The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.23.12

October 23rd, 2012 // 420 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, brought to you by Pube Beards™ — Now available in Welcome To Whole Foods! We’ve also got two straight dudes just doing straight dude stuff, as well as Russell Simmons continuing his Eastern European humanitarian mission, and finally, oh snap, did Jaleel White do that?

*slowly backs out door* I’ll just let myself out,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Robert Pattinson
    Bigalkie
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    Nice hobo shoes

  2. Winona Ryder Cleavage Bra Homefront Set
    Bigalkie
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    She’s holding up nicely.. Correct age.. Fit and mentally ill.. Check, Check and Check..

  3. Wendy Williams
    Skip Ridiculous
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    I warned them of the consequences of combining the DNA of Miss Piggy with Tan Mom. WHY DIDN”T THEY BELIEVE ME!?

  4. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    There once was an ass
    Owned by J-Lo
    That once released gas
    Onto the front row

    …I must have missed that Dr. Seuss classic.

  5. Torrie Wilson Muscular Legs Short Shorts Tank Top
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Looks like she took some A-Roids.

  6. Bar Refaeli Leg Slit Dress 2012 Angel Ball
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    I admire the black boyguard’s stoicism. It must have taken all his willpower to just stare straight ahead. At least we know he’s hiding an erection.

    • 1NDUN

      No way I’m putting this stolen racism in writing myself, so see History of the World: Part I, Gregory Hines, eunuchs scene.

  7. Mariah Carey Carrying Daughter Monroe
    Bigalkie
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    She looks like a simian.. Another delusional idiot. Her husband has a lot of side tail for sure..

  8. Berenice Marlohe Cleavage Skyfall Premiere
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Poorly concealed black eyes and wonked up nose…did she peep at Chris Brown’s phone?

  9. Kelly Brook Cleavage Skyfall Premiere
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    I hope she doesn’t have Octopussy.

  10. Elisabeth Moss Legs Short Shorts
    Neva Wright
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    I guessed Kris Jenner from the thumbnail. Me and Elisabeth both lose on that one.

  11. Nicki Minaj Nipple Slip Pastie
    Chocolate Ginaj
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    “Not a soul skipped the first class of, ‘How to Pretend Your Straight 101.’ However, its a long semester, and no one will get it right on day one.”

  12. Elisabeth Moss Legs Short Shorts
    squishy
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    Took one look at what she brought back from the dry cleaners said “Ah Fuck it!” and wore the outfit anyways….really should have held back from that last tequila.

  13. Amanda Seyfried Cleavage
    angerinside
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    It’s like Peter North held her down until it dried.

  14. Toni Braxton Buttcheek Leg Slit Dress
    angerinside
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    That’s right keep looking at it and not my face and everyone gets to keep their lunch.

  15. Russell Simmons Sasha Volkova 2012 Angel Ball
    Phoenix
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    Fuck him and fuck that stupid hat.

  16. Robert Pattinson
    angerinside
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    “Dude No! She still tastes like old guy and car seat.”

  17. Amanda Seyfried Cleavage
    Joe
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    She just saw the Hamm-bone pic.

  18. Winona Ryder Cleavage Bra Homefront Set
    angerinside
    Commented on this photo:

    “Note to self. Steal hairbrush.”

  19. Richard Gere Nicholas Jarecki Holding Hands 16th Annual Hollywood Film Awards Gala
    stinkrod
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    Is this the Weekend at Bernie’s sequel?

  20. Jaleel White Blue Sneakers Photo Booth
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Nope, you’re still Urkel. Get back in there.

  21. Russell Simmons Sasha Volkova 2012 Angel Ball
    angerinside
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    “Vat you mean eez not Obama. FUCK”

  22. Jon Hamm White Powder The Paley Center for Medias Annual Los Angeles Benefit
    Jonesy
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    What? Oh sorry, that’s just cock balm. If I don’t use it I chafe my ankles.

  23. Nicki Minaj Nipple Slip Pastie
    angerinside
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hold up Ray Ray, I ain’t so sure what it is now that we up close”.

  24. Christina Ricci
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    Mondo arms.

  25. Mel B Cleavage Yoga Pants
    angerinside
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    “Oh for Christ’s sake. I invited the bitch for a nice run and she said she was just going into the McDonald’s to use the Loo. An hour ago. Fook Jessica Simpson”.

  26. Eddie Kaye Thomas Crappy Beard All Star Bowling Event To Benefit Our Time
    Jonesy
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    Give me your sweater, Beard-o. What?

  27. Eddie Kaye Thomas Crappy Beard All Star Bowling Event To Benefit Our Time
    c'est bien
    Commented on this photo:

    fuck you shia lebouf

  28. Eddie Kaye Thomas Crappy Beard All Star Bowling Event To Benefit Our Time
    Tyler Perry
    Commented on this photo:

    Shit break!

  29. Toni Braxton Buttcheek Leg Slit Dress
    Misana
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought this was Nancy Ajram. I’m not even kidding.

  30. Robert Pattinson
    Jonesy
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t CARE if she’s not attracted to me!

  31. Winona Ryder Cleavage Bra Homefront Set
    Jonesy
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m not crazy. I’m not crazy. I’m not crazy. Holy fuck am I ever crazy!”

  32. Winona Ryder Cleavage Bra Homefront Set
    1NDUN
    Commented on this photo:

    Whydonti Rideher

  33. Billy Zane Shaved Head Sunglasses
    Jonesy
    Commented on this photo:

    S’up, pumpkin.

  34. Torrie Wilson Muscular Legs Short Shorts Tank Top
    Jonesy
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    I don’t know where my breasts are taking me! Help!

  35. Jonathan Rhys Meyers Crazy Eyes Neck Tattoo
    Bionic_Crouton
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    His chest tattoo, an asterisk.His tramp stamp,an ampersand. True story.

  36. Victoria Silvstedt Cleavage Leg Slit Dress Princess Grace Awards Gala
    Jonesy
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    If she hadn’t fucked with her face so much, she’d still be pretty hot.

  37. Kelly Brook Cleavage Skyfall Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    M’enh. Yes… I know… I’m crazy.

  38. Elisabeth Moss Legs Short Shorts
    Jonesy
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    Does anyone else see this and think “Female MMA fighter”?

  39. Jon Hamm White Powder The Paley Center for Medias Annual Los Angeles Benefit
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    He’s so manly he blinks sperm.

  40. Jon Hamm White Powder The Paley Center for Medias Annual Los Angeles Benefit
    kimmykimkim
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    He been baking cupcakes or something?

  41. Amanda Seyfried Cleavage
    kimmykimkim
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    Fuckin’ hot.

  42. Amanda Seyfried Cleavage
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    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/23/Splice-340_262.jpg[/img]

  43. Christina Ricci
    Bionic_Crouton
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    She looks too much like my sister-in-law. Saying something shitty hits too close to home.

  44. Amanda Seyfried Cleavage
    DickJohnson
    Commented on this photo:

    Close your mouth, you’re giving me a hard-on!

  45. Eddie Kaye Thomas Crappy Beard All Star Bowling Event To Benefit Our Time
    kimmykimkim
    Commented on this photo:

    Do they not have security at these things?

  46. Jonathan Rhys Meyers Crazy Eyes Neck Tattoo
    EZ-B
    Commented on this photo:

    Everybody sing along!
    “My crazy has a last name, it’s M-E-Y-E-R”
    And S, ok, it’s also got a fucking S in it

  47. Kelly Brook Cleavage Skyfall Premiere
    Raaaaaa
    Commented on this photo:

    she’s a very *cough* HANDSOME woman

  48. Mariah Carey Carrying Daughter Monroe
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    Bad Mariah!!!…Monroe is not a bullet proof vest

  49. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
    RPM
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    JLo ‘s recycling efforts continue, as she once again dons one of Britney Spears abandoned stage costumes. It takes several years before JLo can wear any of the treasurers she claims from the trashcan of our meth loving starlet… you see, it takes a thousand mice, with a thousand needles, a thousand days to sew in a zipper strong enough to keep her ass from causing the entire thing to explode….

  50. Aaron Paul Pierce Brosnan Toni Collete Imogen Poots A Long Way Down Set
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    Not legitimate rape.

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