The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.30.12

October 30th, 2012 // 452 Comments

[Ed. Note: Short day today while we slowly rebuild the pieces of our lives i.e. return all these six packs to an acceptable drinking temperature. GODDAMN YOU, SANDY! WHERE'S YOUR SOUL?! Back tomorrow with a hopefully more robust line-up of famous people doing stupid and/or sexy shit. - SW]

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which I fortunately didn’t have to compile from a rescue raft. Today’s gallery is a little light and leaned heavily on Britain’s Pride Awards, which apparently require crazy eyes and/or mostly exposed breasts to qualify for, so well done, old chaps. We’ve also got self-styled honorary Brit, Gwyneth Paltrow responding to the suggestion that they donate this food to the homeless, as well as Rosanna Arquette or a midnight shift Waffle House waitress (There’s really no way to tell the difference anymore.), and finally, two nice young gentleman helping this old lady who fell and couldn’t get up.

Today’s Final Five is not JWoww. Make that mistake and get cut, bitch,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Maria Shriver Courage In Journalism Awards
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    If only we could record sound effects for these comments…

  2. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Skirt Kourtney Kardashian
    Jack Ketch
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    MOO. wtf … ivory and white together ? Ugh.

  3. Sabrina Bryan Cleavage Viva Glam Magazine November 2012 Issue launch
    Jack Ketch
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    Jesus Christ those implants look downright painful.

  4. Emmanuelle Chriqui Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
    Jack Ketch
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    Way to show off your fakers … not.

  5. Jon Hamm, Jennifer Westfeldt Courage In Journalism Awards
    Hugh Jazz
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    Testes, testes, one… two… three?

  6. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Skirt Kourtney Kardashian
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    Shouldn’t they be lining those things up on the east coast?

  7. Natalie Anderson Cleavage Side Boob Pride Of Britain Awards
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    “Fresh sideboob! Get yer fresh sideboob here!”

  8. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
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    The guy on the left is beta testing Google Ass.

  9. Sabrina Bryan Cleavage Viva Glam Magazine November 2012 Issue launch
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    Mariah Carey meets Mira Sorvino.

  10. Will Ferrell Wreck-It Ralph Premiere
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    Malarkey!

  11. Jennie Garth Cleavage Legs
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    9021ooooooh my!

  12. Ke$ha Legs Short Shorts Eye Make Up
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    Ha! The old pencil shavings in the baseball hat trick! Gets ‘em every time.

  13. Nicki Minaj CleavageMAC Viva Glam Nicki Lipglass Launch
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    Clowns around the world rejoyced at the announcement of Minaj’s makeup line.

  14. Laura Whitmore Cleavage Nipples Pride Of Britain Awards
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    I know what she was going for, but that dress falls flat.

  15. Jon Hamm, Jennifer Westfeldt Courage In Journalism Awards
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    “Its like arm wrestling Peter Dinklage,!”

  16. Carol Vorderman Cleavage Crazy Eyes
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    Carol Vorderman says, “Remote controlled butt plugs are ahhhhhhhh .. sssooommeeee!”

  17. Rosanna Arquette Old Tired Wrinkles The Moms Afternoon Tea Conversation About How To Stop Human Trafficking
    Jamriqua
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    dude, it’s a sad day when your brother makes a hotter female than you do

  18. Carol Vorderman Cleavage Crazy Eyes
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    That is… literally… a face lift.

  19. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
    theraggededge
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    She’s now star attraction at the Bananenbar? Dang.

  20. Ke$ha Legs Short Shorts Eye Make Up
    Jamriqua
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    you’d think the symbian in her leg would be a little more subtle

  21. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Skirt Kourtney Kardashian
    Jamriqua
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    looks like a sad moby dick.

  22. Laura Whitmore Cleavage Nipples Pride Of Britain Awards
    Cock Dr
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    She gets points for carrying her own umbrella.

  23. Rosanna Arquette Old Tired Wrinkles The Moms Afternoon Tea Conversation About How To Stop Human Trafficking
    kimmykimkim
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    Holy fucking fuckity fuck!

  24. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
    The Royal Penis
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    This is all wrong! Gangnam style dictates you yell into her ass!

    If you’re doing it right it will echo back.

  25. Laurence Fishburne Morpheus Clothes Obama Campaign Office
    B&WMinstrel
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    Just one more week and Michelle will back in a burka

  26. Laura Whitmore Cleavage Nipples Pride Of Britain Awards
    kimmykimkim
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    That clutch is just stupid. A domino? Really? Ok.

  27. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
    cabora
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    She needs a new outfit. She’s worn this fancy number like 20 times.

  28. Rosanna Arquette Old Tired Wrinkles The Moms Afternoon Tea Conversation About How To Stop Human Trafficking
    cabora
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    what am I looking at?

  29. Nicki Minaj CleavageMAC Viva Glam Nicki Lipglass Launch
    ty
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    stop these fucking ads!!!!

  30. Ke$ha Legs Short Shorts Eye Make Up
    cabora
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    why is she still here?

  31. Will Ferrell Wreck-It Ralph Premiere
    bacon bits
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    Gallagher cleans up pretty good…

  32. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Skirt Kourtney Kardashian
    cabora
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    Is Kanye still dressing her? This outfit looks more like something she would have worn pre-Kayne because it’s lacking the leather mini skirt and ill fitting tops.

  33. Jon Hamm, Jennifer Westfeldt Courage In Journalism Awards
    Rhettropunk
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    Freeze or I’ll shot.

  34. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Skirt Kourtney Kardashian
    Cock Dr
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    MOO

  35. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
    Rhettropunk
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    No, I can’t see the end of your ben wa balls. They’re just gone.

  36. Gwyneth Paltrow El Hormiguero Cooking Segment
    Rhettropunk
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    Dinklage! Get out from under the table!

  37. Will Ferrell Wreck-It Ralph Premiere
    Rhettropunk
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    Whoooooo wants a mustache ride?

  38. Will Ferrell Wreck-It Ralph Premiere
    BP
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    Wasn’t John C. Reilly available for this pic?

  39. Jon Hamm, Jennifer Westfeldt Courage In Journalism Awards
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    The Hamm’s bone is actually fucking her in this pick. The hands are there to curve it over to her side of the table.

  40. Natalie Anderson Cleavage Side Boob Pride Of Britain Awards
    Rhettropunk
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    Let’s see how far you can open your mouth. Good, good.

  41. Maria Shriver Courage In Journalism Awards
    BP
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    I almost thought this said American Cougars in Journalism Awards…

  42. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
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    “Oh God… it’s coming, someone hold me up!”

    “Ima get your panties out the way”

    “HUuurrphhhhhllllllllettttt”

    BEST. FART. EVER.

  43. Maria Shriver Courage In Journalism Awards
    BP
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    Or the International MILF Foundation Awards….

  44. Laurence Fishburne Morpheus Clothes Obama Campaign Office
    Stating the obvious
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    Just an observation: I don’t see one white person there.

  45. Laurence Fishburne Morpheus Clothes Obama Campaign Office
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    “For the final time, yes, I fucking know kung fu!”

  46. Rosanna Arquette Old Tired Wrinkles The Moms Afternoon Tea Conversation About How To Stop Human Trafficking
    Animal
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    I thought this was her sister, Monica.

  47. Monica Cruz Sister Of Penelope Cruz Cleavage Skyfall Premiere
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    Woooah! Bad lighting on the porch.

  48. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Skirt Kourtney Kardashian
    BP
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    Chazar! That’s Hebrew for fat pig!

  49. Carol Vorderman Cleavage Crazy Eyes
    Stating the obvious
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    ahha ahaaa aaaaahhhhhh Pool Boy…. DANCE!

  50. Will Ferrell Wreck-It Ralph Premiere
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    Hey kid… you want some candy? I have some in my van.

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