The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.23.12

October 23rd, 2012 // 420 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, brought to you by Pube Beards™ — Now available in Welcome To Whole Foods! We’ve also got two straight dudes just doing straight dude stuff, as well as Russell Simmons continuing his Eastern European humanitarian mission, and finally, oh snap, did Jaleel White do that?

*slowly backs out door* I’ll just let myself out,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jon Hamm White Powder The Paley Center for Medias Annual Los Angeles Benefit
    Kitty
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    ..Screw the nose, coke is better absorbed through the eye anyways.

  2. Elisabeth Moss Legs Short Shorts
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    Very fashionable. “Hitler Youth” is the new black.

  3. Elisabeth Moss Legs Short Shorts
    KC
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    Thank god she’s a brunette again.

  4. Jaleel White Blue Sneakers Photo Booth
    Anthony
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    Yes, you did do that. Stop asking us!

  5. Richard Gere Nicholas Jarecki Holding Hands 16th Annual Hollywood Film Awards Gala
    Vlad
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    Sorry, Richard gets a little drained after I insert the gerbil these days.

  6. Mariah Carey Carrying Daughter Monroe
    Anthony
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    Wait, what is that race and how did it happen?

  7. Aaron Paul Pierce Brosnan Toni Collete Imogen Poots A Long Way Down Set
    Vlad
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    Holy crap! Pierce Brosnan is looking like Mel Gibson these days…not aging well at all.

  8. Christina Ricci
    Vlad
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    Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, hell any day of the week!

  9. Berenice Marlohe Cleavage Skyfall Premiere
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    She must have looked at Chris Brown’s phone.

  10. Victoria Silvstedt Cleavage Leg Slit Dress Princess Grace Awards Gala
    Helena Handbasket
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    Crypt keeper’s hands

  11. Jaleel White Blue Sneakers Photo Booth
    Jentilly
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    That’s close enough to being a closet right?

  12. Berenice Marlohe Cleavage Skyfall Premiere
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    Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice!

  13. Victoria Silvstedt Cleavage Leg Slit Dress Princess Grace Awards Gala
    Vlad
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    I have to admit, she has nice fingers.

  14. Russell Simmons Sasha Volkova 2012 Angel Ball
    Vlad
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    After the ball he has a baseball game to umpire…in 1956

  15. Jonathan Rhys Meyers Crazy Eyes Neck Tattoo
    glam
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    Cracked Actor (by David Bowie on Aladdin Sane.)

  16. Mel B Cleavage Yoga Pants
    Vlad
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    Old Spice

  17. Elisabeth Moss Legs Short Shorts
    vanggg
    Commented on this photo:

    FAIL!!!!!!!!

  18. Billy Zane Shaved Head Sunglasses
    Don Draper's Dad
    Commented on this photo:

    Listen to your friend Billy Zane. He’s a cool dude.

  19. Kelly Brook Cleavage Skyfall Premiere
    conservative satanist
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    She’s absolutely gorgeous…and she’s even a little curvier than usual (?) perhaps.

    Whew…

  20. Elisabeth Moss Legs Short Shorts
    Bionic_Crouton
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    She obviously found a time machine and went back to 1975 to raid Liza Minnelli’s wardrobe.

  21. Victoria Silvstedt Cleavage Leg Slit Dress Princess Grace Awards Gala
    Snack pack
    Commented on this photo:

    P.O.W.? Nope. That one is taken. Replace “old” with “aged” and we get PAW and follow it up with “Woof!”

  22. Jon Hamm White Powder The Paley Center for Medias Annual Los Angeles Benefit
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    This is the human that Hamm’s penis has? Hhhmm, who knew.

  23. Christina Ricci
    Your Mama
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    she looks toned and beautiful. funny when internet losers make fun of people with actual lives. so, go eat more eat shitballs, then fuck your teddy bears again.

  24. Aaron Paul Pierce Brosnan Toni Collete Imogen Poots A Long Way Down Set
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    Damn Mormon church is forced baptizing living people now too?

  25. Amanda Seyfried Cleavage
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    Its weird how she is clearly awake, yet she’s totally setting of my coma porn fetish.

  26. Richard Gere Nicholas Jarecki Holding Hands 16th Annual Hollywood Film Awards Gala
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    “We make sand mandalas and give each other hand-jobs. Don’t judge. We are spiritual.”

  27. Christina Ricci
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    Hottest T-Rex, midget, five head I’ve seen recently.

  28. Eddie Kaye Thomas Crappy Beard All Star Bowling Event To Benefit Our Time
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    It’s about time somebody had a benefit for him.

  29. Jonathan Rhys Meyers Crazy Eyes Neck Tattoo
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    Nice cum bulls-eye bro.

  30. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
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    The stage crew is like “I didn’t bring any smoke. Did you bring smoke.”

  31. Winona Ryder Cleavage Bra Homefront Set
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    I bet she steals this picture.

  32. Torrie Wilson Muscular Legs Short Shorts Tank Top
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    Her arm has a case of cock- vein.

  33. Jaleel White Blue Sneakers Photo Booth
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    I always new he was a snowball – white on the outside, black on the inside…..and super gay.

  34. Russell Simmons Sasha Volkova 2012 Angel Ball
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    It’s a stroke victim party.

  35. Elisabeth Moss Legs Short Shorts
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    Very manverage.

  36. Mariah Carey Carrying Daughter Monroe
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    I hope that little girl grows up to have a different mom.

  37. Eddie Kaye Thomas Crappy Beard All Star Bowling Event To Benefit Our Time
    Remo Williams
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    Another poor kid ripped off by Scott Tenorman.

  38. Nicki Minaj Nipple Slip Pastie
    Radadoon
    Commented on this photo:

    This is what it looks like when Rainbow Bright goes Goth.

  39. Amanda Seyfried Cleavage
    AZ
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    a pretty lifelike blow up doll!

  40. Victoria Silvstedt Cleavage Leg Slit Dress Princess Grace Awards Gala
    AZ
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    doesn’t she get tired of being so disgusting

  41. Richard Gere Nicholas Jarecki Holding Hands 16th Annual Hollywood Film Awards Gala
    Matt
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    Why do people keep saying that everyone in Hollywood is gay?

  42. Kelly Brook Cleavage Skyfall Premiere
    Fishballs
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    I want to fuck her in all her holes.

  43. Jonathan Rhys Meyers Crazy Eyes Neck Tattoo
    joe
    Commented on this photo:

    Ridin’ that train. High on cocaine.

    (Yeah, I know, it’s heroin, but I like the other song.)

  44. Wendy Williams
    Proops
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    Black Leann Rimes.

  45. Wendy Williams
    Joaquin ingles
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    Just needs to stop eating for a couple months.

  46. Richard Gere Nicholas Jarecki Holding Hands 16th Annual Hollywood Film Awards Gala
    Bionic_Crouton
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    “Mr. Gere is going to fill me with spirituality! I assume that’s his euphemism for sodomy!”

  47. Christina Ricci
    Matt Lauer
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    I’ve visited Yosemite though I’d forgotten Half-Dome has bangs.

  48. Jaleel White Blue Sneakers Photo Booth
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    Worst. Friday the 13th sequel. Ever.

  49. Kelly Brook Cleavage Skyfall Premiere
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    God damn it woman! She looks better every time I see her. I would fuck her like my life depended on it, because it does.

  50. Victoria Silvstedt Cleavage Leg Slit Dress Princess Grace Awards Gala
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    If Princess Grace were alive to see this, she’d have a stroke and drive off a cliff.

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