The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.23.12

October 23rd, 2012 // 420 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, brought to you by Pube Beards™ — Now available in Welcome To Whole Foods! We’ve also got two straight dudes just doing straight dude stuff, as well as Russell Simmons continuing his Eastern European humanitarian mission, and finally, oh snap, did Jaleel White do that?

*slowly backs out door* I’ll just let myself out,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
    neo
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m not even going to joke…she looks ridiculous. (toss into the trash with Kim K.)

  2. Jonathan Rhys Meyers Crazy Eyes Neck Tattoo
    shaniqua nunyadambidness
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    Awww, that’s a damn shame. At least the tattoo makes him hot again! Oh, wait a minute…

  3. Nicki Minaj Nipple Slip Pastie
    Bionic_Crouton
    Commented on this photo:

    “Why does your tattoo say ‘talent-less whore’?”

  4. Berenice Marlohe Cleavage Skyfall Premiere
    Josephus
    Commented on this photo:

    Skyfall, Penisrise.

  5. Jon Hamm White Powder The Paley Center for Medias Annual Los Angeles Benefit
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I guess this is the polar opposite of the smokey eye.

  6. Robert Pattinson
    Commented on this photo:

    GAY?!? Wha-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-? What would EVER make you think that I am gay?!? I’m outraged!

  7. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
    Cock Dr
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    That is quite a sparkly caboose she’s got there.

  8. Elisabeth Moss Legs Short Shorts
    seriouslynow
    Commented on this photo:

    From the shorts up it looks like the guy from My Chemical Romance.

  9. Winona Ryder Cleavage Bra Homefront Set
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    She needs to shoplift some new clothes!

  10. Billy Zane Shaved Head Sunglasses
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    I thought Hugo was a puppet.

  11. Aaron Paul Pierce Brosnan Toni Collete Imogen Poots A Long Way Down Set
    Commented on this photo:

    Imogen Poots? Man, lunchtime at school musta been hell for that chick.

  12. Torrie Wilson Muscular Legs Short Shorts Tank Top
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s all pumped up from shopping. Makes me wonder what’s in the bags.

  13. Berenice Marlohe Cleavage Skyfall Premiere
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Probably the hottest woman named Berenice I’ve ever seen.

  14. Jaleel White Blue Sneakers Photo Booth
    Commented on this photo:

    “It may not look like much…But at least I own my own house!”

  15. Jonathan Rhys Meyers Crazy Eyes Neck Tattoo
    ChickenHawk
    Commented on this photo:

    In the immortal words of Rick James, “Cocaine is a helluva drug.”

  16. Wendy Williams
    Senor Trout
    Commented on this photo:

    Not even with Fish’s dick. Not with the lights out, not even for practice.

  17. Berenice Marlohe Cleavage Skyfall Premiere
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Needs more eyeshadow.

  18. Eddie Kaye Thomas Crappy Beard All Star Bowling Event To Benefit Our Time
    Commented on this photo:

    eeewwwww. and, never heard of him.

  19. Nicki Minaj Nipple Slip Pastie
    Commented on this photo:

    Nicki: “Is it in, yet?”

    Guy behind her: “Yeah, I swear, it’s in, baby.”

    Other guy: “Oh yeah, it’s in there all right.”

  20. Billy Zane Shaved Head Sunglasses
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s worse than we thought, doctor… He’s gone full cue ball.

  21. Mel B Cleavage Yoga Pants
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Why is she on her knees? Is she auditioning sex partners to gold dig?

  22. Jaleel White Blue Sneakers Photo Booth
    Senor Trout
    Commented on this photo:

    ‘Take that mask off….nope, still don’t recognize you.’

  23. Jaleel White Blue Sneakers Photo Booth
    caley
    Commented on this photo:

    From the set of ‘I Know What You Did Last Never’

  24. Amanda Seyfried Cleavage
    Yer Mom
    Commented on this photo:

    Reminds me of a goldfish I had.

  25. Mel B Cleavage Yoga Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks more like Mel D, or at least Mel C.

  26. Wendy Williams
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve always believed him to be a drag queen. no one can convince me otherwise.

  27. Elisabeth Moss Legs Short Shorts
    Senor Trout
    Commented on this photo:

    Noone ever said the Scientologists were good dressers.

  28. Berenice Marlohe Cleavage Skyfall Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oooooooh! Look! I’m coloring IN the lines!”

  29. Berenice Marlohe Cleavage Skyfall Premiere
    Senor Trout
    Commented on this photo:

    ‘No worries, Miss. We have another five gallon bucket of eyeliner for you in the trunk.’

  30. Robert Pattinson
    Bionic_Crouton
    Commented on this photo:

    “Nooo Kristen! He’s just directing traffic!”

  31. Jonathan Rhys Meyers Crazy Eyes Neck Tattoo
    Commented on this photo:

    the hideous tattoo was most assuredly gotten whilst shit ass drunk. Henry the the 8th DRUNK, that is drinking for 2 weeks straight.

  32. Jon Hamm White Powder The Paley Center for Medias Annual Los Angeles Benefit
    Sheppy
    Commented on this photo:

    As he was stepping out to the photocall, in front of all the cameras, NO-ONE thought to mention anything?
    Bunch of assholes.

  33. Victoria Silvstedt Cleavage Leg Slit Dress Princess Grace Awards Gala
    Randalicious
    Commented on this photo:

    Used up inflatable doll, now with lifelike eyes!

  34. Russell Simmons Sasha Volkova 2012 Angel Ball
    Randalicious
    Commented on this photo:

    Victoria then this. Two hookers in a row

  35. Victoria Silvstedt Cleavage Leg Slit Dress Princess Grace Awards Gala
    Commented on this photo:

    plastic. old. whore.

  36. Elisabeth Moss Legs Short Shorts
    Randalicious
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s a pretty……ummmmm…….backdrop?

  37. Nicki Minaj Nipple Slip Pastie
    Commented on this photo:

    this cjhick has zero redeeming value. how’d she get famous again?

  38. Elisabeth Moss Legs Short Shorts
    tom
    Commented on this photo:

    I still would

  39. Mariah Carey Carrying Daughter Monroe
    Commented on this photo:

    if those little glasses are just for ‘looks’ someone needs to call CPS.

  40. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
    frank
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s so fucking gross.

  41. Nicki Minaj Nipple Slip Pastie
    Randalicious
    Commented on this photo:

    Guy 1. What’s the tat say?

    Guy 2. It says, “I blew everyone at Capitol and all I got was this lousy career.”

    Guy 1 Thought so.

  42. Elisabeth Moss Legs Short Shorts
    frank
    Commented on this photo:

    those legs…wow!

  43. Eddie Kaye Thomas Crappy Beard All Star Bowling Event To Benefit Our Time
    Bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    So this one time… Billy Joel bangs the rabbi’s daughter and .. Voila!

  44. Richard Gere Nicholas Jarecki Holding Hands 16th Annual Hollywood Film Awards Gala
    Mary Feeney
    Commented on this photo:

    The Dalai Lama told Richard, “As long as the gerbil survives, this does not violate the precepts.”

  45. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
    Mary Feeney
    Commented on this photo:

    “The typical mating posture of all other primates involves the rear approach of the male to the female. She lifts her rear end and directs it towards the male. Her genital region is visually presented backwards to him. He sees it, moves towards her, and mounts her from behind.” – Desmond Morris, The Naked Ape 1967

  46. Jon Hamm White Powder The Paley Center for Medias Annual Los Angeles Benefit
    Joe
    Commented on this photo:

    “Sorry my nose is fucked up. I tripped over my dick.”

  47. Mariah Carey Carrying Daughter Monroe
    mamamiasweetpeaches
    Commented on this photo:

    Im relieved to know Im not the only one who found themelves reading that in a Ted Knight voice. “Munn-ROE”

  48. Aaron Paul Pierce Brosnan Toni Collete Imogen Poots A Long Way Down Set
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s a guy in the dress, right?

  49. Robert Pattinson
    Joe
    Commented on this photo:

    Omigod! Omigod! Omigod! It’s a 15-year-old lonely fat girl! I can’t believe one finally came to see Twilight! I can’t contain myself!

  50. Berenice Marlohe Cleavage Skyfall Premiere
    mamamiasweetpeaches
    Commented on this photo:

    Thats “horny-face”?? My dog makes that face right before he bites people

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