Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, brought to you by Pube Beards™ — Now available in Welcome To Whole Foods! We’ve also got two straight dudes just doing straight dude stuff, as well as Russell Simmons continuing his Eastern European humanitarian mission, and finally, oh snap, did Jaleel White do that?
*slowly backs out door* I’ll just let myself out,
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Courtney Stodden Is On The Verge Of A Wardrobe Malfunction – Celebuzz |
 Is Anyone Surprised That Courtney Stodden Has A Sex Tape? – Dlisted | |
| Kesha Is Making Sidebutt A Thing – Buzzfeed | |
| Ba-Donka-Donk! Emma Watson Shows Off Some Sexy Curves – Popoholic | |
| These Sexy Girls Want To Give Your Ride A Wash – The Chive | |
| We Are Loving Anne Hathaway's Sideboob And (Almost) Nip Slip – Lainey Gossip |
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Good Morning, Whoever The Hell Anais Zanotti Is In A Bikini, And Other News |
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Good Morning, Courtney Robertson Bikini Photos, And Other News |
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Good Morning, Candice Swanepoel, And Other News |
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Selena Gomez Is In A Bikini, Ready To Have Sex With Anyone Who’s Not Justin Bieber |
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Yes, We’re Starting The Day With Kendall Jenner Bikini Photos And Other News |
I’m not even going to joke…she looks ridiculous. (toss into the trash with Kim K.)
Awww, that’s a damn shame. At least the tattoo makes him hot again! Oh, wait a minute…
“Why does your tattoo say ‘talent-less whore’?”
Skyfall, Penisrise.
I guess this is the polar opposite of the smokey eye.
GAY?!? Wha-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-? What would EVER make you think that I am gay?!? I’m outraged!
That is quite a sparkly caboose she’s got there.
From the shorts up it looks like the guy from My Chemical Romance.
She needs to shoplift some new clothes!
I thought Hugo was a puppet.
Imogen Poots? Man, lunchtime at school musta been hell for that chick.
She’s all pumped up from shopping. Makes me wonder what’s in the bags.
Probably the hottest woman named Berenice I’ve ever seen.
“It may not look like much…But at least I own my own house!”
In the immortal words of Rick James, “Cocaine is a helluva drug.”
Not even with Fish’s dick. Not with the lights out, not even for practice.
Needs more eyeshadow.
eeewwwww. and, never heard of him.
Nicki: “Is it in, yet?”
Guy behind her: “Yeah, I swear, it’s in, baby.”
Other guy: “Oh yeah, it’s in there all right.”
It’s worse than we thought, doctor… He’s gone full cue ball.
Why is she on her knees? Is she auditioning sex partners to gold dig?
‘Take that mask off….nope, still don’t recognize you.’
From the set of ‘I Know What You Did Last Never’
Reminds me of a goldfish I had.
Looks more like Mel D, or at least Mel C.
I’ve always believed him to be a drag queen. no one can convince me otherwise.
Noone ever said the Scientologists were good dressers.
“Oooooooh! Look! I’m coloring IN the lines!”
‘No worries, Miss. We have another five gallon bucket of eyeliner for you in the trunk.’
“Nooo Kristen! He’s just directing traffic!”
the hideous tattoo was most assuredly gotten whilst shit ass drunk. Henry the the 8th DRUNK, that is drinking for 2 weeks straight.
As he was stepping out to the photocall, in front of all the cameras, NO-ONE thought to mention anything?
Bunch of assholes.
“I KNOW!! Tell me about it!”–Tara Reid
it’s high definition face powder. invisible to those types of television cameras. unfortunately, this wasn’t taken using a high definition television camera.
Used up inflatable doll, now with lifelike eyes!
Victoria then this. Two hookers in a row
plastic. old. whore.
That’s a pretty……ummmmm…….backdrop?
this cjhick has zero redeeming value. how’d she get famous again?
*chick
She says words very fast, has big tits and access to Lady Gaga’s closets. Actually, that’s pretty much how Katy Perry got famous, too.
I still would
if those little glasses are just for ‘looks’ someone needs to call CPS.
Nope, those are real corrective lenses.
ok then. but damn her ass (Mom’s) looks HORRIBLE. lol.
Bullshit.
She’s so fucking gross.
Frank.. When you’re right.. You’re right.. She is fucking gross.
Looks like a load’s about to just fall right out.
agreed – she needs to put it away already
Guy 1. What’s the tat say?
Guy 2. It says, “I blew everyone at Capitol and all I got was this lousy career.”
Guy 1 Thought so.
those legs…wow!
I bet they would make great ear muffs.
So this one time… Billy Joel bangs the rabbi’s daughter and .. Voila!
The Catholic girls start much too late.
The Dalai Lama told Richard, “As long as the gerbil survives, this does not violate the precepts.”
“The typical mating posture of all other primates involves the rear approach of the male to the female. She lifts her rear end and directs it towards the male. Her genital region is visually presented backwards to him. He sees it, moves towards her, and mounts her from behind.” – Desmond Morris, The Naked Ape 1967
“Sorry my nose is fucked up. I tripped over my dick.”
Im relieved to know Im not the only one who found themelves reading that in a Ted Knight voice. “Munn-ROE”
That’s a guy in the dress, right?
dont get his dick wet.
Omigod! Omigod! Omigod! It’s a 15-year-old lonely fat girl! I can’t believe one finally came to see Twilight! I can’t contain myself!
Thats “horny-face”?? My dog makes that face right before he bites people
I can almost hear her growling.