[Ed. Note: Short day today while we slowly rebuild the pieces of our lives i.e. return all these six packs to an acceptable drinking temperature. GODDAMN YOU, SANDY! WHERE'S YOUR SOUL?! Back tomorrow with a hopefully more robust line-up of famous people doing stupid and/or sexy shit. - SW]
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which I fortunately didn’t have to compile from a rescue raft. Today’s gallery is a little light and leaned heavily on Britain’s Pride Awards, which apparently require crazy eyes and/or mostly exposed breasts to qualify for, so well done, old chaps. We’ve also got self-styled honorary Brit, Gwyneth Paltrow responding to the suggestion that they donate this food to the homeless, as well as Rosanna Arquette or a midnight shift Waffle House waitress (There’s really no way to tell the difference anymore.), and finally, two nice young gentleman helping this old lady who fell and couldn’t get up.
Today’s Final Five is not JWoww. Make that mistake and get cut, bitch,
- Photo Boy
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Looks like a younger Mira Sorvino with big tits.
I’m thinking Kaitlyn Ashley.
Sexy little cocktease.
She looks wasted.
If you stare at this picture for ten minutes, you’ll then notice that she does indeed have a face.
If I stared at this picture for ten minutes, I’d end up in an insane asylum.
can you believe it? i’m cooking! i feel so common!
his spidey sense is tingling
that’s the look she gets every time she sees the help
wait, this isn’t a mugshot? I just assumed this was another celebrity DUI story
Well, she did it. She finally did it. Carmen Sandiego has been found!
That’s one hell of a sweat stain.
“They’re not free-range organic eggs?”
OH MY GAWD! is this what omelettes look like before they come out of the kitchen? I just assumed the inside of an egg was fluffy! Chris won’t BELIEVE this.
And kim is getting laaaaarrrrrger.
Glen Quagmire.
How is this not Penelope? lol
There is this thing in nature…a female offspring having both parents in common with another offspring, also known as a female sibling. But it won’t come about unless a man and a woman, when they really, REALLY love each other…
ahhhhh, shit! Once again…
There is this thing in nature…a female offspring having both parents in common with another offspring, also known as a female sibling. But it won’t come about unless a man and a woman, when they really, REALLY love each other…
Does Kerry ever smile?
Would you be smiling with that nutbar’s arm around you?
Mary Murphy- So You Think You can Dance?
Sorry, but that’s definitely the look someone giving and someone getting a ‘handie’ would have…
They should have just stuffed her with beans and then pointed that thing at Sandy, pppffffffftttt… no more hurricane.
Gesundheit.
Laura wit more would be hot.
No wonder she won’t have her picture taken with Alexis.
Typo. “Pride” should read “Bride” and “Britain” should read “Frankenstein”.
Mike Tyson lost weight
I thought it was gay Mike Tyson.
Hmmm…isn’t that redundant?
I swear it’s a young George Takai in drag.
Courage in Journalism Awards? I assume no one was honored from the United States.
Mr. Marcus sizing up the kill.
Thanks. Joe Simpson helped me pick out the dress.
Did I tell you my husband fucked the maid? I did? Let me move on.
Penelope is truly the star.
It’s a goddamn travesty that first responders have to beg for a cost of living increase, and this talent-free POS is probably banking tons of cash for watches no one will buy.
Mac Ghetto Clown Glam is more like it.
I’m sorry, but her right arm is completely white. WTF is wrong with British tanning booths?!
Yup. No, still don’t care.
This is the minute you realize that person is not waving at you; and the second you know it’s too late.
Oh yeah, I remember….one in the stink, two in the pink…
Great set of tits!
She has her own show in Spain? El Hormiguero, means Super Fake Idiot Asshole in Spanish.
Just wandering around telling everyone he can catch bullets with his teeth.
Is this promoting an ABC After School Special about a pretty black girl who defends her weird, scrawny white boyfriend?
She’d be better off unveiling a product she could use, like ‘Ke$ha’s Kustom Paper Bags to Wear On Your Head While Fucking So The Guy Doesn’t Puke His God-Damn Guts Out When He Looks At You’
Someone just asked her if she’s ever eaten at a McDonalds.
Guess the big dick stereotype is true after all.
Worst Brian Johnson impression ever.
Is she presenting to the reporter who caught Arnold?
Wow, zero to full-on flaming in just a few days.
Hey, who I gotta blow around here for a cigarette?
Hey, pretty good Jennifer Love Hewitt impression. But you really need the multiple wedding ring props to complete the look.
Britain, where even the roads don’t have curves.
she’s Irish
With a can-do attitude like that, you’ll go far in Hollywood, darling!