The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.23.12

October 23rd, 2012 // 420 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, brought to you by Pube Beards™ — Now available in Welcome To Whole Foods! We’ve also got two straight dudes just doing straight dude stuff, as well as Russell Simmons continuing his Eastern European humanitarian mission, and finally, oh snap, did Jaleel White do that?

*slowly backs out door* I’ll just let myself out,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Victoria Silvstedt Cleavage Leg Slit Dress Princess Grace Awards Gala
    K-Tron
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    She’s oozing so much natural elegance and demure beauty, they should re-name the event the Victoria Silvstedt awards gala. Princess Grace who!?

  2. Victoria Silvstedt Cleavage Leg Slit Dress Princess Grace Awards Gala
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    “I think she’s saying ‘Oil Can’ Scarecrow.”

  3. Wendy Williams
    karlito
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    when i first saw her on TV i thought she was a drag queen or a transvestite. he facial expressions seemed exaggerated especially when her eyes would pop wide open. shades of Ru Paul.

  4. Elisabeth Moss Legs Short Shorts
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    Well, that’s ONE way to keep yourself from being Hammed…

  5. Eddie Kaye Thomas Crappy Beard All Star Bowling Event To Benefit Our Time
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    How embarrassing; a picture of my pubes before I trimmed them!

  6. Mariah Carey Carrying Daughter Monroe
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    She named her kid after the gay dude from “Too Close for Comfort?”

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/23/jim-j-bullock-157_220.jpg[/img]

    • Col. Bat Guano

      Jim J. Buttocks is like Candyman. Say his name three times in a mirror and he shows up for dinner. And doesn’t leave. Ever.

    • No, I’m pretty sure, the kid was named after our Fifth President James Monroe. Architect of the Monroe Doctrine and the President to first oversaw the implementation of the Missouri Compromise. The Monroe presidency occurred at at time of relative political peace, due to the waning Federalist movement and the retreat of the established European powers from North American

      Hate to be rude, but it’s kind of obvious.

      [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/23/Monroe%20image-340_415.jpg[/img]

    • Bionic_Crouton

      She was going to name her daughter after Marilyn Monroe, except she couldn’t spell Marilyn and did not want her daughter’ to be associated with a diva bitch.

  7. Amanda Seyfried Cleavage
    Kojak
    Commented on this photo:

    “That’s my bubblejob face…”

  8. Christina Ricci
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    I think that breast reduction should be considered malpractice.

  9. Russell Simmons Sasha Volkova 2012 Angel Ball
    Bionic_Crouton
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    From the look on his face you can tell that she still has that new whore smell.

  10. Bar Refaeli Leg Slit Dress 2012 Angel Ball
    Diablo Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m now interested in taking the bar exam.

  11. Eddie Kaye Thomas Crappy Beard All Star Bowling Event To Benefit Our Time
    DeucePickle
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    At first I was going to make a big deal about how he was dressed for an event but then i realized it was for bowling, so, who cares.

  12. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
    Kojak
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    3 dollar bill.

  13. Aaron Paul Pierce Brosnan Toni Collete Imogen Poots A Long Way Down Set
    Tidbit
    Commented on this photo:

    Nothing can wash the shame off of Carrot Top.

  14. Torrie Wilson Muscular Legs Short Shorts Tank Top
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    Thought it was John Hamm’s penis, then I realized it was her veiny right arm.

  15. Robert Pattinson
    Kojak
    Commented on this photo:

    “No Kristen! No!”

  16. Richard Gere Nicholas Jarecki Holding Hands 16th Annual Hollywood Film Awards Gala
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “So then Richard actually admitted he watches South Park too, and the rest is history…”

  17. Torrie Wilson Muscular Legs Short Shorts Tank Top
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    A-Rod realizes that the key to any successful relationship is having a partner that can beat you in arm wrestling.

  18. Torrie Wilson Muscular Legs Short Shorts Tank Top
    Kojak
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    Van Damme got boobs…

  19. Victoria Silvstedt Cleavage Leg Slit Dress Princess Grace Awards Gala
    Kojak
    Commented on this photo:

    “Victoria Silvstedt wax model at the Princess Grace Awards Gala in New York City.”

  20. Russell Simmons Sasha Volkova 2012 Angel Ball
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    Jesus, lose the hat Russell. Even the Sentilelese tribe from the Amazon know you’re bald.

  21. Robert Pattinson
    Tidbit
    Commented on this photo:

    *I* want a role in a Rupert Sanders movie, too!

  22. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
    DeucePickle
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    When i just look at the picture, I’m like, “well that’s a pretty cool ass”…then i read who’s ass that is and I’m like, “nevermind.”

    • So she looks good, except for the fact that it’s JLo? Reminds me of an Elton John fan who, hearing that EJ is gay, decided he no longer likes Elton John’s music.

  23. Nicki Minaj Nipple Slip Pastie
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    Dude on the right looks like interrupting Kanye. Yo titties, I’m happy for you and Imma let you finish, but Anna Nicole Smith had the greatest cleavage of all time. Of all time.

  24. Victoria Silvstedt Cleavage Leg Slit Dress Princess Grace Awards Gala
    Kojak
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    Victoria Silvstedt sex rubber doll at the Sex Toys Awards Gala in Tokyo.

  25. Kelly Brook Cleavage Skyfall Premiere
    Josephus
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    Your move, Portman.

  26. Robert Pattinson
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    “Kristen, no! That’s Jon Hamm’s limo !”

  27. Victoria Silvstedt Cleavage Leg Slit Dress Princess Grace Awards Gala
    Kojak
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hugo Weaving in the set of ‘Priscilla, Queen of The Desert, part 2″

  28. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
    Sheppy
    Commented on this photo:

    Eh, I probably still would. If I didn’t have anything better to do.

  29. Amanda Seyfried Cleavage
    Josephus
    Commented on this photo:

    I had the same reaction to that Kelly Brook photo, too.

  30. Jaleel White Blue Sneakers Photo Booth
    Tidbit
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    Stupid colored shoes don’t work for wil.i.am – there’s no way they’ll work for Urkell.

  31. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
    Deacon Jones
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    That’s probably one of the sweetest ass shots I’ve seen of her.

  32. Berenice Marlohe Cleavage Skyfall Premiere
    YAAR
    Commented on this photo:

    Don’t give me that look. If you didn’t want me to stare, you wouldn’t have worn that dress…

  33. Toni Braxton Buttcheek Leg Slit Dress
    Josephus
    Commented on this photo:

    More like “unbreak my FACE.” Jesus.

  34. Kelly Brook Cleavage Skyfall Premiere
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    Now who’s going to beat Dolly Parton with the mammary missiles.

  35. Christina Ricci
    shaniqua nunyadambidness
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    Thyroid peepers.

  36. Richard Gere Nicholas Jarecki Holding Hands 16th Annual Hollywood Film Awards Gala
    shaniqua nunyadambidness
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    Too easy.

  37. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
    Josephus
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    Kind of a misleading caption. Sure, Jennifer Lopez is in the photo, up on the screen, but you would think you’d mention that she’s touring with the world’s largest disco ball as well.

  38. Elisabeth Moss Legs Short Shorts
    Sheppy
    Commented on this photo:

    Hmmmmmmm… still not quite there.

  39. Nicki Minaj Nipple Slip Pastie
    Sheppy
    Commented on this photo:

    “What do you think it is?”
    “I have NO idea”

  40. Winona Ryder Cleavage Bra Homefront Set
    Josephus
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    Relax, guys. She just stole the boobs from Natalie Portman.

  41. Mel B Cleavage Yoga Pants
    Sheppy
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone mixed up the spices.

  42. Jaleel White Blue Sneakers Photo Booth
    tlmck
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    Since he’s such a big star. they gave him the large dressing room.

  43. Nicki Minaj Nipple Slip Pastie
    DeucePickle
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    “Pssst…..sing.”

  44. Jon Hamm White Powder The Paley Center for Medias Annual Los Angeles Benefit
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    Obviously misunderstood the phrase “Eye candy.”

  45. Victoria Silvstedt Cleavage Leg Slit Dress Princess Grace Awards Gala
    Kojak
    Commented on this photo:

    “Melanie Griffith at the Erroneous Surgery Awards Gala in Mexico City.”

  46. Mariah Carey Carrying Daughter Monroe
    DeucePickle
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    I didn’t know they made bi-focals that small.

    • Josephus

      I didn’t know they made douchebags that small.

      • Trek Girl

        I know, dude. Where does that little girl get off looking exactly like what she is – a little girl. The bow in the hair, the tights, the dress, the corrective lenses…what a douche.

        Oh, my mistake – that’s what you are.

  47. Amanda Seyfried Cleavage
    neo
    Commented on this photo:

    2 in the pink, and 1 in the stink.

  48. Amanda Seyfried Cleavage
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    It’s the Amanda Seyfried version of “The Blue Screen of Death.”

  49. Amanda Seyfried Cleavage
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    It’s good to see that she’s finally gotten some color…In her EYES!

  50. Toni Braxton Buttcheek Leg Slit Dress
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    I’m Popeye the Sailor’s legs…toot, toot!

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