The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.4.11

October 4th, 2011 // 584 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where we find two actresses who wandered to close to The Skarsgard. They should have rubbed more deer urine on to mask the scent of their fear. On a lighter note, somebody’s excited because they were just told they’re getting a big old carrot when they get home! As well Jared Leto and Scarlett Johansson who aren’t even making this a challenge anymore.

Stick around for Elle Macpherson showing off Britain’s pride at the end,

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  1. Mathew Broderick Sarah Jessica Parker
    My Left Nut
    Commented on this photo:

    Help! I’m with Mr. Peabody!

  2. Oh Hell No

    WTF? Is this what they wear in Jamaica when they clean house?

    • richromanceix

      I am a young CEO.and now I am seeking for my true love , so i got a username GolfLover222 on
      —–(M’αrrУMillionạire. Č0M–)—– You do not have to be rich or famous…just hope the right lady who see this comment will hit me up , i m serious !
      ……@@her only talent seems to be grabbing her crotch and bending over to give dudes a look at her cooch. And, she’s completely without intelligence; she’s truly stupid.

  3. Scarlett Johansson Scott Stringer
    My Left Nut
    Commented on this photo:

    Hear dear, let me flick that booger off your breast.

  4. Scarlett Johansson Scott Stringer
    O'chunt
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    Nipple twist!

  5. Mathew Broderick Sarah Jessica Parker
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Listen! It’s a herd of horse jokes and they’re headed this way.

  6. Rihanna Cleavage Belfast
    twinkle
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn, this case of krabs is relentless.

  7. Charlotte Gainsbourg Alexander Skarsgard Kirsten Dunst Melancholia
    twinkle
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    mmm, vampire sandwich

  8. Scarlett Johansson Scott Stringer
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    “PURPLE NURPLE!”

  9. Mathew Broderick Sarah Jessica Parker
    bdog821
    Commented on this photo:

    No, don’t show her the sugar cube! It gets her too excited!!!

  10. Scarlett Johansson Scott Stringer
    wow
    Commented on this photo:

    Haven’t I seen these before somewhere? I just can’t quite seem to put my fing- Purple Nurple!

  11. Mathew Broderick Sarah Jessica Parker
    twinkle
    Commented on this photo:

    yes I am obviously with him for his cock, look how wide I have to open my mouth! oh, what’s that? why is he with me? oh yeah for my money

  12. Jared Leto Mesh Tank Top
    twinkle
    Commented on this photo:

    Now that is a huge head!

  13. Larry King
    MarkM
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    Aaaargh! The breeze just broke three of my bones!

  14. Mathew Broderick Sarah Jessica Parker
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    I can’t hear a thing with all that neighing going on.

  15. AnnaLynne McCord Side Boob Dominic Purcell
    bdog821
    Commented on this photo:

    Who and who??

  16. Scarlett Johansson Scott Stringer
    twinkle
    Commented on this photo:

    I love my job!

  17. William Shatner GMA
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    “Overly dramatic? Well, you played Geordie LaForge like he was a pussy!”

  18. Elle Macpherson Cleavage
    alicai
    Commented on this photo:

    Why does her cleavage start at her elbows?

  19. Charlotte Gainsbourg Alexander Skarsgard Kirsten Dunst Melancholia
    Commented on this photo:

    Do these Chicks make ME look Gay

  20. Elle Macpherson Cleavage
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    The Lohan fumes are getting to her.

  21. Josh Brolin Dancing
    twinkle
    Commented on this photo:

    this is exactly the kind of crap I try to warn the kids about. Drugs will do this to you!

  22. Josh Brolin Dancing
    Commented on this photo:

    Crazy way to free yourself from a wedgie.

  23. Milla Jovovich Cleavage
    twinkle
    Commented on this photo:

    His real name is milo jovovich

  24. Scarlett Johansson Scott Stringer
    Keno
    Commented on this photo:

    I knew it, one thumb high.

  25. Charlotte Gainsbourg Alexander Skarsgard Kirsten Dunst Melancholia
    Commented on this photo:

    Guess which one doesn’t need prosthetic fangs?

  26. Scarlett Johansson Scott Stringer
    Scott
    Commented on this photo:

    Our latest model, the “ScarJo 2000″ was inspired by actress Scarlett Johannson. Let me do a little demonstration. First, we must power her on with a twist of her right nipple…

  27. Jared Leto Mesh Tank Top
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    You All know I’m Gay Right

  28. Mathew Broderick Sarah Jessica Parker
    Mooty
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    Looks like Ralphie finally got the Red Rider horse to go with the BB Gun….

  29. Larry King
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    It’s nice that he so enjoys shopping.

  30. Larry King
    twinkle
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    Cannot believe I had to carry these bags by myself! They must way at least a pound. Do you know what that kind of weight can do an arm that’s been through the civil war?

  31. Jared Leto Mesh Tank Top
    ac gator
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought Trinity would have better boobs. Disappointing.

  32. Lindsay Lohan Short Shorts Legs
    Mr. Fuck You
    Commented on this photo:

    DAMN, BITCH SNORTED HER OWN PANTS

  33. Larry King
    Commented on this photo:

    Yea I’m retired, what’s it to ya!

  34. Charlotte Gainsbourg Alexander Skarsgard Kirsten Dunst Melancholia
    SSHGuru
    Commented on this photo:

    Woman on left – doesn’t want to be there. Man in middle – Gay. Woman on right, makes you turn gay.

  35. Mathew Broderick Sarah Jessica Parker
    SSHGuru
    Commented on this photo:

    Heeee Hawwww Heeee Hawwwww

  36. Charlotte Gainsbourg Alexander Skarsgard Kirsten Dunst Melancholia
    Snack pack
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    The Skarsgard frightens Charlotte. Whereas Kirsten is, uh . . . who the hell can read that face?

  37. Jared Leto Mesh Tank Top
    SSHGuru
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    Look at the men around him – they look like they are gonna hurl.

    • Satan's bitch

      They’re at a fucking *fashion show*, of course they’re gonna hurl! Leto just makes the whole process go much faster.

      • diego

        He better watch out… the woman on the left is getting ready to pitch a loaf on his shiny red shoes

  38. Scarlett Johansson Scott Stringer
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    “I wonder if I can make these look like that picture on the internet…”

  39. Katie Holmes Braid
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    Stepford wife.

  40. Scarlett Johansson Scott Stringer
    Commented on this photo:

    “Listen, I’m not gonna lie. I saw your ‘leaked’ pics. I fapped to them. Now, if this is a dream I need to pinch mysel..er… I mean you”

  41. AnnaLynne McCord Side Boob Dominic Purcell
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    Worse side-egg ever.

  42. Scarlett Johansson Scott Stringer
    SSHGuru
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s a trick – he removed her nipple and put it on the back of his hand.

  43. Mathew Broderick Sarah Jessica Parker
    Satan's bitch
    Commented on this photo:

    I can’t even joke about it, I just feel really sorry for Matthew Broderick. :(

  44. AnnaLynne McCord Side Boob Dominic Purcell
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    Wow, he could snap her in half…

  45. Hugh Jackman Make Up
    MarkM
    Commented on this photo:

    And trying to pick an eyelash off of him, Hugh Jdouchebag

  46. Katie Holmes Braid
    Commented on this photo:

    She that she’s still not allowed to use shampoo.

  47. Jared Leto Mesh Tank Top
    Richard McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    Mesh Shirts: Not just for homos anymo…. OK OK, yeah they are still just for homos.

  48. Larry King
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is he making that face all the time??? Did one of his nuts roll out his pretends and he stepped on it???

  49. Barbara Walters Bunny Ears GMA
    MarkM
    Commented on this photo:

    Movie?

    One Word?

    Two Syllables?

    Is it Harvey?

  50. Jared Leto Mesh Tank Top
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
    Commented on this photo:

    “Kissing. Kissing Jordan Catalano.”
    Who’s jealous now, bitches?

    • Jillia

      God I miss that Jared Leto!! I’ll even take early days, eyeliner 30 Seconds To Mars Jared Leto. This has just gotten out of control.

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