Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, brought to you by Pube Beards™ — Now available in Welcome To Whole Foods! We’ve also got two straight dudes just doing straight dude stuff, as well as Russell Simmons continuing his Eastern European humanitarian mission, and finally, oh snap, did Jaleel White do that?
*slowly backs out door* I’ll just let myself out,
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Courtney Stodden Is On The Verge Of A Wardrobe Malfunction – Celebuzz |
 Is Anyone Surprised That Courtney Stodden Has A Sex Tape? – Dlisted | |
| Kesha Is Making Sidebutt A Thing – Buzzfeed | |
| Ba-Donka-Donk! Emma Watson Shows Off Some Sexy Curves – Popoholic | |
| These Sexy Girls Want To Give Your Ride A Wash – The Chive | |
| We Are Loving Anne Hathaway's Sideboob And (Almost) Nip Slip – Lainey Gossip |
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Good Morning, Whoever The Hell Anais Zanotti Is In A Bikini, And Other News |
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Good Morning, Courtney Robertson Bikini Photos, And Other News |
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Good Morning, Candice Swanepoel, And Other News |
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Selena Gomez Is In A Bikini, Ready To Have Sex With Anyone Who’s Not Justin Bieber |
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Yes, We’re Starting The Day With Kendall Jenner Bikini Photos And Other News |
Nice hobo shoes
She’s holding up nicely.. Correct age.. Fit and mentally ill.. Check, Check and Check..
I warned them of the consequences of combining the DNA of Miss Piggy with Tan Mom. WHY DIDN”T THEY BELIEVE ME!?
There once was an ass
Owned by J-Lo
That once released gas
Onto the front row
…I must have missed that Dr. Seuss classic.
Looks like she took some A-Roids.
I admire the black boyguard’s stoicism. It must have taken all his willpower to just stare straight ahead. At least we know he’s hiding an erection.
No way I’m putting this stolen racism in writing myself, so see History of the World: Part I, Gregory Hines, eunuchs scene.
She looks like a simian.. Another delusional idiot. Her husband has a lot of side tail for sure..
Return To The Planet Of The Apes. Please.
Dr. Cornelius I presume.
Poorly concealed black eyes and wonked up nose…did she peep at Chris Brown’s phone?
I hope she doesn’t have Octopussy.
I’ll give her Cocktopussy.
I guessed Kris Jenner from the thumbnail. Me and Elisabeth both lose on that one.
actually, we all won on that one.
“Not a soul skipped the first class of, ‘How to Pretend Your Straight 101.’ However, its a long semester, and no one will get it right on day one.”
Took one look at what she brought back from the dry cleaners said “Ah Fuck it!” and wore the outfit anyways….really should have held back from that last tequila.
It’s like Peter North held her down until it dried.
That’s right keep looking at it and not my face and everyone gets to keep their lunch.
Fuck him and fuck that stupid hat.
“Dude No! She still tastes like old guy and car seat.”
She just saw the Hamm-bone pic.
“Note to self. Steal hairbrush.”
Is this the Weekend at Bernie’s sequel?
Nope, you’re still Urkel. Get back in there.
“Vat you mean eez not Obama. FUCK”
Haha nice.
What? Oh sorry, that’s just cock balm. If I don’t use it I chafe my ankles.
“Hold up Ray Ray, I ain’t so sure what it is now that we up close”.
Mondo arms.
“Oh for Christ’s sake. I invited the bitch for a nice run and she said she was just going into the McDonald’s to use the Loo. An hour ago. Fook Jessica Simpson”.
Give me your sweater, Beard-o. What?
fuck you shia lebouf
Shit break!
I thought this was Nancy Ajram. I’m not even kidding.
I don’t CARE if she’s not attracted to me!
“I’m not crazy. I’m not crazy. I’m not crazy. Holy fuck am I ever crazy!”
Whydonti Rideher
S’up, pumpkin.
I don’t know where my breasts are taking me! Help!
His chest tattoo, an asterisk.His tramp stamp,an ampersand. True story.
If she hadn’t fucked with her face so much, she’d still be pretty hot.
M’enh. Yes… I know… I’m crazy.
Nah. Your eyesight must suck, is all.
Does anyone else see this and think “Female MMA fighter”?
He’s so manly he blinks sperm.
He been baking cupcakes or something?
Fuckin’ hot.
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She looks too much like my sister-in-law. Saying something shitty hits too close to home.
Close your mouth, you’re giving me a hard-on!
Do they not have security at these things?
Everybody sing along!
“My crazy has a last name, it’s M-E-Y-E-R”
And S, ok, it’s also got a fucking S in it
she’s a very *cough* HANDSOME woman
Bad Mariah!!!…Monroe is not a bullet proof vest
JLo ‘s recycling efforts continue, as she once again dons one of Britney Spears abandoned stage costumes. It takes several years before JLo can wear any of the treasurers she claims from the trashcan of our meth loving starlet… you see, it takes a thousand mice, with a thousand needles, a thousand days to sew in a zipper strong enough to keep her ass from causing the entire thing to explode….
Not legitimate rape.