The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.23.12

October 23rd, 2012 // 420 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, brought to you by Pube Beards™ — Now available in Welcome To Whole Foods! We’ve also got two straight dudes just doing straight dude stuff, as well as Russell Simmons continuing his Eastern European humanitarian mission, and finally, oh snap, did Jaleel White do that?

*slowly backs out door* I’ll just let myself out,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jonathan Rhys Meyers Crazy Eyes Neck Tattoo
    Vladmir
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    Meth Solo. (If Lando & Han made a baby)

  2. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
    Vladmir
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    I bet Affleck thanks his lucky stars every day, he escaped that…

  3. Robert Pattinson
    Vladmir
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    That giant virgin is crushing those Asians…

  4. Russell Simmons Sasha Volkova 2012 Angel Ball
    Vladmir
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    Oh no. Is Russell dying? Russell is dying everybody…

  5. Torrie Wilson Muscular Legs Short Shorts Tank Top
    Put It In
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    Hammer toes

  6. Kelly Brook Cleavage Skyfall Premiere
    Put It In
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    So…. Why is she there?

  7. Mariah Carey Carrying Daughter Monroe
    tlmck
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    Big diva and little diva.

  8. Bar Refaeli Leg Slit Dress 2012 Angel Ball
    Bouncy Castle
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    Woman behind to tread on Bar’s dress in 3, 2, 1……….

  9. Toni Braxton Buttcheek Leg Slit Dress
    spartacus
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    Mickey Rourke in Drag?

  10. Victoria Silvstedt Cleavage Leg Slit Dress Princess Grace Awards Gala
    spartacus
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    Summer in the Med is over, so no yachts to hang out on for money…

  11. Torrie Wilson Muscular Legs Short Shorts Tank Top
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    Hella fit, which is always nice, but the malformed toe due to years of imbecilic footwear choices is a huge turn-off.

  12. Toni Braxton Buttcheek Leg Slit Dress
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    All these surgery-addicted chicks; don’t they realize that they’re all getting the exact same FUCKING FACE?
    On the other hand, dat ass is somethin’ else man.

    • I used to be dumbstruck at that. I’d walk into the Whole Foods Market off of Santa Monica blvd and was always stunned that every single woman looked identical- emaciated thin (but no muscle tone), same duck lips, same fake nose…and they were MAYBE late 20′s, early 30′s. So sad.

  13. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
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    I’m a flawed man of weak principles. Part of me knows I should scoff and casually keep walking, but the other, baser part of me is already munching on dat thang like there’s no tomorrow.

  14. Winona Ryder Cleavage Bra Homefront Set
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    Here’s crossing my fingers for her to enter the Weeds stage of her career. Come on honey, it’s been over 25 years waiting for those puppies to come out and play in the sun like Mother Nature meant them to.

  15. Kelly Brook Cleavage Skyfall Premiere
    EricLr
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    She’s like Angelina Jolie–only without having to deal with the fear of her stabbing you in your sleep, the 100 kids, or Jennifer Aniston stalking you.

  16. Amanda Seyfried Cleavage
    EricLr
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    I’m pretty sure that’s a picture of a blow-up doll.

    Well, either way the head is filled with air.

  17. Richard Gere Nicholas Jarecki Holding Hands 16th Annual Hollywood Film Awards Gala
    EricLr
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    Jareckiwinks, your journey will be long….

  18. Christina Ricci
    EricLr
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    Is there such a thing as a forehead reduction? Because, if not, there should be.

  19. Eddie Kaye Thomas Crappy Beard All Star Bowling Event To Benefit Our Time
    EricLr
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    Sing Piano Man!

  20. Jonathan Rhys Meyers Crazy Eyes Neck Tattoo
    EricLr
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    Sing Jesse’s Girl!

  21. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
    EricLr
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    Stop singing!

  22. Robert Pattinson
    EricLr
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    I bet the father of the guy at the far right is really proud.

  23. Winona Ryder Cleavage Bra Homefront Set
    EricLr
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    I don’t think that’s a set…or makeup.

  24. Torrie Wilson Muscular Legs Short Shorts Tank Top
    EricLr
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    In her defense, *someone* has to protect John Connor until he’s old enough to take care of himself.

  25. Elisabeth Moss Legs Short Shorts
    EricLr
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    People of 2012, I come from a future where this hairstyle is fashionable!

  26. Jon Hamm White Powder The Paley Center for Medias Annual Los Angeles Benefit
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    Jon Hamm in a suit < Penis in a suit.

  27. Aaron Paul Pierce Brosnan Toni Collete Imogen Poots A Long Way Down Set
    Mekko
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    Guilty in Salem

  28. Billy Zane Shaved Head Sunglasses
    Mekko
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    My step dad has cancer, I’m probably diabetic, and I pulled the life support from my biological dad, yet every time I see Kelly Brook’s ex here, I think ‘Man, at least I’m not THAT guy!’

  29. Russell Simmons Sasha Volkova 2012 Angel Ball
    hijkmno
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    you have to admit, it’s a helluva lot better than walking around with a pen in your hand all the time.

  30. Berenice Marlohe Cleavage Skyfall Premiere
    Boo
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    I see fallout . . . YES!!!!!

  31. Jon Hamm White Powder The Paley Center for Medias Annual Los Angeles Benefit
    NattyIce
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    “You’ll shoot your eye out, kid!”

  32. Wendy Williams
    Mama Pinkus
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    something is amiss with this, er, gal but I don’t care, she is way cool

  33. Jon Hamm White Powder The Paley Center for Medias Annual Los Angeles Benefit
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    The Hamm shoots damn high!

  34. Aaron Paul Pierce Brosnan Toni Collete Imogen Poots A Long Way Down Set
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    Come on, Carrot Top, you need to have a bath at least once a year!

  35. Richard Gere Nicholas Jarecki Holding Hands 16th Annual Hollywood Film Awards Gala
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    Yeas, my boyfriend is a silver fox… Why, thank you, he IS handsomer than Anderson Cooper!

  36. Christina Ricci
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    She’s only using one eye now? Next stop, dating Maccauley Culkin.

  37. Jonathan Rhys Meyers Crazy Eyes Neck Tattoo
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    Come on, people, look how sad he looks! Stop stealing his drugs!

  38. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
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    Be careful, JLo. Kris Jenner is about to adopt you.

  39. Winona Ryder Cleavage Bra Homefront Set
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    Who am I? Why am I here? Whose gum is this?

  40. Billy Zane Shaved Head Sunglasses
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    That’s right, people, look at my Hamm!

  41. Russell Simmons Sasha Volkova 2012 Angel Ball
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    Trying to reach the butt that ain’t there.

  42. Elisabeth Moss Legs Short Shorts
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    So that’s why Jon Hamm’s pants are so tight – they’re not his!

  43. Kelly Brook Cleavage Skyfall Premiere
    Beer Baron
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    The Man Who Loved Titties Too Much

  44. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
    AndrewMacCloud
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    awesome, defying all laws of known physics!!!

    I’m into you ;I’m into you , yeah !!!!!!!!!!

  45. Eddie Kaye Thomas Crappy Beard All Star Bowling Event To Benefit Our Time
    caley
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    “Hey, weren’t you in American Pie?”
    “For the last time, yes, now what size shoes are you?”

  46. Russell Simmons Sasha Volkova 2012 Angel Ball
    caley
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    He completely looks like Dave Chappelle playing Tiger Woods.

  47. Eddie Kaye Thomas Crappy Beard All Star Bowling Event To Benefit Our Time
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    Dude, it’s called bathing. Have a go at it sometime.

  48. Billy Zane Shaved Head Sunglasses
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    Billy and the pumpkin go to the same barber.

  49. Wendy Williams
    right
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    I met him once. Real nice guy.

  50. Mariah Carey Carrying Daughter Monroe
    Bigalkie
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    The worst part of this: That poor kid had to pose for 137 shots until the delusional pig said that her team of photographers had it just right.

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