The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.30.12

October 30th, 2012 // 452 Comments

[Ed. Note: Short day today while we slowly rebuild the pieces of our lives i.e. return all these six packs to an acceptable drinking temperature. GODDAMN YOU, SANDY! WHERE'S YOUR SOUL?! Back tomorrow with a hopefully more robust line-up of famous people doing stupid and/or sexy shit. - SW]

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which I fortunately didn’t have to compile from a rescue raft. Today’s gallery is a little light and leaned heavily on Britain’s Pride Awards, which apparently require crazy eyes and/or mostly exposed breasts to qualify for, so well done, old chaps. We’ve also got self-styled honorary Brit, Gwyneth Paltrow responding to the suggestion that they donate this food to the homeless, as well as Rosanna Arquette or a midnight shift Waffle House waitress (There’s really no way to tell the difference anymore.), and finally, two nice young gentleman helping this old lady who fell and couldn’t get up.

Today’s Final Five is not JWoww. Make that mistake and get cut, bitch,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Monica Cruz Sister Of Penelope Cruz Cleavage Skyfall Premiere
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    Both Penelope and Monica have the most beautiful tits. Not the biggest, but really very pretty…must be something in the water. Or maybe something in their blouses…

  2. Maria Shriver Courage In Journalism Awards
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    Jeeezusss…No wonder Arnold was fucking someone else…

  3. Rosanna Arquette Old Tired Wrinkles The Moms Afternoon Tea Conversation About How To Stop Human Trafficking
    Martina
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    that could be Nick Nolte’s wife

  4. Emmanuelle Chriqui Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
    Martina
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    oh my god … She can do me any way she wants

  5. David Alan Grier Orange Flip Flops
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    The gang at the LA Gun Club gave him this t-shirt and told him to stand “way over there.” What they didn’t tell him is there is a target on the back.

  6. Carol Vorderman Cleavage Crazy Eyes
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    Nice jugs, but the rest is a fucking mess!

  7. Nicki Minaj CleavageMAC Viva Glam Nicki Lipglass Launch
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    “How come on Halloween nobody pays any attention to ME?”

  8. Jon Hamm, Jennifer Westfeldt Courage In Journalism Awards
    Tron
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    “Now Jon…Aim for the middle glass”

  9. Rosanna Arquette Old Tired Wrinkles The Moms Afternoon Tea Conversation About How To Stop Human Trafficking
    GuyLeDouche
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    “Miss Stamper? Colonel Willie Sharp, United States Air Force, ma’am. Requesting permission to put on a blonde wig and wear the clothes of the daughter of the bravest man I’ve ever met.”

  10. Laurence Fishburne Morpheus Clothes Obama Campaign Office
    Biff
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    Larry, Pube Head and Moe. He’s the middle one.

  11. Maria Shriver Courage In Journalism Awards
    hookerface
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    Skeletor’s a lady?

  12. Gwyneth Paltrow El Hormiguero Cooking Segment
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    I think it must’ve been at this moment she realised the show wasn’t called El Homogringo.

  13. Laura Whitmore Cleavage Nipples Pride Of Britain Awards
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    Gorgeous!

  14. Ke$ha Legs Short Shorts Eye Make Up
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    I Googled “Who Gives a Shit?” and nobody came up in the results.

  15. Jennie Garth Cleavage Legs
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    Very cute…nice wheels!

  16. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Skirt Kourtney Kardashian
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    Kim…Girlfriend…let’s talk: You’ve always been a very attractive woman. In fact, the first time I ever saw your picture, you took my breath away. But, darling girl, I think it’s about time you did something about your butt. It’s growing out of control and getting to the point where people look at your ass and realize just how fucking stupid you are! xoxox Much Love, vito
    PS: Do something with that whiny voice and dump that shithead you call a boyfriend!

  17. Sabrina Bryan Cleavage Viva Glam Magazine November 2012 Issue launch
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    Ahhhh…more tits. I’m detecting a delightful pattern here…

  18. Carol Vorderman Cleavage Crazy Eyes
    tlmck
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    Is she related to Tyra?

  19. Emmanuelle Chriqui Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
    CrueFan
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    Nikki Sixx needs to lay off the surgeries.

  20. Carol Vorderman Cleavage Crazy Eyes
    lolwhat
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    PENIS?!??!?

  21. Will Ferrell Wreck-It Ralph Premiere
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    I was never too crazy about this guy. It was almost like he tried too hard. But now that he has matured a bit, I realize that I STILL can’t stand the sonofabitch!

  22. Rosanna Arquette Old Tired Wrinkles The Moms Afternoon Tea Conversation About How To Stop Human Trafficking
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    There was a time that she was considered quite the sex symbol. Of course, that was long before the age of television…

  23. Carol Vorderman Cleavage Crazy Eyes
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    WOW!!! This gal has a dynamite set…of teeth!

  24. Alessandra Ambrosio Legs Miniskirt
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    I hope that coffee has loads of sugar. She looks a bit under-nourished to me.

  25. Rosanna Arquette Old Tired Wrinkles The Moms Afternoon Tea Conversation About How To Stop Human Trafficking
    805fatty
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    I bet Toto’s lyrics would be a little different these days….

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