The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.30.12

October 30th, 2012 // 452 Comments

[Ed. Note: Short day today while we slowly rebuild the pieces of our lives i.e. return all these six packs to an acceptable drinking temperature. GODDAMN YOU, SANDY! WHERE'S YOUR SOUL?! Back tomorrow with a hopefully more robust line-up of famous people doing stupid and/or sexy shit. - SW]

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which I fortunately didn’t have to compile from a rescue raft. Today’s gallery is a little light and leaned heavily on Britain’s Pride Awards, which apparently require crazy eyes and/or mostly exposed breasts to qualify for, so well done, old chaps. We’ve also got self-styled honorary Brit, Gwyneth Paltrow responding to the suggestion that they donate this food to the homeless, as well as Rosanna Arquette or a midnight shift Waffle House waitress (There’s really no way to tell the difference anymore.), and finally, two nice young gentleman helping this old lady who fell and couldn’t get up.

Today’s Final Five is not JWoww. Make that mistake and get cut, bitch,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Alessandra Ambrosio Legs Miniskirt
    I'mCool
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    Ambrosio—nectar of the gods.

  2. Tobey Maguire Kerry Washington The Details Premiere
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    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/30/rsz_52306-tricko-tobey-maguire-funny-face-300_300.jpg[/img]

  3. Ke$ha Legs Short Shorts Eye Make Up
    I'mCool
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    I think I’ve seen this.
    She’s a replicant, right?

  4. Laurence Fishburne Morpheus Clothes Obama Campaign Office
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    A little respect here please. It’s gotta be rough to discover your daughter has terrible ass acne by seeing it in her porno.

  5. Will Ferrell Wreck-It Ralph Premiere
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    Sweet. I’m looking forward to Wreck-It Ralph.

  6. Maria Shriver Courage In Journalism Awards
    Inner Retard
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    I’d like to dedicate this award to my children and in their honor shove it up my husband’s ass.

  7. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Skirt Kourtney Kardashian
    I'mCool
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    Dude in front with the super wide-angle lens is ready for her to walk past.

  8. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
    EDDIE HITLER
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    “Insert…penis…here.”

  9. Rosanna Arquette Old Tired Wrinkles The Moms Afternoon Tea Conversation About How To Stop Human Trafficking
    Plurp
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    Wow, Steven Tyler is looking good this week.

  10. David Alan Grier Orange Flip Flops
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    Word to the wise: dress comfortably when you go out looking for your career.

  11. Gwyneth Paltrow El Hormiguero Cooking Segment
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    I wonder how long it took for them to explain to her that all the people running around speaking Spanish weren’t just more of her servants and yes, she would have to interact with them, just like they were real people.

  12. Nicki Minaj CleavageMAC Viva Glam Nicki Lipglass Launch
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    It’s like camouflage for fucktards.™

  13. Carol Vorderman Cleavage Crazy Eyes
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    How hard is it to just listen, you guys? I said, very clearly, DON’T open the Ark. Geez.

  14. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
    Dr. cocksider
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    Yes, confirmed: clean and shave….

  15. Will Ferrell Wreck-It Ralph Premiere
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    Shouldn’t he be talking to me about diabeetus?

  16. Nicki Minaj CleavageMAC Viva Glam Nicki Lipglass Launch
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    The face that ruined a thousand days. blech.

  17. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Skirt Kourtney Kardashian
    jorge
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    i hear black is supposed to be slimming

  18. Ke$ha Legs Short Shorts Eye Make Up
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    ill fitting suit. ill making cow.

  19. Nicki Minaj CleavageMAC Viva Glam Nicki Lipglass Launch
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    Nicki Minaj finally gets her makeup line. Now you, too, can look like that parakeet you’ve always wanted.

  20. Ke$ha Legs Short Shorts Eye Make Up
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    “Oh, I simply must have one of those new Ke$ha Baby G watches”, said absolutely no one.

  21. Carol Vorderman Cleavage Crazy Eyes
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    Look kids I know it’s just a coincidence that your dog just had 101 puppies, but to be on the safe side, RUN!

  22. Natalie Anderson Cleavage Side Boob Pride Of Britain Awards
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    Yay for sideboob! Boo for flapjack boobs!

  23. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
    henry hill
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    lip sync, her ass!

  24. Ke$ha Legs Short Shorts Eye Make Up
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    She’s a 2-1 favorite for next year’s Belmont.

  25. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Skirt Kourtney Kardashian
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    Miami’s interpretation of Pamplona’s bull run – “The Waddling of the Cows.”

  26. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Skirt Kourtney Kardashian
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    jesus is there not 2 mirrors in her stall? What’s with the lumpy(forget the huge) ass? GET SOME SPANX fatass.

  27. David Alan Grier Orange Flip Flops
    Anthony
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    Hey I remember that guy! My great grandpa used to watch him.

  28. Gwyneth Paltrow El Hormiguero Cooking Segment
    rican
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    She’s clearly in pain from serving her own food.

  29. Laura Whitmore Cleavage Nipples Pride Of Britain Awards
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    cool purse.

    Oops. I might be gay.

  30. Emmanuelle Chriqui Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
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    “Yes we can… motorboat them tittays.”

  31. Joe Simpson Fedora Gay
    rican
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    A cellphone in your pocket will not turn you into John Hamm

  32. Joe Simpson Fedora Gay
    henry hill
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    awww, what a cute little hat. fabbbulousssss.

  33. Natalie Anderson Cleavage Side Boob Pride Of Britain Awards
    Anthony
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    I wonder who sprayed their load over her chest, you can still see the residue.

  34. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Skirt Kourtney Kardashian
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    Good thing that zipper is made of Rearden Steel! Get it?!? Because it’s super-strong, and it’s her super-rear! No? Fuck you, Ayn Rand; 1200 pages for nothing.

  35. Sabrina Bryan Cleavage Viva Glam Magazine November 2012 Issue launch
    Anthony
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    Is that David Duchovny in the background?

  36. Natalie Anderson Cleavage Side Boob Pride Of Britain Awards
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    So who convinced her to say her name backwards this time?

  37. Sabrina Bryan Cleavage Viva Glam Magazine November 2012 Issue launch
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    I love a woman with a golden tan, chalk-white face, and the teeth of a thoroughbred.

  38. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
    Inner Retard
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    So JLo, your motivation in this scene is while Jack’s Load fucks you in the ass and Black Hammer sticks a cock in your face you’re still not sure if you’re in love with the gardener next door. ACTION!

  39. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Skirt Kourtney Kardashian
    Ruth
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    Is it cannibalism if you wear your nephew once removed as footwear?

  40. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
    yourmom
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    Another MILF fallen into the 50 Shades of Grey trap.

  41. Gwyneth Paltrow El Hormiguero Cooking Segment
    yourmom
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    “AHAAAHAHAHAAA! This peasant work is actually kinda fun!!”

  42. Jon Hamm, Jennifer Westfeldt Courage In Journalism Awards
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    While everyone else is having Cordon Bleu, she’s enjoying the sausage.

  43. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
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    The secret is to jump in feet first, without bending the knees.

  44. Nicki Minaj CleavageMAC Viva Glam Nicki Lipglass Launch
    B&WMinstrel
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    Why would anyone want to bomb a pound shop?

  45. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Skirt Kourtney Kardashian
    Al Pacino
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    “That’s a great Biiig Assssss”

  46. Laurence Fishburne Morpheus Clothes Obama Campaign Office
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    “The blue pill will cause you to wake up in bed and believe whatever you want to believe. If you take the red pill, you will stay in Wonderland. If you take the bacon pill, you will stay in size 62 pants.”

  47. Gwyneth Paltrow El Hormiguero Cooking Segment
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    I thought her husband was the only one that could beat her eggs.

  48. David Alan Grier Orange Flip Flops
    B&WMinstrel
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    He’s a BB gun in a Barrett Light 50 world

  49. Tobey Maguire Kerry Washington The Details Premiere
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    “Teehee! I’m taller!”

  50. Jon Hamm, Jennifer Westfeldt Courage In Journalism Awards
    Jimmy Weiner
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    Jon Hamm doesn’t get handjobs. He gets handsjobs.

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