[Ed. Note: Short day today while we slowly rebuild the pieces of our lives i.e. return all these six packs to an acceptable drinking temperature. GODDAMN YOU, SANDY! WHERE'S YOUR SOUL?! Back tomorrow with a hopefully more robust line-up of famous people doing stupid and/or sexy shit. - SW]
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which I fortunately didn’t have to compile from a rescue raft. Today’s gallery is a little light and leaned heavily on Britain’s Pride Awards, which apparently require crazy eyes and/or mostly exposed breasts to qualify for, so well done, old chaps. We’ve also got self-styled honorary Brit, Gwyneth Paltrow responding to the suggestion that they donate this food to the homeless, as well as Rosanna Arquette or a midnight shift Waffle House waitress (There’s really no way to tell the difference anymore.), and finally, two nice young gentleman helping this old lady who fell and couldn’t get up.
Today’s Final Five is not JWoww. Make that mistake and get cut, bitch,
- Photo Boy
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Both Penelope and Monica have the most beautiful tits. Not the biggest, but really very pretty…must be something in the water. Or maybe something in their blouses…
Jeeezusss…No wonder Arnold was fucking someone else…
that could be Nick Nolte’s wife
oh my god … She can do me any way she wants
The gang at the LA Gun Club gave him this t-shirt and told him to stand “way over there.” What they didn’t tell him is there is a target on the back.
Nice jugs, but the rest is a fucking mess!
“How come on Halloween nobody pays any attention to ME?”
“Now Jon…Aim for the middle glass”
“Miss Stamper? Colonel Willie Sharp, United States Air Force, ma’am. Requesting permission to put on a blonde wig and wear the clothes of the daughter of the bravest man I’ve ever met.”
Larry, Pube Head and Moe. He’s the middle one.
Skeletor’s a lady?
I think it must’ve been at this moment she realised the show wasn’t called El Homogringo.
Gorgeous!
I Googled “Who Gives a Shit?” and nobody came up in the results.
Very cute…nice wheels!
Kim…Girlfriend…let’s talk: You’ve always been a very attractive woman. In fact, the first time I ever saw your picture, you took my breath away. But, darling girl, I think it’s about time you did something about your butt. It’s growing out of control and getting to the point where people look at your ass and realize just how fucking stupid you are! xoxox Much Love, vito
PS: Do something with that whiny voice and dump that shithead you call a boyfriend!
Ahhhh…more tits. I’m detecting a delightful pattern here…
Is she related to Tyra?
Nikki Sixx needs to lay off the surgeries.
PENIS?!??!?
I was never too crazy about this guy. It was almost like he tried too hard. But now that he has matured a bit, I realize that I STILL can’t stand the sonofabitch!
There was a time that she was considered quite the sex symbol. Of course, that was long before the age of television…
WOW!!! This gal has a dynamite set…of teeth!
I hope that coffee has loads of sugar. She looks a bit under-nourished to me.
I bet Toto’s lyrics would be a little different these days….