The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.29.13

October 29th, 2013 // 396 Comments

Welcome to an almost breastless edition of The Crap We Missed. There’s a few exceptions, namely this sexy nurse pretending to cut Doc Brown‘s neck. And since I’ve already disappointed now on two levels, by not only failing to find boobs, but also using one of the most tired pop culture references available, let’s just take this bitch right off the rails with puns. Here’s Peter Dinklage looking SHORT ON PATIENCE, Bruce Jenner really LETTING HIS HAIR DOWN, and Bill Clinton trying to BANG SOME LADY!!

Ok, that last one wasn’t a pun, but why kick me while I’m down?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Georgia May Jagger Bra Leather Pants Terry Richardson
    Balls Mcgee
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    whore!

  2. Justin Bieber Kissing Young Girl Instagram
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    I need a grown up!!!

  3. Pauly D Reckless Hat
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    Quite a scar. I take it the brain transplant was unsuccessful, though.

  4. Charles Barkley Late Show With David Letterman
    ThisWillHurt
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    I’m glad Magic Johnson’s son has really committed to the weight loss.

  5. Justin Bieber Kissing Young Girl Instagram
    catapostrophe
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    Is she really going out with him?

  6. Justin Bieber Kissing Young Girl Instagram
    ThisWillHurt
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    “I need an adult!”
    “I am an adult.”
    “Stop making jokes and put me down!”

  7. Bruce Jenner Pony Tail Pulled Through Hat
    catapostrophe
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    SPOILER ALERT: He’s a chick.

  8. Justin Bieber Kissing Young Girl Instagram
    Chris
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    Look on the girl’s face is priceless. Could NOT care less. She’s like, wtf is going on?

    I hope he left her a nice check, 5 figures or so, for whoring her poor little soul on instagram. God knows the girl prob needs the money desperately, for shit like food and clothing. But nah, no worries, she got the Maple lip heal. ^_O

  9. Joan Rivers No Makeup
    catapostrophe
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    America’s Sweetheart, in the “flesh”.

  10. Rick Rubin Chris Rock
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    Swish!

  11. Abigail Breslin Butt Tight Dress Enders Game Premiere
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    Woah. *Keanu Reeves voice*

  12. Charles Barkley Late Show With David Letterman
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    Swish!

  13. Justin Bieber Kissing Young Girl Instagram
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    That moment when you realize that it would be Bieber, not Madonna or Jolie that comes to take your innocent little soul.

  14. Julie Bowen Orgasm Face Jesse Tyler Ferguson Modern Family Fan Appreciation Day
    catapostrophe
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    Incessantly annoying people are the worst.

  15. Georgia May Jagger Bra Leather Pants Terry Richardson
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    Looks like a younger, but just as coked up Kate Moss.

  16. Christopher Lloyd Sexy Nurse Universal Studios Halloween Horror Nights
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    Great Scott!

  17. Sofia Vergara Butt Tight Leather Pants Modern Family Fan Appreciation Day
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    I appreciate dat ass.

  18. Bill Clinton Grabbing Womans Neck Terry McAuliffe Campaign Event
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    Slick Willy never speaks at an event without his trusted adviser.

    And by adviser I mean the woman he has trapped in his podium whose only responsibility is to blow him during each speech.

  19. Justin Bieber Kissing Young Girl Instagram
    Juliana
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    ‘Quién es esta chica y por qué me da un beso? No. En serio.’

  20. Sofia Vergara Butt Tight Leather Pants Modern Family Fan Appreciation Day
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    “Your eyes just slide off it …” said Ford in wonder. It was an emotional moment. He bit his lip.
    Zaphod moved forward to it, slowly, like a man possessed — or more accurately like a man who wanted to possess. His hand reached out to stroke it. His hand stopped. His hand reached out to stroke it again. His hand stopped again.
    “Come and feel the surface,” he said in a hushed voice.

    Ford put his hand out to feel it. His hand stopped.

    “You … you can’t …” he said.

    “See?” said Zaphod, “it’s just totally frictionless. This must be one mother of a mover …”

  21. Pauly D Reckless Hat
    MisterSHO
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    Gym, Tan, 4200 Graft Hair Transplant just doesn’t have the same ring.

  22. Justin Bieber Kissing Young Girl Instagram
    Prajj
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    Catching Bieber fever is about the least of this little girl’s worries.

  23. Bar Refaeli Bikini Instagram
    cc
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    Don’t tell me we get just one.

  24. Justin Bieber Kissing Young Girl Instagram
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    “Mi vida es una mierda…”

  25. Justin Bieber Kissing Young Girl Instagram
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    “Getting real tired of your shit, Miley…”
    “I’m not Miley…”
    “Same difference”

  26. Kate Boswort Nipples No Bra Big Sur Premiere
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    Her Halloween costume is sexy Skeletor.

  27. Billy Joel Red Face Walking With Young Woman
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    I’m not really sure how it goes, but it’s sad and it’s sweet, and I knew it complete, when I banged a younger man’s hoes.

  28. Christopher Lloyd Sexy Nurse Universal Studios Halloween Horror Nights
    cc
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    The slutty nursing school student…I like it!

  29. Bill Clinton Grabbing Womans Neck Terry McAuliffe Campaign Event
    clerk
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    ‘ I grab your neck now , then your vag later”

  30. Katy Perry Midriff Sports Bra Sydney Opera House
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    Wow, this is like the ying to the Kardashian wang…

  31. Amina Buddafly Love & Hip Hop Season 4 Premiere
    cc
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    She’s not legit until we see her naked…or at least an upskirt.

  32. Bruce Jenner Pony Tail Pulled Through Hat
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    His transition from track-and-field legend to LPGA alumna is almost complete.

  33. Ed O'Neill Ross Matthews Modern Family Fan Appreciation Day
    cc
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    Ted Cruz packed on the stupid…and the pounds!

  34. Ed O'Neill Ross Matthews Modern Family Fan Appreciation Day
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    “High five for Peggy Bundy wood!!”
    “The fuck did you say???”

  35. Katy Perry Midriff Sports Bra Sydney Opera House
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    If she not do that singing thing, she would be tolerable.

  36. Justin Bieber Kissing Young Girl Instagram
    MeanMrsMustard
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    This poor girl just caught the worst parasite ever.

  37. Penn Badgley Shirtless Hanging Out With Hipsters
    cc
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    Finally, someone who feels the same impulse I do whenever I see him gives in.

  38. Kate Boswort Nipples No Bra Big Sur Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    The scary thing is that she isn’t actually sucking in her cheeks. Her face does that all on it’s own.

  39. Peter Dinklage Erica Schmidt Baby Daughter In Stroller
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    “Onward! To glory!!!!”
    “Honey… I a little push please??”

  40. Christopher Lloyd Sexy Nurse Universal Studios Halloween Horror Nights
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    I love this guy. And I need to see the nurse privately.

  41. Sofia Vergara Butt Tight Leather Pants Modern Family Fan Appreciation Day
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    More like Fannie Appreciation Day! AMIRITE?

  42. Jaden Smith Hipster Clothes Mismatched Shoes Enders Game Premiere
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    So, the same people who photoshopped his forehead wrinkles out couldn’t be bothered to give him matching shoes?

  43. Jaden Smith Hipster Clothes Mismatched Shoes Enders Game Premiere
    MeanMrsMustard
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    If it looks like a wanker, and acts like a wanker…..

  44. Peter Dinklage Erica Schmidt Baby Daughter In Stroller
    cc
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    I am glad they got their kid back from that gypsy family.

  45. Pauly D Reckless Hat
    Westcoastdude
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    What did his hat say before he knocked someone up? Doucheful?

  46. Peter Dinklage Erica Schmidt Baby Daughter In Stroller
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    A Game of Perambulators.

  47. Amina Buddafly Love & Hip Hop Season 4 Premiere
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    What’s his real name?

  48. Rick Rubin Chris Rock
    ThisWillHurt
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    Wait, which one’s Chris Rock?

  49. Peter Dinklage Erica Schmidt Baby Daughter In Stroller
    gary coleman's ghost
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    The baby looks midgety.

  50. Ed O'Neill Ross Matthews Modern Family Fan Appreciation Day
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    looks like a high five denial in progress.

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