your wardrobe!”

  26. lily

    LOL is he gay now? he was hott in requiem for a dream, but i dont know what the hell is going on in this pic….

  27. Haddo01

    Where’s the rest of the Funky Bunch?

  28. cc

    If he clicks his heels together he’ll find himself back in Kansas…at a gay bar.

  29. samuel

    that guy thats behind him looking at him is thinking “what a f@#kin’ douchebag”

    He should be in Right Said Fred not 40 Seconds to Shit

  30. Raoul

    I always wondered what happened to those girls from the “Addicted to Love” video.

  31. Well, I guess on the bright side, he IS on the other side of “the pond”.

  32. dontlooknow

    How many ways can YOU spell gay?

  33. Buddy the Elf

    I wish someone felt like destroying something beautiful. And gay.

  34. I’ve got a big head and little arms!!!

  35. jonesy

    AMERICAN PSYCHO!!!!

  36. Steelerchick

    How Douchey is that?

  37. The weird guy at my gym is going to be so psyched to see this.

  38. lili

    Please, someone tell Sinead O’Connor that fishnets are just not her thing.

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