The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.22.13

October 22nd, 2013 // 550 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed and the second day in a row with a giant gallery of celebrity fuckery. Granted, I’m sure you’re not quite down here yet, as you’re still mesmerized by that simultaneously adorable and horrific pic of The Hoff up there. I shudder to think what an entirely different photograph that would have been if one of those lemurs was comically wearing a hamburger bun on his head like a little hat…

As for the rest of TCWM, which unfortunately includes no other pics of shit-hammered drunks fondling animals, we’ve got the glorious return of Nicolas Cage‘s fake ponytail, Farrah Abraham with her new boyfriend and MENSA President Brian Dawe, Cee Lo Green wearing his finest bathrobe to his arraignment on felony drug charges, and Russell Brand not only within striking distance of a girl in a wheelchair, but with no visible signs of a bullet wound or even physical restraints of any kind.

You ban guns, England, this is what you get,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Bam Margera Patchwork Robe Jackass Presents Bad Grandpa Screening
    Hank E. Ring
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    Should I dress like Johnny Depp, or Russell Brand? BOTH!

  2. Julia Roberts Wonky Nipples 17th Annual Hollywood Film Awards
    yourmom
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    Oh god, did Scientology get her, too??

  3. Bam Margera Patchwork Robe Jackass Presents Bad Grandpa Screening
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    Look Bam, it barely works for Johnny Depp, and nobody wishes he was Ryan Dunn’s co-pilot.

  4. Farrah Abraham Boyfriend Brian Dawe
    yourmom
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    Does this mean there’ll be a sequel?

  5. Larry The Cable Guy Ass In Michael Douglas Face The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
    JC
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    This picture sums up exactly why no one under the age of 75 watches Jay Leno.

  6. Russell Brand Posing With Young Girl In Wheelchair Thurrock Mind Mental Health Charity Shop Opening
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    No comment. This one wrote itself.

  7. Katie Price Cleavage Spandex Unitard Love Lipstick And Lies Autobiography Launch
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    Ironically, the word narcissist probably doesn’t appear in her book.

  8. Cee Lo Green Felony Drug Charge Arraignment
    JC
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    “Your Honor, I don’t think scream-singing ‘EFFF YOUUU’ every time my client speaks is an appropriate use of your judicial discretion in this case.”

  9. Alec Baldwin Untucked Shirt Talking To Photographer
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    just sign here Alec and I won’t charge you for the cost of surgically removing the cellphone you shoved up my ass

  10. Nicolas Cage Fake Ponytail Outcast Press Conference
    JC
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    So he’s going to guest star on “Sons of Anarchy”?

  11. John Travolta Creepy Small Goatee Grey Streak Wig The Forger Set
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    it’s called a vagina. I have a pic of one on my cellphone, see?

  12. Gemma Merna Cleavage Inside Soap Awards Afterparty
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    Oh thank god. In the thumbnail I thought it was Tara Reid.

  13. David Hasselhoff Snuggling With Lemurs Vienna Zoo
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    Try saying “marsupial” three times when you’re wasted.

  14. Patrick Stewart Derpface Sunny Ozell
    huh?
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    “All this time and now i know that Capt. Picard should have sounded like ‘Scarface’…..i cant stop honey…”

  15. Sandra Bullock Cleavage Bony Chest 17th Annual Hollywood Film Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    Is there a new Twilight film I was unaware of?

  16. Sandra Bullock Cleavage Bony Chest 17th Annual Hollywood Film Awards
    Smapdi
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    Sandra freezes in terror at the thought of nearby sunlight striking her body.

  17. Larry The Cable Guy Ass In Michael Douglas Face The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
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    It’s amazing how many people think Larry the Cable Guy is an actual person, but Pee Wee Herman is just a character.

  18. David Hasselhoff Snuggling With Lemurs Vienna Zoo
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    Your move, Gere….

  19. Russell Brand Posing With Young Girl In Wheelchair Thurrock Mind Mental Health Charity Shop Opening
    Deacon Jones
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    Noo! Noooooooooo!

  20. Larry The Cable Guy Ass In Michael Douglas Face The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
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    Behind the candelabra 2 – Goin’ country…

  21. Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Nipples No Bra See Through Blouse Its A Lot Premiere
    Hopalong
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    They forgot the “T”

  22. Larry The Cable Guy Ass In Michael Douglas Face The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
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    Wanna see if rimming me gives you cancer?

  23. David Hasselhoff Snuggling With Lemurs Vienna Zoo
    Dox
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    “No no… you have to relax the sphincter, or you’ll never get both in there.”

  24. John Kerry Frankenstein Face Arab Peace Initiative Press Conference
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    Arab Peace Initiative. That’s an oxymoron right?

    • i bet they solved the issues over there after this conference.

    • cc

      That signs been there since 1967

    • An offer – signed on by all the major Arab players – has been on the table since 2002. The Israeli government has never even bothered to address this – because any peace agreement would mean giving up territories siezed in 1967, and like hell are we going to give up any of those, because they were given to us by our special, invisible friend who owns EVERYTHING and gave it all to US so THERE!!!
      But, yeah, an Arab peace initiative. Funny, right?

  25. Sandra Bullock Cleavage Bony Chest 17th Annual Hollywood Film Awards
    Dox
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    “Must…feed….”

  26. Nicolas Cage Fake Ponytail Outcast Press Conference
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    You know you’ve been on the internet too long when this looks like just another meme to you…

  27. Larry The Cable Guy Ass In Michael Douglas Face The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
    Dox
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    “I’ve tongued worse…” – Michael Douglas.

  28. Hayden Christensen Mohawk Outcast Press Conference
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    Witty joke relating the title of the movie to his alleged homosexuality. Ideally incorporating his superb hairstyle, too.

  29. Katie Price Cleavage Spandex Unitard Love Lipstick And Lies Autobiography Launch
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    Who would buy that book? Seriously.

  30. Sandra Bullock Cleavage Bony Chest 17th Annual Hollywood Film Awards
    tokinwhitey
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    Zombie!!

  31. Richard Gere Full Grey Beard Long Hair Fanny Set
    Anthony
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    I could have sworn that was Billy Connolly

  32. Peter Dinklage Pushing Daughter Zelig Stroller
    Terd Fergueson
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    Ok Zelig, Daddy’s turn now.

  33. David Hasselhoff Snuggling With Lemurs Vienna Zoo
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    “Look! I’m a nut storing squirrels in his mouth.”

  34. Katie Price Cleavage Spandex Unitard Love Lipstick And Lies Autobiography Launch
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    Your move Stodden.

  35. Julia Roberts Wonky Nipples 17th Annual Hollywood Film Awards
    Dox
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    Much like her eyes, her nipples are cockeyed.

  36. Sandra Bullock Cleavage Bony Chest 17th Annual Hollywood Film Awards
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    Does she own anything that isn’t black?

  37. Christie Brinkley Cleavage Spandex Dress The Today Show
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    She looks fucking amazing!

  38. Jake Gyllenhaal Skinny Gaunt Face Holding Videocamera Nightcrawler Set
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    He’s starting to look more and more like Young Frankenstein.

  39. Cee Lo Green Felony Drug Charge Arraignment
    Dox
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    “Your honor, take a good look. Does this look like a man that needs to drug women for his enjoy…. shit…”

  40. Julia Roberts Wonky Nipples 17th Annual Hollywood Film Awards
    Pickle Nose
    Commented on this photo:

    If her stylist was going for “frumpy”, she nailed it.

  41. Kate Moss Bikini Nipples Gut
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    She just spotted Dexter St. Jock and his really long dreadlock,,,,

  42. Leilani Dowding Butt Booty Shorts Sports Bra Chinese Yoga Pose
    Dox
    Commented on this photo:

    “And we call this one, I’m about to have a concussion.”

  43. Leilani Dowding Butt Booty Shorts Sports Bra Chinese Yoga Pose
    tokinwhitey
    Commented on this photo:

    The time is 12:25.

  44. Hayden Christensen Mohawk Outcast Press Conference
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    It’s as if Macklemore dick-slapped Bieber…

  45. Nicolas Cage Fake Ponytail Outcast Press Conference
    Dox
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    The beard doesn’t give the illusion you have more hair.
    You just look like Ted Kaczynski now.

  46. Farrah Abraham Boyfriend Brian Dawe
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    He wants to Dawe her in the butt.

  47. John Kerry Frankenstein Face Arab Peace Initiative Press Conference
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    “For the last time, Mr. Polanski: No, I do not have the power to grant you immunity and safe return to the US. And no, I do not now what “is hip” with young girls nowadays”

  48. Kate Moss Bikini Nipples Gut
    Dox
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    Duck face?
    Or Ferret Face?

  49. Bam Margera Patchwork Robe Jackass Presents Bad Grandpa Screening
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    The Emperor has no Hygiene.

  50. Haley Binn Jason Binn Jamie Foxx Henri Barguirdjian Paul Pierce Welcome Party
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    “….and this, Jaime, is rich white guy number 7. I think his name is Henri. Don’t worry about remembering that, there’s about 18 more to go.”

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