Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where we find two actresses who wandered to close to The Skarsgard. They should have rubbed more deer urine on to mask the scent of their fear. On a lighter note, somebody’s excited because they were just told they’re getting a big old carrot when they get home! As well Jared Leto and Scarlett Johansson who aren’t even making this a challenge anymore.
Stick around for Elle Macpherson showing off Britain’s pride at the end,
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Help! I’m with Mr. Peabody!
And he’s with Mr. Ed.
“She looks like a boiled horse” Jeremy Clarkson on Top Gear
WTF? Is this what they wear in Jamaica when they clean house?
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……@@her only talent seems to be grabbing her crotch and bending over to give dudes a look at her cooch. And, she’s completely without intelligence; she’s truly stupid.
Hear dear, let me flick that booger off your breast.
Nipple twist!
Tweek !
Listen! It’s a herd of horse jokes and they’re headed this way.
winner
Damn, this case of krabs is relentless.
mmm, vampire sandwich
“PURPLE NURPLE!”
+1
No, don’t show her the sugar cube! It gets her too excited!!!
Haven’t I seen these before somewhere? I just can’t quite seem to put my fing- Purple Nurple!
LOL
yes I am obviously with him for his cock, look how wide I have to open my mouth! oh, what’s that? why is he with me? oh yeah for my money
Now that is a huge head!
Aaaargh! The breeze just broke three of my bones!
lol
I can’t hear a thing with all that neighing going on.
Who and who??
I love my job!
“Overly dramatic? Well, you played Geordie LaForge like he was a pussy!”
Why does her cleavage start at her elbows?
Do these Chicks make ME look Gay
The Lohan fumes are getting to her.
this is exactly the kind of crap I try to warn the kids about. Drugs will do this to you!
Crazy way to free yourself from a wedgie.
The trick is to do it inconspicuously. NAILED IT
His real name is milo jovovich
I knew it, one thumb high.
Guess which one doesn’t need prosthetic fangs?
Our latest model, the “ScarJo 2000″ was inspired by actress Scarlett Johannson. Let me do a little demonstration. First, we must power her on with a twist of her right nipple…
You All know I’m Gay Right
Looks like Ralphie finally got the Red Rider horse to go with the BB Gun….
+1
It’s nice that he so enjoys shopping.
Cannot believe I had to carry these bags by myself! They must way at least a pound. Do you know what that kind of weight can do an arm that’s been through the civil war?
I thought Trinity would have better boobs. Disappointing.
DAMN, BITCH SNORTED HER OWN PANTS
Yea I’m retired, what’s it to ya!
Woman on left – doesn’t want to be there. Man in middle – Gay. Woman on right, makes you turn gay.
Jealous, much?
Heeee Hawwww Heeee Hawwwww
The Skarsgard frightens Charlotte. Whereas Kirsten is, uh . . . who the hell can read that face?
Look at the men around him – they look like they are gonna hurl.
They’re at a fucking *fashion show*, of course they’re gonna hurl! Leto just makes the whole process go much faster.
He better watch out… the woman on the left is getting ready to pitch a loaf on his shiny red shoes
“I wonder if I can make these look like that picture on the internet…”
Stepford wife.
I thought Stepford Wives were supposed to be perfect, and therefore knew how to dress themselves.
Those are the 1.0 models, this one is a 1.3 or Stepford Beard.
“Listen, I’m not gonna lie. I saw your ‘leaked’ pics. I fapped to them. Now, if this is a dream I need to pinch mysel..er… I mean you”
Worse side-egg ever.
It’s a trick – he removed her nipple and put it on the back of his hand.
I can’t even joke about it, I just feel really sorry for Matthew Broderick. :(
Wow, he could snap her in half…
And trying to pick an eyelash off of him, Hugh Jdouchebag
She that she’s still not allowed to use shampoo.
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Mesh Shirts: Not just for homos anymo…. OK OK, yeah they are still just for homos.
This. :)
Why is he making that face all the time??? Did one of his nuts roll out his pretends and he stepped on it???
HAHAHAHAHA
Look if you had a chronic hemorrhoid the size of a concord grape you’d like that too.
With that face, I’d say its more like a muscadine… or maybe a coconut….
Movie?
One Word?
Two Syllables?
Is it Harvey?
“Kissing. Kissing Jordan Catalano.”
Who’s jealous now, bitches?
God I miss that Jared Leto!! I’ll even take early days, eyeliner 30 Seconds To Mars Jared Leto. This has just gotten out of control.