The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.23.12

October 23rd, 2012 // 420 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, brought to you by Pube Beards™ — Now available in Welcome To Whole Foods! We’ve also got two straight dudes just doing straight dude stuff, as well as Russell Simmons continuing his Eastern European humanitarian mission, and finally, oh snap, did Jaleel White do that?

*slowly backs out door* I’ll just let myself out,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Amanda Seyfried Cleavage
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    She’s fucking perfection. I must have her.

  2. Aaron Paul Pierce Brosnan Toni Collete Imogen Poots A Long Way Down Set
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    Poots…lol.

  3. Toni Braxton Buttcheek Leg Slit Dress
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    She is still as hot as ever. Totally would.

  4. Christina Ricci
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    I’ve had a hard on for this woman for approaching 20 years now. She is so fucking sexy. Always was. She needs to make more movies, I could watch her all day.

  5. Elisabeth Moss Legs Short Shorts
    SexJihaad9/11
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    Very nice, sweetie. Now go put on some pants.

  6. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
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    She is the precursor to Kim K. so she gets a retroactive “Fuck you”.

  7. Robert Pattinson
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    He just saw Kristen Stewart auditioning for her next role.

  8. Winona Ryder Cleavage Bra Homefront Set
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    Still so fucking hot. I would tear that ass up.

  9. Berenice Marlohe Cleavage Skyfall Premiere
    SexJihaad9/11
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    PerpetualBitchFace

  10. Billy Zane Shaved Head Sunglasses
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    Such a shame. He had so much potential.

  11. Victoria Silvstedt Cleavage Leg Slit Dress Princess Grace Awards Gala
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    Looking very Chelsea Handler-ish.

  12. Elisabeth Moss Legs Short Shorts
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    Nice body, unfortunate face.

  13. Nicki Minaj Nipple Slip Pastie
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    Can’t help it. I like this crazy bitch.

  14. Mariah Carey Carrying Daughter Monroe
    Joaquin ingles
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    Pumpkinhead 5: Lil’ Curcubita

  15. Kelly Brook Cleavage Skyfall Premiere
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    I’d give her my right leg if she’d just let me touch her tits!
    Well, I might try to talk her into throwing in a blowjob.

  16. Amanda Seyfried Cleavage
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    When I save up enough money for one of those fancy Japanese sex dolls, it’s gonna be this model.

  17. Wendy Williams
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    Proof that with the right stylist, wardrobe, lighting, and bra, you really don’t notice the face all that much. Hollywood: Saving the environment one paper bag at a time.

  18. Amanda Seyfried Cleavage
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    She’s got beautiful eyes as well as beautiful tits. Such physical harmony. What are the odds…???

    Serious question: Is her last name pronounced SIGH-fred? Or perhaps SAY-fred? SEE-fred? Just curious…

  19. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
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    In every photo like this there’s nothing I can focus on in the background.

  20. Robert Pattinson
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    “WYLD STALLYNS!!”

  21. Aaron Paul Pierce Brosnan Toni Collete Imogen Poots A Long Way Down Set
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    “Come right along, Miss. We’re happy to help you get into the water.”

  22. Winona Ryder Cleavage Bra Homefront Set
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    Should have shoplifted some Rid.
    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/24/104320621-260×260-0-0_bayer+rid+shampoo+4+oz+bayer-260_260.jpg[/img]

  23. Mariah Carey Carrying Daughter Monroe
    Cocksider
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    Chimp

  24. Berenice Marlohe Cleavage Skyfall Premiere
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    It looks like someone finally cleaned up Helena Bonham Carter, and it pissed her off.

  25. Richard Gere Nicholas Jarecki Holding Hands 16th Annual Hollywood Film Awards Gala
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    Here are two gentlemen who are obviously quite secure in their masculinity. R-r-i-i-g-h-t…??? *wink-winkety-wink-wink*

  26. Christina Ricci
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    There is just a suggestion of visible nipples, and I think that’s sexy as hell, especially in that really HOT-hot pink dress with peek-a-boo cleavage.

  27. Wendy Williams
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    At least she has pretty teeth, but she really needs someone to help her with parting her hair.

  28. Jonathan Rhys Meyers Crazy Eyes Neck Tattoo
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    For the love of God, dude, take a fucking shower! And make sure you wash out your ass-crack. You stink!

  29. Jaleel White Blue Sneakers Photo Booth
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    Dude, even with that mask on you’ll never convince people that you’re white.

  30. Russell Simmons Sasha Volkova 2012 Angel Ball
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    Can’t quite figure out what to do with that left hand, can you, Russell?

  31. Toni Braxton Buttcheek Leg Slit Dress
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    She only has four fingers on her right hand for Christ’s sake.

  32. Elisabeth Moss Legs Short Shorts
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    I Googled her and found that she’s not ALL that bad. Has potential. But is there NO ONE in fucking Hollywood that can do something with her hair (like bangs) and tell her to fem up a bit? Keee-ryst, she looks like a bouncer at the Bingo Palace.

  33. Nicki Minaj Nipple Slip Pastie
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    The Chinese characters on her left arm read “pork fried rice.”

  34. Bar Refaeli Leg Slit Dress 2012 Angel Ball
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    My sponsor would get pissed if I told him I want to spend the rest of my life in a Bar.

  35. Berenice Marlohe Cleavage Skyfall Premiere
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    I think she’s fucking gorgeous and I’d love for her to give me a prostate massage.

  36. Berenice Marlohe Cleavage Skyfall Premiere
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    “Sorry, Lady, but you gotta sit in the back of the car.”

  37. Berenice Marlohe Cleavage Skyfall Premiere
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    I gotta say it one more time…this is one incredibly beautiful woman!

  38. Jon Hamm White Powder The Paley Center for Medias Annual Los Angeles Benefit
    jkh
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    You mean to tell me there’s a website where some pervy geek posts pictures of and then obsesses about the shape of my dick showing through my pants?
    (Figures…)

  39. Aaron Paul Pierce Brosnan Toni Collete Imogen Poots A Long Way Down Set
    Swearin
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    “Oh great Poseidon, we offer you this ginger sacrifice so that ye may be satisfied and not monsoon the shit out of our coastal cities!”

  40. Christina Ricci
    Swearin
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    “Christina Ricci at the Harry Winston dinner for Jessica Chastain at The Leading Hotels of the World’s Setai in New York City.”

    Everything in that sentence sounds incredibly pretentious

  41. Aaron Paul Pierce Brosnan Toni Collete Imogen Poots A Long Way Down Set
    SexJihaad9/11
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    “She’s walkin’ Spanish down the hall”

  42. Robert Pattinson
    Swearin
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    Okay let’s play a game called “Can you tell which Twilight fan is probably a serial killer?”

  43. Russell Simmons Sasha Volkova 2012 Angel Ball
    Swearin
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    Her name sounds like a Russian spy from a bad James Bond fanfic

  44. Mel B Cleavage Yoga Pants
    Urbanspaceman
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    Is this the same Scary Spice who refused to breast-feed her first child because she had an appointment with the silicone man?

  45. Kelly Brook Cleavage Skyfall Premiere
    Always say cunt
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    I am definitely a heterosexual.

    Definitely.

  46. Amanda Seyfried Cleavage
    Vladmir
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    Wow. She’s like a young Scarlett Johansson…before Sean Penn.

  47. Aaron Paul Pierce Brosnan Toni Collete Imogen Poots A Long Way Down Set
    Vladmir
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    Look at all the pastie, Limeys in the sunlight.

  48. Kelly Brook Cleavage Skyfall Premiere
    YTBOY
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    Are those the “Golden Globes”???

  49. Jon Hamm White Powder The Paley Center for Medias Annual Los Angeles Benefit
    zomgbie
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    now we know why they keep taking pics of his crotch.

  50. Eddie Kaye Thomas Crappy Beard All Star Bowling Event To Benefit Our Time
    Vladmir
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    Your move, Labeouf.

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