[Ed. Note: Short day today while we slowly rebuild the pieces of our lives i.e. return all these six packs to an acceptable drinking temperature. GODDAMN YOU, SANDY! WHERE'S YOUR SOUL?! Back tomorrow with a hopefully more robust line-up of famous people doing stupid and/or sexy shit. - SW]
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which I fortunately didn’t have to compile from a rescue raft. Today’s gallery is a little light and leaned heavily on Britain’s Pride Awards, which apparently require crazy eyes and/or mostly exposed breasts to qualify for, so well done, old chaps. We’ve also got self-styled honorary Brit, Gwyneth Paltrow responding to the suggestion that they donate this food to the homeless, as well as Rosanna Arquette or a midnight shift Waffle House waitress (There’s really no way to tell the difference anymore.), and finally, two nice young gentleman helping this old lady who fell and couldn’t get up.
Today’s Final Five is not JWoww. Make that mistake and get cut, bitch,
- Photo Boy
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amber rose
that hat says he hunts for twinks at the local weekly polka dance.
Every time I see that imbecile’s face I want to back-hand bitch-slap him.
It’s kind of impressive he went pro with it.
Didn’t you hear the most obnoxious laugh when you first saw this?
Give her a break. Cynthia Nixon costumes are tough to pull off.
I didn’t see a thumbnail picture, just the text “Laura Whitmore Cleavage Nipples Pride of Britain Awards.” Sadly that description is far more exciting than the actual picture.
I don’t see a thumbnail for this picture, just the text “Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Skirt Kourtney Kardashian.”
Photo Boy must lie awake at night twitching, every thought transformed into a cluster of names and body parts: “Coco Cleavage J-Lo Love Hewitt Sideboob Hefty Bag full of Ass”
How dare she flash those yellow chicklets to distract me from her tits. It almost worked, clever bird.
Only white people could ever come up with a name like “The Moms Afternoon Tea Conversation About How To Stop Human Trafficking in West Hollywood.”
Geeeeeeez.
Cowboy Curtis has spent a little too much time on the range.
stick insect
This is not how you do the “Hokey Pokey”.
We have slipped LSD into Gwyneth Paltrow’s drinking water. Lets see if she notices.
It is always good to have a back up just in case you lose one.
Butt crust.
Faces of Pre-historic meth.
“Hi, I’m Maria, and this is my first Idiots With Maid Fuckers meeting.”
crouching tiger, hidden fatty?
His got the finances for some chicken.
“and then I said, hahahahahaha, sorry, this is so funny, lupe, por favor, necesito la llampada and she had NOOOOOOOO idea what the hell I was talking about! I needed my shoes clearly!”
Joe Simpson and his non-fat soy latte’ are off to the bus station to find runaway teenagers to pimp.
Remember when she would hide her ass from the paps.
I miss the good old days.
Disclaimer: After sex, you will never get rid of me…NEVER!!
“Come back! I wanna sell you tickets to the Gun Show!”
The menu choices were chicken or fish, but it looks like she was more in the mood for Hamm.
This is obviously a remake of the Japanese show “Cooking on Sybians”
I just don’t understand the thuggish looking necklace. Is he suppose to be a gay pimp?
OMG I just farted! And I’m a vegan! LOL!
When my daughter was born, my wife and I decided to look up what song was #1 on the charts the day she was born. I was filled with sadness and fury to learn that the #1 song was “Tik Tok” by Ke$ha.
Party on, Garth.
Y’all see blowjob/handjob, I see her eyes saying “15 years, bitches. 15 YEARS. Come on. Try for him. I dare you. See how you like living without ears.”
“Brother check out the size of her ring” – “I am, I am”
You know you aren’t doing well when your security dude has to be your escort and you can’t even afford to buy him a suit that fits. Also, you know you aren’t doing well when your name is, “Kesha” or “Ke dollar-sign ha” or what-ever-the-fuck this future center squares name is.
Rosanna’s Publicist the next day; “Yes, it’s a crappy photo, but on the plus side, you were never good looking”.
She looks very pleased for some reason.
That dude in the back must be really desperate for a job.
Penelope before Pro-Active.
Man, I bet she guards his package like Gollum and the ring.
Dinklage strikes again!!
Stewie from Family Guy personified
She’s certain one of them just mispronounced “chilaquiles”.
Oil on the side, this outfit works for her. She’s got great legs.
Super hot as always but I couldn’t get over that ugly brown stain on her shirt. Most people have the sense to clean up after they make a mess.
Wow. And here I thought it would’ve been her knees to be the first to go.
Wow, and here I thought it would have been her knees to be the first to go.
Google rotterdam casserole. Nuff said.
“TICKLE ME FUPA AHORA!!!”
Poor Jennifer Westfeldt looks so timid, so shy…
“Jennifer, you are an attractive young woman. Don’t let people see you cowering like that…for the love of God, get some self-esteem, you stupid cunt!”
I saw J-Lo on “Katie” the other day. I really like her, and she looked gorgeous.
That dude — over on the right — certainly looks impressed, especially after Gwyneth revealed her proficiency in boiling water.