Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, brought to you by Pube Beards™ — Now available in Welcome To Whole Foods! We’ve also got two straight dudes just doing straight dude stuff, as well as Russell Simmons continuing his Eastern European humanitarian mission, and finally, oh snap, did Jaleel White do that?
*slowly backs out door* I’ll just let myself out,
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She’s oozing so much natural elegance and demure beauty, they should re-name the event the Victoria Silvstedt awards gala. Princess Grace who!?
“I think she’s saying ‘Oil Can’ Scarecrow.”
when i first saw her on TV i thought she was a drag queen or a transvestite. he facial expressions seemed exaggerated especially when her eyes would pop wide open. shades of Ru Paul.
Well, that’s ONE way to keep yourself from being Hammed…
How embarrassing; a picture of my pubes before I trimmed them!
She named her kid after the gay dude from “Too Close for Comfort?”
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Jim J. Buttocks is like Candyman. Say his name three times in a mirror and he shows up for dinner. And doesn’t leave. Ever.
No, I’m pretty sure, the kid was named after our Fifth President James Monroe. Architect of the Monroe Doctrine and the President to first oversaw the implementation of the Missouri Compromise. The Monroe presidency occurred at at time of relative political peace, due to the waning Federalist movement and the retreat of the established European powers from North American
Hate to be rude, but it’s kind of obvious.
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She was going to name her daughter after Marilyn Monroe, except she couldn’t spell Marilyn and did not want her daughter’ to be associated with a diva bitch.
“That’s my bubblejob face…”
I think that breast reduction should be considered malpractice.
From the look on his face you can tell that she still has that new whore smell.
I’m now interested in taking the bar exam.
At first I was going to make a big deal about how he was dressed for an event but then i realized it was for bowling, so, who cares.
3 dollar bill.
Nothing can wash the shame off of Carrot Top.
Thought it was John Hamm’s penis, then I realized it was her veiny right arm.
“No Kristen! No!”
“So then Richard actually admitted he watches South Park too, and the rest is history…”
A-Rod realizes that the key to any successful relationship is having a partner that can beat you in arm wrestling.
Van Damme got boobs…
“Victoria Silvstedt wax model at the Princess Grace Awards Gala in New York City.”
Jesus, lose the hat Russell. Even the Sentilelese tribe from the Amazon know you’re bald.
*I* want a role in a Rupert Sanders movie, too!
When i just look at the picture, I’m like, “well that’s a pretty cool ass”…then i read who’s ass that is and I’m like, “nevermind.”
So she looks good, except for the fact that it’s JLo? Reminds me of an Elton John fan who, hearing that EJ is gay, decided he no longer likes Elton John’s music.
Dude on the right looks like interrupting Kanye. Yo titties, I’m happy for you and Imma let you finish, but Anna Nicole Smith had the greatest cleavage of all time. Of all time.
Victoria Silvstedt sex rubber doll at the Sex Toys Awards Gala in Tokyo.
Your move, Portman.
“Kristen, no! That’s Jon Hamm’s limo !”
“Hugo Weaving in the set of ‘Priscilla, Queen of The Desert, part 2″
Eh, I probably still would. If I didn’t have anything better to do.
I had the same reaction to that Kelly Brook photo, too.
Stupid colored shoes don’t work for wil.i.am – there’s no way they’ll work for Urkell.
However, when paired with Cotton Dockers, you look like a special needs exchange student.
That’s probably one of the sweetest ass shots I’ve seen of her.
Don’t give me that look. If you didn’t want me to stare, you wouldn’t have worn that dress…
More like “unbreak my FACE.” Jesus.
Now who’s going to beat Dolly Parton with the mammary missiles.
Thyroid peepers.
Too easy.
Kind of a misleading caption. Sure, Jennifer Lopez is in the photo, up on the screen, but you would think you’d mention that she’s touring with the world’s largest disco ball as well.
Hmmmmmmm… still not quite there.
“What do you think it is?”
“I have NO idea”
Relax, guys. She just stole the boobs from Natalie Portman.
Someone mixed up the spices.
Since he’s such a big star. they gave him the large dressing room.
“Pssst…..sing.”
Obviously misunderstood the phrase “Eye candy.”
“Melanie Griffith at the Erroneous Surgery Awards Gala in Mexico City.”
I didn’t know they made bi-focals that small.
I didn’t know they made douchebags that small.
I know, dude. Where does that little girl get off looking exactly like what she is – a little girl. The bow in the hair, the tights, the dress, the corrective lenses…what a douche.
Oh, my mistake – that’s what you are.
2 in the pink, and 1 in the stink.
It’s the Amanda Seyfried version of “The Blue Screen of Death.”
It’s good to see that she’s finally gotten some color…In her EYES!
I’m Popeye the Sailor’s legs…toot, toot!