[Ed. Note: Short day today while we slowly rebuild the pieces of our lives i.e. return all these six packs to an acceptable drinking temperature. GODDAMN YOU, SANDY! WHERE'S YOUR SOUL?! Back tomorrow with a hopefully more robust line-up of famous people doing stupid and/or sexy shit. - SW]
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which I fortunately didn’t have to compile from a rescue raft. Today’s gallery is a little light and leaned heavily on Britain’s Pride Awards, which apparently require crazy eyes and/or mostly exposed breasts to qualify for, so well done, old chaps. We’ve also got self-styled honorary Brit, Gwyneth Paltrow responding to the suggestion that they donate this food to the homeless, as well as Rosanna Arquette or a midnight shift Waffle House waitress (There’s really no way to tell the difference anymore.), and finally, two nice young gentleman helping this old lady who fell and couldn’t get up.
Today’s Final Five is not JWoww. Make that mistake and get cut, bitch,
- Photo Boy
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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
If only we could record sound effects for these comments…
MOO. wtf … ivory and white together ? Ugh.
Jesus Christ those implants look downright painful.
Way to show off your fakers … not.
Testes, testes, one… two… three?
Shouldn’t they be lining those things up on the east coast?
“Fresh sideboob! Get yer fresh sideboob here!”
The guy on the left is beta testing Google Ass.
Mariah Carey meets Mira Sorvino.
Malarkey!
9021ooooooh my!
Ha! The old pencil shavings in the baseball hat trick! Gets ‘em every time.
Clowns around the world rejoyced at the announcement of Minaj’s makeup line.
I know what she was going for, but that dress falls flat.
“Its like arm wrestling Peter Dinklage,!”
Carol Vorderman says, “Remote controlled butt plugs are ahhhhhhhh .. sssooommeeee!”
dude, it’s a sad day when your brother makes a hotter female than you do
That is… literally… a face lift.
She’s now star attraction at the Bananenbar? Dang.
you’d think the symbian in her leg would be a little more subtle
looks like a sad moby dick.
She gets points for carrying her own umbrella.
Holy fucking fuckity fuck!
This is all wrong! Gangnam style dictates you yell into her ass!
If you’re doing it right it will echo back.
Just one more week and Michelle will back in a burka
That clutch is just stupid. A domino? Really? Ok.
She needs a new outfit. She’s worn this fancy number like 20 times.
what am I looking at?
stop these fucking ads!!!!
why is she still here?
Gallagher cleans up pretty good…
Is Kanye still dressing her? This outfit looks more like something she would have worn pre-Kayne because it’s lacking the leather mini skirt and ill fitting tops.
Freeze or I’ll shot.
MOO
No, I can’t see the end of your ben wa balls. They’re just gone.
Dinklage! Get out from under the table!
Whoooooo wants a mustache ride?
Wasn’t John C. Reilly available for this pic?
The Hamm’s bone is actually fucking her in this pick. The hands are there to curve it over to her side of the table.
Let’s see how far you can open your mouth. Good, good.
I almost thought this said American Cougars in Journalism Awards…
“Oh God… it’s coming, someone hold me up!”
“Ima get your panties out the way”
“HUuurrphhhhhllllllllettttt”
BEST. FART. EVER.
Or the International MILF Foundation Awards….
Just an observation: I don’t see one white person there.
“For the final time, yes, I fucking know kung fu!”
I thought this was her sister, Monica.
Woooah! Bad lighting on the porch.
Always over rated..
Chazar! That’s Hebrew for fat pig!
ahha ahaaa aaaaahhhhhh Pool Boy…. DANCE!
Hey kid… you want some candy? I have some in my van.