The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.30.12

October 30th, 2012 // 452 Comments

[Ed. Note: Short day today while we slowly rebuild the pieces of our lives i.e. return all these six packs to an acceptable drinking temperature. GODDAMN YOU, SANDY! WHERE’S YOUR SOUL?! Back tomorrow with a hopefully more robust line-up of famous people doing stupid and/or sexy shit. – SW]

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which I fortunately didn’t have to compile from a rescue raft. Today’s gallery is a little light and leaned heavily on Britain’s Pride Awards, which apparently require crazy eyes and/or mostly exposed breasts to qualify for, so well done, old chaps. We’ve also got self-styled honorary Brit, Gwyneth Paltrow responding to the suggestion that they donate this food to the homeless, as well as Rosanna Arquette or a midnight shift Waffle House waitress (There’s really no way to tell the difference anymore.), and finally, two nice young gentleman helping this old lady who fell and couldn’t get up.

Today’s Final Five is not JWoww. Make that mistake and get cut, bitch,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Sabrina Bryan Cleavage Viva Glam Magazine November 2012 Issue launch
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    Looks like a younger Mira Sorvino with big tits.

  2. Emmanuelle Chriqui Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
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    Sexy little cocktease.

  3. Emmanuelle Chriqui Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
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    She looks wasted.

  4. Carol Vorderman Cleavage Crazy Eyes
    The Pope
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    If you stare at this picture for ten minutes, you’ll then notice that she does indeed have a face.

  5. Gwyneth Paltrow El Hormiguero Cooking Segment
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    can you believe it? i’m cooking! i feel so common!

  6. Tobey Maguire Kerry Washington The Details Premiere
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    his spidey sense is tingling

  7. Maria Shriver Courage In Journalism Awards
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    that’s the look she gets every time she sees the help

  8. Rosanna Arquette Old Tired Wrinkles The Moms Afternoon Tea Conversation About How To Stop Human Trafficking
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    wait, this isn’t a mugshot? I just assumed this was another celebrity DUI story

  9. Emmanuelle Chriqui Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
    The Pope
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    Well, she did it. She finally did it. Carmen Sandiego has been found!

  10. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
    Joaquin ingles
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    That’s one hell of a sweat stain.

  11. Gwyneth Paltrow El Hormiguero Cooking Segment
    Joaquin ingles
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    “They’re not free-range organic eggs?”

  12. Gwyneth Paltrow El Hormiguero Cooking Segment
    jonesy
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    OH MY GAWD! is this what omelettes look like before they come out of the kitchen? I just assumed the inside of an egg was fluffy! Chris won’t BELIEVE this.

  13. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Skirt Kourtney Kardashian
    justin
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    And kim is getting laaaaarrrrrger.

  14. Tobey Maguire Kerry Washington The Details Premiere
    Misana
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    Glen Quagmire.

  15. Monica Cruz Sister Of Penelope Cruz Cleavage Skyfall Premiere
    Misana
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    How is this not Penelope? lol

    • There is this thing in nature…a female offspring having both parents in common with another offspring, also known as a female sibling. But it won’t come about unless a man and a woman, when they really, REALLY love each other…

      • ahhhhh, shit! Once again…
        There is this thing in nature…a female offspring having both parents in common with another offspring, also known as a female sibling. But it won’t come about unless a man and a woman, when they really, REALLY love each other…

  16. Tobey Maguire Kerry Washington The Details Premiere
    anonym
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    Does Kerry ever smile?

  17. Sabrina Bryan Cleavage Viva Glam Magazine November 2012 Issue launch
    Misana
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    Mary Murphy- So You Think You can Dance?

  18. Jon Hamm, Jennifer Westfeldt Courage In Journalism Awards
    Voicer
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    Sorry, but that’s definitely the look someone giving and someone getting a ‘handie’ would have…

  19. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Skirt Kourtney Kardashian
    Ismoss
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    They should have just stuffed her with beans and then pointed that thing at Sandy, pppffffffftttt… no more hurricane.

  20. Natalie Anderson Cleavage Side Boob Pride Of Britain Awards
    meeps!
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    Gesundheit.

  21. Laura Whitmore Cleavage Nipples Pride Of Britain Awards
    oldfool
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    Laura wit more would be hot.

  22. Rosanna Arquette Old Tired Wrinkles The Moms Afternoon Tea Conversation About How To Stop Human Trafficking
    Allison Wunderlan
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    No wonder she won’t have her picture taken with Alexis.

  23. Carol Vorderman Cleavage Crazy Eyes
    Allison Wunderlan
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    Typo. “Pride” should read “Bride” and “Britain” should read “Frankenstein”.

  24. David Alan Grier Orange Flip Flops
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    Mike Tyson lost weight

  25. Nicki Minaj CleavageMAC Viva Glam Nicki Lipglass Launch
    Allison Wunderlan
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    I swear it’s a young George Takai in drag.

  26. Jon Hamm, Jennifer Westfeldt Courage In Journalism Awards
    journalschism
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    Courage in Journalism Awards? I assume no one was honored from the United States.

  27. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
    journalschism
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    Mr. Marcus sizing up the kill.

  28. Sabrina Bryan Cleavage Viva Glam Magazine November 2012 Issue launch
    Allison Wunderlan
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    Thanks. Joe Simpson helped me pick out the dress.

  29. Maria Shriver Courage In Journalism Awards
    journalschism
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    Did I tell you my husband fucked the maid? I did? Let me move on.

  30. Monica Cruz Sister Of Penelope Cruz Cleavage Skyfall Premiere
    lori
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    Penelope is truly the star.

  31. Ke$ha Legs Short Shorts Eye Make Up
    journalschism
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    It’s a goddamn travesty that first responders have to beg for a cost of living increase, and this talent-free POS is probably banking tons of cash for watches no one will buy.

  32. Nicki Minaj CleavageMAC Viva Glam Nicki Lipglass Launch
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    Mac Ghetto Clown Glam is more like it.

  33. Carol Vorderman Cleavage Crazy Eyes
    Rosie the Riveting
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    I’m sorry, but her right arm is completely white. WTF is wrong with British tanning booths?!

  34. Ke$ha Legs Short Shorts Eye Make Up
    Rosie the Riveting
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    Yup. No, still don’t care.

  35. Natalie Anderson Cleavage Side Boob Pride Of Britain Awards
    Rosie the Riveting
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    This is the minute you realize that person is not waving at you; and the second you know it’s too late.

  36. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
    Tron
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    Oh yeah, I remember….one in the stink, two in the pink…

  37. Carol Vorderman Cleavage Crazy Eyes
    right
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    Great set of tits!

  38. Gwyneth Paltrow El Hormiguero Cooking Segment
    Bigalkie
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    She has her own show in Spain? El Hormiguero, means Super Fake Idiot Asshole in Spanish.

  39. Laurence Fishburne Morpheus Clothes Obama Campaign Office
    EricLR
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    Just wandering around telling everyone he can catch bullets with his teeth.

  40. Tobey Maguire Kerry Washington The Details Premiere
    Bigalkie
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    Is this promoting an ABC After School Special about a pretty black girl who defends her weird, scrawny white boyfriend?

  41. Ke$ha Legs Short Shorts Eye Make Up
    Senor Trout
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    She’d be better off unveiling a product she could use, like ‘Ke$ha’s Kustom Paper Bags to Wear On Your Head While Fucking So The Guy Doesn’t Puke His God-Damn Guts Out When He Looks At You’

  42. Gwyneth Paltrow El Hormiguero Cooking Segment
    EricLR
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    Someone just asked her if she’s ever eaten at a McDonalds.

  43. Tobey Maguire Kerry Washington The Details Premiere
    EricLR
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    Guess the big dick stereotype is true after all.

  44. Will Ferrell Wreck-It Ralph Premiere
    EricLR
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    Worst Brian Johnson impression ever.

  45. Maria Shriver Courage In Journalism Awards
    EricLR
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    Is she presenting to the reporter who caught Arnold?

  46. Joe Simpson Fedora Gay
    EricLR
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    Wow, zero to full-on flaming in just a few days.

  47. Rosanna Arquette Old Tired Wrinkles The Moms Afternoon Tea Conversation About How To Stop Human Trafficking
    EricLR
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    Hey, who I gotta blow around here for a cigarette?

  48. Carol Vorderman Cleavage Crazy Eyes
    EricLR
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    Hey, pretty good Jennifer Love Hewitt impression. But you really need the multiple wedding ring props to complete the look.

  49. Laura Whitmore Cleavage Nipples Pride Of Britain Awards
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    Britain, where even the roads don’t have curves.

  50. Jon Hamm, Jennifer Westfeldt Courage In Journalism Awards
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    With a can-do attitude like that, you’ll go far in Hollywood, darling!

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